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u/Mephitisopheles 10h ago

That skunk haired diva knew ball when she sees it. I wish I had an ounce of Dr. Girlfriend’s looks…

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u/StandNameIsWeAreNo1 Probably bi, haven't had the opportunity to check 10h ago

Isn't she Dr. Mrs. The Monarch?

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u/Commandur_PearTree 9h ago

Eventually, not in this scene tho

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u/Total_Network6312 10h ago

Wow ya I guess I never watched that far

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u/LovelyLuna32684 8h ago

I guess that means you don't know about the real connection between Rusty and the Monarch

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u/ThePurplePanda420 5h ago

🤯 why did I never catch this? Going to have to do a rewatch/catch up now.

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u/sigma7979 4h ago

Its glorious. I only cry because it ended.

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u/ThePurplePanda420 4h ago

I only stopped watching cause I had the late shift on new episode days and didn't want to record it on my parents DVR. It was really hard to catch the newer ones on reruns.

One of my best friends in high school could do the perfect Dr. Girlfriend it was glorious.

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u/StandNameIsWeAreNo1 Probably bi, haven't had the opportunity to check 10h ago

Me neither. I haven't started it yet.

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u/geneticswag 7h ago

I totally forgot about Dr Girlfriend from my childhood and all those OMG feels that it was happening

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u/YoureNoHero_Brian 3h ago

I intentionally clicked on your profile just to see skunk girl hentai

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u/ILike2DGirlsLol 4h ago

I accidentally clicked on your profile just to see skunk girl hentai

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u/Sharikacat 8h ago

Yes, the running joke for when people first hear Dr. Girlfriend is that they think she's a man because of her voice, but after that, I don't think anyone continues to question it. In a setting with all sorts of weird super science and the supernatural, there's really no reason for anyone to think she's lying. The show has plenty of other jokes to make that it doesn't care to go beyond that for trans jokes.

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u/PiliPalaPor4 Queerotic Neutral 7h ago

Except the thing where Hunter Gathers gets gender affirming surgery, lives as a woman for a couple of seasons, detransitions and then later says he misses it.

But honestly you compare Venture bros to the trans 'humour' in other TV shows of that time, it really isn't that bad

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u/ChipsTheKiwi 4h ago

Even then those jokes weren't rooted in bigotry or denial of gender dysphoria, the opposite actually. The biggest joke they make in such a way would be Hunter's complete lack of voice training or ffs but even then the show makes it clear that it's not trying to deny or challenger her womanhood.

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u/Significant-Way9330 6h ago

That always struck me more as Hunters is just insane and not really anything to do with how rockin his tits were. 

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u/messedupmessup12 I'm the Grungler 6h ago

My big beautiful tits!

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u/DubbleCheez 4h ago

At least they weren't mournful tits.

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u/ToasteeThe2nd 4h ago

Like two bags of pennies duct-taped to her chest.

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u/CreativeAd5332 4h ago

Like a sparkle bra with 2 suicide notes stuffed in it

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u/HateMachineX 5h ago

I think you can be completely insane and love your big beautiful tits

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u/Veluxidus 4h ago

The way they describe it is that they needed to return to a more masculine presentation to perform their job properly or something

According to Google, the writers reversed the decision because they weren’t sure how to write a trans woman or a story involving one

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u/ThinkingTh0ughts 2h ago

I think it was smart of them not to write an openly trans character if they weren't sure about how to go about it. Assuming that's the case (I didn't check what the writers said myself), then imo it shows a degree of self awareness and sensibility that a lot of other writers lack, since a lot of people feel entitled to writing stories involving marginalized characters even when they don't know shit about what it's like to experience life as a part of that community (and then get angry if someone criticizes their caricatures). And I've always felt that The Venture Bros was incredibly tactful in its comedy, despite the show's age.

Arguably, I think Hunter is a decently sympathetic portrayal of the sort of trans person who is so conservative and self-loathing, they will choose to sacrifice their own happiness and fulfillment for the sake of not disturbing the status quo, maintaining their position within the power hierarchy as well.

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u/Independent-World-60 2h ago

I'm actually writing a story currently and one of the characters is a trans woman. I've asked trans women in the past to read it and tell me if I'm writing her okay. 

