r/gaming • • 2d ago

Geralt - We're at a Funeral...

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u/someguyfromsaturn 2d ago

You smell wonderful at this funeral

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u/Jaasim99 2d ago

Lilac and Gooseberries

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u/Norgur 2d ago

Can't smell it because the fucking

wind is howling

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u/Ephemeris 2d ago

Place of power, gotta be

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u/jld2k6 2d ago

Place for penis, gotta be

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u/AmayaHa 2d ago

Gotta draw from it.

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u/Bubster101 2d ago

How do you like that sliver?

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u/Play4leftovers 2d ago

I can never forget Carbot's video on Witcher 3 with the line "Ah yes, the scent of Yennefer, lilac and dingleberries!"

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u/incidel 2d ago

Just like the Unicorn!

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u/Vergenbuurg 2d ago

"Trust me. Next time you see him, just sniff the air and go, 'Is that lilac?'"

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u/ges13 2d ago

Follow your nose, wherever it goes.

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u/pimezone 2d ago

You can't spell funeral without fun

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u/Randyaccredit 2d ago

Could almost invite Earl

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u/GregTheMad 2d ago

Great, now I can't stop pronouncing it fun-eral. This is ar-kansas all over again!

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u/NotThePersona 2d ago

Dammit, now I'm saying that like I'm a pirate.

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u/Eriane 1d ago

I do the same with kilometer. "Kill-o-meter"

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u/AmayaHa 2d ago

Put the 'fun' in funeral, and the 'D' in Yennefer.

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u/charface1 2d ago

Oh, they're at a funeral. I guess that explains his long face.

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u/WrytXander 2d ago

How presumptuous, maybe that's a funeral mask where he's from??

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u/UshankaBear 2d ago

I mean... look at Ghana funerals

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u/Unpaid_Wizard_ 2d ago

Funeral dress code: Black
Geralt inventory: Best I can do is leather straps and a bird mask

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u/StinkandeSnigel 2d ago

Business casual

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u/Unpaid_Wizard_ 2d ago

😄 Exactly!

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u/Grimmsticks2000 2d ago

It's not *my* funeral, so...

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u/Skydude252 2d ago

Honestly I can hear that in Geralt’s voice.

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u/SmegmaSlurper1996 2d ago

gotta hand it to Geralt, he's always ready

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u/Neutralmensch 2d ago

Funeral starts with Fun.

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u/xSociety 2d ago

OOORRRRRGGGYYYYYYY

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u/scottydont78 2d ago

I bet that beak interferes with his nosh.

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u/PrisonerClass 2d ago

You may enter.

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u/Gul_Dukat__ 2d ago

He’s got mourning wood

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u/ironsidepc 2d ago

"You can't go to a party at the Thalmor Embassy dressed like that."

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u/ivar-the-bonefull 2d ago

Yennifer was still naked in my playthrough when we returned to the funeral after sexy time. It averages each other out.

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u/DonutHoles4Ever 2d ago

What do you mean still? Arent you just running the nude mods?

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u/JustStormax 1d ago

Its a bug in the Remastered version of Witcher 3. Her clothes return in the next cut of the cutscene.

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u/Certain_Mall_6947 2d ago

My funeral after i saw yennefer for the first time and couldn't handle all that beauty

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u/Wusskiller 2d ago

Could be anyone in that mask

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u/parentheticalobject 2d ago

"Everyone will be dressed in dowdy black! Which means I may stand out, should I wear a dazzling color. Isn't that a marvelous idea, maskmaker?"

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u/adhede 2d ago

Sir this is a wendy's

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u/N7LP400 2d ago

There's always fun in funeral

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u/Scribblehamzter 2d ago

So the orgy is off?

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u/davidfliesplanes 2d ago

Geralt is always up for some tomfoolery, regardless of the context

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u/Less_Party 2d ago

This is how you mourn twink death.

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u/MithranArkanere 2d ago

If you were ever annoyed by story missions that require a type of outfit to play, this is why.

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u/croud_control 2d ago

It'd be what he wanted.

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u/FlavourTownMayor 2d ago

lol my first playthrough I kept that mask on the entire game. Will definitely do the same when I replay the remaster soon.

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u/Blind_Fire 2d ago

I'm replaying W3 now and after the funeral fuck, Yenn walked into the main hall naked in the cinematic. I don't this she cares.

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u/thisnamemattersalot 2d ago

Stuff like this in games cracks me up. I've been playing the Trails in the Sky remake, which has a lot of available character customization options via equippable items like this. Including things like hair color. Which is funny for a game that is constantly using visual references to hair color in the dialogue.

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u/Googoo123450 2d ago

Lmao, I love that I'm finally understanding references to this game I've owned for ten years and just recently started playing for the first time. So glad I gave it another shot.

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u/trueonyxx 2d ago

"I was told it was a celebration of life, so yes, I came prepared to party"

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u/chorusChr 2d ago

tried this line at my aunts funeral, turns out context matters

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u/XxD3bsh 2d ago

this was probably the funniest moment in the game haha

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u/EngineeringDevil 2d ago

can you imagine you are told you are going to an event starring a hedonist and because of the name attached you came hilariously mis-dressed?

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u/1ceByte28 2d ago

"Winds still howling...."

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u/ealexeev 2d ago

Geralt: just trust the process...

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u/Villentrenmerth 2d ago

"Oh right, how about a round of Gwent?"

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u/stfm 2d ago

I loved Saints Row

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u/rfow 2d ago

You have no respect for our customs!

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u/khairul619 2d ago

Another one meme

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u/RewindTheClock08 2d ago

one heck of a mask geralt 🫣

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u/CS-Terrorist 2d ago

i love playing witcher 3

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u/DrNick2012 2d ago

It's my funeral and he's fulfilling my wish so mind your own business Yen.

Now get in the casket like we agreed Geralt

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u/shrimpcest 2d ago

Wasn't this exact meme/title posted just yesterday?

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u/Dorian182 2d ago

I really need to play through it again.

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u/Dyolf_Knip 2d ago

Geralt puts the fun in funeral.

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u/unorginalperson94 2d ago

The cards were not kind to Geralt that day.

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u/stodal 2d ago

Yea, Jennifer. its a FUNereal, not a SADereal

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u/Mrrandom314159 2d ago

"And my outfit is killing it."

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u/Shezzofreen 2d ago

I had a naked Yennefer, she then dressed super quick a scene later.

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u/Sufficient_Object281 2d ago

Geralt the Berliner Edition

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u/ANDR0iD_13 2d ago

"At a funeral!?" - Carl Johnson

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u/CIAburneraccount 2d ago

is that geraldo rivera

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u/TommyRayman 1d ago

Now I gotta replay it

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u/Wooden_Ad4869 1d ago

smells like a cursed graveyard and bad decisions

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u/jaded-steve 1d ago

Where are the donkey ears?

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u/michimachimas 1d ago

Winter night's lazzo

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u/Parking-Reading-3859 1d ago

Nice suit you got there!

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u/xXgreeneyesXx 1d ago

it is not his fault that he has become as the renegade angel!

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u/OrthodoxManx122 5h ago

After my interlude with Yen, when we went back to the wake, she showed up naked at first. It was very amusing.

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u/Moustiboy 2d ago

Me with uncut Jason in GTA 6

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u/getskillplz 2d ago

Watch your mouth! Or there will be another funeral soon...

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u/Ok_Blueberry7756 13h ago

he don’t gaf omg