r/geometrydash • • 18h ago

Discussion I GOT AN GD YT AD WHILE WATCHING AN GD VIDEO

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ignore those stupid yt kids videos cuz the creator of this vid said that yt wrongfully marked this video as for kids. and if i posted this in the wrong flair, im sorry.


r/geometrydash • • 23h ago

Discussion Hot take : fly away is better than Lost in slaughterhouse

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r/geometrydash • • 5h ago

Fluff How i imagine people who complain about geode being down:

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r/geometrydash • • 21h ago

Showcase Geode for android

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Did you know geode was out for android? I recently scrolled github a bit and found it, this fixes ALL the issues i have with the game!! On android, keyboard support doesnt work. But with Geode, it just works like on pc, even without a single mod! This is dope, can highly recommend. I also didnt know geode was FOSS :0


r/geometrydash • • 4h ago

Discussion theres no reason why rob should be excused any longer

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It has been 3 years since 2.2 released and there is zero versus mode, map still not available and explorers is still yet to be released. geode doesnt work because rob insisted on releasing an update that, for all intents and purposes, changes nothing about the quality of the game. but its ok cos we have emojis in the comments now!!! people can comment laughing emojis in daily next to their slurs🄹🄹🄹


r/geometrydash • • 4h ago

Discussion Does anyone else just not like the new pause menu

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Everything else I've seen is normal to get used to but this is just kinda pointless. And worse.

Why remove the colors and the practice bar? Now showing your best isn't as cool cause it's just a percentage.

This just looks kinda boring now with nothing going on šŸ’”

And there was no reason to even change it

The music and sfx things are also bad, what happened to the personality


r/geometrydash • • 9h ago

Question how dumb of an idea it is to jump from deadlocked to astral divinity after 1 year of not playing

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ik its lowkey dumb idea to do it but i mean how bad can it really be


r/geometrydash • • 16h ago

Discussion Wave is so overrated

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I’m so tired of seeing all the hardest parts of levels being wave, especially with grief. I respect the hell out of Doggie for putting 2+ years into verifying it, but it’s a shame that it continues the trend of wave carried levels. Wave is an overly simple gamemode that lends itself to slop (eg the whole nine circles trend (Edit: not the original, the clones). It’s also, as many people before me and I’m sure many people after me say, brain dead easy to make hard gameplay for. Also, as far as I’m concerned, wave spam click sections are atrocious and should be looked down upon. They’re way less skill based and put a bunch of extra stress on people’s hands. I’m glad there’s at least levels like nullscapes and every end that focus on a different gamemode instead of getting all their difficulty from tight wave corridors.
Edit: Magma Bound is the goat for having no wave (the two wave transitions don’t count)


r/geometrydash • • 15h ago

Question Guys which is harder? A- beating Magnus Carlsen in chess or B- finishing grief in geometry dash

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Anwser


r/geometrydash • • 3h ago

Fluff FIRE IN DA HOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


r/geometrydash • • 22h ago

Gameplay ask a non gd player if this run is hacked or not

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r/geometrydash • • 9h ago

Artwork the definition of unskipable thumbnails

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it stopped my unstoppable scroll


r/geometrydash • • 7h ago

Question why is society soo extremely underrated

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like no one really cared much when it was top 1 and its basically eead after grief got verified the level is soo cool especially its song and atmosphere everone saw it as a normal top 1šŸ˜žšŸ’”


r/geometrydash • • 48m ago

Question Geometry Dash 2.209 It has a virus

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It has nothing, it left them two lines, the first the analyzer and the other the GD 2.209

Link 1 https://www.virustotal.com/gui/home/upload

Link 2 https://www.mediafire.com/file/xb0w4yjh2s6i5v7/Geometry+Dash+2.209.apk/file


r/geometrydash • • 12h ago

Fluff yo just got the denni reference in deltarune

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r/geometrydash • • 19h ago

Discussion Am I the unluckiest acu victor?

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I just recently beat acu here are my stats
38k att
80%+ x22 94% 95% 97% x2
Play for 6 months
Enjoyment 6/10(it used to be 9)
From Windy landscape


r/geometrydash • • 52m ago

Fluff so i'm getting this right? (2.209 + Geode in this) Spoiler

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So. We all (prolly) have the GD 2.209 right? well. When I sreached up: "GD 2.209" the lastest GD 2.209 update WAS 2 HOURS AGO. "Well whats wrong with that? its just 2 hours ago!" ... Geode still hasnt updated. I AM SO P*SSED OF THIS


r/geometrydash • • 9h ago

Discussion (Hot take?) My take on the Sweeping Demon 2 vs Grief debate

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Imagine this: Taiago takes longer than Doggie on SD2 and pours in more attempts than him, yet he beats the level before Doggie. The levels are the exact same, but even though Taiago took longer on SD2 and had a bigger attempt count, Grief is suddently considered to be harder just because of the hype and the possibility of it dethroning SD2.

That's what I think is happening right now, except the roles are switched.

That was my take. Let me take them downvotes now.


r/geometrydash • • 19h ago

Discussion When are we going to get some cool ass jumps

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Why do jumpers always jump to the most popular and generic levels. ā€œI’m jumping from nine circles to bloodbathā€, like so daring are we. Or when the 9000th person here announces jumping from acu to slaughterhouse

Couple years ago a dude jumped from Twisted Tranquility to Photovoltaic II when it was main list like that’s such a cool jump. When are we getting people jumping from idk fucking saitama 3000 to BEING HOME

Btw if you guys know any cool ass jumps that aren’t to tidal wave / slaughterhouse / firework / oblivion / kowareta / wasureta / sonic wave / bloodbath feel free to list them


r/geometrydash • • 15h ago

Discussion if doggie beats his next list demon in 2 streams I’ll be extremely impressed

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like he’s 20 and beat a former #56 like nothingšŸ˜­šŸ’”


r/geometrydash • • 9h ago

Discussion No, you're not wave carried

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Being something carried means you're comparatively and significantly better than most people at something. But when 9 out of 10 people say they're wave carried then the numbers don't add up, not because they are lying about their skill, but because if everyone is that good at wave then you're not comparatively better than the majority, you're just part of it.

Edit: While I did make a mistake saying that being carried relates to other people and not your skillset, it still doesn't make sense. When everyone else considers themselves so much better at wave than other gamemodes then that skill becomes standardized. Who knows, maybe we need harder nine circles levels.


r/geometrydash • • 3h ago

Fluff The Tartarus Incident

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r/geometrydash • • 22h ago

Question school incident

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so i was playing a noclip version of subsuming vortex mid class and the girl next to me peeked at the phone TWICE, what do i need to know?


r/geometrydash • • 5h ago

Discussion Is Geometry Dash updated again?

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It won't even let me open GD, let alone Geode.


r/geometrydash • • 13h ago

Question Is it a good idea to make a 2 player level as my first serious creation ?

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Pretty self explanatory title here. Also I think it's gonna be an extreme, cuz u have to make 2 player levels hard to get them noticed, but not like codep level just smth around top 1000 when done with 2 people.