r/crappymusic • u/PapaAsmodeus • 1d ago

Tesla cybertruck

187 Upvotes

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 1d ago

u/PapaAsmodeus, your post features certified crappy music!

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u/beekermc 1d ago

Yo, is the punk and metal coming by later........or?

Also "Butt love" 🤣

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 1d ago

I think that will cum after the "butt love"

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u/asusc 1d ago

Also "Butt love"

unconditionally.

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u/Groundbreaking_Bad 21h ago

It conquers the world! 🍑❤️🌎

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u/zackthirteen 1d ago

driving a cybertruck might actually be the single least punk think a person could do

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u/ZeroEffsGiven 1d ago

"Butt love"

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u/Rumpled_Imp 1d ago

Can afford a wanktank but not a decent guitar plugin.

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u/ImSorryIThoughtIHad 21h ago

"Bro! You're just mad because my nazi wankpanzer Super Intelligence made this sick rift! I don't need a band, I have my cybercuck to play because I don't have any friends!"

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u/SeattlePubCrawls 1d ago

You just discovered a crappy musician who drives a Nazi Wankpanzer

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u/Movie_Vegetable 1d ago

Nazi wankpanzer is a great bandname

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u/Rough-Front-1578 1d ago

“Musician” is awfully generous

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u/b-rar 1d ago

butt love conquers the world

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u/TheKingOfBeingOK 1d ago

Woah imagine having less personality than a cybertruck

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u/-iSpy- 1d ago

No I didn't

keeps scrolling

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u/laflex 1d ago

I can't even watch this muted because it's making me seasick

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u/Dangerous-Pension420 1d ago

Well excuse me for having eyes and ears

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u/Puzzled-Instance3211 1d ago

Couldn't afford a driveway, but got a cybertruck.

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u/CompletePollution907 1d ago

Y'all are being farmed

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u/MadTapprr 1d ago

Sounds like if The Beach Boys went emo

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u/Lost_Damage2588 1d ago

I feel like the caption was intentional but also not at the same time

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u/Cizzler 1d ago

BUTT LOVE! BUTT LOVE! BUTT LOVE!!!

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u/dirkrunfast 1d ago

Terrible. Take a lap.

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u/Automatic_Office_358 1d ago

I like that it doesn’t rhyme.

So unique and different.

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u/KnackerbyNature 1d ago

Colllllaabbboo

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u/ADingoStoleMyLSD 1d ago

Yeah, this dude could do with a woodpecker pissing on his head.

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u/tacoSEVEN 1d ago

Xanax the Rapper

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u/_Fusilli_Jerry_ 1d ago

Since nobody else has commented about it. This is a joke. He has made tons of music over the years, some of it good but most of it as a joke. There was a country song that blew up on tik tok last year that was his about butt sex too lmao.

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u/mr_glide 1d ago

Of all the things I could discover, this is one I am not enthused about

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u/PraisingEastward 1d ago

Gotta be honest, was hating it at first, and he got my attention with the unconditional “butt love”…

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u/PraisingEastward 1d ago

Gotta be honest, was hating it at first, and he got my attention with the unconditional “butt love”…

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u/N-E-R-M 1d ago

Its a fuck truck! Song matches the truck!

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u/BadBacksFuryToad 23h ago

This sub is great for adding to my Spotify “Never play music from this artist” list

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u/CartographerOk5391 22h ago

"Maybe a shitty vehicle will distract from my painfully boring, cardboard delivery of my obvious AI generated song."

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u/dessertforbrunch 22h ago

This dude has been making awful rage bait videos talking about being a maga punk for like 5 years. We probably bought him that truck if his daddy didn’t.

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u/Cyanescens4Breakfast 21h ago

“Sofia know that you and I… shouldn’t feel… like a crime…”

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u/atda 19h ago

No,  I just discovered a guy who happens to drive a cyber truck. 

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u/SpankThuMonkey 19h ago

“Follow on Spotify”

No.

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u/Braakdraak 19h ago

And no charisma

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u/ComeOnUpToTheHaus 18h ago

This has to be a joke. This is neither punk, not metal, or even remotely close to either.

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u/rotstik 16h ago

I was waiting for some evidence that this person was a musician. Crushing disappointment

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u/Longjumping-Fig-7481 RayonBase Fan Club Member 14h ago

What?

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u/Beezleboobz 6h ago

I hear your penis instantly shrinks 3 inches when you buy one of those

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u/encrcne 1d ago

😏

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u/niftystopwat 1d ago

Shame, there’s a notion of a neat melody buried in there under all of the shameless fckn short form content ambiguous reaction baiting nonsense.