r/cringereels • u/Cultural_Fall_3255 • 1d ago

Fluid Art, a contemporary art

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u/QuantitySignal4494 1d ago

But kids love slime?

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u/aleques-itj 1d ago

If it was green we could air this in Nickelodeon 

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u/fitz_newru 1d ago

Agro Craaaaaaag!!! (the modern art version)

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u/LowRevolutionary7965 1d ago

There’s an even better Japanese version where the girls and guys try to climb a set of stairs. It’s much better contemporary art

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u/Warm-Comfortable501 1d ago

Would have had to hold my kid back from jumping into the slime play. Also, i would come home one day to a kid on a sheet or the floor, full of slime and them splashing around in it and then saying...But dad, its "art".

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u/lemme_try_again 1d ago

Yup. Nothing here is inherently sexual (I didn't rewatch it this time so maybe I missed something). It's weird but not weird

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u/Hot-Tomatillo-9929 1d ago

It's plain s t u p i d.

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u/fitz_newru 1d ago

Sure, but it's also not inherently sexual

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u/Grumbles2189 1d ago

It's a half naked chick who looks like she's rolling around and playing with a pile of cum. You can tell a 13 year old boy it's not sexual all you want, but that kid is mesmerized.

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u/friedwidth 1d ago

Don't forget the breathy grunts and obscene squelchy fapping sounds

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u/fitz_newru 1d ago

A 13 yr old boy would find a gentle breeze to be sexual if it hit him the right way. Not sure wind needs to get a PG-13 rating bc of it...

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u/Grumbles2189 1d ago

If the wind was also a half naked wet chick playing with cum it would.

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u/Myrkanoon_UwU 1d ago

Even if i looked at it in a sexual way, this is gross and dont actually arousing. Do you have a fetish for gallons of cum?

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u/Grumbles2189 1d ago

It was a joke. Do you enjoy being a clown show?

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u/fitz_newru 1d ago

So what you're really saying is that you have the mental and emotional maturity of a 13 yr old boy

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u/Grumbles2189 1d ago

It was a joke, like your art degree.

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u/fitz_newru 1d ago

lol I suppose it's a good thing I went to medical school instead then

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