r/geometrydash • • 12h ago

Discussion theres no reason why rob should be excused any longer

6 Upvotes

It has been 3 years since 2.2 released and there is zero versus mode, map still not available and explorers is still yet to be released. geode doesnt work because rob insisted on releasing an update that, for all intents and purposes, changes nothing about the quality of the game. but its ok cos we have emojis in the comments now!!! people can comment laughing emojis in daily next to their slurs🥹🥹🥹


r/geometrydash • • 13h ago

Fluff How i imagine people who complain about geode being down:

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12 Upvotes

r/geometrydash • • 12h ago

Discussion Does anyone else just not like the new pause menu

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2 Upvotes

Everything else I've seen is normal to get used to but this is just kinda pointless. And worse.

Why remove the colors and the practice bar? Now showing your best isn't as cool cause it's just a percentage.

This just looks kinda boring now with nothing going on 💔

And there was no reason to even change it

The music and sfx things are also bad, what happened to the personality


r/geometrydash • • 17h ago

Question how dumb of an idea it is to jump from deadlocked to astral divinity after 1 year of not playing

1 Upvotes

ik its lowkey dumb idea to do it but i mean how bad can it really be


r/geometrydash • • 10h ago

Discussion Is this a joke😭

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9 Upvotes

You have to unlock event levels in the 2.209


r/geometrydash • • 22h ago

Question Guys which is harder? A- beating Magnus Carlsen in chess or B- finishing grief in geometry dash

0 Upvotes

Anwser


r/geometrydash • • 11h ago

Fluff FIRE IN DA HOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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0 Upvotes

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


r/geometrydash • • 17h ago

Artwork the definition of unskipable thumbnails

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0 Upvotes

it stopped my unstoppable scroll


r/geometrydash • • 15h ago

Question why is society soo extremely underrated

6 Upvotes

like no one really cared much when it was top 1 and its basically eead after grief got verified the level is soo cool especially its song and atmosphere everone saw it as a normal top 1😞💔


r/geometrydash • • 8h ago

Question Geometry Dash 2.209 It has a virus

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It has nothing, it left them two lines, the first the analyzer and the other the GD 2.209

Link 1 https://www.virustotal.com/gui/home/upload

Link 2 https://www.mediafire.com/file/xb0w4yjh2s6i5v7/Geometry+Dash+2.209.apk/file


r/geometrydash • • 6h ago

Discussion unpopular opinion - the new update is a complete mess

32 Upvotes

most of the features are buggy and in a very unfinished state (death tracker especially is just miles worse than the abb2k one), 90% of the new things added in this update are literally just stolen mods with 0 given credit, the optimization seemingly got worse somehow(?), since i updated my game ive crashed around 3 times in the span of 10 minutes, and we got literally nothing of value besides platformer saves.

what was RobTop even thinking publishing this update? theres no way this is what we waited months for, right? this looks like something he whipped up in a weeks time just so everyone would leave him alone. complete and utter dissapointment is what this is, and we have to give up geode and megahack for several weeks for THIS piece of shit. i personally wouldve literally been better off with this update not existing, and im most probably gonna rollback the game (or just not play until geode is back, because apparently thats where the actually competent developers are)


r/geometrydash • • 6h ago

Discussion Gd 2.209 APK help

0 Upvotes

GUYS, I need an APK LINK NOW!! Plz guyz


r/geometrydash • • 13h ago

Question Geode not Working

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I'm in my Android Phone and it normally functioned perfect. I get a new Phone and don't touch my Android for 4 Months and suddenly it doesn't work. I updated it (at least it showed). I buyer the Newest Version of GD on my Android rn.

