r/cringereels • • 17h ago

Cringe level 3 šŸ‘€

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u/9447044 17h ago

Why is everything maxxxxing?

Whats "record rates" besides her saying it.

Why is everything somthing

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u/CoconutPedialyte 17h ago

Questionmaxing much???

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u/jad103 16h ago

Knowledgemogged

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u/MrZZ 14h ago

Replymogged

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u/Puzzle-Necked 14h ago

Jesterposting

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u/[deleted] 16h ago

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u/celtyrider 11h ago

Ewmaxxing

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u/kpatsart 16h ago

Ragebait engagement farming. Its the new fad for losers without any hobbies or talent.

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u/Fun_Trick2172 12h ago

The kids think they’ve come up with all these things on their own. No one before them ever had the idea to embellish certain qualities or take advantage of certain market inefficiencies( having an easier time getting laid with an older woman). Ā Ā 

Also they believe a language that is already overflowing with redundancy, needs new concepts or words. Ā So jerkin it is gooning now, and being hygienic and leading an active lifestyle is looxmaxxing.

I blame the parents.

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u/9447044 12h ago

Its all those garbage sidewalk interviews stats lol

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u/DarthRedit 4h ago

looxmaxxing? Def sounds like something a tiktok generation would say. ā€œsIx SEvEeeeenNn!! durre were so edgyā€.

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 3h ago

Yeah well im working and commuting 14 hours a day to bomb brown kids and pay rent bro....tf you want from me? The Internet raised the shit machine not me, this is your fault.

(Jk)

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u/LobosJones 14h ago

Because it comes from minmax gaming culture where they minimize braincells to max out one statistical representation of their time. Too many adults are simply grown children, so juvenile shit absurdly permeates the zeitgeist of neologisms.

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u/Wyshborn 12h ago

Wow forever boomer take

Still true tho

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u/LobosJones 12h ago

Boomer is one of those cringe inducing juvenile neologisms where you pretend to have rizz and aurafarm by negging. You're 3 buzz word generations away from the exact problem we're talking about.

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u/Wyshborn 10h ago

Ok boomer lol

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u/LobosJones 10h ago

U mad bro?

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u/HauntingContact674 9h ago

The department of milfologys been hard at work tracking this

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u/Deep-Pudding819 7h ago

Glad you verbalized it. I often wonder the same thing.

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u/flopisit32 16h ago

On Reddit you will find many men who are in a relationship with women 10 or 20 years older than them.

That tells you a lot about the simps who hang out on Reddit.

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u/S-gg-ha_of_Leng 13h ago

It tells there's a lot of over grown little boys who still need a 'mommy' and will admit to this like it's some weird flex because they're getting laid.

And, of course, as we know, if the tables are turned and it was a guy crowing about being hooked up with a girl twenty years younger those same cradle robbing women would be breaking out the torches and pitchforks while howling for the "pervert's" blood on here.

Reddit in a nutshell as of late.

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u/Salt_Mix7933 14h ago

No granny shall escape my sight

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u/Puzzle-Necked 14h ago

Somebody's got to dust out her root cellar

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u/SmellofFeet 1m ago

No no, I want to hear the rest. Which lantern ring is this

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u/partizan_fields 15h ago

I date people, not bitches. That may be the variable here.

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u/Conscious-Permit-466 14h ago

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u/Shazvox 3h ago

Ha, joke's on you! I'm squirting over the blanket while looking at old photos of gam-gam!

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u/N0m4d5h4m4n_0114 10h ago

That's quite the fucking meme, yeeesh.

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u/zzzzzzzzzzzzvzzzzvzz 16h ago

I watched this on mute and you can see the sadness in those seal eyes of his

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u/bboymixer 14h ago

I can't even imagine myself going on a dumbass, immature rant like this and posting it. And if his ideas weren't smooth brained enough, adding sound effects like a 6 AM radio shock jock? Oof.

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u/The_Raven_Born 4h ago

The crazy part are the thousands you knew watched this and thought he was spitting.

