r/fakebaseball • u/Pota_Tomas • Jun 25 '26

ANNOUNCEMENT Welcome Season 13 Rookies! Here's a brief explainer and a link to our Fake College Baseball Discord Server!

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Hello, and welcome to r/fakebaseball, the home of Major League Redditball!

We’re glad to have you here and hope this message will serve as a bit of an ‘explainer’ to help get you started.

First up, what is Major League Redditball?

It’s essentially a number guessing game - the pitcher submits a number between 1 & 1000 in secret and the hitter tries to guess a number as close as possible to the pitcher. The result of each At Bat is entirely dependent on the difference between the pitcher’s number and the hitter’s number and we add in a little extra flavour by allowing players to choose ‘builds’ that can change the outcome slightly. The numbers ‘wraparound’ - a pitch of 1 and a swing of 1000 will lead to a difference of 1. Games are played out over a 10 day period and our season runs for 16 regular games and 4 rounds of playoffs before the Champion is named. Each season lasts approx. 9 months.

But it isn’t just guesswork…

Our community of 700+ people is headed into its 13th season and we’ve got people from all over the world and from all walks of life.

So what’s next?

Firstly, the subreddit here is where our games are played, feel free to browse through the threads and get a handle on the format. We’ve got a pretty nifty bot that handles most of the legwork. We're currently in the last session of Season 12 before the playoffs, which also includes a Summer Sadness tournament for those teams that didn't make the playoffs.

Most of the community can be found in our discord servers: we have one for Fake College Baseball which is where you’ll be headed for now, and we have one for Major League Redditball which you’ll gain access to a little further down the line. Each team also has their own 'Clubhouse' server so you can vibe with your teammates in private.

If you're ready to get going, go ahead and click on the link below and get your college ball career started!

https://discord.gg/BtvvHrARU

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r/fakebaseball • u/hnard • 3d ago

13.2 MLR Power Rankings

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Rank Team Change Average Ranking Highest Ranking Lowest Ranking
1 Tigers (2 - 0) - 2.52 1 15 (Chooch)
2 Cubs (2 - 0) - 3.11 1 15 (TWs Frozen Head)
3 Twins (2 - 0) - 4.78 1 28 (Cared)
4 Cardinals (2 - 0) +6 6.41 1 (shorty) 18
5 Mariners (2 - 0) - 7.04 2 24 (Chooch)
6 Guardians (2 - 0) +8 8.04 2 (shorty) 23 (Chooch)
7 White Sox (1 - 1) - 12.11 4 (Tanya) 29 (Cared)
8 Diamondbacks (1 - 1) +11 12.33 5 (stupido) 30 (rusty :()
9 Brewers (1 - 1) -5 12.41 4 (Chooch) 24 (Ethan)
10 Athletics (1 - 1) +6 13.52 6 (alph) 27 (Cared)
11 Braves (1 - 1) +7 14.04 2 (Chooch) 21 (Ethan)
12 Astros (1 - 1) - 14.07 2 (Cared) 30 (HIBI)
13 Giants (1 - 1) +7 14.22 5 (Amelia) 26 (Chooch)
14 Rangers (1 - 1) -1 14.63 1 (Amelia) 24
15 Blue Jays (1 - 1) +12 14.89 1 (HIBI) 30
16 Angels (1 - 1) +6 15.26 1 (Cared) 22 (HIBI)
17 Mets (1 - 1) -11 16.19 6 24
18 Phillies (1 - 1) -10 16.26 7 30 (Chooch)
19 Padres (1 - 1) -10 16.41 9 26 (stupido)
20 Red Sox (1 - 1) +8 17.41 2 (TWs Frozen Head) 27 (Amelia)
21 Rockies (1 - 1) +2 17.63 3 (TWs Frozen Head) 27 (stupido)
22 Royals (1 - 1) -11 18.48 1 (TWs Frozen Head) 29 (HIBI)
23 Expos (1 - 1) -8 18.63 9 (shorty) 27 (TWs Frozen Head)
24 Pirates (1 - 1) +6 21.22 11 (shorty) 30 (Amelia)
25 Dodgers (0 - 2) -4 23.89 10 (Cared) 28
26 Marlins (0 - 2) -9 24.59 14 (Teddy) 30
27 Orioles (0 - 2) -1 25.63 12 (Chooch) 30
28 Reds (0 - 2) +1 26.15 11 (HIBI) 30
29 Rays (0 - 2) -5 26.26 1 (Chooch) 30
30 Yankees (0 - 2) -5 26.89 21 (Teddy) 30
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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 13h ago

[SCRIM 13.36] Free Agent Xzibits vs Free Agent Guardians - A Barnstorm is fairly popular with the Omaha ball club

1 Upvotes

FAX 0 - FAZ 0

Current Situation: T1, 2 outs, Runner on Third

Garfield Chubbs up next, Karl Havoc pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
FAX 0 - - - - - 0 1
FAZ - - - - - - 0 0

BOX

# Free Agent Xzibits Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Free Agent Cubs Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 amelia baseball C 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 1 Marcelo Soares C 0 0 0 0 0 0 .333
2 Charles Charles 1B 1 0 1 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 2 Chris Orosz 1B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000
3 Chip Allen 2B 1 0 0 0 0 1 Hitting Debut 3 Erin Pickles 2B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .500
4 Garfield Chubbs 3B 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 4 Frederick Thunderpants 3B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000
5 Revan Skywalker SS 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 5 Pablo The Hip Kawasaki SS 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut
6 Cola Spritz LF 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 6 Ethan Stooks LF 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut
7 Jeff Newman CF 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 7 Corey Scooter CF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000
8 Julio Escobar RF 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 8 Snape Tooth RF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .333
9 Nate Kondylis DH 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 9 Doc Dockgoose DH 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut

PITCHERS

FAX IP H ER BB SO ERA FAZ IP H ER BB SO ERA
Cleveland Brown Jr. 0.0 0 0 0 0 Pitching Debut Karl Havoc 0.2 1 0 0 1 Pitching Debut

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

DUE UP

Garfield Chubbs

Revan Skywalker

Cola Spritz

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 6d ago

[MLR 13.3] St. Louis Cardinals vs Philadelphia Phillies

2 Upvotes

STL 1 - PHI 5

Current Situation: T6, 0 outs, Bases Empty

Sid Hugo V up next, Roxy Hurricane pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
STL 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 3
PHI 1 0 1 0 3 - 5 7

BOX

# St. Louis Cardinals Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Philadelphia Phillies Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Sid Hugo V RF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .333 1 Mariam Bear 2B 3 1 2 2 0 1 .400
- -- - - - - - - - -- 2 Kandii Khayne 3B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .200
2 Big Cheech 1B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .500 2 Hippo Jars 3B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .200
3 Chooch Suzuka 2B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .500 3 Goaticus Von Boaticus C 3 1 1 0 0 0 .500
4 Mack Quackerson C 2 1 1 1 0 0 .167 4 River James SS 2 0 1 1 0 0 .333
5 Tomothy Toledo DH 2 0 0 0 0 0 .000 5 Laars Nootbaar jr 1B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .000
6 Copernicus Hel CF 2 0 1 0 0 0 .125 6 Divorced Dad LF 1 0 0 0 1 1 .000
7 Shmitty Von Flabbergasted SS 2 0 1 0 0 0 .444 7 Charles Magnus RF 2 0 0 0 0 1 .000
8 Peter Nautilus LF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .200 8 Hawaiian Hammah DH 2 1 1 0 0 0 .250
9 CJ 3B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 - -- - - - - - - - --
9 Stan Mann 3B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 9 Gellybelly CF 2 2 2 1 0 0 .800

PITCHERS

STL IP H ER BB SO ERA PHI IP H ER BB SO ERA
im sleve 2.0 4 2 1 2 3.00 Roxy Hurricane 5.0 3 1 0 0 1.20
Daniel Harrison 2.0 0 0 0 1 0.00 -- - - - - - --
DV DOOM 1.0 3 3 0 0 5.63 -- - - - - - --

