Get high on my knee

[u/EsperaDeus]

[u/qualityvote2]

u/EsperaDeus, your post features certified crappy music!

[u/Car-Fickle]

His neighborhood put that sign up just for him

[u/Ambitious-Body8133 → u/Car-Fickle]

This came up in my feed after seeing this video. How can someone be this dumb.

https://www.reddit.com/r/SipsTea/s/Ot286w9nOc

[u/HappyBobbyBday → u/Ambitious-Body8133]

That was really saddening

[u/darthwickedd → u/Ambitious-Body8133]

Woooooow, I didn't graduate high-school but this guy's makes me feel smart.

[u/fcleffox → u/Ambitious-Body8133]

Jesus... I was not prepared.

[u/undergroundhues → u/Ambitious-Body8133]

Same. Like three posts away

[u/dreddpiratedrew → u/Ambitious-Body8133]

I was literally looking for this post

[u/jne57 → u/Car-Fickle]

You KNOW he's baiting us all into commenting this!

[u/Suitable_Loan5585]

The sign behind him checks.

[u/Terrible-Artichoke50 → u/Suitable_Loan5585]

'i better stand here until someone comes tells me what to do"

[u/Free-Bad7871 → u/Suitable_Loan5585]

Well played. 👊

[u/EnergyTurtle23]

That motherfucker threw in a “hyuck!”, I think Goofy has fallen on hard times.

[u/BrassKnuckleHead187 → u/EnergyTurtle23]

💀💀💀

[u/One-Patience-1129]

Allow me to translate:

"My ass saw yee right here,
you're on blood, man.
But now, i got diamond on my neeck, huuh,
and i run it up mayyun like Jerome' daddy.
heyuch.
heyeuoochk.

🎶'I used to catch the birdhouse sloooow,
Now i get my mine get though,
now i get to smoke the gas with druuugs,
get high er'ryday just die er'ryday, Sayan' 🎶"

Do I know what I means? I haven't the fucking foggiest. I will, however, be repeating this in my head and possibly out loud way too often now. Especially after the number of times it took to make sure I had transliteration perfection

[u/Classic-Exchange-511 → u/One-Patience-1129]

Jerome Bettis, I think

[u/Ldghead → u/Classic-Exchange-511]

No, cuz the wheels on the bus go round and round. The wheels on this vehicle done fell off long ago.

[u/SmeeezTreeez → u/Classic-Exchange-511]

Definitely Jerome Bettis

[u/forestfloormc → u/One-Patience-1129]

Holy shit, if you understand that? Time for you to crack The Voynich manuscript. You are ready.

[u/DrFartgoreShartsmith → u/One-Patience-1129]

Shit I really felt that when he said “heyuch. Heyeuoochk” felt like 20 pounds just been lifted off my balls

[u/BabyDontHurtMEME → u/DrFartgoreShartsmith]

He got a Lil goofy in his throat.

[u/Rakebleed → u/One-Patience-1129]

Pretty sure he said “I used catch the bus, I was slow”

[u/Eredd19 → u/One-Patience-1129]

He says "run it up like Jerome Bettis"

[u/giganticsquid → u/One-Patience-1129]

Many thanks for your efforts. I still don't understand, but at least I know what I don't understand

[u/One-Patience-1129 → u/giganticsquid]

It's extremely important that we know what we don't know. It defines the boundaries of our understanding lmao 🤣

[u/DrFartgoreShartsmith → u/One-Patience-1129]

I’m gonna take a fat ass dab and just sit on this, thanks

[u/Automatic-Skirt8386]

Boomhauer's embarrassing nephew.

[u/E-NTU → u/Automatic-Skirt8386]

Zoomhauer

[u/_CreationIsFinished_ → u/Automatic-Skirt8386]

Was just going to say this sounds like Boomhauer lol

[u/Intrepid_Sun_9089]

I know this is nonsense, but what dialect is that? Is this a common speech pattern somewhere in the US?

[u/_gong0219_ → u/Intrepid_Sun_9089]

Floridian wiggas

[u/gooneau → u/_gong0219_]

I thought this was ohio's version of an island boy

[u/Genghis_Chong → u/gooneau]

Inland boy

[u/Slava_Ukraini2005 → u/Genghis_Chong]

Incest Boy

[u/FrosttheVII → u/Slava_Ukraini2005]

Insists-Upon-Itself Boy

[u/HunterLivesMatter76 → u/gooneau]

Ohioooooo Boys

[u/FeelingDown8484 → u/gooneau]

I think he’s from Ohio but he tries to copy a Florida accent to sell the image. I’ve heard him speak without the accent

[u/ManicYetti → u/FeelingDown8484]

You heard him on accident right?

