r/mapporncirclejerk • • 19h ago

Truly, factually, 8 hours

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u/Bot1-The_Bot_Meanace 19h ago

Pretty sure if you take the train you can make that Germany crossing in 30 hours as well

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u/Domovie1 Average Mercator Projection Enjoyer 19h ago

Deutschebahn: yesterday’s train tomorrow!

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u/The_God_Kvothe 15h ago

DB: It's not late if yesterdays train arrives tomorrow.

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u/knoxiknoxx 14h ago

When some guys made a song about it, you know it's bad.

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u/insured_morron 6h ago

Deutschebahn: Gestererzug morgens! (Did I say that richtig [im still learning nicht schießen])

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u/Raulr100 15h ago

It's always crazy seeing Germans complain about their trains when they seem like fucking super fast luxury compared to our Balkan trains.

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u/Bot1-The_Bot_Meanace 15h ago

Not to knock you guys but saying that the country with the 3rd highest gdp in the world has better trains than the Balkan seems like a really low bar to clear. It's also that the Deutsche Bahn of the 70s was substantially better than what we have now, maybe apart from the bullet trains, which are hilariously expensive and comparatively slow regardless.

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u/Raulr100 15h ago

I mean I get it but it's also a funny culture shock.

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u/markjohnstonmusic 14h ago edited 13h ago

DB is the boyfriend that isn't actively strangling you right now. I live in Mannheim, so every ICE I take starts with 40 minutes of 150kmh.

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u/Stardustger 18h ago

I've actually tried that it took longer because every single train missed its connecting train.

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u/Bot1-The_Bot_Meanace 18h ago

That... Somehow doesn't surprise me in the slightest. Iirc many people were traveling to Sylt for fun when the 9€ ticket was still a thing

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u/DjayRX 18h ago

I mean, unless you work there, something is wrong if you're going to Sylt but not for fun.

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u/Tainmere_ 14h ago

Sounds like that's what OP did due to multiple trains missing their connections. If you take the ICE, then Munich to Hamburg would be a bit under 6 hours and you wouldn't have to change trains at any time.

Going border to border from Garmisch-Partenkirchen to Flensburg would increase that to ~11 hours due to the regional trains being slower and ~40 mins layovers each in Munich and Hamburg.

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u/Tomblerone 11h ago

That's assuming that the ICE actually shows up that day.

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u/Hans-Dieter-Brigitte 17h ago

Many people were travelling with regional trains because that were the only trains covered by the 9€ ticket. Going by ICE/IC it's much quicker.

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u/SpareRelation9363 17h ago

I remember when my foster fathers train started going backwards and added an extra 8 hours to his trip. Making him come home very late. Like how can geemany has such a city train system? My countries is way better than that(Hungary)

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u/deukhoofd 16h ago

They've not properly invested in their railway system for decades. They've only spent money on maintenance, not actual improvements to it. That maintenance also causes issues, because instead of actually renewing railway infrastructure, they now need to spend more and more time on fixing old infrastructure, which also causes delays.

At the same time traffic keeps increasing, but they already don't really have the capacity for it, so if something minor goes wrong, it cascades throughout the entire network.

They also have a lot of old signalling infrastructure, which needs to work together, but often doesn't. That old infrastructure also frequently breaks. They need to replace them with digital interlocks, and move to ETCS everywhere, but that's a massive project that takes years, if not decades.

So basically they could fix it, if they'd actually invest in it and plan for it.

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u/Deutscher_Bub 18h ago

There is a challenge in germany where you try to get to all 16 countries in 24 hours via train, and it's barely possible. So you could easily take 30 hours from the very south to the very north, since the 24h one is a highly optimized route going in what is basically a small circle in the middle of Germany

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u/loloider123 17h ago

You are happy if you have a train by hour 30

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u/markjohnstonmusic 14h ago

It's more fashionable on treads.