r/genewolfe • u/yosoysimulacra • 1d ago

Who’s Down?

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u/PatrickMcEvoyHalston Optimate 1d ago

Your death would have been a marketing strategy. I think better to make sure everyone has a living wage and inform corporations their day is done.

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u/guy_incognito42069 1d ago

It is possible I already had some presentiment of future.

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u/Round_Bluebird_5987 1d ago

I would take that deal in a minute if they could guarantee I'd be around to collect and enjoy all those pringles.

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u/zenerat Man-Ape 18h ago

Pringles are basically pre-digested ultra processed potato starches with seasoning. The reason “once you pop you just can’t stop” is because your body doesn’t actually think you’ve eaten anything and any satiety is completely bypassed. The carbs hit your bloodstream but your body still thinks you’re hungry so you keep eating. It’s actually in my opinion rather an evil food because it was designed to do this.

I wouldn’t take this deal because I don’t think I’d have anything of use I could do with them.