[u/Select_Watercress_57 → u/ManicYetti]

Heard his accent on accident?

[u/MeSeeks76 → u/Select_Watercress_57]

Yeah.... I heard it accentdentally

[u/NudistAwareness → u/Select_Watercress_57]

It was an accentident!

[u/Bermnerfs → u/FeelingDown8484]

Brrrr whachu' mean accent on my mom's fer real I get hunnets, jerrelery, brrr

[u/MeSeeks76 → u/Bermnerfs]

UGH.... CHYEAH.... UGH.... CHYEAH....

[u/Either_Essay5388 → u/FeelingDown8484]

I’m from florida, this is not a Florida accent. This dude is just dumb and also real dumb

[u/Missilemoon77 → u/FeelingDown8484]

https://youtube.com/shorts/d2g2hzsIksM?is=Dxagxtqh12nuc2VY

[u/_gong0219_ → u/gooneau]

He's from Ohio? This mfkr just an inbred then

[u/gooneau → u/_gong0219_]

I've heard him and another weirdo doing the "island boys" song but "ohio boys". Pretty riveting stuff.

[u/cornbread6767 → u/gooneau]

i would not be surprised if his family has property on kelleys island

[u/Middle-Bill3873 → u/_gong0219_]

I can assure you no one else is florida talks like this, even the trashiest of white trash.

I dont know what this is.

[u/Original-Variety-700 → u/Middle-Bill3873]

It’s Clermont county Ohio. But nobody speaks like that

[u/NeverTrollin → u/Original-Variety-700]

I fucking KNEW it was Ohio 🤣

[u/_gong0219_ → u/Middle-Bill3873]

I believe you, it would take hours to decipher simple messages.

[u/Onebraintwoheads → u/_gong0219_]

Fetal alcohol syndrome.

[u/No-Sail-6510 → u/Intrepid_Sun_9089]

No. Nobody speaks like this. Well, people with brain damage or who are being hospitalized for multiple forms of overdose do.

[u/Psychological-Scar53 → u/No-Sail-6510]

On top of that, the sign behind him says it all... There are slow children at play.

[u/andrewbud420 → u/Intrepid_Sun_9089]

His parents were exposed to high levels of lead. He's trying to talk like a rapper

[u/burner_85_throw → u/Intrepid_Sun_9089]

Ohio. FR

[u/jared10011980 → u/Intrepid_Sun_9089]

See that sign behind him? Thats referring to him.

[u/soupeh → u/Intrepid_Sun_9089]

He's suffering from Consonant Deficiency Syndrome. It's sad.

[u/ProblemLongjumping12 → u/Intrepid_Sun_9089]

I've seen comments from people who claim to know this guy in real life and apparently he was trying different things his entire life to gain some kind of level of fame and this is the thing that worked for him.

This. Is what works.

[u/Moldovah → u/ProblemLongjumping12]

I feel like he knows what he is doing. Being in front of the "Slow Children at Play" sign and all.

[u/StopDownvotingMeeee → u/ProblemLongjumping12]

Unless they’re from Pinellas County and Daytona area. I doubt they’re telling the truth. This is Wyezy. He came up with the island boys on IG live more than 6 years ago and has been consistently stayed in that same Florida IG TikTok creator lane making intentionally bad music for clicks. he’s been on the news a few times for getting arrested for a few different things over the years

[u/Intrepid_Sun_9089 → u/ProblemLongjumping12]

Well hey godbless I guess.

[u/TheMythicalNarwhal → u/ProblemLongjumping12]

I watched a bunch of his stuff out of morbid curiosity, and someone commented that their younger sibling looked up to him, and he dropped the act (almost) and had a really nice response. It’s totally just a character.

[u/LemonPartyLounger → u/Intrepid_Sun_9089]

Absolutely not, he’s just on drugs

[u/mjohnson801 → u/Intrepid_Sun_9089]

it's a dialect called "gibberish" brought over from their ancestors from the country of Gibber located off the inlet called mush-mouth.

