I hate this woman

[u/Dry-Principle2627]

If you don't know her then good for you, this whore absolutely broke my fucking heart, she Is a cold heated bitch that dumped me unceremoniously while we were having an argument, bitch didn't Even bother to say goodbye.

So I'm making a craiglist post after I finish shitting on her here, Ramona flowers you have a small heart, it's the size of this walnut except way small and Guess what... Here's what the information gathered around you looks like.

That's right baby, 6 other exes, broken Hearts, cheated look at that It looks like a Greek harem.

He broke my heart so Guess what? I'm gonna break her life, that's right this Is what you get MY EVIL EXES LEAGUE!!!

I've heard she Is dating a loser in Toronto so, If you are still bitter about her like I am, contact me at my craiglist post and maybe we could teach her and the imbecile dating her a lesson, Contact Is Gideon G. Graves.

[u/alexmenstra]

go to therapy man i know ramona PERSONALLY and she gave me 5$ once

[u/Dry-Principle2627 → u/alexmenstra]

/OOC This actually Made me laugh.

Have an award.

[u/DIODidNothing_Wrong → u/alexmenstra]

She gave me a side hug and a $20

[u/RedditSucksMyBallls]

This is a smart idea, make sure the guy who delivers the letter walks out in the Toronto blizzard

[u/Dry-Principle2627 → u/RedditSucksMyBallls]

This Is actually brilliant! I just hope my new target Doesn't ignore the letters that matthew Will send to Him.

[u/TransgenderedCancer]

You joining the league too?

[u/Dry-Principle2627 → u/TransgenderedCancer]

Perhaps....

[u/TransgenderedCancer → u/Dry-Principle2627]

I heard her new boy toy was one of the top fighters in Toronto... but they're Canadian so it should be an easy fight.

[u/Dry-Principle2627 → u/TransgenderedCancer]

That should be easy 

[u/Ohaidere519]

you didn't hear it from me but the losers name is scott pilgrim. you should have someone send him an email

[u/Dry-Principle2627 → u/Ohaidere519]

I'll send Matthew to deliver the message, thank you.

[u/maz323bf]

This is my new favorite post on here

[u/Heyjude1220]

i actually heard her new boyfriend is a pedo too!

[u/Dry-Principle2627 → u/Heyjude1220]

This Is gold! Maybe If I knew More about It It could serve me at future.

Edit: WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T JAIL HIM?? TORONTO'S AGE OF CONSENT AT 16?? THIS IS RIDÍCULOUS!! whatever..... The women he Is dating Will eventually find out and the relationship Will be in shambles.

[u/marianothegreat]

/ooc i thought you were gonna straight up diss her as a character 😭

[u/Dry-Principle2627 → u/marianothegreat]

/ooc As the roadrunner would say "I just don't have the heart"

[u/tomokaitohlol7 → u/marianothegreat]

Me too

[u/Death_X_2077]

Found a gem fr

https://giphy.com/gifs/0TPFvIW8vgduA8juNL

[u/Tight_Grapefruit5280]

I HATE HER TOO

SHE JUST STOLE MY BF! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? THAT UGLY IDIOT WITH THE RAINBOW VOMIT HAIR STOLE THE LOVE OF MY LIFE!

[u/Ok-Needleworker7351 → u/Tight_Grapefruit5280]

Aren’t you 17? Why were you dating your now ex boyfriend in the first place, I think you should come with me to a place called… therapy…

[u/Usual-Vermicelli-867]

Isnt it agreed Wallace is the only good person in that comic series

[u/Dry-Principle2627 → u/Usual-Vermicelli-867]

/ooc I think that everyone in the Scott Pilgrim series Is shitty in One way on another, and that includes Wallace (he used to Steal the boyfriends from Stacy Pilgrim).

[u/Usual-Vermicelli-867 → u/Dry-Principle2627]

Sounds like Stacy has skill issues

[u/Ok-Needleworker7351 → u/Dry-Principle2627]

Used to? He absolutely still does 🤭😭

[u/frog__master]

Go to bed, Gordon.

[u/Mysterious_Rich4262]

I actually like ramona in the comics!

[u/Dry-Principle2627 → u/Mysterious_Rich4262]

/OOC me too, she Is a very nuanced character and her development and flaws Is what I like about her.

[u/indiwyn]

Woah she's bisexual I didn't know that

[u/Dry-Principle2627 → u/indiwyn]

/OOC Well, One of her exes Is a female so yeah, she Is.

[u/LunarPsychOut → u/Dry-Principle2627]

Didn't she also drunkenly make out with knives?

[u/Dry-Principle2627 → u/LunarPsychOut]

/ooc That was kim, not Ramona 

[u/willgrahamspuppy → u/LunarPsychOut]

it was Kim

[u/Afraid_Photograph_59]

I'd agree, she also steals boyfriends from others

[u/Ok-Needleworker7351 → u/Afraid_Photograph_59]

Did she steal yours?

[u/Dry-Principle2627 → u/Afraid_Photograph_59]

Huh.......

[u/agfy4]

Wow.....such animosity towards someone it couldn't have been that bad right?

[u/Th4t_4ngel]

Can confirm, I read this in the Alfred "Eggman" voice once I realized what was going on

[u/tomokaitohlol7 → u/Th4t_4ngel]

Same

[u/ImaginationWild3407]

Gideon we know its you

[u/MARSHYSOLUTION]

That one negative xp song about her

[u/Interesting-Rice-457]

I think I saw her smoking, which is evil. Who smokes? Hitler, Satan.....

[u/OkMinimum720]

truths need to be said this bitch broken the heart of my lesbian ninja friend too

[u/Dry-Principle2627 → u/OkMinimum720]

Your friend dated her? That could be usefull

[u/Neo_Pool_1991]

https://giphy.com/gifs/oe1eAnqMvjl6OTahQ1

[u/Dazzling_Depth_2600]

This film ruined a whole generation of women.

[u/AwkwardLeopard587]

I love her

[u/KneeNew9268]

[u/Illustrious_Sky_2331]

she's hot

[u/Ethereal_Cereal_92_]

super laser piss

[u/stfurachele]

This could have been an email

[u/ChainDue6349]

She's hot tho

[u/Begone-My-Thong → u/ChainDue6349]

Legs for days

Rollerblading does the body good

[u/Mother-Painting-7362]

This series is the most idf thing i ever watched in my entire life

[u/KatsoGee]

I'm one of her exes, and I'm filming a movie in that area soon. I might join this ensemble.

[u/Divinepower401]

Scott was out here risking his life so he could be with the town bicycle