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B1 River James singles, Goaticus Von Boaticus scores 0 - 1 PHI
T2 Mack Quackerson homers 1 - 1
B3 Hippo Jars grounds into double play, Gellybelly scores 1 - 2 PHI
B5 Gellybelly doubles, Hawaiian Hammah scores 1 - 3 PHI
B5 Mariam Bear homers, Gellybelly scores 1 - 5 PHI

BASERUNNING

SB: Goaticus Von Boaticus 1 (1), River James 1 (1) CS: Divorced Dad 1 (1)

DUE UP

Sid Hugo V

Big Cheech

Chooch Suzuka

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 6d ago

[MLR 13.3] Toronto Blue Jays vs Kansas City Royals

2 Upvotes

TOR 4 - KCR 2

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
TOR 0 0 0 0 0 4 4 6
KCR 2 0 0 0 0 0 2 5

BOX

# Toronto Blue Jays Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Kansas City Royals Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Rod Kimball RF 3 1 1 1 0 0 .167 1 George Hankinson SS 2 0 1 0 1 0 .333
2 Mongster Mash CF 3 1 1 0 0 0 .333 2 Nicholas Fouss 2B 3 0 0 0 0 0 .200
3 Robbie LF 2 0 0 0 1 0 .000 3 Larry Longshot LF 3 1 1 0 0 0 .500
4 Jack Jackie Jackson 1B 3 1 1 2 0 0 .333 4 Assassin Xekutioner C 3 1 2 2 0 1 .429
5 Scoochie Virtue DH 3 0 1 0 0 0 .143 5 Indy Sayne 1B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .000
6 Donut Mahoney SS 2 0 0 0 1 1 .167 6 Doc Otis DH 2 0 1 0 0 0 .250
7 Bloop Squibber 3B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .429 7 Henry Thibodeau 3B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .000
8 Graham Grams 2B 2 0 1 0 0 0 .250 8 Egor Kucherov CF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .400
9 Captain Harry C Legs C 2 1 1 1 0 0 .600 9 Slammin Sammy Sofa RF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .000

PITCHERS

TOR IP H ER BB SO ERA KCR IP H ER BB SO ERA
S.A.R. Dinka 4.0 4 2 1 0 4.74 Kowboy Rivers 5.1 3 2 2 0 2.25
Kenji Matsumoto 2.0 1 0 0 1 7.20 Tater Tots 0.2 3 2 0 1 9.69

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Kenji Matsumoto Tater Tots Jack Jackie Jackson

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B1 Assassin Xekutioner homers, Larry Longshot scores 0 - 2 KCR
T6 Captain Harry C Legs homers 1 - 2 KCR
T6 Rod Kimball homers 2 - 2
T6 Jack Jackie Jackson homers, Mongster Mash scores 4 - 2 TOR

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 6d ago

[MLR 13.3] Anaheim Angels vs Cleveland Guardians

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ANA 0 - CLE 3

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
ANA 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3
CLE 1 0 0 1 1 0 3 4

BOX

# Anaheim Angels Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Cleveland Guardians Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Fausto Herrera 2B 2 0 0 0 1 1 .000 1 Benny Barslinger CF 2 1 1 1 1 0 .250
2 Ryan McBryan RF 2 0 0 0 0 1 .167 2 Brandon Rice III SS 3 1 1 1 0 2 .250
3 Frankie Gusts SS 2 0 0 0 0 1 .000 3 Joey Tacoma RF 3 0 0 0 0 1 .286
4 Hunter West C 2 0 0 0 0 0 .250 4 Pang Winn DH 2 1 0 0 1 1 .333
5 Harold Marquez CF 2 0 1 0 0 1 .500 5 Ada Rutabaga LF 2 0 0 0 1 0 .000
6 BeefCake Willy LF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .000 6 Jimothy Jhompson 3B 2 0 0 0 0 1 .250
7 Anthony Barkevious IV DH 2 0 0 0 0 0 .000 7 Justin Time 1B 2 0 1 0 0 0 .333
8 Jimmy Haase 1B 2 0 1 0 0 1 .500 8 Brad Hatley C 1 0 0 0 1 0 .000
9 Scooter Buskie 3B 2 0 1 0 0 1 .750 9 Skip Bellew 2B 1 0 1 1 1 0 .429

PITCHERS

ANA IP H ER BB SO ERA CLE IP H ER BB SO ERA
Bartholomew Simpson 4.0 3 2 5 5 3.00 Ryan Tyburn 2.1 3 0 1 2 0.00
Robin Reynolds 1.0 1 1 0 0 3.60 Tyburnsays Morecleveland 2.0 0 0 0 1 0.00
-- - - - - - -- Carter Kendall 1.2 0 0 0 3 3.00

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Tyburnsays Morecleveland Bartholomew Simpson Carter Kendall Benny Barslinger

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B1 Benny Barslinger homers 0 - 1 CLE
B4 Skip Bellew walks, Pang Winn scores 0 - 2 CLE
B5 Brandon Rice III homers 0 - 3 CLE

BASERUNNING

SB: CS: Fausto Herrera 1 (2), Harold Marquez 1 (1)

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 6d ago

[MILR 13.3] Melbourne Mantis Shrimps vs Transylvania Antici...pations

1 Upvotes

MMS 6 - RHP 3

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
MMS 1 4 0 0 1 0 6 10
RHP 0 2 1 0 0 0 3 4

BOX

# Melbourne Mantis Shrimps Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Transylvania Antici...pations Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 MILKBOY 3B 4 2 3 2 0 0 .750 1 Jimothy Jhompson C 3 0 0 0 0 2 .000
2 Cleveland Brown Jr. 1B 2 1 1 3 0 1 .500 - -- - - - - - - - --
2 Lil Broski 1B 1 0 0 0 1 0 .000 2 Max Muncy 1B 3 1 1 1 0 0 .333
3 Smokey Zygowski SS 2 0 0 0 2 0 .000 3 PickYrSpot n'Swing 2B 1 0 0 0 2 1 .000
4 Tubby Wubby C 3 0 1 0 1 0 .400 4 Dutch Boggs 3B 3 1 1 0 0 2 .167
5 Doc Otis 2B 3 1 1 1 0 1 .400 5 Robbie Tightpants SS 3 0 0 0 0 0 .000
6 Skip Bellew RF 2 0 1 0 1 1 .250 6 Cucamonga Seattle LF 3 0 1 0 0 1 .429
7 Auspicious Infinity LF 3 1 1 0 0 0 .167 7 Randall Peppers CF 3 1 1 2 0 2 .400
8 DV DOOM CF 3 0 1 0 0 1 .167 8 Trevor Rosé RF 2 0 0 0 1 1 .000
9 Total Dial P 3 1 1 0 0 1 .333 9 Superbone Threefinger DH 1 0 0 0 1 0 .000

PITCHERS

MMS IP H ER BB SO ERA RHP IP H ER BB SO ERA
Total Dial 6.0 4 3 4 9 3.00 Fat Lever 1.1 5 5 2 4 22.50
-- - - - - - -- Alt Site 2.2 5 1 0 1 1.64
-- - - - - - -- Barney Turbo 2.0 0 0 3 0 0.00

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Total Dial Fat Lever MILKBOY

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T1 MILKBOY homers 1 - 0 MMS
T2 MILKBOY singles, Auspicious Infinity scores 2 - 0 MMS
T2 Cleveland Brown Jr. homers, Total Dial, MILKBOY score 5 - 0 MMS
B2 Randall Peppers homers, Dutch Boggs scores 5 - 2 MMS
B3 Max Muncy homers 5 - 3 MMS
T5 Doc Otis homers 6 - 3 MMS

BASERUNNING

SB: Auspicious Infinity 1 (1) CS:

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 6d ago

[MILR 13.3] Mt. Olympus Greek Gods vs St Loonatics

1 Upvotes

GGS 8 - LOO 5

Current Situation: T6, 2 outs, Bases Empty

Mark Schihne up next, Triscuit McBiskit pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
GGS 3 0 0 2 1 2 8 10
LOO 0 0 5 0 0 - 5 8

