r/crappymusic • • 1d ago

This is uncomfortable to watch

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 1d ago

u/Gullible_Classic_423, your post features certified crappy music!

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u/QueezyF 1d ago

I don’t think I like Star Wars anymore.

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u/Renediffie 1d ago

This is the best star wars related thing I've watched in a long time.

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u/Maltisk 20h ago

This or the holiday special? Which also, if anyone here is a starwars fan and has not seen it, its horrible in a way i cannot describe. Go take a watch.

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u/QueezyF 15h ago

The holiday special at least has that killer Starship song and the cool Boba Fett cartoon.

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u/Maltisk 13h ago

The minutes long circus(?) Performance for no reason gets stuck in my head all the time

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u/DropDeadEd86 8h ago

Holiday special hosted by ominous

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u/HighWaterSheriff 1d ago

Almost everything since Episode 1 has been mediocre but I think its death knell was Baby Yoda. Disney has killed the whole thing for me, it's depressing quite how much content and products they've extracted from the IP, I couldn't watch an old one without a feeling of bitterness now.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/HighWaterSheriff 1d ago

Go dust your Funkopop collection.

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u/Brokenlingo 1d ago

This is a Disney adult and not a mascot right?

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u/Pukebox_Fandango 1d ago

if she was something official they would have planned something out, she was clearly struggling with each word

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u/HalfwayHeroic 1d ago

Well, I was assuming she was freestyling, so planning isn't part of it. Not exactly freestyling the best, but better than I could do.

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u/Chachenstein 10h ago

You could do better than this. You just need to believe in yourself

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u/Gullible_Classic_423 1d ago

I feel like it's a didney adult

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u/Sword_of_Darkmoon 21h ago

She makes Darth Omynous look like a rap goddess

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u/GFY4Fun 21h ago

It's a sad day for everyone

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u/Bum_Dorian 18h ago

I will say, her music sucks, but at least Omynous DOES have rhythm 😂

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u/herpaskerpaderpa 20h ago

I'm growing to like Omynous ... not the music but her silly videos of her daughter filming and making fun of her makes me think she's just having fun with it anyway

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u/SuperDuperOtter 1d ago

Oh shit, the pyro princess is back

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u/Malawigold2342 1d ago edited 15h ago

This lady does not need to own arms. She has no fucking idea what to do with them

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u/sactown_13 1d ago

SHIT! More Star Wars rappers!

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u/Youngerthandumb 1d ago

These rap colonizers need to be prosecuted

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u/Calm-Driver-3800 1d ago

Hey fellas if Raygun could rap we’d get thugshella

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u/SerGT3 21h ago

Everyone knows the faster you flop your wrist the better the bars

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u/Good_Ask_2299 1d ago

theres no way they are paying her to be there right?

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u/Ninja187 23h ago

She should battle the one lady who wears the same black outfit in every video and have Valentine make the beat

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u/Ok-Poetry2043 1d ago

This has to be a parody right?

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u/michaelm142 1d ago

It’s a common misconception that Jawas steal tech from people.

While that may be all we see in the media, Jawas enjoy a rich culture of introspection and wisdom earned from many centuries of desert migration

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u/cowabanga_it_is 1d ago

HUTINI (i just stole your shit)

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u/OurSmuttyStuff 15h ago

That tech was promised to them a long time ago in a galaxy far far away.

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u/immoraltoast 14h ago

Those little hairy fucking thieves? Drunkards the lot of them

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u/ProutIgnoble 1d ago

Sorry what

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u/Shikamaru_Senpai 17h ago

Yuck. This is when your Twitch chat gases you up too much.

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u/WingerRules 11h ago

She's actually really talented at freestyle rhyming if you watch her twitch channel, very fast brain or something.

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u/therealwalterwax 1d ago

Who the hell do you think you are? WHO ARE YOU? You’re no artist. An artist respects the silence. It serves as the foundation of creativity. You obviously don’t have the talent. You don’t have enough respect for yourself or other people or what it is to express yourself. In music or any form of creativity.

And I’m an NYU film school graduate.

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u/Gullible_Classic_423 1d ago edited 1d ago

Who shat in your cornflakes? The irony from you whule posting people who actually seem better than the one i posted

Edit correcting spellings

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u/mr_glide 1d ago

Username checks out 

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u/Gullible_Classic_423 1d ago

Explain how it works out?

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u/therealwalterwax 1d ago

In 1975 I walked Bob Dylan up on stage. Who are you?

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u/Gullible_Classic_423 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣 you turn 34 on 13/11/26. You need to stop smoking crack

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u/therealwalterwax 1d ago

I knew the Grateful Dead from 1966. How dare you?

