TL;DR: Having an advantage in the real world vs waiting for a greater fool to regain it.
Imagine if in the past, people who paid into pyramid schemes or chain letters called that contribution "buying an asset," and referred to the paid amount as its price or value.
For example, in a chain letter, someone sends $10 to the person ahead of them on the list, signs their name at the bottom, and claims: 'I bought an asset worth $10.' The next participant comes along, sends $20 to the previous one, signs the list, and says: 'Now I own an asset worth $20.' And the media headlines proclaim: 'Asset Value Surges by 100%!'
In reality, there is only a list of participants waiting for payments from others. Nothing else. People would say such individuals and the media had lost their minds. Participants hand their money over to others and claim to own an asset worth the exact amount they just gave away, while the media treats this as a booming new asset class.
This is exactly the way of speaking that has been normalized today when it comes to Bitcoin. Mainstream media like Forbes and Bloomberg run headlines such as "Harvard Now Owns Nearly Half a Billion Dollars Worth of Bitcoin" and "Birth of a New Asset Class."
However, when we look at everything associated with the name "Bitcoin," we can easily see that no asset worth half a billion dollars exists in Harvard's possession, and that Harvard had nothing to buy, but is merely waiting for a payment from others.
Take the blockchain first. Did Harvard buy that? No, it is a shared file containing records of digital addresses and their associated numbers, which anyone can download from the internet. Did it buy the computer network that maintains that file? No, that consists of devices owned by independent individuals and private companies. Did it buy a digital address or a private key? No, anyone can generate those for free. Did it buy the number next to that digital address? No, numbers are abstractions from an infinite mathematical set and cannot be owned. Finally, did it buy the software that determines the network's operating rules and updates the numbers next to the addresses? No, that is freely available as open-source code.
As we can see, there was nothing for Harvard to buy, no asset to own. Bitcoin is merely a cryptographically based list of participants who handed over their assets to others (or spent electricity to maintain that list) and are now waiting for payments from others to acquire assets again. What is called the "value" or "price of Bitcoin" is simply the last payment, converted into fiat currency and divided by the number next to the payer's address.
Harvard is one of the participants on the waiting list, not the owner of a new asset class.
What does it even mean to own an asset?
Put simply, it means having an advantageous position in the real world. Suppose you hold wheat and oil. You have an advantage over those who don't hold them because you can satisfy others' needs for food or energy. They will come to you and offer you something, rather than going to those with empty hands. That is a clear advantage.
It is similar in the financial world when you hold US dollars, bonds, or stocks. With dollars, you have an advantage because you hold an instrument of someone else's debt. All dollars are issued as loans by commercial banks or the Fed to the private sector or the government. Those debtors must come to you and offer something to obtain dollars, pay off their debt, and avoid foreclosures or bankruptcy.
With bonds and stocks, you have an advantage because you can offer others the right to future cash flows: interest, principal, dividends, or proceeds from an eventual liquidation of the company.
On the other hand, with chain letters or Bitcoin, no such advantage exists. You have nothing to offer anyone except showing them a name on a waiting list as proof that you paid into the scheme, only that with Bitcoin, instead of a name, you show a larger or smaller number.
Bitcoin is, therefore, a digital record of participation in a scheme where you wait for another participant's payment in order to regain real-world advantage, that is, some form of tangible or financial asset. And all that talk about crypto assets, digital money, revolution, decentralized finance, and a store of value is merely propaganda by which existing participants try to extract as much assets as possible from others.