BOX

# Mt. Olympus Greek Gods Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # St Loonatics Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Harto Thekhards C 4 1 1 0 0 1 .167 1 Joe Pidgeon 2B 3 1 2 0 0 1 .778
2 Benny Schwa 2B 4 2 2 2 0 0 .500 2 TheGreatBambi CF 3 0 0 0 0 0 .143
3 Mark Schihne CF 3 0 0 0 0 3 .143 3 Six RF 3 1 1 1 0 1 .333
4 Vader Page 3B 3 0 1 0 0 1 .500 4 Dart Ragusa 3B 3 1 2 0 0 0 .750
5 Che Or RF 3 2 3 3 0 0 .833 5 T-Rav SS 2 1 0 0 1 1 .333
6 Fred Fredericks DH 1 1 0 0 1 1 .000 - -- - - - - - - - --
6 Mikko LePico DH 1 0 0 0 0 0 .250 6 Ryan Tyburn 1B 3 1 2 2 0 1 .500
7 C. T. Bailiff LF 3 0 1 0 0 1 .429 7 Casper Greenwell LF 2 0 1 1 0 1 .400
8 Chip Allen SS 1 1 0 0 2 0 .333 8 Nicholas Fouss C 1 0 0 1 0 0 .200
- -- - - - - - - - -- 9 Otto Von Eirsmark P 2 0 0 0 0 0 .000
9 Rabs Roland 1B 3 1 2 3 0 0 .500 9 Triscuit McBiskit P 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut

PITCHERS

GGS IP H ER BB SO ERA LOO IP H ER BB SO ERA
Heliotrope Selenifuge Jr. 1.0 2 0 0 0 0.00 Otto Von Eirsmark 3.1 5 4 0 4 5.54
Jerome Peterson 2.0 6 5 1 1 7.00 Triscuit McBiskit 2.1 5 4 3 3 6.00
Mack Quackerson 2.0 0 0 0 4 0.00 -- - - - - - --

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T1 Benny Schwa homers, Harto Thekhards scores 2 - 0 GGS
T1 Che Or homers 3 - 0 GGS
B3 Six doubles, Joe Pidgeon scores 3 - 1 GGS
B3 Ryan Tyburn doubles, Six, Dart Ragusa score 3 - 3
B3 Casper Greenwell singles, T-Rav scores 3 - 4 LOO
B3 Nicholas Fouss sacrifices, Ryan Tyburn scores 3 - 5 LOO
T4 Che Or homers 4 - 5 LOO
T4 Rabs Roland singles, Fred Fredericks scores 5 - 5
T5 Che Or doubles, Benny Schwa scores 6 - 5 GGS
T6 Rabs Roland homers, Chip Allen scores 8 - 5 GGS

BASERUNNING

SB: Joe Pidgeon 1 (2), Benny Schwa 1 (1), Chip Allen 1 (1) CS:

DUE UP

Mark Schihne

Vader Page

Che Or

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 6d ago

[MILR 13.3] Cyrodiil Imperials vs Orlando Bloomin' Oranges

1 Upvotes

CYI 3 - OBO 5

Current Situation: B5, 2 outs, Runners on First and Third

Hippo Jars up next, Copernicus Hel pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
CYI 0 0 3 0 0 - 3 5
OBO 0 0 3 1 1 - 5 6

BOX

# Cyrodiil Imperials Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Orlando Bloomin' Oranges Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Alic Alphaball RF 2 1 0 0 1 0 .333 1 Charles Charles 2B 3 1 1 2 0 0 .500
2 Matias Thagod LF 3 0 1 0 0 0 .200 2 Lillian Fields CF 2 0 0 0 1 0 .000
3 Harry Peritestes 2B 1 1 0 0 2 0 .250 3 Sablo Panchez 3B 1 0 0 1 0 0 .286
3 Nate Kondylis PR 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 3 Big Bad Evil Slime 3B 0 1 0 0 1 0 .000
4 Domino Calzone 3B 3 1 2 2 0 0 .600 4 Walter Yeller Weller LF 3 0 2 0 0 0 .750
5 Hiram Birnbaum C 2 0 0 1 0 1 .000 5 Laars Nootbaar jr DH 2 0 1 1 1 0 .000
6 Jean-Paul Georges-et-Ringeaux 1B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .200 6 Hippo Jars C 2 0 0 0 0 0 .000
7 Tater Tots CF 2 0 1 0 0 0 .500 7 Arlon Gemini SS 1 2 1 0 1 0 .250
8 Alex Blockman DH 2 0 0 0 0 1 .000 8 Mack 'The Knife' Darin 1B 2 0 1 1 0 0 .143
- -- - - - - - - - -- 9 Hawaiian Hammah RF 1 1 0 0 1 0 .000
9 Sierra Hightower SS 2 0 1 0 0 1 .500 9 Divorced Dad RF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .333

PITCHERS

CYI IP H ER BB SO ERA OBO IP H ER BB SO ERA
Flame-Test Fleming 2.1 2 3 4 0 5.40 Ethan Lee 4.0 5 3 2 2 4.50
Fausto Herrera 1.2 2 1 0 0 3.60 Snape Tooth 1.0 0 0 1 1 0.00
Copernicus Hel 0.2 2 1 1 0 0.00 -- - - - - - --

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T3 Domino Calzone triples, Alic Alphaball, Harry Peritestes score 2 - 0 CYI
T3 Hiram Birnbaum sacrifices, Domino Calzone scores 3 - 0 CYI
B3 Charles Charles triples, Arlon Gemini, Hawaiian Hammah score 3 - 2 CYI
B3 Sablo Panchez sacrifices, Charles Charles scores 3 - 3
B4 Mack 'The Knife' Darin triples, Arlon Gemini scores 3 - 4 OBO
B5 Laars Nootbaar jr singles, Big Bad Evil Slime scores 3 - 5 OBO

BASERUNNING

SB: Lillian Fields 1 (1), Nate Kondylis 1 (1) CS: Walter Yeller Weller 1 (1)

DUE UP

Hippo Jars

Arlon Gemini

Mack 'The Knife' Darin

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 6d ago

[MILR 13.3] Nuketown Test Dummies vs Idaho Spud Thumpers

1 Upvotes

DUM 5 - SPD 7

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
DUM 1 3 0 0 0 1 5 12
SPD 0 0 0 0 1 6 7 12

BOX

# Nuketown Test Dummies Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Idaho Spud Thumpers Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Tyburnsays Morecleveland LF 4 0 3 1 0 0 .500 1 Homer Nocker 1B 2 0 1 0 2 0 .200
- -- - - - - - - - -- 2 Mama Luigi SS 3 0 0 0 0 0 .200
- -- - - - - - - - -- 2 Sean Carrcrash SS 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut
2 Ruby McCade SS 3 0 0 0 0 0 .200 2 Goaticus Von Boaticus SS 1 0 1 2 0 0 .333
3 Brad Hatley 2B, P, 1B 3 1 2 1 0 1 .667 3 Teddy Bigstick 2B 3 1 1 1 0 1 .200
- -- - - - - - - - -- 4 Mariam Bear CF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
4 Jihmih Tyranus RF 3 0 1 0 0 0 .400 4 Bloop Squibber CF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .429
5 Carter Kendall DH, 2B 3 0 0 0 0 0 .400 5 Friday C 3 1 3 1 0 0 .750
6 Jarek Park CF 3 0 0 0 0 2 .167 6 Trevor Paultis LF 3 1 1 0 0 0 .143
7 Bubson Dugnutt 1B 3 1 2 0 0 0 .333 - -- - - - - - - - --
7 Cormac Karona PR, 1B, P 0 1 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut - -- - - - - - - - --
7 Camden Yardsy P, P, P 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 7 Jacob Thomas RF 3 1 1 2 0 1 .143
- -- - - - - - - - -- 8 Jerome S. Monroe DH 2 0 0 0 0 1 .000
8 Curtis Dingleberry 3B 3 1 2 1 0 0 .333 8 Kries Von Kriestalhauser DH 1 1 1 0 0 0 .400
9 Jersey Wooders C 3 1 2 2 0 0 .333 9 Noah Diamond 3B 3 2 3 1 0 0 .500