There's always a fear in me that I'll mess something up, focus on the wrong thing and so on. So far the worst I've gotten is "You wrote her a bit dramatic here."

I then realized that wasn't a character problem I just tend to make every character a bit too dramatic.

I'm still debating if I want to fix that or let everyone be drama queens/kings/monarchs. 

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u/TheHazyPixie 5h ago edited 4h ago

Hunter is simultaneously both completely insane and also one of the most competent characters in the entire series. The guy infiltrates the most dangerous assassin group in the world, outwrestles General Treister, leads the rival OSI "Sphinx", becomes Treister's hand picked replacement to lead the OSI, and can beat up Brock Samson. He's arched by Phantom Limb, who was able to singlehandedly dismantle the entire guild of calamitous intent at one point.

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u/Lost_Paladin89 3h ago

I think Hunter works best as someone who:

Is deeply entrenched in toxic masculinity.

And

Is not nearly a binary person. Which makes their toxic masculinity more difficult to internally deconstruct.

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u/terranproby42 3h ago

All things considered, Hunter is probably the best we could have hoped for at the time, and probably how Hunter Thompson saw himself. We don't really know in full because he was a complete nut job, but he made enough references to feeling like a girl trapped in a man's body and had the self destructive tendencies of someone heavily repressed. Given the chance he would have almost certainly 'gone under cover' as a woman and then been relectant to and remorseful of detransitioning, if he even allowed it to happen at all. I think they handled it about as well as they could have.

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u/Stormclamp 7h ago

"I'll say it... her 3 pack a day voice?"

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u/critically_damped 4h ago

Shit man Bill Hicks used to joke about going through two lighters a day, and I didn't get it the first few times because that's exactly what my mom used to do.

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u/yingkaixing 3h ago

"Does she smoke cigarettes, or eat em?"

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u/ManyRelease7336 6h ago edited 4h ago

also because in the world of the show, she is super hot and crazy competent.

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u/krucz36 4h ago

phantom limb is completely nuts for her

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u/shoo-flyshoo 4h ago

He's not the only one

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u/Perryn 5h ago

There's a guy who's half truck. That society has moved on.

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u/KeyedFeline 5h ago

Dr. Girlfriend basically became the best character in the entire series as well

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u/abadstrategy 6h ago

Yeah, the first season is the worst about it, but honestly it's never terrible, given the time it was made, and I personally think the show holds up super well

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u/AccordianSpeaker 3h ago

The only one who actually mentions the voice in the show is Brock. No other characters acknowledge it, and Monarch refutes him every time by horn dogging over his wife.

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u/zandaztu goin through dysmorphia yay : ) - Streak: 4 10h ago

Just kinda looks like hot pink, but im sure the screenshot messes with it

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u/CassandraTruth 10h ago

Pink Poodle from MAC

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u/CaptKonami 9h ago

You get a discount with the Guild

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u/SurgicalZeus 8h ago

You're with the Guild, right?

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u/DDDDo-it-again 7h ago

I don't know what the guild means?

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u/critically_damped 4h ago

<Does the voice> Oh Honey...

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u/One_Katalyst 4h ago

Tell me about it, I don’t know anymore myself.

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u/The_Wyzard 4h ago

The Guild of Calamitous Intent is the main villain organization.

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u/Dazed_and_Confused44 10h ago

I didnt realize it at the time but even tho this character and the one from Shrek are intended to be cis women, it feels like a trans allegory perpetuating the tired trope of trans women as villains in media

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u/EvergreenDwarf 10h ago edited 9h ago

The inspiration was how Jackie Kennedy chainsmoked but was known for a really quiet and almost childlike feminine voice, reversing it into what you’d imagine a chainsmoker to sound like. 

They later on turned it into a subversion of the Hays Code queer villain trope. 

(I also said some shit about Hunter that may be wrong)

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u/ChipsTheKiwi 9h ago

Excuse me Hunter actually transitioned in order to infiltrate Molotov Cocktease's mercenary organization and take it down from the inside... and also because she has gender dysphoria but ultimately sacrifices it to serve the country.

