r/losangeleskings • u/TheGBakes • 1d ago

Mid-term Grades

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Drew,
While your past work showed real talent, this year you were appointed class president and have not yet adjusted to the responsibility. You spend far too much time in timeout, which leaves your classmates to finish group projects shorthanded. You’re a step behind during recess and seem to be relying on old notes instead of keeping up with the current material.
The year is just getting started, and if you apply yourself there’s plenty of time to turn this around.

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u/FrankM5150 1d ago

Love Drew! Coincidentally, I love watching paint dry and my favorite car is a 3 cylinder Geo Metro

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u/Whichtwin1 1d ago

The color beige hits different when you watch it dry, I highly suggest it for your next go around

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u/thanatossassin 23 1d ago

How bout them 97 Prius?

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u/FrankM5150 18h ago

Hmm I don't know. Thats still a little too fast for me. I like slow things, like DD!

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u/Edmuresay 1d ago

Could be wrong, but I think he's taken a penalty in every game so far

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u/Ok-Angle-6845 19h ago

So has Brady basically, and I don’t even think he’s scored yet lol

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u/Head-Alternative-607 17h ago

Brady got a natural hat trick yesterday + an assist 🙃

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u/Demon- 1d ago

I will always love Drew, my favourite King ever but I really think the push to make the Olympic roster this year might have been that last strong push of his career. I just don’t see anything salvageable out there on the ice anymore

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u/rimrockbuzz 12h ago

mid term?

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u/Life_Tie_9514 15h ago

That grade is being charitable

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u/Crash30458 1d ago

How much do you think we can get for him

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u/thanatossassin 23 1d ago

2 hookers and an 8 ball

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u/Bernardsnow12 1d ago

The hookers will also be past their prime just like bro

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u/Crash30458 1d ago

Does one still have a couple more runs in her

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u/Bernardsnow12 1d ago

She’s good to go for about 5 minutes top per night

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u/robotscantsurf Kings Chevron 11h ago

Definitely! Especially with how much laxative the 8ball is cut with…

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u/fivefold_sunup 1d ago

Enough of the 8 ball and you won't even realize the difference

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u/RDZed72 15h ago

"Thats a great idea!!!"

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u/thanatossassin 23 13h ago

"Did someone say Party???"

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u/SpudSmiter 1d ago

A Canadian 8 ball though not a Colombian 8 ball. He’s not worth that much

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u/poptorched 1d ago edited 18h ago

I need him to accept retiring this year if he wants to retire a king. Idc if he’s on the team this year bc I want the tank, but next year, young guys need to get playing time

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u/FrankM5150 18h ago

Retire this year? How about retire right now.

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