PITCHERS

DUM IP H ER BB SO ERA SPD IP H ER BB SO ERA
Archie 'Clumsy' Sybil 5.1 7 3 1 3 3.38 Felipe Coyne 5.2 12 5 0 3 5.29
Amelia Hart 0.0 4 4 1 0 Inf Matilda No-Balls 0.1 0 0 0 0 0.00
Camden Yardsy 0.0 1 0 0 0 1.00 -- - - - - - --

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Matilda No-Balls Amelia Hart Noah Diamond Friday

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T1 Brad Hatley homers 1 - 0 DUM
T2 Jersey Wooders doubles, Bubson Dugnutt, Curtis Dingleberry score 3 - 0 DUM
T2 Tyburnsays Morecleveland singles, Jersey Wooders scores 4 - 0 DUM
B5 Noah Diamond homers 4 - 1 DUM
T6 Curtis Dingleberry singles, Cormac Karona scores 5 - 1 DUM
B6 Teddy Bigstick homers 5 - 2 DUM
B6 Friday homers 5 - 3 DUM
B6 Jacob Thomas homers, Trevor Paultis scores 5 - 5
B6 Goaticus Von Boaticus doubles, Kries Von Kriestalhauser, Noah Diamond score 5 - 7 SPD

BASERUNNING

SB: Cormac Karona 1 (1) CS: Tyburnsays Morecleveland 1 (1), Jihmih Tyranus 1 (1)

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 6d ago

[MILR 13.3] Harlan Coal Miners vs Brissie Blue Heelers

1 Upvotes

HCM 1 - BLU 3

Current Situation: T6, 1 out, Bases Empty

Larry Lighthouse up next, Larry Longshot pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
HCM 0 0 0 0 1 0 1 4
BLU 1 0 2 0 0 - 3 6

BOX

# Harlan Coal Miners Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Brissie Blue Heelers Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Jeff Newman C 2 0 0 0 1 0 .250 1 Bucky Sabre 2B 3 1 1 0 0 0 .400
2 Gracie Cwej-Mlodzianowski RF 3 0 1 1 0 0 .286 2 TWs Frozen Head RF 3 0 0 0 0 0 .000
3 John Baseball SS 2 0 0 0 1 1 .000 3 Tom E. Jahns C 2 2 2 2 1 0 .500
4 Foul Ball Felix DH 3 0 0 0 0 1 .200 4 Steak Dynasty SS 3 0 2 1 0 0 .667
5 Harold Marquez CF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 - -- - - - - - - - --
5 Ezra Wind CF 1 0 1 0 0 0 1.000 - -- - - - - - - - --
5 Larry Lighthouse CF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 5 Toky Oto LF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .000
6 Lee Luda LF 1 0 0 0 1 0 .400 6 Saul Pewald 1B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .400
7 Marcelo Soares 1B 2 0 0 0 0 2 .333 7 Pablo The Hip Kawasaki DH 2 0 1 0 0 0 .333
8 Kordz Sonata 2B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .400 8 Bartholomew Simpson 3B 1 0 0 0 1 0 .000
9 Cared Jarrabis 3B 2 1 2 0 0 0 .500 9 Wheeler Walker Jr II CF 2 0 0 0 0 1 .400

PITCHERS

HCM IP H ER BB SO ERA BLU IP H ER BB SO ERA
Mordecai Davis 2.2 4 3 1 1 6.75 Scooter Buskie 4.1 4 1 3 4 1.39
Tomba 2.1 2 0 1 0 1.39 Larry Longshot 1.0 0 0 0 0 0.00

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B1 Steak Dynasty doubles, Tom E. Jahns scores 0 - 1 BLU
B3 Tom E. Jahns homers, Bucky Sabre scores 0 - 3 BLU
T5 Gracie Cwej-Mlodzianowski singles, Cared Jarrabis scores 1 - 3 BLU

BASERUNNING

SB: Cared Jarrabis 1 (1) CS:

DUE UP

Larry Lighthouse

Lee Luda

Marcelo Soares

114 comments

r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 6d ago

[MLR 13.3] Texas Rangers vs Seattle Mariners

1 Upvotes

TEX 6 - SEA 2

Current Situation: T5, 2 outs, Bases Empty

Geese On Demand up next, Jerome S. Monroe pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
TEX 2 2 2 0 0 - 6 5
SEA 0 0 1 1 - - 2 6

BOX

# Texas Rangers Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Seattle Mariners Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Brian Taylor 3B 1 1 1 1 0 0 .250 - -- - - - - - - - --
1 Cat with a Bat 3B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .000 1 Bryce Parker 3B 2 0 0 0 0 1 .000
2 Rabs Roland DH 3 1 1 2 0 1 .429 2 Speed Shark RF 2 0 1 1 0 0 .375
3 Steven Scola C 3 0 0 0 0 0 .200 3 Dayman Nightman SS 2 0 0 0 0 0 .286
4 Sablo Panchez CF 2 1 0 0 1 0 .333 4 Calvin Ball CF 2 1 2 1 0 0 .800
5 Geese On Demand RF 2 1 2 1 0 0 .667 5 Kiwi Cleveland LF 1 0 1 0 1 0 .333
6 Jeter Ups SS 1 1 1 1 1 0 .429 6 Buster Worthington C 2 0 0 0 0 0 .250
7 Alan 2B 1 0 0 1 0 0 .333 7 Tubby Wubby 1B 2 0 1 0 0 1 .333
8 Bubson Dugnutt 1B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .000 8 Bobert Hideyoshi DH 1 1 0 0 1 0 .000
9 Walks LF 1 1 0 0 1 0 .333 9 Jeb Barnes 2B 1 0 1 0 0 0 .250

PITCHERS

TEX IP H ER BB SO ERA SEA IP H ER BB SO ERA
Yang Min-Ki 3.0 5 2 2 2 4.00 Vader Page 1.2 3 4 3 1 9.69
Haydn Werfer 1.0 1 0 0 0 1.20 Jerome S. Monroe 3.0 2 2 0 0 2.77

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T1 Brian Taylor homers 1 - 0 TEX
T1 Geese On Demand singles, Sablo Panchez scores 2 - 0 TEX
T2 Rabs Roland homers, Walks scores 4 - 0 TEX
T3 Jeter Ups triples, Geese On Demand scores 5 - 0 TEX
T3 Alan sacrifices, Jeter Ups scores 6 - 0 TEX
B3 Speed Shark singles, Bobert Hideyoshi scores 6 - 1 TEX
B4 Calvin Ball homers 6 - 2 TEX

BASERUNNING

SB: Sablo Panchez 1 (2), Walks 1 (1) CS:

DUE UP

Geese On Demand

Jeter Ups

Alan

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 6d ago

[MLR 13.3] Cincinnati Reds vs San Francisco Giants

1 Upvotes

CIN 1 - SFG 2

Current Situation: B5, 1 out, Runner on Second

Verde Jack up next, Gary Appalachia pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
CIN 0 1 0 0 0 - 1 3
SFG 1 1 0 0 0 - 2 6

BOX

# Cincinnati Reds Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # San Francisco Giants Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Trevor Paultis DH 3 0 2 0 0 0 .286 1 Abel Greene 2B 3 1 1 1 0 2 .375
2 Juni xGOD - 'SELL THE TEAM ARTE' - Panda 1B 2 0 0 0 1 0 .000 2 Holly Kühnhackl SS 3 0 1 0 0 1 .250
3 Nicaragua del Toro 2B 1 0 0 0 1 0 .000 3 Verde Jack C 1 0 0 0 1 0 .333
4 Kentho Birne RF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .143 4 Hess Nahstee 1B 2 0 1 0 0 0 .250
5 Charpasm Chim LF 1 0 0 0 1 0 .167 5 Big Smoke Anderson CF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .250
6 Isaac Snowbender C 2 1 1 1 0 0 .143 6 Luke Skywalker DH 2 0 0 0 0 0 .250
7 Seth Kablamo CF 2 0 0 0 0 2 .000 7 Ronnie Pickering 3B 2 1 2 0 0 0 .500
8 Bucky Sabre SS 2 0 0 0 0 0 .000 8 Kuuma Kivi RF 2 0 1 1 0 0 .500
9 Zelk Antilles 3B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .000 9 Liru Wolf LF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .000

