r/funny • u/MrPaulBlart • 1d ago

Steven Wright reveals his favourite joke of all-time...

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u/DarthLysergis 1d ago

"I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone."

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u/swb1003 1d ago

I spotted an albino Dalmatian last week. It was the least I could do.

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u/Dissident_the_Fifth 1d ago

"When I was a kid, we had a dog that was born with two vaginas. We called her 'Snatches'"

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u/Icy-Bottle-6877 17h ago

Wild that this got downvoted. I heard Wright do this on Craig Ferguson and thought it was hilarious!

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u/DizzyTS13 16h ago

I saw that too haha… not sure the downvotes either but it definitely doesn’t hit the same without his delivery… that and Craig egging him on…. Man I miss that show

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u/Dissident_the_Fifth 15h ago

Yep. I had the good fortune to hear Steven do the joke live as well as on Craig Ferguson. But, you know, reddit.

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u/DizzyTS13 15h ago

Yeah Reddit gonna Reddit, haha