Before the social services are notified! 1. He knew what he was letting himself in for! He identified the risk and made a (mis) calculated decision . 2. Ralph is very laid back and never (almost never) lashes out, but when he does it’s with the appropriate amount of justice. 3. This is funny. I won’t hear otherwise!

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r/instant_regret • u/boxburnabs • 19d ago

Young fighter gets destroyed by grandpa instant regret

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10.3k Upvotes

272 comments

r/instant_regret • u/overthinker_af0 • 20d ago

He won't do it again🙄

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2.9k Upvotes

174 comments

r/instant_regret • u/derek4reals1 • 26d ago

Learning how to use your automatic awning

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11.5k Upvotes

77 comments

r/instant_regret • u/SpectreSpeck • 26d ago

The defeat in his voice

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1.1k Upvotes

88 comments

r/instant_regret • u/Boss-fight601 • 27d ago

Don’t bite a fucking lighter

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3.1k Upvotes

156 comments

r/instant_regret • u/haze4140 • 28d ago

Man bites from a lithium battery

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2.5k Upvotes

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r/instant_regret • u/ExcluteYou • 28d ago

(Sept15,2026)Orland Park, Illinois. Guy attempts to rob another guy at a gas station, proceeds to get shot in the face. Not gonna lie the way the victim drew his gun😮‍💨😮‍💨👏👏 NSFW

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6.8k Upvotes

Found the vid on a world news telegram channel. Context copied & pasted

A man Christopher Brown attempts to rob a concealed-carry holder at a gas station, only to get shot once in the cheek. Police say the suspect was later arrested and charged with attempted armed robbery, along with several weapons and stolen-property offenses. The victim was not injured.

Op edit: idk if this dude got shot in the ass or the face. The articles was not specific enough😭😭 it just says shot in the cheek

https://www.fox32chicago.com/news/suspect-charged-after-attempted-robbery-concealed-carry-holder-orland-park-police-say

https://www.orlandpark.org/Home/Components/News/News/865/65?fbclid=IwdGRjcAUYilhwZG9mBWZkaWQWUOmp2GZMd5vtmzTV58Q8iw2NrUqmJWV4dG4DYWVtAjExAHNydGMGYXBwX2lkCjY2Mjg1NjgzNzkAAR7FBb8SxENQFr1eiPzXS5JsvIWvOkj2LjlS73zp-wP6F-l60bt9AsU-lCz3Sg\\_aem\\_qY7NNOV7XjxboKWzBQZ8CA

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r/instant_regret • u/KingOfFools1984 • 29d ago

Regretting the twerk

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2.0k Upvotes

138 comments

r/instant_regret • u/EddieBrock99 • Sep 14 '26

Horsing around

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5.2k Upvotes

288 comments

r/instant_regret • u/Altruistic_Oil_1310 • Sep 13 '26

Instant regret sticking my hand in wasp nest

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1.4k Upvotes

Put my hand right into a wasp nest today. Have a laugh at my expense.

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r/instant_regret • u/ezposoyo • Sep 10 '26

Finally, he did it

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9.5k Upvotes

Finally, he did it.

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r/instant_regret • u/DABDEB • Sep 10 '26

The time when the toilet tried to hold it.

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2.5k Upvotes

122 comments

r/instant_regret • u/386attention • Sep 10 '26

His underwear had the same reaction

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1.5k Upvotes

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r/instant_regret • u/KingOfFools1984 • Sep 04 '26

Well that escalated quickly.

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r/instant_regret • u/tattoodiceswimmersa • Sep 01 '26

Tour guide loses control of game viewer, drives into croc infested river.

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3.5k Upvotes

Happened in Masai mara over the weekend. Not fatalities.

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Instant Regret (in'-stint rē-gret') n. a subreddit dedicated to deliberate actions that unexpectedly lead to undesirable consequences and horrible results; things which may cause someone to say, "oh man, did I just screw the pooch!"

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(in'-stint rē-gret') n.

a subreddit dedicated to deliberate actions that unexpectedly lead to undesirable consequences and horrible results; things which may cause someone to say, "oh man, did I just screw the pooch!"

Guidelines & Rules

1) Videos and gifs must show regret. No text messages or still frames. Sometimes the display of regret is unmistakable. It can be evident in someone's face, or in their body language. Sometimes it's a judgment call. If you think it works, try it out. If we delete it, you were wrong. We are Reddit™ moderators. We are always right!

A fail is not a regret. Some ripper eating a swellbow while trying to bone a rail on the backside, (that's skater lingo for a bad crash. I looked it up (made it up)), isn't regret. There should be a look of surprise, and an expression that clearly says, "Oh no. Oh, God no. I really should not have done that. Why did I do that?"

Other examples that aren't regret:

An immediate reaction to pain.

Eating bad food and not liking it is not regret. You knew what was going to happen, dumbass.

Laughter is not an expression of regret. It's just not.

A picture of a sunburn or a crappy tattoo is not evidence of regret. For all we know you like looking like a pumpkin, and definitely still want that potato tattoo on your ankle.

2) Regret must be instant or near-instant. If someone does something which only has bad consequences minutes or hours later, it is not considered instant.

3) No Animal Abuse. We love animals. They are capable of regret, but we don't want to see videos where their regret is the fault of humans, involves cruelty, injury or is in any way unpleasant.

4) No compilations. Just pick one good thing and go with it. Everybody likes it when you do that.

5) If the video is longer than 20 seconds, please use a tag to tell everyone when the lead-up to the regrettable moment begins. For example [regret at 4:20]. Or post the video queued up to the point where things get good and the regret quickly follows. But, ultimately, these are just excellent suggestions. You're the director. Make it good. And don't worry. If it sucks, we'll get rid of it for you.

6) Reposts are highly discouraged. Reposts are allowed, but reposts which have been posted recently or are in the top of all time will be removed.

No Dannys. If your name is Danny and we find out we will ban you.

WE HATE SPAM!

We remove spam.

We exact vengeance on those who give us spam.

If you see spam, report spam.

If you see an account that uses a YouTube channel that takes videos from other channels in order to accumulate karma on said account. Report that account, We'll take care of it.

and finally...

REMEMBER YOUR REDDIQUETTE

Please, no abusive comments, hate speech, or any other personal attacks.

Doxing, brigading, and witch-hunting are not allowed.

This includes derailing commentary sections to complain about prolific users, and by that we mean "Gallowboob is not against the rules". Complaining about the OP rather than the content is an easy way to earn a temporary ban.

The moderators reserve the right to remove posts & comments, and to ban users at our own discretion. If we feel your post doesn't fit, we'll remove it. If you are an abusive person, or an intolerable troll, we just might ban you. If you feel that your post or comment has been removed unfairly, please feel free to message us. We'll try to be nice. We're not perfect but we really are working on it.

If you see someone breaking the rules, please message the mods and let us know.

Thanks! Now, please enjoy our sub and the consequences resulting from the poor choices made by your fellow humans.

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