PITCHERS

CIN IP H ER BB SO ERA SFG IP H ER BB SO ERA
Gary Appalachia 4.1 6 2 1 3 4.00 Andre Pope 5.0 3 1 3 2 1.20

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B1 Abel Greene homers 0 - 1 SFG
T2 Isaac Snowbender homers 1 - 1
B2 Kuuma Kivi singles, Ronnie Pickering scores 1 - 2 SFG

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

DUE UP

Verde Jack

Hess Nahstee

Big Smoke Anderson

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 6d ago

[MLR 13.3] Pittsburgh Pirates vs San Diego Padres

1 Upvotes

PIT 3 - SDP 4

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
PIT 0 0 0 0 2 1 3 7
SDP 0 0 0 2 2 0 4 7

BOX

# Pittsburgh Pirates Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # San Diego Padres Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Gryffith Lindley 2B 2 1 2 1 1 0 .500 1 Cam'ron Simmons 2B 2 1 0 0 1 0 .000
2 Arxy Winkler SS 2 0 0 0 0 1 .000 - -- - - - - - - - --
2 Googly Moogly SS 1 0 0 0 0 0 .400 2 Scorkle McCorkle C 2 1 1 0 1 0 .286
3 Charlie Buntman C 2 0 1 0 1 0 .200 3 Fat Lever 1B 3 0 0 0 0 1 .250
4 Moose McCracken 3B 3 0 2 0 0 1 .500 4 Raja Ayun 3B 3 1 2 0 0 0 .571
5 Theo Rodder CF 2 1 1 0 1 0 .250 5 Matilda No-Balls DH 3 1 2 4 0 0 .286
6 Toots 'Fat Belly' Jones DH 3 0 0 0 0 1 .000 6 Tank Sharksy SS 3 0 1 0 0 0 .500
- -- - - - - - - - -- 7 Tasane Keto CF 1 0 0 0 1 0 .000
7 Nathan Explosion RF 2 0 0 0 0 1 .000 7 Vivi Bluesky CF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000
8 16-bit Griffey LF 2 1 1 2 0 0 .500 8 Alt Site RF 1 0 0 0 1 1 .000
9 Dylan Green 1B 2 0 0 0 0 1 .000 9 Nota Nam III LF 2 0 1 0 0 0 .250

PITCHERS

PIT IP H ER BB SO ERA SDP IP H ER BB SO ERA
Skye Comet 3.0 2 0 2 2 0.00 La+ Darknesss 5.1 6 3 2 5 3.38
Skipper Studebaker 2.0 5 4 2 0 12.00 Jab Jabich 0.2 1 0 1 0 1.06

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
La+ Darknesss Skipper Studebaker Jab Jabich Matilda No-Balls

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B4 Matilda No-Balls homers, Raja Ayun scores 0 - 2 SDP
T5 16-bit Griffey homers, Theo Rodder scores 2 - 2
B5 Matilda No-Balls singles, Cam'ron Simmons, Scorkle McCorkle score 2 - 4 SDP
T6 Gryffith Lindley homers 3 - 4 SDP

BASERUNNING

SB: Nota Nam III 1 (1) CS: Scorkle McCorkle 1 (2)

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 6d ago

[MLR 13.3] New York Mets vs Montreal Expos

1 Upvotes

NYM 4 - MTL 8

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
NYM 0 0 0 2 2 0 4 8
MTL 0 0 1 7 0 0 8 6

BOX

# New York Mets Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Montreal Expos Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 T-Rav SS 2 1 1 0 1 0 .429 1 Loafus Cramwell C 3 1 2 1 0 0 .571
2 Robbie Tightpants 3B 3 1 2 2 0 0 .625 2 Scooter Funkypants 3B 3 1 1 1 0 0 .200
3 Krbmeister LF 3 1 1 0 0 0 .167 3 MILKBOY 2B 2 1 0 0 1 0 .250
4 Tueballs Wunbatt 2B 3 1 1 1 0 1 .167 4 Alexa Quick CF 2 1 0 0 1 1 .250
5 Kevin James CF 3 0 1 1 0 0 .333 5 Hans Zahn RF 2 1 0 0 1 0 .143
6 Huell Babineaux DH 3 0 0 0 0 0 .000 6 Jerome Peterson LF 3 1 1 4 0 0 .400
7 Ray 'Cole Train' Cole RF 3 0 2 0 0 0 .400 7 Napoleon Swingsalot 1B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .000
8 Billy TheKid 1B 3 0 0 0 0 0 .000 8 Emerson DH 2 1 1 1 0 0 .333
9 Ben Bramly C 2 0 0 0 0 0 .286 9 Scoot Heller SS 2 1 1 1 0 0 .500

PITCHERS

NYM IP H ER BB SO ERA MTL IP H ER BB SO ERA
Arthur Bullpendragon 3.0 2 3 2 0 6.00 Ant man 5.0 7 4 1 1 4.00
Junior Antonius 0.2 3 4 1 0 5.14 Einhardt Lenoire 1.0 1 0 0 0 3.00
Franz Lisztpitcher 1.1 1 1 0 1 1.80 -- - - - - - --

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Ant man Junior Antonius Jerome Peterson

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B3 Scoot Heller homers 0 - 1 MTL
T4 Tueballs Wunbatt triples, Krbmeister scores 1 - 1
T4 Kevin James doubles, Tueballs Wunbatt scores 2 - 1 NYM
B4 Jerome Peterson homers, MILKBOY, Alexa Quick, Hans Zahn score 2 - 5 MTL
B4 Emerson homers 2 - 6 MTL
B4 Loafus Cramwell homers 2 - 7 MTL
B4 Scooter Funkypants homers 2 - 8 MTL
T5 Robbie Tightpants homers, T-Rav scores 4 - 8 MTL

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 6d ago

[MLR 13.3] Detroit Tigers vs Minnesota Twins

1 Upvotes

DET 0 - MIN 3

Current Situation: B5, 2 outs, Runner on First

Hyzer Flip up next, Merodach Baladan pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
DET 0 0 0 0 0 - 0 1
MIN 2 1 0 0 0 - 3 7

BOX

# Detroit Tigers Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Minnesota Twins Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Pike Trout RF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .200 1 Arthur Vandelay 2B 3 0 1 1 0 0 .500
2 Ax Finesse 3B 2 0 0 0 0 2 .250 2 Homer Nocker 3B 3 1 2 0 0 0 .333
3 Mike Unt DH 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut - -- - - - - - - - --
3 Matty Jay DH 2 0 0 0 0 1 .000 3 Corbin Christmas Carol 1B 3 1 1 2 0 1 .333
- -- - - - - - - - -- 4 Joan Andreu Rosà RF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
4 Jah Muis 1B 2 0 0 0 0 1 .250 4 Harry McPotterson PH, SS 2 0 1 0 0 0 .667
5 Mo Bonzalez SS 2 0 1 0 0 1 .250 5 Hyzer Flip C 2 0 0 0 0 0 .167
6 Psykokwak LF 1 0 0 0 1 0 .200 6 Sierra Hightower LF, RF 1 0 0 0 1 0 .250
7 Heliotrope Selenifuge Jr. C 2 0 0 0 0 0 .000 7 Lou Zrectum DH 2 1 1 0 0 0 .500
8 Domino Calzone CF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .200 8 Ping Pong SS, LF 2 0 1 0 0 0 .500
9 Dusty Jabroni 2B 1 0 0 0 0 1 .000 9 Cucamonga Seattle CF 2 0 0 0 0 1 .400

PITCHERS

DET IP H ER BB SO ERA MIN IP H ER BB SO ERA
Merodach Baladan 4.2 7 3 1 2 4.15 Philip Berkenshire 5.0 1 0 1 6 0.00

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B1 Corbin Christmas Carol homers, Homer Nocker scores 0 - 2 MIN
B2 Arthur Vandelay singles, Lou Zrectum scores 0 - 3 MIN