Android Launcher: v1.8.0 Geode: v5.11.1 Geometry Dash: 2.2 145

PLS.help me


r/geometrydash • • 20h ago

Fluff yo just got the denni reference in deltarune

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r/geometrydash • • 1h ago

Discussion All former top 1 demons since Tartarus, to our current knowledge

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When someone talks about former top 1's, they usually mean demons that were once on the top of the Demonlist. However, demons are often over- or underrated on release due to insufficient opinions, or remain relatively unknown until later. I think it would be more accurate to judge the difficulty of top demons by their current, more accurate positions. Here's the list of former top 1's, according to the current Global List ranking:

Tartarus 2020.01.06 (#135)

Sonic Wave Infinity 2021.05.30 (#130)

Arcturus 2021.08.08 (#128)

Diabolic ClubStep 2021.09.01 (#122)

Firework 2021.10.30 (#60)

Slaughterhouse 2021.12.21 (#42)

Abyss of Darkness 2022.04.03 (#32)

Silent Clubstep 2022.07.18 (#20)

Tidal Wave 2023.09.10 (#7)

Thinking Space II 2025.05.25 (#4)

Society 2026.06.24 (#3)

Artemis 13 2026.09.10 (#2)

GRIEF 2026.10.05 (#1)

In particular, to our current knowledge, Acheron and Avernus were never actually top 1. Firework, despite being a "robbed top 1", was actually the second biggest difficulty jump in the game's history after Tidal Wave. Arcturus was the shortest-reigning top 1, holding the spot for 24 days; it is closely followed by Artemis 13 at 25 days.

What do you all think? Please let me know if I made any mistakes (which is likely).

P. S. I'm sorry if this has been done before, but I couldn't find any posts with the same idea, so I figured I could as well post this.

EDIT: Acheron was indeed harder in 2.1. However, The Hardest Achievements List currently places the 2.1 version below Anathema, which is currently #26 and easier than Silent Clubstep. Though there's also an opinion that Silent Clubstep's current position is inflated due to its bad gameplay.


r/geometrydash • • 23h ago

Discussion if doggie beats his next list demon in 2 streams I’ll be extremely impressed

41 Upvotes

like he’s 20 and beat a former #56 like nothing😭💔


r/geometrydash • • 9h ago

Discussion update is goated

5 Upvotes

Just wanted to share that the new update is goated and if you're not happy with it you can uninstall the game. <3


r/geometrydash • • 17h ago

Discussion No, you're not wave carried

0 Upvotes

Being something carried means you're comparatively and significantly at a specific gamemode than the rest. But when 9 out of 10 people say they're wave carried then the numbers don't add up, not because they are lying about their skill, but because if everyone is that good at wave then you're not comparatively better than the majority, you're just part of it. When everyone else considers themselves so much better at wave than other gamemodes then that skill becomes standardized. Who knows, maybe we need harder nine circles levels.


r/geometrydash • • 8h ago

Question 2.209 update just dropped! But...

2 Upvotes

Im on pirate version (mobile) I don't have money to buy a real version and im too shy to ask my parent to buy it. What should i do? ToT


r/geometrydash • • 5h ago

Question I Want the free gd 2.209 file for pc

0 Upvotes

I Want to get the free 2.209 file for pc I'm broke and I want to try the update really bad , is there a zip file for gd 2.209


r/geometrydash • • 16h ago

Discussion (Hot take?) My take on the Sweeping Demon 2 vs Grief debate

10 Upvotes

Imagine this: Taiago takes longer than Doggie on SD2 and pours in more attempts than him, yet he beats the level before Doggie. The levels are the exact same, but even though Taiago took longer on SD2 and had a bigger attempt count, Grief is suddently considered to be harder just because of the hype and the possibility of it dethroning SD2.

That's what I think is happening right now, except the roles are switched.

That was my take. Let me take them downvotes now.


r/geometrydash • • 10h ago

Discussion Roptops fuckass update

7 Upvotes

Roptops dumbass decided that it would be a really good idea to remove the ability to double clicking making many levels impossible for me I'm playing black blizzard as a new hardest and I can't play the level anymore because I physically can't do the jumps anymore that require to inputs at once.


r/geometrydash • • 6h ago

Discussion is this ai slop

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0 Upvotes

these emojis are giving such an ai vibe i cant


r/geometrydash • • 1h ago

Question Does anyone have geometry dash 2.209 apk

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I am on mobile just so you know ALSO PLEASE DONT GIMME VIRUS

Also if you think its just 5 bucks js know I aint allowed to buy any video games


r/geometrydash • • 11h ago

Fluff The Tartarus Incident

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