r/insanepeoplefacebook • • 3h ago

I would say that dudes need to stop logging into FB and snitching on themselves, but it’s hilarious when they do!

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u/KimmyGurl420 3h ago

Ever notice people that think that way are people you wouldn't want to fuck in the first place?

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u/just_reading_1 2h ago

Considering how many straight women report not achieving orgasms it seems average straight men are just as selfish but smart enough to say weird shit.

"Just be polite and normal" seems to be really hard for some weirdos.

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u/AnekeEomi 1h ago

The animals who think like that don't believe in consent and openly state that rape should be legal. So wanting to fuck them isn't really a problem they think they should be concerned with

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u/BeTheBall- 3h ago

Orange seems like a sex offender.

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u/therealbananabottom 3h ago

I'd bet my next paycheck to confirm this OOP has had sex 'for fun' (for him at least) at least once and has pressured at least one women into sex she didn't entirely want. Fucking loser.

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u/Leftist_Pirate 3h ago

YIKES lol. Those are guys you have to escape when get near them. Those are predators enabled by a community. Real “Jerry Seinfeld” types. They just tell you they’re monsters and they actually are.

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u/Renuwed 2h ago

100% this is one of the guys who has a masturbation rule. He is allowed to, she is not.

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u/LionBirb 1h ago

wtf did I just read

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u/3dprintedwyvern 1h ago

Noobs stuck in bronze/silver be like :D

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u/catsdelicacy 2h ago edited 1h ago

It's so great when they're autistic, autistic people can't lie, he's a total asshole but he's always gonna be upfront about it

Edit: hey, autistic folks! This was a joke! A joke!

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u/FatBoySlim512 2h ago

Do you genuinely believe that autistic people can't lie? Because I'm autistic and I'm more than capable of lying

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u/catsdelicacy 1h ago

It was a joke. At least I know you're telling the truth

No I don't believe it, because I was joking.

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u/-Reverend 44m ago

The thing is that people actually believe these kind of things about autism, and statements like your comment just reinforce those beliefs, no matter your intention. Especially since it doesn't reliably read as a joke without verbal intonation, people say this kind of thing genuinely and no-joke on the internet all the time.

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u/catsdelicacy 40m ago

If people are managing their relationship with mental health based on anonymous comments on Reddit we're already fucked, man

This is a subreddit called r/insanepeoplefacebook. I am not out of line to make a joke.

Maybe you need to take yourself a little less seriously.

Please get off your soapbox. This is not an appropriate place for it.

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u/-Reverend 37m ago

This is about reinforcing stereotypes and public perception, not about an autistic person's own self-image.

Clearly marking it as a joke would already go a long way, although it would still be feeding into stereotypes. But at least a little bit less than something that can read as being serious.

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u/catsdelicacy 10m ago

By who? By what fool? Somebody that stupid can't read. Jokes don't need content warnings.

Please be serious. You're tone policing me. You've decided you have to have a just problem with me, because you have a justice sensitivity. You're stood on a soapbox and it's not working.

This is a straw man argument and I have no respect for it.

I made a joke. Lighten up, go touch grass, stop lecturing me.

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u/Whispering_Wolf 1h ago

People with autism can absolutely lie, what?

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u/catsdelicacy 1h ago

But they can't get jokes

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u/FlailingScrotum 1h ago

Whoever taught you about folks with autism owes you an apology.

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u/catsdelicacy 1h ago

They taught me autistic people have a hard time recognizing jokes and they were right about that

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u/-Reverend 1h ago

I am a 400 ft tall purple platypus bear with pink horns and silver wings

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u/catsdelicacy 1h ago

I'm a comedian

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u/fountainpopjunkie 37m ago

Poes Law = No matter how obvious you think your joke is, someone on the internet will think you meant exactly what you said.

Especially if it was a bad joke.

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u/catsdelicacy 5m ago

Making a joke about autistic people on Reddit is going to get the reaction I got, which I knew. I'm being very entertained by the scolding and heckling

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u/CMDR_Barry 11m ago

Isn't a joke supposed to be funny though?

I'm not autistic for the record, but I fail to see how anyone could find this funny.

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u/catsdelicacy 6m ago

Bad jokes exist

Comedy is subjective

I don't know what to tell you, but I do appreciate the heckle, it means the joke worked