r/cringereels • u/ambachk • 16h ago

Ultimate Cringe Wolf of Wall Street from Temu 🤡

39 Upvotes

83% Upvoted

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u/Dame87 16h ago

Guy needs to stop wearing his kids trousers

17

u/Tw1nFTW 16h ago

It almost looks like every part of this suit was custom tailored not to fit this guy…

1

u/Silly-Afternoon3834 10h ago

I thought it was a gritty peewee Herman reboot for a hot second

1

u/Willing_Stomach_8121 7h ago

This made me chuckle, thanks

4

u/Ninja_Prolapse 16h ago

Every person in this video looks about 12.

1

u/Low-Ad3972 5h ago

He has the Marco Rubio shoes going on. 😂🤡

1

u/TonguePunchUrBhole 3h ago

Ya, and wht (won’t let me spell out the color lol) athletic socks.

12

u/hmeow 16h ago

Are those platform shoes?
https://giphy.com/gifs/3ohuAAAIvICvEs4Psc

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u/Several_Vanilla8916 15h ago

I used to work at a company with a complete asshole CEO. Just a douchebag. At the Christmas party he was wearing shoes like that. Took me some time to find them online but they were like $2500. Obviously I don’t know if the ones this kid has are the same but they definitely look the same.

2

u/hmeow 12h ago

I am hollering 🤣🤣🤣
https://giphy.com/gifs/lszAB3TzFtRaU

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u/SuddenWorth5752 4h ago

Are they on style?

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u/GhostlitePHX 8h ago

It doesn't like "these peoplee" (had to purposely mispell it lmao) but you can use every single curse word in the book.

Reddit is so fuckin cringe.

5

u/Fast_Restaurant6488 16h ago

Is this from a MLM or Alpha Male course?

1

u/Acidelephant 5h ago

Probably both

1

u/king7tses 5h ago

Maybe a Devil Corp.

6

u/Cold-Sun3302 16h ago

The humanity experiment has failed. Where's that asteroid?

3

u/Silly-Afternoon3834 10h ago

No asteroid, we are getting slow cooked instead

1

u/Sober_Alcoholic_ 4h ago

Maybe Apophis will thread the gravitational keyhole this time around and end it all in a few years.

6

u/Iam_McLovin420 16h ago

The chihuahua of wall stret

1

u/DivaMonro 15h ago

The mutts of backyard

3

u/Accomplished_Song219 16h ago

Why is he holding his crotch? Is he afraid he'll lose track of it?

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u/SinamonChallengerRT 16h ago

He needs to make sure it's still there. It's his only reminder that he's a real boy.

1

u/Iam_McLovin420 16h ago

Just checking if it’s still there

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u/UmmmW1 16h ago

He forgot where he put the darn thing

2

u/MustardCoveredDogDik 15h ago

Where is the that lil thang?

3

u/flock-of-bagels 16h ago

Time for a bump

3

u/Delicious-Pickle-141 15h ago

How is that suit simultaneously too big and too small?

2

u/BlackberryPi7 16h ago

That suit does not fit that guy.

2

u/pennyforyourthohts 12h ago

Those shoes and those socks oh boy

1

u/sans_deus 16h ago

Guy in front is ready for the pending flood.

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u/dp1967 16h ago

His money can’t make him tall, look at his lift shoes 👠

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u/RespectFearless4233 15h ago

Get the watch in 😂

1

u/Evening-Statement-57 15h ago

Cold collar doesn’t work anymore guys.

1

u/MustardCoveredDogDik 15h ago

Can’t even keep a beat

1

u/mjdseo 15h ago

His mum shrunk his clothes in the wash

1

u/Strange_Salary Cringe level 5 15h ago

Dial your tailor first..

1

u/Super_Math3890 15h ago

Just kids roleplaying, let them figure it out in the next decade lol

1

u/DisciplineOk7595 15h ago

those shoes and tight fitting suit jacket 😬

1

u/PM_THE_REAPER 15h ago

Ugh.... pathetic.

1

u/TyrantMuse73 Cringe Level 3 15h ago

The bl@ck shoes and wh1te socks really make the whole outfit.

REALLY? Not allowed to spell out certain words on this sub? What kind of asinine crap is this?

1

u/dips009 15h ago

Dude, atleast upgrade to a boiler room for callers.

1

u/uwoldperson 14h ago

Imagine thinking Jordan Belfort is someone to emulate. These guys’ parents failed. 

1

u/Ohnoyoudoneblockedme 14h ago

main dude is in one of the worst fitting suits of all time

1

u/Opening_Yoghurt6261 13h ago

Cover your drinks

1

u/squirrel_giggle 13h ago

I thought they were stirring soup.

1

u/greeneyedblackheart 12h ago

They look like they’re mixing cake batter

1

u/pentaprismatic 12h ago

I was waiting for “1-877-CASHNOW!!!”

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u/p00_ping 12h ago

TQL CROWD 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Easy-Arm-9887 10h ago

Canelo fell off baddd

1

u/Important_Bag_6283 10h ago

Fucking losers

1

u/Fragrant-Register793 9h ago

A whole lot of 100% commission jobs. Pure winners.

1

u/JimAboo 8h ago

Hey look a bunch of idiot “alpha males” what are the odds.

1

u/Fredricology 8h ago

Telemarketers on a break

1

u/Willing_Stomach_8121 7h ago

Alibaba alpha male

1

u/UseYourNogginBrother 7h ago

Sunglasses inside? Nuff' said.

1

u/mero-ving-ian 6h ago

I love how uncommitted everyone else is.

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u/HaronAuskin 4h ago

Oh thank god this is cringe reels. Almost muted.

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u/XCronn2851 2h ago

Has to be a parody

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u/ROMMELBOT 2h ago

How can these morons look at themselves in the mirror? Get a job with dignity. That can be any other job you apply yourself to. Don’t become a butt kisser just to pay for your employer’s largesse.