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

DUE UP

Hyzer Flip

Sierra Hightower

Lou Zrectum

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 6d ago

[MLR 13.3] Los Angeles Dodgers vs Milwaukee Brewers

1 Upvotes

LAD 4 - MIL 4

Current Situation: B7, 0 outs, Bases Empty

Gerald McCoy up next, Dill Doe pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 7+ R H
LAD 0 2 0 2 0 0 0 4 8
MIL 0 2 1 0 0 1 0 4 7

BOX

# Los Angeles Dodgers Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Milwaukee Brewers Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
- -- - - - - - - - -- 1 Mîke Ock RF 2 0 0 0 1 0 .000
1 Tuck CF 3 0 0 0 1 0 .333 1 Bingo Hammersmith PH, RF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
2 Jorbel Boykins 2B 3 0 2 0 1 0 .444 2 Gerald McCoy 1B 3 0 0 0 0 1 .375
3 Robert Glasses 3B 4 0 1 0 0 1 .400 3 Jacob Thomas DH 3 1 1 1 0 1 .571
4 Rex McStrange C 4 0 0 0 0 0 .250 4 Bea Friday SS 2 1 1 0 1 0 .400
5 John Applebees SS 2 0 0 0 1 0 .000 5 Brick Bravely C 3 1 1 2 0 0 .167
6 KC Martinez 1B 2 2 1 0 1 0 .250 6 Grunt Manly 3B 3 1 1 0 0 2 .250
7 Harry Palms LF 2 1 0 0 1 1 .000 7 John Baseball CF 3 0 1 0 0 0 .167
- -- - - - - - - - -- 8 Paddy O'Connor LF 2 0 1 0 0 0 .500
- -- - - - - - - - -- 8 Mordecai Davis PH 1 0 0 0 0 0 .200
8 LeeLoo Dallas Multi-Guess RF 3 1 1 1 0 0 .200 8 CJ Ayer LF 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut
9 Jocko Jones DH 3 0 3 3 0 0 .667 9 Juan Manuel Navarrete 2B 2 0 1 1 1 1 .200

PITCHERS

LAD IP H ER BB SO ERA MIL IP H ER BB SO ERA
Booby Cancun 3.0 4 3 1 4 6.00 Lil Broski 3.2 5 4 4 1 6.55
Dill Doe 3.0 3 1 2 1 1.64 Lee Luda 3.1 3 0 1 1 0.00

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T2 LeeLoo Dallas Multi-Guess triples, KC Martinez scores 1 - 0 LAD
T2 Jocko Jones singles, LeeLoo Dallas Multi-Guess scores 2 - 0 LAD
B2 Brick Bravely homers, Bea Friday scores 2 - 2
B3 Jacob Thomas homers 2 - 3 MIL
T4 Jocko Jones doubles, KC Martinez, Harry Palms score 4 - 3 LAD
B6 Juan Manuel Navarrete doubles, Grunt Manly scores 4 - 4

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

DUE UP

Gerald McCoy

Jacob Thomas

Bea Friday

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 6d ago

[MLR 13.3] Oakland Athletics vs Houston Astros

1 Upvotes

OAK 9 - HOU 4

Current Situation: T4, 0 outs, Bases Empty

Total Dial up next, Chester Einhorn pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
OAK 0 6 3 0 - - 9 8
HOU 3 0 1 - - - 4 5

BOX

# Oakland Athletics Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Houston Astros Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Glep Glop Griestalhauser C 2 1 1 2 1 0 .500 1 Ezra Wind SS 2 0 0 0 0 0 .000
2 Archie 'Clumsy' Sybil 3B 3 1 2 4 0 0 .333 2 Foul Ball Felix DH 2 1 1 0 0 0 .500
3 Total Dial SS 2 0 0 0 0 0 .250 3 Jericho Styles RF 2 1 1 0 0 0 .400
4 Sterling Turlington 1B 2 0 0 0 0 1 .600 4 Justin Carlson 2B 1 1 0 0 1 1 .000
5 Bonesy McSkellington CF 2 1 1 0 0 0 .400 5 Harto Thekhards 3B 1 1 1 3 1 0 .333
6 Kries Von Kriestalhauser DH 2 1 1 0 0 0 .250 6 Socks Maybe CF 2 0 2 1 0 0 .400
7 Cole Slaw RF 2 1 1 0 0 1 .400 7 Kevin Arianna C 2 0 0 0 0 0 .000
8 Lilcranberry LF 0 2 0 0 2 0 .333 8 Derek Bon Gio Vanni 1B 1 0 0 0 0 1 .000
9 Stu PunDous 2B 2 2 2 3 0 0 .400 9 Jarek Park LF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000

PITCHERS

OAK IP H ER BB SO ERA HOU IP H ER BB SO ERA
Cracker McJack 3.0 5 4 2 2 9.00 Jihmih Tyranus 2.2 6 8 3 2 18.00
-- - - - - - -- Chester Einhorn 0.1 2 1 0 0 0.95

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B1 Harto Thekhards homers, Foul Ball Felix, Jericho Styles score 0 - 3 HOU
T2 Stu PunDous singles, Bonesy McSkellington scores 1 - 3 HOU
T2 Glep Glop Griestalhauser walks, Kries Von Kriestalhauser scores 2 - 3 HOU
T2 Archie 'Clumsy' Sybil homers, Lilcranberry, Stu PunDous, Glep Glop Griestalhauser score 6 - 3 OAK
T3 Stu PunDous doubles, Cole Slaw, Lilcranberry score 8 - 3 OAK
T3 Glep Glop Griestalhauser singles, Stu PunDous scores 9 - 3 OAK
B3 Socks Maybe singles, Justin Carlson scores 9 - 4 OAK

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

DUE UP

Total Dial

Sterling Turlington

Bonesy McSkellington

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 6d ago

[MLR 13.3] New York Yankees vs Chicago White Sox

1 Upvotes

NYY 5 - CWS 7

Current Situation: T6, 0 outs, Bases Empty

Big T up next, Mu Snuckle pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
NYY 0 0 2 0 3 0 5 6
CWS 2 0 4 1 0 - 7 7

BOX

# New York Yankees Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Chicago White Sox Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Mr Peggable SS 2 2 1 2 1 0 .333 1 Biff Sexy Hotbod SS 3 1 1 1 0 0 .286
2 PickYrSpot n'Swing CF 3 0 2 2 0 1 .333 2 Cornbread House 1B 2 1 1 1 1 0 .375
3 Jack Hoffman RF 2 0 0 1 0 0 .000 3 Munki Oshu 2B 2 2 1 1 1 0 .429
4 BEANS Leschnewski LF 3 0 0 0 0 1 .000 4 Hannah Outlaw C 3 1 1 3 0 0 .444
5 Big T 2B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .250 5 Sean Carrcrash RF 1 0 0 0 2 0 .000
6 Rodney Turnpike DH 2 0 0 0 0 0 .000 6 Xavier Lopez CF 3 0 0 0 0 1 .167
7 Archie Henderson 3B 2 1 1 0 0 0 .500 7 Howie Feltersnatch 3B 2 0 1 0 0 0 .286
8 Peter Hadley C 2 0 0 0 0 1 .000 8 Matty Eight DH 2 0 0 0 0 0 .000
9 Pete Morris 1B 2 2 2 0 0 0 .400 9 Malsted LF 2 2 2 1 0 0 1.000

PITCHERS

NYY IP H ER BB SO ERA CWS IP H ER BB SO ERA
Michael Last-Name 2.1 5 6 1 0 10.80 Richard Northstar 4.1 5 5 1 3 6.92
Mike Truk 2.2 2 1 3 1 5.40 Mu Snuckle 0.2 1 0 0 0 1.80

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B1 Biff Sexy Hotbod homers 0 - 1 CWS
B1 Munki Oshu homers 0 - 2 CWS
T3 Mr Peggable homers, Pete Morris scores 2 - 2
B3 Cornbread House doubles, Malsted scores 2 - 3 CWS
B3 Hannah Outlaw homers, Cornbread House, Munki Oshu score 2 - 6 CWS
B4 Malsted homers 2 - 7 CWS
T5 PickYrSpot n'Swing doubles, Archie Henderson, Pete Morris score 4 - 7 CWS
T5 Jack Hoffman sacrifices, Mr Peggable scores 5 - 7 CWS