[u/TheRealRigormortal → u/Intrepid_Sun_9089]

Dang ol’ wigga I tell yo wat

[u/Guilty-Shoulder-9214 → u/Intrepid_Sun_9089]

I’ve heard this in west Texas from people claiming to be of Cajun/French descent and I have a friend from rural Louisiana that says it’s there as well.

[u/averyrdc → u/Intrepid_Sun_9089]

It’s gibberish. No one talks this way. Considering the sign behind him, I’m willing to bet this is just a skit.

[u/Trustyduck → u/averyrdc]

Not so sure with tats like that. Might be this person's everyday life.

[u/StopDownvotingMeeee → u/averyrdc]

It is 100% a skit. This is Wyeezy. He used to hang out with the island boys. He’s a content creator but he also makes very shitty music too.

[u/Screwbles → u/Intrepid_Sun_9089]

Gonna be Houston Texas, Miami Florida, or Atlanta Georgia. For some reason ratchety-ass people tend to appear in those regions.

[u/Appropriate-Crab-379 → u/Screwbles]

Worse he’s an Ohioan imitating the island boys from Florida.

[u/Ill_Ad5893 → u/Intrepid_Sun_9089]

This is what they started calling mumble rap. Where they just pretend to actually rap and mumble through a track for about 2min

[u/AtrumIocusGames]

I feel like I should be able to call this person a retard

[u/thefallguy41 → u/AtrumIocusGames]

They dont even accept him

[u/coobie_doobie2 → u/thefallguy41]

it’s true, we don’t

[u/MontyRapid → u/AtrumIocusGames]

This is the correct response.

[u/jdooley99 → u/AtrumIocusGames]

Do it

[u/imsorryken → u/AtrumIocusGames]

Feel like that word should exclusively be used for people like this. Not actual disabled people, just morons.

[u/_bos_sob_ → u/AtrumIocusGames]

I mean…he does have a sign that says SLOW children at play

[u/Davey96x → u/_bos_sob_]

Repping it

[u/deadsoul666x → u/AtrumIocusGames]

Agreed

[u/GRF999999999 → u/AtrumIocusGames]

Don't let r/fauxmoi here you

[u/rgreene59718]

I watched a video of him in the car with his dad talking idiotic like this and the dad just looked like he was dead inside and I felt so bad for him.

[u/rgreene59718 → u/rgreene59718]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DPejea1Efcy/?vrfl=cXJtYWhyNTVhbWd3

[u/dubblies → u/rgreene59718]

detention did this to him??

[u/Langholm62 → u/dubblies]

Yes. He's a mrrrr

[u/Global_Ant_9380 → u/rgreene59718]

I feel like that would provide a lot of much needed context to what this guy's deal is

[u/buturdtohst]

Ok bro you’re an island boy. Ogey bruh yurranislanboah. Fuckin’ boyoyoyoyoyoing

[u/Opposite_Example6930 → u/buturdtohst]

That literally made more sense than what he said.

[u/R0RSCHAKK → u/buturdtohst]

My brother and I quote this all the time lmao

[u/eyegull]

He’s putting a lot of effort into sounding like that. He is intentionally trying to sound stupid. Baffling.

[u/LeagueLost3813]

Is there anyone in the comment section from Florida that can translate this?

[u/Clit-Commander89 → u/LeagueLost3813]

Not from Florida but I'll try... My ass sit yea right here get on the bus man but now I got diamonds on my neck hyea! And I'm runnin up on em like Jerome Bettis hyuck! I used to catch the bus I was slow? (idk) Now I'm gettin money gettin dough Something something smoke some dro?(idk) Getting high everyday anasumthinn! You get the idea

[u/Free-Bad7871]

Has anyone called him an ambulance? Pretty sure he's having a stroke.

[u/Rune_roony_587 → u/Free-Bad7871]

Amber lamps to the hopital

[u/Dragoon9255]

didnt a lot of people in Idiocracy talk like this? swear i heard this accent before

[u/DtheAussieBoye → u/Dragoon9255]

as if we needed to give the “Idiocracy is a documentary” nerds even MORE credence

[u/drewbeedeu]

Is this what they're calling "retardmaxxing"?

