r/drugscirclejerk • u/Even-Serve-3095 • 6h ago
monkey fella 🐵 bro 😭
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r/drugscirclejerk • u/brokeasfuuck • May 11 '25
monkey fella 🐵 You were sweating while on mdma? Aint no way broo, that was sentraline syndrom bro
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I had serotronin symdrom too and i literally died so i had to call an ambulance for my self and went in the hoptal where they alived me bro.
r/drugscirclejerk • u/Accurate_Alarm_4932 • 3h ago
What's up fellow psychonauts! Boutta take a hit of the good ol' penjamin if y'know what I mean.🤘🤘 (will post update in comments for anyone curious😎)
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r/drugscirclejerk • u/Hunter_Biden_2028 • 18h ago
Other subs won't let me post this. Should i get the black or green?
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This is the 8BitDo Pro 2 controller.
I am going to use it to automate my jenkem brewing or whatever idk.
What color should I get?
r/drugscirclejerk • u/Creative-Ad4813 • 14h ago
monkey fella 🐵 Make Alprazolam otc
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Xanax should be controlled like pseudoephedrine in the pharmacy or codiene in the Europe it’s plant medicine harm reduction
r/drugscirclejerk • u/BrassCanon • 1d ago
My crack dealer donates money to my homeless shelter
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r/drugscirclejerk • u/everyonesfavvillian • 2d ago
monkey fella 🐵 Little bitch room mate can’t mind his own business
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Saw this post on boydinnerdiaries and I can’t believe the nerve this little bitch boy has complaining about his room mate. Guy literally snorts coke behind closed doors and keeps up with chores and this kid is crying on Reddit because he’s scared of a little drugs pffft
Go back home to yo momma
r/drugscirclejerk • u/cyberfencer • 1d ago
you can lead a horse to ketamine, but you cant make it--
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FUCK THAT HORSE JUST ATE ALL MY KETAMINE! that was supposed to last 2 weeks..............
r/drugscirclejerk • u/fuckingthrowaway556 • 2d ago
The self improvement king we all wish we could be
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r/drugscirclejerk • u/Dirty_Mung_Trumpet • 2d ago
monkey fella 🐵 One of my old coworkers got popped. Mf robbed the informant 😂😂😂
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r/drugscirclejerk • u/hungriah • 2d ago
Who are YOU to tell me what I should and shouldn’t do while high on stimulants
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The stim fapper discrimination is so real. So what if I love to boof meth using a dildo to smash it down further into my ass and then Jack my dry penis off for hours in end till it’s raw?
r/drugscirclejerk • u/bettermentvlog • 2d ago
Lmao my psychedelic medicine is soooooooo funny 😂😆
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r/drugscirclejerk • u/rememberthepie • 2d ago
found this one in the wild, where I was not expecting
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