BASERUNNING

SB: Malsted 1 (1) CS:

DUE UP

Big T

Rodney Turnpike

Archie Henderson

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 6d ago

[MLR 13.3] Tampa Bay Devil Rays vs Boston Red Sox

1 Upvotes

TBR 4 - BOS 7

Current Situation: T6, 0 outs, Bases Empty

Holden Summers up next, Henry McCade pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
TBR 0 4 0 0 0 0 4 4
BOS 3 2 0 1 1 - 7 8

BOX

# Tampa Bay Devil Rays Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Boston Red Sox Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Vyncent Wyattoss III LF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .000 - -- - - - - - - - --
1 Skye McDowell PH, RF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 1 Norm Niner 2B 3 2 2 1 0 0 .375
2 Ross Ewage 3B 2 0 0 0 1 1 .200 2 Barry Sosa SS 1 1 0 0 2 0 .250
3 Burg McTurdBerg 2B 3 0 1 0 0 1 .167 3 Toky Oto LF 2 1 2 2 0 0 .571
4 Ovaltine RF, LF 1 1 0 0 2 0 .000 4 John Johnson Jr. 3B 2 0 0 0 1 0 .000
5 Holden Summers C 2 1 1 0 0 0 .400 5 Dixon Uraz CF 3 0 0 0 0 1 .250
6 Y.E. Wally CF 2 0 0 0 0 1 .250 6 Tom E. Jahns C 2 0 1 2 1 0 .500
7 Mike LaViva 1B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .000 7 Lillian Fields DH 2 1 1 0 1 0 .250
8 Dermot Mulveiny DH 2 1 1 1 0 0 .286 8 Delta Airlines RF 3 1 1 1 0 0 .167
- -- - - - - - - - -- 9 Fin 'Shark' Maddox 1B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
9 Primero Ultimo SS 2 1 1 3 0 0 .250 9 Uncle Crush 1B 2 1 1 1 0 0 1.000

PITCHERS

TBR IP H ER BB SO ERA BOS IP H ER BB SO ERA
Boby Chadwick 1.1 5 5 2 1 13.50 Joel Justice 3.0 3 4 2 3 8.00
Otto Von Eirsmark 0.2 0 0 0 0 22.50 Tomba 1.2 1 0 1 0 6.55
Triscuit McBiskit 3.0 3 2 3 0 4.91 Henry McCade 0.1 0 0 0 0 2.12

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B1 Toky Oto doubles, Norm Niner scores 0 - 1 BOS
B1 Tom E. Jahns doubles, Barry Sosa, Toky Oto score 0 - 3 BOS
T2 Dermot Mulveiny singles, Ovaltine scores 1 - 3 BOS
T2 Primero Ultimo homers, Holden Summers, Dermot Mulveiny score 4 - 3 TBR
B2 Norm Niner triples, Delta Airlines scores 4 - 4
B2 Toky Oto sacrifices, Norm Niner scores 4 - 5 BOS
B4 Uncle Crush homers 4 - 6 BOS
B5 Delta Airlines grounds out, Lillian Fields scores 4 - 7 BOS

BASERUNNING

SB: Barry Sosa 1 (1) CS:

DUE UP

Holden Summers

Y.E. Wally

Mike LaViva

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 6d ago

[MLR 13.3] Colorado Rockies vs Baltimore Orioles

1 Upvotes

COL 5 - BAL 2

Current Situation: B5, 1 out, Runner on First

Martin Van Nostrand up next, Max Muncy pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
COL 0 0 3 2 0 - 5 8
BAL 0 0 1 1 0 - 2 4

BOX

# Colorado Rockies Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Baltimore Orioles Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Juan Diego De Las Rosas 2B 2 1 0 0 1 0 .000 1 Alph Overdale 1B 2 0 1 0 0 0 .200
2 Maximus Os CF 2 0 1 1 0 0 .400 2 Ichiro Rose LF 2 0 0 0 0 1 .200
- -- - - - - - - - -- 3 Roger Waters DH 1 0 0 0 0 0 .333
3 Dick McScrotington SS 3 0 1 2 0 0 .333 3 Joseph Randome DH 1 0 0 0 0 0 .200
4 Steel Pipe Simpson 1B 3 0 1 0 0 0 .143 4 Nelson Van Halen CF 2 1 1 1 0 1 .200
5 Jefferson Steelflex LF 3 1 1 0 0 0 .333 5 S. Jay Cutler C 2 0 0 0 0 0 .000
6 Keith Bourgignon DH 3 0 0 0 0 1 .200 6 Randy Mann 2B 2 0 0 0 0 2 .500
7 Flame-Test Fleming C 1 1 1 1 0 0 .500 7 Vartan Ichabod Cassidy 3B 2 1 1 1 0 0 .400
8 Cash Thrower 3B 2 1 1 0 0 0 .333 8 Lil Lilith Lillian SS 2 0 1 0 0 0 .167
9 Edward Duncan RF 2 1 2 1 0 0 .500 9 Martin Van Nostrand RF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000

PITCHERS

COL IP H ER BB SO ERA BAL IP H ER BB SO ERA
Max Muncy 4.1 4 2 0 4 2.77 Mikko LePico 3.2 5 5 1 0 8.18
-- - - - - - -- Dan Candoit 1.1 3 0 0 1 3.27

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T3 Maximus Os sacrifices, Flame-Test Fleming scores 1 - 0 COL
T3 Dick McScrotington doubles, Edward Duncan, Juan Diego De Las Rosas score 3 - 0 COL
B3 Vartan Ichabod Cassidy homers 3 - 1 COL
T4 Flame-Test Fleming sacrifices, Jefferson Steelflex scores 4 - 1 COL
T4 Edward Duncan doubles, Cash Thrower scores 5 - 1 COL
B4 Nelson Van Halen homers 5 - 2 COL

BASERUNNING

SB: Alph Overdale 1 (1) CS:

DUE UP

Martin Van Nostrand

Alph Overdale

Ichiro Rose

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 6d ago

[MLR 13.3] Chicago Cubs vs Atlanta Braves

1 Upvotes

CHC 1 - ATL 4

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
CHC 0 0 1 0 0 0 1 3
ATL 3 0 0 0 1 0 4 5

BOX

# Chicago Cubs Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Atlanta Braves Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Corey Scooter 1B 3 0 0 0 0 0 .000 1 Mack MacMack SS 3 2 3 2 0 0 .833
2 Erin Pickles SS 3 0 0 0 0 0 .500 2 Jason Sensation 1B 3 1 1 1 0 0 .400
3 Frederick Thunderpants LF 2 0 0 0 0 1 .000 3 Tleyber Alfredo Cruz Fernandez III CF 2 0 0 0 1 0 .286
4 Gal Soso 2B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .333 4 TheGreatBambi DH 2 0 0 0 1 0 .250
5 Ivy Nurple 3B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .333 5 Ioe Torrent RF 3 1 1 1 0 0 .429
6 Chris Orosz CF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .000 6 Jed I. Knight C 1 0 0 0 1 0 .167
7 Karl Havoc RF 2 1 2 1 0 0 .500 7 Weehaddababy Itzaboi 2B 2 0 0 0 0 1 .286
8 Good Doggo C 2 0 0 0 0 1 .375 8 Chilidog Clayton 3B 2 0 0 0 0 1 .200
9 Snape Tooth DH 2 0 1 0 0 1 .333 9 Lefty Cobb LF 1 0 0 0 1 0 .000

PITCHERS

CHC IP H ER BB SO ERA ATL IP H ER BB SO ERA
Doc Dockgoose 5.0 5 4 4 2 3.43 Dick Shitfart 6.0 3 1 0 3 0.95

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Dick Shitfart Doc Dockgoose Mack MacMack Dick Shitfart

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B1 Mack MacMack homers 0 - 1 ATL
B1 Jason Sensation homers 0 - 2 ATL
B1 Ioe Torrent homers 0 - 3 ATL
T3 Karl Havoc homers 1 - 3 ATL
B5 Mack MacMack homers 1 - 4 ATL

BASERUNNING

SB: Snape Tooth 1 (1) CS:

