Find a job right now: (by moringmark)

[u/Striking_Analysis673]

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[u/Foreign_Feedback_138]

This is something stan actually would do

[u/Rob_Zander → u/Foreign_Feedback_138]

Yeah, but he's paying her less than minimum wage under the table and knows she'll take over going to a logging camp lol.

[u/TK_Games → u/Rob_Zander]

Woah-woah-woah, paying?

[u/TheDungeonCrawler → u/TK_Games]

"What am I, made of money? Pat, pat."

[u/Helpful-Extension320 → u/TK_Games]

xD

[u/hu-man-person → u/Rob_Zander]

Well i don't think she does much work

[u/Helpful-Extension320 → u/Foreign_Feedback_138]

that was the FIRST thought I had xD

[u/punsexual-meme]

[mabel voice] Stan you big ol softie! 

[u/UzgunBocchi → u/punsexual-meme]

Omg it fits so well with her voice😭

[u/brilliant-username → u/punsexual-meme]

I accidentally read that in Stan's voice and it made sense somehow.

[u/overfiend_87 → u/punsexual-meme]

"Shh, don't tell anyone. I've got my reputation to uphold!"

[u/bradyn_ya_dude]

Lore accurate manly dan ripping a partially cut tree from its stump and carrying it away single handedly.

[u/Darkstar_111 → u/bradyn_ya_dude]

He did hit it twice, that should be enough for the tree to get the message.

[u/Jaspers47 → u/bradyn_ya_dude]

Did Stan hire him to do that or is Manly Dan just felling trees randomly around town?

[u/bradyn_ya_dude → u/Jaspers47]

Someone has to keep those giant ass trees in check. Plus I imagine manly dan is the type of guy to knock a ton of trees down and build a log cabin in one day, just for the enjoyment.

[u/deathclawiii → u/bradyn_ya_dude]

Manly Dan right-handedly stopping all homelessness in Gravity Falls.

[u/SpookySnep → u/deathclawiii]

Manly Dan's a manly man of the people!

[u/bradyn_ya_dude → u/deathclawiii]

Exactly!

[u/Logan_Composer → u/bradyn_ya_dude]

The trees magically growing nearly overnight at that size is exactly the kinda BS you'd see in Gravity Falls, tbh.

[u/EtherealMongrel → u/Jaspers47]

It’s not random and that wasn’t a tree. He killed it with the axe then took its body away.

[u/WimpyKelv12 → u/bradyn_ya_dude]

I’ve seen this comic so many times yet that joke completely flew over my head until now!

[u/Welkin_Gunther_07]

The fact that I can so very easily see Stan doing this makes me love this

[u/ElodinPotterTheGrey1]

This is so peak

[u/OtakuWorldOrder]

I want this to be canon.

[u/longboboblong → u/OtakuWorldOrder]

Alex Hirsch is on Twitter. Go ask

[u/Zolado110 → u/longboboblong]

If he didn't think of it, I'm sure he would have wanted to.

[u/indeductible]

This would be a story only she, Stan, and Soos would know after he tells her how he got hired

[u/Mammoth-Upstairs3527]

He justifies it by paying minimum wage. "Hey, she was desperate, and desperate people are easier to swindle!"

Also, midway through the summer, this comes up to Dipper and he just goes "creepy, you say...?"

[u/TheCrystalTinker]

Okay I love this, and the requirements are hystarical

[u/RazielAshura]

https://reddit.com/link/pgsgh6r/video/gnj8ui2kkivh1/player

[u/rexepic7567]

As far as I'm concerned this canonically happened

[u/The_Hidden_DM]

And that's how Soos was hired.

...wait what?

[u/Zolado110 → u/The_Hidden_DM]

No, that's like 7 or 8 years before that.

[u/krysulam]

for those of you that dont know and enjoyed this comic, moringmark actually posts funny comics like this everyday on r/moringmark :D , focused on The Owl House and The Knights of Guienevere rn tho

[u/Confident-Damage-530]

Stan, your heart is showing :)

[u/Stanimator]

Proof that Stanley Pines has a heart.

[u/ProfesionalMech]

Mabel: Just admit it Grunkle Stan, You really are a big o'l softie!

[u/Alone-Monk]

Despite the overly specific job listing, Stan still got at least 5 applicants

[u/Mr_Lisreal]

This comic has to be, what... 12 years old by now?

[u/vanetti → u/Mr_Lisreal]

And? I’ve never seen it

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[u/myychair]

Oh man i love this so much

[u/TheDungeonCrawler]

That flyer would look very creepy without this context, but it is exactly something Stan would do as the softie he is.

[u/DeedleStone]

That's cute. It's a shame we never got an episode focused on Wendy. She's so cool!

[u/Naeoh]

I always thought it was because the Corduroy family built the Mystery Shack, and as a way of returning the favor, Stan gave Wendy a job.

[u/christian3924777]

Love this :)

[u/QuillDidNothingWrong]

She enters at the same time as Soos dressed like I Love Lucy. 

[u/dover_oxide]

Hey kid, I hear you need a job and I need a tax write-off .... I mean employee

[u/EmperorMittens]

I love this!

[u/overfiend_87]

This is so cool and totally believe this is cannon.

[u/Wisecrack34]

The Tree to Stan reveal is the best bit, goddamn