I think the person who designed this page might ship lams

So me and 3 others are at our table in ELA and we're talking about musicals and then this happens:

D: I been reading Common Sense by Thomas Paine

Me: So men say that I'm intense or I'm insane

All 4 of us: *chanting Schuyler Sisters*

I lowk think the teacher looked at us like we were crazy

Felt this was similar enough to a meme to post here

Okay so there was an audio edit on tumblr back in 2015/2016 when Hamilton first came out called “Aaron Blur, Sir” and I’ve been desperately trying to find it but I think the original post got deleted so I’m trying to find someone who saved the audio file. 😭 I practically memorized most of the edits but I know it’s probably not 100% perfect, but the lyrics I remember went like this:

1769 New York City
Pardon me are you Aaron Blur, sir
That depends who’s asking
Oh well sure, blur
I’m Alexander Hamilton I’m at your blurvice sir
I have been looking for you
I’m getting blurvous
Sir I heard your name at Princeton I was seeking an accelerated course of study, when I got sort of out of sorts with a buddy of yours
I may have punched him, it’s a Burr, sir
He handles the financials?
You punched the blursar
Yes! I wanted to do what you did graduate in two then join the revolution he looked at me like I was the Bursar, I’m not the Bursar
So How’d you do it? How’d you graduate so fast?
It was my parents dying wish before they punched the bursar
You’re an orphan! Of course! I’m an orphan god I wish there was a war then we could prove that we’re worth more than anyone bargained for
Can I buy you a blur?
That would be nice
And while we’re talking let me offer you some free advice
Smile less
Punch the bursar more
Don’t let them know you punched the bursar
You can’t be serious
You wanna get some head?
Fool who run their mouths off wind up dead
-proceeds into the other dudes verses where it’s the same lyrics but the editting is jacked as hell lmao-
It went through the whole song and the ending was editted a bit too and I can’t fully remember it but the last line was something like “If you sit for nothing Burr what’ll you spit for?” PLEASE IF ANYONE KNOWS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT AND HAS IT SEND IT TO ME IM BEGGING YOU

There’s truly so many people in the world

it was in Atlanta also you get a meme at the end

Tea doesn't discriminate between the sinners and the saints

(yes this was initially made for TikTok)

(I Made the pic btw)

it's available as a sticker on my etsy