r/greentext • u/LaminatedGenitals • 16h ago

Anon eats beets

2.6k Upvotes

56 comments

r/greentext • u/LaminatedGenitals • 11h ago

Anon is asking real questions

1.5k Upvotes

94 comments

r/greentext • u/EatenZombie • 19h ago

Anon has a question

1.3k Upvotes

85 comments

r/greentext • u/bartholomewjohnson • 15h ago

Anon watches Robin Hood

905 Upvotes

60 comments

r/greentext • u/Perfect-Show2164 • 12h ago

Anon watches sci-fi

514 Upvotes

27 comments

r/greentext • u/Schpitzelton • 20h ago

Out with the Old

274 Upvotes

36 comments

r/greentext • u/bitchnibba47 • 15h ago

Anon is playing with the Ouija board

184 Upvotes

2 comments

r/greentext • u/David_lego235 • 12h ago

Anon about playground's struggle

92 Upvotes

13 comments

r/greentext • u/Cute-InspectorHZ • 20h ago

My only skill is videogames

51 Upvotes

7 comments

r/greentext • u/Cute-InspectorHZ • 18h ago

Maybe don't spend all your time fixing other people

0 Upvotes

8 comments

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