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u/Gullible_Classic_423 1d ago

Put the meth pipe down dude. I went on your insta your 33 nearly 34 🤣🤣

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u/spoonman1342 21h ago

You must be young. It's a reference to this video

https://youtu.be/svGAQJYIRqQ?is=FKWTidrKuOaYmOZW

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u/Gullible_Classic_423 21h ago

Never seen it before. But that does make sense. Thats the thing with making references, if they would have added this i would have got it. This why people shouldnt assume someone has seen something especially if its internet related. Thanks for linking it

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u/Princess_Slagathor 21h ago

That doesn't explain your very clear lack of sarcasm detection.

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u/MisterSquidz 15h ago

Their username checks out.

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u/Fancy_Yak2618 20h ago

Autism alert!

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u/Gullible_Classic_423 21h ago

Oh im sorry that didnt hear or see see the sarcasm their face while it was written. Next time I'll teleport to the next person being sarcastics face

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u/TPRT 4h ago

That's actually not the thing with references you actually aren't supposed to tell the person what you are referencing because... it's a reference.

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u/Gullible_Classic_423 3h ago

And whats the point of a reference if the person doesnt know it? That's the thing with letting people know its a reference.

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u/Outrageous-Grass-892 19h ago

That's a YOU problem. There are SO many things that a large group of people have seen and those who haven't ... Should we hold your hand?

*who the fuck are you? You have no talent! Go get yourself a Gig... Instead of ruining the end of the day for hard working people. *

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u/macsweetie 1d ago

The way she whitely pronounced her slant rhyme of “Manda Lori-Anne” made me shiver

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u/samnuevo 9h ago

I kinda liked it haha

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u/ODTESP 1d ago

😬😬😬

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u/banglederries 1d ago

I don't want to hear about your damn boom box, do you even have an ex box?

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u/ZookeepergameHot338 22h ago

I thought she was presenting something at first 😳 also she looks like she is stimming with her hands flailing.

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u/Sufficient-Brief2850 21h ago

Polly bun energy.

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u/DocGreenThumb0817 21h ago

That arm has a mind if it's own...

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u/JellyfishPopular7648 1d ago

Thugshells is definitely her rap name

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u/jonz1985z 1d ago

The female Harry Mack

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u/jne57 1d ago

Mary Hack

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u/Gullible_Classic_423 1d ago

Dont do harry like that

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u/TraditionAcademic968 1d ago

The Mandalorian looks shame

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u/Mad-Habits 1d ago

i’ve seen her here before … she has a feature with Ari somewhere, and some crappy music videos. she does free styling , if you want to call it that

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u/Mysterious-Call-245 18h ago

Sounds like a nervous breakdown

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u/sleauxmo 1d ago

I mean, I like her enthusiasm.

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u/thelightinthefridge 1d ago

i know he is on his own level, but this is what i feel when i hear harry mack. somthing in me just cringes

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u/Gullible_Classic_423 1d ago

I think its because hes done it a lot. So kinda overkills it

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u/Sarcastic_Applause 1d ago

Just leave the freestyling to Harry Mack.

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u/twistedt 22h ago

These isn't the rapper you were looking for.

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u/CashmereCroc 19h ago

What's with the hand movements?

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u/greatlakes333 17h ago

What’s wrong with her hands

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u/Dazed_Mika 17h ago

That overuse of vocal fry and "I don't have any idea what to do with my arms" is at a level others can only dream of.

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u/CartographerOk3306 17h ago

That made him cringe in his beskar armor.

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u/hi_imryan 16h ago

Arguably not even music. Inarguably terrible.

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u/xDURPLEx 16h ago

When does she get to the part about overhead compartments and exit doors?

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u/MisterSquidz 15h ago

Oh brother she stinks

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u/boothatwork 15h ago

Her and shotty millz got the same flow lowkey #edmonton

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u/OurSmuttyStuff 15h ago

What the fuck is she doing with her free hand. Jesus

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u/GuillotineTeam 15h ago

Look what Disney did with Star Wars

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u/Rare_Hedgehog_9042 14h ago

I never insult folks on here because I think it’s hurtful…BUT. I do have to say I love her flippity floppity hand.

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u/Flaky-Log-4101 14h ago

And they say me homeschooling will cause my daughter to be maladjusted...

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u/Ambitious-Ad-1571 11h ago

I would freak and I am ashamed

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u/Necessary-Jeweler-17 7h ago

Who is forcing her to do this? She’s not good at it and it’s not good and it’s so awkward and cringe

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u/Beefy_Boogerlord 7h ago

Wait that's racist

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u/JoeHendryBeliever299 6h ago

Mando is done

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u/No-Professional-5759 6h ago

Cocaine is a hell of a drug...

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u/JuicySpark 1d ago

She wants to hide her box so it doesn't get stolen.

I see what she did there.

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u/nissanlover324 1d ago

Still with a better flow and timing than most of modern hip hop nowadays 😅

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u/Gullible_Classic_423 1d ago

Not sure what hiphop your listening too

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u/QueezyF 1d ago

Lil Turd

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u/Ninja187 23h ago

Yoooo Lil Turd, I love that shit!

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u/xSorry_Not_Sorry 21h ago

DJ Bad Grammar