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u/primefart 3h ago

He did say "hoeflation" though šŸ˜† 🤣 šŸ˜‚

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u/takethemdownletsgo 13h ago

Dude looks like he's got purple lip gloss on anyway

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u/cranialoddjob 9h ago

Lots of beautiful, amazing, kind, lovely people have that lip color naturally. Let's not shit on them because this guy is a fucking dingus.

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u/Naive_Personality367 8h ago

he also looks like hes on the edge of tears

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u/WillyWonkaWorms 15h ago

Hes raging 🤣 he’s talking about buying females, guys this guy doesn’t have game.

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u/Expert-Ad3874 13h ago

Hey, he has game. It's just Raid: Shadow Legends

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u/WillyWonkaWorms 3h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/aqqUwXz7j0xMOKnJgb
(ā€œ click my link guys ā€œ): meanwhile: ā€œ why do I have makeup on guys ā€œ

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u/PerilousParanoia 17h ago

Or just not have kids.

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u/Negative-Break3333 14h ago

Yep. Folks aren’t having kids anyway…PLUS most older women have their shit together.

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u/Puzzle-Necked 14h ago

Why have children when you can take care of a twenty year old manbaby with mommy issues?

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u/BombasticReindeer 16h ago

If two adults want to have fun then that’s their business.

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u/TeacupOfSkepticism 15h ago

If they want to open a coffee shop that's their business

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u/BombasticReindeer 15h ago

What if they want to open a coffee shop for older women and younger men?

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u/Uchiha_Bitch 9h ago

That's their business

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u/thatsmyupvoteidkyou 16h ago

Both of them are insufferable.

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u/Affectionate_Age5191 16h ago

Yea the one that severely overstated an article and the other one that is nearly 40’s talking about the value of young women and their eggs, while calling them bxtches.

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u/LilRed2023 16h ago

I’m maxxxing off this brain rot train. Goodnight and happy humper day yallz

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u/Forsaken_Carob1797 13h ago

He sounds like he’s upset the younger women haven’t turned to them yet. Sounds like a bitter bitch to me.

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u/MountaineerChemist10 13h ago

There’s nothing wrong with it; I dated an older single mom (38) when I was 27. Another single mom (40) when I was 36. Matched with a 39 chick when I was 30.

It was great!

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u/Suck_duc 12h ago

This is what a lack of taste and decorum looks like. This is why you need to give your kid a diverse support group so they don't end up wearing a dunce cap on TikTok one day.

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u/HeavyHighway6433 12h ago

Bro claims 20 year olds are more valuable but do they value old bald head red pill manosphere niggas with podcast mics? What's funny is I've never seen any of these guys with a 20yo girl they prop up. It's always either a reformed "304", older single mom, or nobody. The reason he's triggered is because a woman in his demographic gets play but he doesn't.Ā 

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u/herbertcluas 9h ago

I mean, when you don't want to play games you go for an older woman.

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u/AdorableBunnies 17h ago

As if anyone would come to this dude for advice

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u/DotRakianSteel 14h ago

Why not?

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u/avanross 8h ago

He’s a misogynist incel influencer

He gets views by taking advantage of lonely men who hate women

So his videos are just designed to push men to hating women and as a result becoming more lonely, and then they’ll be more reliant on his videos

It’s the entire ā€œmanosphereā€ strategy. Teach your followers to self sabotage, feed them a self fulfilling prophecy about how they’ll fail ā€œbecause women are evilā€, then when they follow the advice and fail, they’ll blame women and idolize the ā€œprophetā€.

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u/CaptainAmerica_2026 17h ago edited 15h ago

Guys go where they are appreciated

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u/Raeparade 16h ago

You got a point. Especially now in days with social media brainwashing so terribly..sometimes it is better to seek out those who remember what vhs is šŸ˜‚ and remember life without social media

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u/DudeFrom816 16h ago

Wrong, fuck the 20 yr old, kill the career obsessed 30 yr old, marry the chill 40 yr old who is out of all the BS phases and ready to enjoy life.

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u/HeavyHighway6433 12h ago

The 40yo single one more likely to be career obsessed.Ā 

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u/DudeFrom816 11h ago

That hasn't been my experience but they're individuals so there's going to be variance.

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u/Mysterious-Baker9164 16h ago

'Record breaking amount', I'm not convinced, show me the data.