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 6d ago

[MLR 13.3] Florida Marlins vs Arizona Diamondbacks

1 Upvotes

FLA 2 - ARI 2

Current Situation: B6, 1 out, Bases Empty

Mario Goretti up next, Artanis Jones pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
FLA 0 0 0 0 2 0 2 3
ARI 1 0 0 1 0 0 2 4

BOX

# Florida Marlins Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Arizona Diamondbacks Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Baron Samedi 1B 2 0 0 0 1 1 .000 1 Big Bad Evil Slime SS 3 1 1 0 0 0 .200
2 Fatts Richard 3B 3 0 0 0 0 0 .125 2 Hitgood McChunky CF 3 0 1 1 0 0 .143
3 Demetrios Ooga C, RF 3 0 2 0 0 0 .444 3 Mario Goretti C 2 1 1 1 0 0 .500
4 Hakuna Moncada SS 2 0 0 0 0 0 .375 - -- - - - - - - - --
4 Anthony Esposito III PH, LF 1 0 0 0 0 1 .167 4 Dakota Carolina Montana 3B 2 0 0 0 0 1 .200
5 Lane Drew LF, SS 3 0 0 0 0 1 .000 5 Brody Page LF, 1B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .167
6 Mikey Thomas CF 1 1 0 0 1 0 .200 6 Steak Dynasty 2B 2 0 0 0 0 1 .000
7 Casper Greenwell 2B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .000 7 Tobé Bryant DH 2 0 0 0 0 0 .000
8 Alex Blockman DH 2 1 1 2 0 0 .200 8 Tree Fiddy RF, LF 2 0 0 0 0 2 .000
9 Fizzbear Doormat RF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 9 Jay Money 1B 1 0 0 0 0 1 .000
9 Vernon St. Backstop PH, C 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 9 Cared Jarrabis PH, RF 1 0 1 0 0 0 .286

PITCHERS

FLA IP H ER BB SO ERA ARI IP H ER BB SO ERA
Auspicious Infinity 4.2 4 2 0 5 1.50 Slim Mathers 5.1 3 2 2 1 2.25
Artanis Jones 0.2 0 0 0 0 2.00 Kordz Sonata 0.2 0 0 0 2 1.06

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B1 Hitgood McChunky doubles, Big Bad Evil Slime scores 0 - 1 ARI
B4 Mario Goretti homers 0 - 2 ARI
T5 Alex Blockman homers, Mikey Thomas scores 2 - 2

BASERUNNING

SB: Big Bad Evil Slime 1 (1) CS:

DUE UP

Mario Goretti

Dakota Carolina Montana

Brody Page

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 12d ago

[SCRIM 13.0] Free Agent Xzibits vs Free Agent Guardians - The Return of the Barnstorming Game 2: Electric Boobopbadoo

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FAX 0 - FAZ 8

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
FAX 0 0 0 0 0 - 0 1
FAZ 1 3 2 2 - - 8 8

BOX

# Free Agent Xzibits Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Free Agent Guardians Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Hunter D. Parker C 2 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 1 Carter Kendall C 2 2 1 1 1 0 Hitting Debut
2 Giles Sweeney 1B 1 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut - -- - - - - - - - --
2 Dayman Nightman 1B 0 0 0 0 1 0 .400 2 Saul Pewald 1B 2 0 0 1 0 0 Hitting Debut
3 Theo Kim 2B 2 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 3 Brad Hatley 2B 3 1 2 0 0 1 .000
4 Jeff Newman 3B 2 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 4 Tyburnsays Morecleveland 3B 1 0 0 1 1 0 Hitting Debut
5 Julio Escobar SS 1 0 1 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 5 Justin Time SS 2 0 0 0 0 1 .250
6 Cola Spritz LF 1 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 6 Ryan Tyburn LF 2 2 2 2 0 0 Hitting Debut
7 Harold Marquez CF 1 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 7 Joe Pidgeon CF 1 0 0 1 1 0 Hitting Debut
8 Nate Kondylis RF 1 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 8 Skip Bellew RF 2 1 1 0 0 0 .333
9 Cleveland Brown Jr. P 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut - -- - - - - - - - --
9 Stupido Einsteiny P 1 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 9 Brandon Rice III DH 2 2 2 2 0 0 .200

PITCHERS

FAX IP H ER BB SO ERA FAZ IP H ER BB SO ERA
Cleveland Brown Jr. 2.0 4 4 1 1 Pitching Debut Joey Tacoma 4.0 1 0 1 0 Pitching Debut
Stupido Einsteiny 2.0 4 4 2 1 Pitching Debut -- - - - - - --

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Joey Tacoma Cleveland Brown Jr. Joey Tacoma Sweden

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B1 Tyburnsays Morecleveland grounds out, Carter Kendall scores 0 - 1 FAZ
B2 Joe Pidgeon grounds out, Ryan Tyburn scores 0 - 2 FAZ
B2 Brandon Rice III homers, Skip Bellew scores 0 - 4 FAZ
B3 Ryan Tyburn homers, Brad Hatley scores 0 - 6 FAZ
B4 Carter Kendall triples, Brandon Rice III scores 0 - 7 FAZ
B4 Saul Pewald sacrifices, Carter Kendall scores 0 - 8 FAZ

BASERUNNING

SB: CS: Joe Pidgeon 1 (0)

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r/fakebaseball • u/hnard • 16d ago

13.1 Power Rankings

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Rank Team Change Average Ranking Highest Ranking Lowest Ranking
1 Tigers (1 - 0) - 2.34 1 8 (Chooch)
2 Cubs (1 - 0) - 3.55 1 29 (Chooch)
3 Twins (1 - 0) +3 6.25 2 20 (Chooch)
4 Brewers (1 - 0) +5 7.75 3 16 (stupido)
5 Mariners (1 - 0) - 8.14 2 27 (Krbmeister)
6 Mets (1 - 0) +16 9.61 1 (Krbmeister) 18 (Tubby :))
7 White Sox (1 - 0) - 9.68 1 (stupido) 28 (Chooch)
8 Phillies (1 - 0) +8 10.21 2 25 (Pike Trout)
9 Padres (1 - 0) +8 11.46 4 27 (Wheeler)
10 Cardinals (1 - 0) +1 11.68 1 (shorty wanted to be by duck) 28 (Wheeler)
11 Royals (1 - 0) +18 12.04 1 (TW) 29 (HIBI)
12 Astros (1 - 0) +11 12.25 6 30 (HIBI)
13 Rangers (1 - 0) +13 12.36 1 (Amelia) 26 (Tubby :))
14 Guardians (1 - 0) +6 13.14 3 (Chooch) 23 (rusty)
15 Expos (1 - 0) +13 13.86 3 29 (Tubby :))
16 Athletics (0 - 1) -12 16.36 3 (HIBI) 26 (Tanya)
17 Marlins (0 - 1) -14 16.36 5 (rusty) 30 (Arlon Gemini)
18 Braves (0 - 1) -5 17.21 8 (Tubby :)) 28 (Arlon Gemini)
19 Diamondbacks (0 - 1) -11 18.39 6 (Pike Trout) 30
20 Giants (0 - 1) -8 18.39 10 (Krbmeister) 25 (Lil Broski)
21 Dodgers (0 - 1) -7 18.54 5 (Tanya) 30 (Krbmeister)
22 Angels (0 - 1) -7 21.79 5 (Wheeler) 30 (choc between jiggs and alph, meow)
23 Rockies (0 - 1) +4 22.64 4 (Chooch) 29
24 Rays (0 - 1) -14 23.57 1 (Chooch) 30 (JIGGS)
25 Yankees (0 - 1) -1 23.71 15 (Teddy) 29 (Krbmeister)
26 Orioles (0 - 1) -7 23.79 12 (Tanya) 30
27 Blue Jays (0 - 1) -6 24.14 1 (HIBI) 30
28 Red Sox (0 - 1) -10 24.57 10 (Chooch) 30 (Dayman)
29 Reds (0 - 1) -4 24.79 12 (Wheeler) 30
30 Pirates (0 - 1) - 26.32 9 (Chooch) 30
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