[u/Rune_roony_587]

I sure am glad I'm sober and clean now. Because I couldn't imagine thinking to myself that I was cool or sounded good. Poor dudes gonna have a lot of regrets once he realizes that drugs aren't the way.

[u/Gunther1333]

Indeed slow children at play lmao

[u/Ambitious-Body8133]

Was that a Jerome bettis reference? "Getting run up on like Jerome Betty?"

Either way this thing is awful

[u/Left_Entrepreneur918]

“Get high every day, got diamonds on my neck” I don’t see what everyone’s problem is understanding him. He’s a brave person to be the first rapper with Down’s syndrome and autism…so brave

[u/Human-Injury-4413]

holy shit he’s ass

[u/stevenuniverse_89]

Maybe try getting high every other day..

[u/Due_Ad_4633]

.....what?

[u/Merc_Mike]

Anyone speak Idiot here? can we get a translation?

[u/Screwbles → u/Merc_Mike]

"Observe the proof of my riches. I starkly contrast against the general population of people. These roads and lavish dwelligs are my place of upbringing. I indulge in libations of the smoking variety daily. Do you comprehend my statements?"

[u/AbrahamDylan → u/Screwbles]

This is incredible. Kudos.

[u/IndividualEmu2644 → u/Merc_Mike]

heaineenspeekidiot, shitsodumbionevngedit

[u/Missilemoon77 → u/Merc_Mike]

https://youtube.com/shorts/iUvFOvVjeks?is=sPgFRDH7A5293MaZ

[u/MelcusQuelker]

He's the slow children.

[u/BennyRhythm]

how has this been created

[u/EffectiveLower2301]

Write that down....

[u/Loose_Paper_2598]

The sign is accurate: Slow child at play".

[u/Escocatchem]

He even has the slow sign next to him lol

[u/Daydreamin_Pirate]

My schizophrenic friend is better than this when he goes into one of his word salads

[u/ChariotFighter]

This man must be stopped. He’s been skeezing around the internet since at least 2020.

[u/Too__Many_Hobbies]

This has been his act for many years now. The tattoos are real, and I've watched them reproduce of his face like a fungus, but he is a normal person otherwise. There must be some sort of financial end to make him continue the gimmick, but I ain't finding out how. Views and rage engagement maybe??

[u/TartDry2031]

Dude needs to go back to the landfill, he’s completely garbage.

[u/Beneficial-Age-4059]

MC Unemployable 

[u/Kilow102938]

Should probably get to the hospital. Sounds like you're having a stroke.

Atleast hes singing by a sign so people know to watch out for him

[u/Playful-Green-9169]

Island boy

[u/Present_Daikon1806]

....wha.... what?

[u/theghostsofvegas]

One word. I just want him to say one complete word

[u/Warm_Object_5639]

Huh??

[u/Next_System_496]

wtf was that

[u/Any_Individual_815]

Imagine this thing came out of your body

[u/jazzycats313]

Sounds like the 2K game chat before I mute everyone

[u/-nemo-no-one-]

He looks like the first person to fall asleep at a party.

[u/stinkbuttfartman]

Awww.

Dude took the unedited version of "let's get it started" a little too literally. Poor guy, never go full started.

[u/UncaringNonchalance]

Is it him? Is he the slow child at play?

[u/112skulls]

What country is he from? I don't know that language

[u/Shikamaru_Senpai]

Milkin this bit, ain’t he?

[u/Nathund]

I feel like if you hit him in the head with lile a 2x4 or something, he would start talking normally.

Like when animals in Looney Toons get hit and start speaking perfect English

[u/Neolamprologus99]

After hearing him speak that explains the tattoos

[u/FishWife_71]

It's appropriate that the sign behind him says "slow".

[u/Mattyou1966]

Jive talking 2026

[u/SexyTimeSamet]

Whut?

[u/Micho86]

Everlasting jobstopper

[u/HopperCrapper]

Those weren’t even words, just noise. Fund the schools again for the love of god!

[u/Dry-Honeydew2371 → u/HopperCrapper]

You think this guy would've gone to school?

[u/Minute_Medicine_7218]

At a glance, I thought he was wearing an EA sports necklace

[u/brandonhabanero]

"Hyuk!"

[u/SmokinWeasel]

What?