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u/EvergreenDwarf 9h ago

I thought him detransitioning was the reveal it was always only a ruse and he only took her org down as a means of eliminating all the smaller orgs to recentralize the hero/villain groups? 

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u/ChipsTheKiwi 9h ago

The only part that was a ruse was joining the Black Hearts, the same season later confirms the dysphoria and longing to transition are very real.

Hunter: "We have no secrets turns to group I MISS MY TITS! INSIDE OF THIS BODY IS A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN YEARNING TO BE HEARD!"

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u/SPACEFUNK 9h ago

And when Sgt Hatred gets his breasts removed "Two giant pillowy gifts from god!". I do think Hunter would be happier as a woman, but they definitely identify as a Spy above everything else.

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u/ChipsTheKiwi 9h ago

Hunters knows exactly where she's happiest, but more than that she knows where she's needed

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u/Impossible_Tea_7032 6h ago

Agents Gathers' pronouns are classified and you don't have the clearance, bucko

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u/TuneLate9844 9h ago

Yes, but Hunter constantly talks about missing his breasts and being a woman. He's just so sexist he doesn't think a woman can run a secret organization so he chooses tolives as a man.

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u/TemporalAcapella 8h ago

Naoto Shirogane be like

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u/TheGreatLuck 9h ago

Also they couldn't find a woman to do the voice acting when they first started the pilot.

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u/fantumn 7h ago

Loved it when she had no idea who Jackie O was at Hatred's dinner party.

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u/rahhra 10h ago

Nah, no one misgenders Wolf, except for the Fairy Godmother in the second, that line has aged perfectly for her character actually.

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u/Dazed_and_Confused44 10h ago

I was thinking about the Doris the bar tender but I totally forgot about the Wolf

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u/Strange-Trails-2000 7h ago

right i was like hold on now doris the bartender is not a villain

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u/WERK_7 7h ago

Not a villain in the movies but wasn't she an ugly stepsister? That's not not a villain

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u/Dazed_and_Confused44 7h ago

No shes not but I thought it had similar energy to making trans women villains in media all the time

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u/Beautiful-Clue6139 7h ago

She is 100% one of Cinderellas "ugly" stepsisters

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u/TheSirensMaiden 5h ago

Wasn't Doris confirmed trans in the DVD extras?

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u/DrankTheGenderFluid 10h ago

Except for that part in the musical which was wild

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u/TheJadeGoddess 9h ago

Never actually watched the musical. Turned it on one time. It got turned off right after that. Wtf.

From what I heard it got changed shortly afterwards. So I saw one of the early recordings of it I guess.

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u/DrankTheGenderFluid 9h ago

That's a shame the musical slaps def recommend

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u/DinoIslandGM 7h ago

Do I want to know what the line was? Like how bad was it?

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u/Mezmarine 10h ago

Yeah I totally thought dr gf was trans.

We could reframe it as "women who don't adhere to expectations of feminity are villains" and this would include trans, queer, and GNC people.

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u/Neokon Orange Flavored Gender Fluid 9h ago

Maybe it's because I was 10 when I first saw Venture Bros, but I remember seeing Dr. Girlfriend and think "haha she has a deep voice".

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u/Dazed_and_Confused44 8h ago

Im pretty sure that Dr. Girlfriend is intended to be a cis woman with a deep voice

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u/abadstrategy 6h ago

She is. They have flashbacks to her in college, before the five packs a day, where her voice is lighter

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u/Total_Network6312 10h ago

Interesting, never once crossed my mind Dr. GF was amab

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u/JustANoteToSay 8h ago

It’s a running gag in the first few seasons that thankfully they dropped.

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u/HallucinatedLottoNos 10h ago

Doris the Ugly Stepsister is just barely a villain in Shrek 2. And in the sequels she's a hero and part of Fiona's entourage.

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u/Seascorpious 9h ago

Yeah she's a very minor side character that doesn't even have enough screen time to make a statement about. The gruff masculine voice was definitely just a gag, maybe a tone deaf one if done nowadays.

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u/DiamondSentinel 9h ago edited 8h ago

It’s one of those cases where grading it on the curve of societal expectations at the time is more apt. A bit tone deaf, particularly now? Perhaps. But considerably more respectful than the bulk of its ilk, especially given her role in the sequel and how it handles her.

