r/mapporncirclejerk • • 19h ago

Truly, factually, 8 hours

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u/Chingizhan1312 19h ago

In Russia, after driving for 8 hours, you will still be in Omsk.

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u/Ro0z 19h ago

You can never leave Omsk

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u/Nikoladge 18h ago

🎶Hotel Siberia 🎵

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u/Kid_Freundlich 19h ago

Being stuck in the line at the gas station doesn't count

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u/BlatantConservative 17h ago

They call it Benzine cause of Soviet nonsense over there.

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u/Exepony 12h ago

Americans when different language: "hmm, must be some kind of Soviet plot".

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u/BlatantConservative 12h ago

Nah it's legit history. The Soviets had more commercial gas shortages than the rest of the world and ended up using a easier to produce distillate, petroleum benzine, which was lower octane and also more toxic. It was very Soviet and very nonsense, because before the 90s or so they were a massive crude producer but they weren't really good at cracking chambers or other forms of distillation at scale so for light vehicles and personal vehicles their gas was fundamentally different.

Like West German cars couldn't run on East German gas for a while and they had to add an additive to run vehicles on East German pumps.

It's still used over there, but regular higher octane gasoline is also available and prevalent nowadays, but since gas was generally called benzine and that was the colloquial word for what you put in your car, that's the word that stuck.

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u/ThreeButtonBob 19h ago

and still in the same queue for gas

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u/Cahootie 16h ago

In Sweden you can drive for 4.5 hours and not leave Gällivare Municipality (pop. 17 000). Our subdivisions get huge up north where nobody lives. Compare that to the smallest municipality which you can cross in 15 minutes (Sundbyberg, pop. 57 000).

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u/I-am-fun-at-parties 16h ago

In Russia, after driving for 8 hours, the Lada breaks down