r/fatsquirrelhate • • Aug 05 '23

Modpost Warning regarding use of extreme language / death threats

88 Upvotes

Hello all. I just want to remind everyone that while we do get riled up and angerly say very bad things to fat squirrels, you need to use caution and restraint on what you say. Reddit uses monitoring tools and automatically flags death threats and other extreme forms of language. This is not anything us subreddit moderators have any control over, Reddit has bots that go around reading all your posts and comments, and flagging potentially dangerous ones.

The bots don't understand you are threatening a squirrel, not a human, and they can't tell if you are serious or not. These comments could get you banned from Reddit entirely, so I'm hoping this warning helps prevents that.

Be sure to familiarize yourself with the Reddit Content Policy: https://www.redditinc.com/policies/content-policy

Remember the human. Reddit is a place for creating community and belonging, not for attacking marginalized or vulnerable groups of people. Everyone has a right to use Reddit free of harassment, bullying, and threats of violence. Communities and users that incite violence or that promote hate based on identity or vulnerability will be banned.

The nature of this subreddit tends to fly in the face of this rule, as some people take the theme of the subreddit too far. Remember to hate the squirrels, not each other, and try to hate them without wishing death or other serious harm. If things get out of hand, Reddit can ban the subreddit entirely, which is likely what all the fat squirrels want.

Here is an example of a recent submission that was removed by the admins: https://i.imgur.com/6WmGTyS.png

Be safe out there, and may your birdfeeders forever remain unviolated by tree rats.


r/fatsquirrelhate • • Jun 01 '25

Commonly reposted fat squirrels - Please avoid reposting these ones again!

76 Upvotes

Here are a bunch of the fat squirrels that seem to get posted here over and over again. Please try and find other fat squirrels, there are tons of them out there devouring everything, they shouldn't be hard to catch in the act.

Most of these have gone viral at one point or another here on Reddit and other social medias, so in general if you are encountering something that was heavily upvoted/liked, it probably was shared here already, so check this thread and the other recent submissions to see if someone beat you to the punch.

I'll post more later.


r/fatsquirrelhate • • 7h ago

Fat fucks have taken over Texas state park

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115 Upvotes

And now they’re organizing this event for themselves. Disgusting.


r/fatsquirrelhate • • 1h ago

Gluttonous Bastard Gave him a piece of granola bar once, now he shows up every day

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β€’ Upvotes

This was during the summer when I worked at a state park toll booth. Saw him hanging around and gave him a small bite of my granola bar. He kept wandering around my booth fir 30 minutes until he almost got hit by a car lol. Every time I was in the booth he would show up


r/fatsquirrelhate • • 11h ago

King Lardass fatass is shocked i caught him stealing my peanut butter bread

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143 Upvotes

look at his bewildered expression. he thought he could get away with this. just large and in charge.


r/fatsquirrelhate • • 6h ago

Fatty McFatFace Put the bird feeder up yesterday and this fat bastard has already started stuffing his face

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36 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate • • 2h ago

Obese Hamplanet ATTENTION!

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11 Upvotes

The fifth circle of HELL is upon us


r/fatsquirrelhate • • 1d ago

Rotund Rodent No, this actually made things worse. Ruined everything, in fact ....Thanks.

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830 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate • • 12h ago

SuperSized McFatass shaking and crying right now

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43 Upvotes

I post this as a PSA to always stay on guard when occupying squirrel-infested areas.

An acorn ally on my campus tried to sniff me to see if I was suitable for his lunch. I practiced great precaution by staying very still and thankfully he stomped away.

Unfortunately, I am no longer the same woman I once was before this encounter.


r/fatsquirrelhate • • 8h ago

King Lardass fat fuck at La Jolla cove

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19 Upvotes

Almost mistook this fat fuck for a seal


r/fatsquirrelhate • • 8h ago

Look at this fat glutton ruining my outing

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19 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate • • 14h ago

Gluttonous Bastard Chud Squirrel stole my fry

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43 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate • • 4h ago

Squirrel won't be forgetting that experience anytime soon

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3 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate • • 14h ago

Look at this fat squirrel I found at school

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17 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate • • 1d ago

King Lardass Fatty begging for food again! 😑

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127 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate • • 1d ago

Saw this fat fuck while out birdwatching

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144 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate • • 1d ago

Gluttonous Bastard fatty eating a fry

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79 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate • • 1d ago

SuperSized McFatass On my IG feed. Mindless scrolling RUINED! 🀨

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53 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate • • 1d ago

Fat fuck invading uni

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58 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate • • 1d ago

Rotund Rodent His gluttony disgusts me

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212 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate • • 1d ago

Not a Fatty Deranged Tweaker Lurking in Park

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30 Upvotes

Everywhere I go, I see them. I can't escape these depraved bastards. They do acrobatics on trees to try to convince me to throw them a Big Mac.


r/fatsquirrelhate • • 1d ago

A New Terror Has Awoken

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43 Upvotes

The Three-Headed Beast has awoken from its slumber to bring death and destruction to all of humanity!!! STOCK UP ON GUNS AND AMMUNITION. THE END IS NEAR.


r/fatsquirrelhate • • 1d ago

Diabolical Diabetic Dumbass A fat Squirrel give the double chunk chocolate cookie five big BOOMS πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯

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38 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate • • 1d ago

Not a squirrel He screamed at me

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29 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate • • 2d ago

Oompa Loompa lookin MF Fat fucker living rent free?

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1.3k Upvotes

I saw this video on my fyp and it irritated me to the bones. He got happy fucking music in the background while zoning out while I am here working at a 9-5 .