[u/StrangerZone12]

Gerald McBoingBoing finally grew up

[u/Cola102583]

Its the offspring of the island boys…we know what they did after they kissed

[u/pussycrumbs]

If the road sign in the background is for comedy this guy is a genius

[u/International_Pin510]

Legend has it that the city actually had to install that sign specifically for him.

[u/lasercannonattack]

The "Slow" sign backwards is the icing on the cake lmao

[u/tadpolejaxn]

He really saw the Island Boys and was like, “yeah…. That’s what I wanna do.”

[u/InteractiveSeal]

The sign in the background is accurate

[u/CaptainMole]

Definitely not brain damaged

[u/Warm-Pair]

What's he even saying?

[u/BTMillie]

Imma bus stop boy, just tryna make it

[u/Mysterious_Ride_1077]

Isnt this the same person thst cant count past the tens?

[u/BrassKnuckleHead187]

I think I’m finally coming around on AI

[u/nafoty187]

I caught Jerome Bettis. That’s about it.

[u/telecastern]

This joker speaks like Angine de Pointrine play music.

[u/No_Cap87]

Go to school, Listen to your teacher and get a job

[u/maucyp]

Ummm was that English?

[u/Spiritual-Sympathy98]

Jerome Bettis is an interesting pull lol

[u/ForwardPersonality48]

Bars

[u/ron203]

What the f... was that shit.

[u/clit16]

A condom could have prevented this from happening 🤦🏻‍♂️

[u/Hippies_are_Dumb]

Man's a human whippet.

[u/InflamedintheBrain]

It's nice they have a sign up for him so he doesn't get hurt.

[u/BammyQ2]

Slow children at play

Yes. I see

[u/Quirky-Weekend-7599]

POV: you have died and awoken in Wigghartha

[u/Winter_Hall5379]

Goofy's son isn't anything like his dad

[u/Gintoki0816]

Should we call an ambulance??

[u/Lol79uk]

What a Plank

[u/MarkToaster]

He actually managed to make a video where he didn’t say “on my murrrrra.” I’m kinda proud

[u/ItsDonDong]

SLOW CHILDREN

AT PLAY

Is this NOT satire??

[u/GreenSmokeRing]

Boomhauer’s Florida nephew

[u/Gemtree710]

Where's that translation guy?

[u/AkimahenkaCat]

Save some pussy for the rest of us.

[u/fat__girl__rodeo]

I feel like he’s the ‘slow child at play’ that the sign is referring to😭😂

[u/Infinite_Night_6728]

The sign is definitely accurate

[u/Natural_Dark_9692]

Me: "Can you translate this video?

Chat GPT: "When the time is right, we will reconstitute humanities atoms to something more worthwhile."

[u/Ok-Kaleidoscope4510]

WHAT???? Hunabraduninderstindthashnithinsaning!!

[u/LasciviousPsyche]

Add some taco bell cinnamon twist to your hair, and you can be an island boy

[u/Kindly-Committee-908]

That boy really said "Huk Hyuuuk".

[u/StopDownvotingMeeee]

For those that don’t know, this is Wyeezy and he used to hang out with the island boys. He started his social media career with them during the IG live era before TikTok really took off.

Yes this is a skit he does not really talk like this.
But also yes he is a rapper and makes shitty music.

[u/InterestingData3578]

... is he... talking in shorthand?

[u/Crowblue]

The slow child mentioned in the sign.

[u/QuestionOver8632]

Island boy 😂😂😂 2.0

[u/JoeMcCarthysGhost80]

What the hell happened to Lando Norris?

[u/unclelackingcracker]

You like seeing homeboys naked?

[u/CannaMaMachen]

Living in a TikTok world with a TikTok brain and a TikTok face and the TikTok hair and pbly the TikTok steroids and TikTok hairline but most important is the non communicating TikTok mumble speech

[u/qwertyuiop131313]

When did Lando Norris get tattoos ?

[u/Additional-Mousse446]

Island boys abortion

[u/Thick_Expression_796]

Poor kid 🤦‍♂️

[u/AccomplishedMoney205]

I just realized how far AI has come with this clown... I could not understand shit what he was saying... AI captions were on point.

[u/toasted_cracker]

Sounds like Boomhauer

[u/FliepFlapper]

Someone call an ambulance, he's getting a seizure

[u/Relevant-Bathroom311]

Just speaking in vowels

[u/Ok-Rule8061]

Now THIS is talent

[u/Armagideon3000]

nigga whut?