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u/Ill-Cup673 16h ago

Wow this guy thinks he's something 🤣

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u/Spiritual_Regular557 14h ago

With his funky azz

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u/Fun_Trick2172 15h ago

I got a mommy fetish, why you gotta belittle it?

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u/UnexpectedBlahFeels 12h ago

Wow, that guy is a hater. Whenever women do what guys do it's suddenly undercalued compared to before. Let people live. As long as it's not a 40yr old fucking a teenager or someone who could be their kid, who gives a fuck?

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u/p00_ping 10h ago

Cause old ladies are super easy to pound..and even easier to hump and dump without the drama. šŸ™ŒšŸ½

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u/jeroen-79 16h ago

He's actually talking about buying women?

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u/Psalty7000 16h ago

This is what is got my jaw on the floor.

This mf can’t talk about value…. He’s a piece of shit!

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u/anthonyajh 5h ago

Older women usually cost less money and actually pay for shit. They are typically further in their careers and have more money.

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u/Murky_Disaster0818 3h ago

This guy is really saying, ā€œLet’s marry 20-year-old women and have kids with them.ā€
FOR WHAT?! 😭
So you can abandon them with the kids and then complain about having to pay child support?
Ladies, please don’t fall for men like this. There are genuinely good men out there who don’t care about your age but who you really are as a person.
This guy is a piece of S

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u/PerfectDayGermany 16h ago

Imagine someone would say ā€œyounger women date older man at a record breaking amountā€. Instant outrage.

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u/SwordfishOfDamocles 14h ago

You'd be describing what has been the norm for thousands of years. There's a lot of evidence for how those relationships worked out.

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u/Fit-Preparation-7515 13h ago

Your evidence is redpill incel alpha looksmaxx pro sigma media right?

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u/SwordfishOfDamocles 13h ago

I was going to go with marriage registers which are public data.

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u/Fit-Preparation-7515 12h ago

Ok so which time frame are you talking about? Which historic era? Which country? I am sure you aren’t some naive person with bias who is taking things out of the historic context in order to find justification for their immoral ideas on life and human nature or something right?

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u/SwordfishOfDamocles 11h ago

No. I'm simply pointing out why his turnabout isn't very effective. I'm also not going to argue that there's nothing wrong with older women dating younger men. It still gives the women a massive amount of leverage over their younger partners. People are going to do what they're going to do and sometimes an age gap isn't a problem at all. As I like to say "red flags are warnings, not hard stops".

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u/Conflict-Cheese 15h ago

"20 year old still has value" this dude talks like a degenerate. dude's 30+ spamming gen z soundbites

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u/No-Side-6437 7h ago

ā€œFuckingā€ not dating, don’t delude yourselves

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u/ImmediateTrust3674 16h ago

She looks like Mia Malkova

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u/Rey_Mezcalero 16h ago

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ hagmaxxing

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u/Divid_Pakit 15h ago

No they aren't

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u/N0thingComesToMind 15h ago

Understandable

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u/ofirkedar 15h ago

That's not cringe, that's puke inducing.
I don't know about fuck & marry, but I'm definitely seeing a sweaty 40-50 y/o that I'd nominate for 'kill'.

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u/Glum-Savings6473 15h ago

When I was in my twenties I bagged quite a few women in their 30s and 40s... Not because I wanted a future with them... They were low hanging fruit, less drama, easy sex, and they spend money on you... Was it right - it wasn't

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u/Negative-Break3333 14h ago

ā€œHoe-flationā€ is sending me 😭

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u/ChemistryFirm6446 14h ago

Who tbe fuck said the young dude be paying?! These older women fit the bill, I’ll give the dick

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u/DotRakianSteel 14h ago

Sheesh, agree or not that one commentator is not a romantic.

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u/Weep4Thee 13h ago

I can see why

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u/Junior-Ad-5367 13h ago

It’s not hagmaxxing it’s that younger women are such bitches and think they deserve the world that I’d rather date an older woman who is mature and humble, I’m 25 and talking to someone who is 29

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u/BlackRogue17 13h ago

I "dated" someone 22 years older than me. We did a lot together

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u/desertvision 13h ago

Please notify me when the young women start going for the older men.

