r/interestingasfuck • u/MaxSupreme369 • 23h ago

Since when did Statues start getting colonoscopy? 👀

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u/saltisurfer 23h ago

…a bloke spends nine months trying to get out ….and the rest of his life trying to get back in !

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u/TannedCroissant 22h ago

Hopefully not the same one though

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u/thesituation531 19h ago

"Forbidden fruit tastes the sweetest", as they say.

I wouldn't know if that's what the quote was talking about originally, but I do know that it applies!

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u/Toddlez85 15h ago

Sir, it isn’t even 10 am.

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u/daLejaKingOriginal 50m ago

It’s always after 10 am somewhere

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u/xyz19606 3h ago

as the song goes, "West Virginia, mount your momma."

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u/Muscled_Manatee 16h ago

Beggars can’t be choosers

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u/Candy_Worthy 21h ago

That's the best part.

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u/CareRarely 20h ago

Incest is wincest

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u/Wuz314159 20h ago

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u/BadassBokoblinPsycho 14h ago

I hate that I had never seen this before. Thank you.

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u/StillNotAF___Clue 23h ago

Stealing this. Tha k you kind sir

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u/technobrendo 14h ago

Just when I thought I was out they pull me back in!

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u/Commercial_Tip4624 17h ago

It’s when they’re not pissed about that fact that it’s actually fun and safe. Otherwise it makes them want to kill you a lot of the time