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u/FuzzyChampionship175 13h ago

Pasos para hacer enojar a una mujer en el siglo 21:

  1. Se feliz.
  2. Fin.

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u/Objective-Corgi-3527 13h ago

He is an idiot but Hagmaxxing made me spit coffee all over my shithole motel room

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u/Jealous_Difference44 11h ago

This is so sad

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u/True_Crab8030 11h ago
  • show half a clip
  • start bitching
  • ????
  • profit

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u/Neon_Nuxx 9h ago

Older women lick your butthole

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u/ExternalArgument8776 8h ago

perfect, leave the young hotties for me

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u/jessewest84 5h ago

Both videos are people that i would run from.

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u/The_Raven_Born 4h ago

'I'm marrying the barely legal one, cheating on her, than killing an older woman'

Brother, shut the fuck up, lol. You can't sit here and get mad at the term 'hag maxxing' then spout manosphere bullshit while trying to explain why you think marying a borderline child that's easier to control is the optimal option.

Grow up.

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u/TotallyARealHuman1 4h ago

Brutal. I don't think I'd have been the mental gymnastics to see a situation like that as motivational enough to wanna work towards when I was a very young man.

I'm glad that 15yr ago we were able to date our age mates and they hadn't yet began demanding everyone be 6'5 LOL

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u/StoneColdNipples 3h ago

Hag Maxxing

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u/walking-flowermantis 3h ago

Another sign of the bad economy. /s

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u/kinda_alright 2h ago

Men are dating older woman because woman in their late 20s and 30s are absolutely impossible to deal with it.

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u/cranberryalarmclock 1h ago

This guy thought he made a really great point didn't he?

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u/ej62564 44m ago

Maturity matters

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u/DustedGorilla82 16h ago

I’m assuming this guy is an incel.

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u/CrabPurple7224 16h ago

And women like older men too. Whats the issue here?

When I was in my mid twenties, I went out with a woman in her 40s. She use to cook for me all the time. I didn’t like they she kept buying me shoes though. Maybe feel like her girlfriend.

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u/DangledThenWrangled 16h ago

Damn, 50 year old guy mad that older women has a younger bf, then immediately admits he's a pedophile by saying he'd marry someone with a 30 year old age difference just because of her age.

Immediately talks about trading eggs exactly like a republican child rapist.

I'm marrying and fucking whichever one I think is the most sexy based on looks, personality, and general sense of the world.

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u/merhaba81 5h ago

Being attracted to 20 year olds is now pedophilia? I know what you're doing pal.

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u/DangledThenWrangled 5h ago

What's that? Pointing out that your a 60 year old pedophile that dates barely legal 18 year olds out of high school?

Being a second place pedophile with a 30 year age gap definitely marks you as a predator.

šŸ˜† 🤣 šŸ˜‚ 🤔 

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u/GenericMaleNurse918 14h ago

I can’t take a man wearing that much makeup seriously.

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u/Jerryjb63 13h ago

Incels going to incel

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u/zetabandito 11h ago

Clearly a 20 year old is not seriously entertaining a 40 year old. She can't have kids and she'll literally be a hag in 10 years.

Can we be forreal

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u/madogvelkor 7h ago

Not to mention the woman is pretty hot and looks younger. The women in their 40s and 50s getting younger guys are the ones that look 10 years younger than they are.

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u/Dustfinger93 6h ago

So many words just to say "I cant pull."

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u/over_this__ 16h ago

I'm 49. Most guys I sleep with are 18-25. The only hate I get are from girls mad that they can't get a date and I'm getting guys their age lol.

Like sis, I enjoy sex. I enjoy having sex with young guys. They enjoy having sex with me. I don't play games and make them chase it, and I don't support this bs of a woman claiming assault because she regrets it. It's literally that easy.

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u/baudmiksen 4h ago

Yeah I doubt you'll ever find a shortage of guys willing to sleep with something

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u/Z3npachi 17h ago

No they aren't. If by record breaking you mean almost 0 to barely any then sure.

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u/Foldzy84 16h ago

Man is spitting facts

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u/ofirkedar 15h ago

that's not spitting as much as it is drooling

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u/NY10 15h ago

I don’t like older women lol