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u/Dazed_and_Confused44 8h ago

Yea I wouldnt call Doris a villain per se. I just think it has the same energy

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u/Dredgeon 10h ago

I guess but neither of these characters are really villains in a narrative sense. Both are very sympathetic from the perspective their respective media takes.

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u/Dazed_and_Confused44 8h ago

Doris isnt really a villian. Dr. Girlfriend is by definition a villian, but I understand what you mean given that shes clearly not an evil aligned character

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u/Representative-Low23 43m ago

But 'villan' is a career not a lifestyle choice. She's a bad guy, not a bad person.

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u/Turbulent_Road7115 9h ago

Doris was actually confirmed to be trans in the Shrek 3 extras section on the DVD.

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u/Dazed_and_Confused44 8h ago

Wait really? Im not sure if that makes it better or worse.

On one hand its LGBTQ representation from a character that isnt a villian. On the other hand, Doris is a conservative caricature of a trans woman and is literally intended to be the ugliest person in the land

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u/Turbulent_Road7115 8h ago

Yup, here’s the picture from the second DVD though I could of swore there was more on the third but I don’t care enough to fish it out of my attic.

It was clearly intended to be a 'haha trans woman ugly' joke but within the actual films her identity is respected and by the third film she’s both an ally on the good side and friends with Fiona and the other girls. It’s a pretty mixed bag but for the time not all that bad considering.

It meant a lot to me as a baby trans kid and I just thought she was cool though I think the trans kids of today deserve a whole lot better

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u/Dazed_and_Confused44 8h ago

I suppose the first film came all the way back in 2001 so I shouldnt be surprised that she is essentially a caricature of an ugly trans women, nor that the character was adapted as people somewhat started to realize which that trope is fucked up

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u/BoingBoingBooty 7h ago

OMG, this entire comment chain. Please all of you learn what a pantomime is.

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u/Dazed_and_Confused44 7h ago

Im confused as to how pantomime is related to this discussion. Where you looking for a different word?

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u/BoingBoingBooty 7h ago

Jesus Christ, do you need to be spoonfed everything?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pantomime

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pantomime_dame

If you still need it spelling out, Doris is a drag performer, not a trans woman.

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u/Turbulent_Road7115 7h ago

Coming in weirdly hot for a discussion about a character from Shrek. Fully aware of what a pantomime is and a pantomime dame but I don’t see why Doris specifically would be one??

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u/BoingBoingBooty 7h ago

Doris is cinderella's ugly step sister. Literally the most popular character in the most popular pantomime of all time. In no other form of media are the ugly stepsister ever portrayed as having a masculine appearance in heavy drag make up.
Every single thing in Shrek is a reference, but hey maybe that's the one character that is 100% original and not a reference to anything and just by complete coincidence is exactly the same as the most recognisable pantomime character of all time.

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u/Dazed_and_Confused44 7h ago

My bad. I was thinking of the wrong thing. Which according to the wikipedia you sent may be a geographical difference. I thought you were talking about this:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mime_artist

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u/BoingBoingBooty 7h ago

Pretty wild that the whole USA has been watching Shrek 2 for 22 years and just has had fundamentally no understanding of Doris the entire time.

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u/EvergreenDwarf 10h ago

According to the show creator that was an animation error, and the joke was always just Jackie Kennedy the chainsmoker sounding like a chainsmoker so the show creator could voice her. 

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u/NockerJoe 10h ago

Statement retracted and deleted then.

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u/GuhEnjoyer 7h ago

Nah its perpetuating the trope that villains are hot and I wanna choke on whatever they're packing :3

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u/CitizenPremier 1h ago

But like, the "villains" in the Venture Brothers are more like the good guys than the main characters

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u/Anti-Ultimate 6h ago

Idk if its canon supposedly Doris was turned into a woman by the fairy godmother (shown on the Shrek 2 DVD Bonus features)

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u/Maybeyesmaybeno 4h ago

But wasn't she also smart, attractive, and competent when most other villains around her weren't? I always took her as a trans-woman being betrayed as a badass. Which I always thought was a amazing leap forward for media. She was never portrayed as sleazy, or creepy, or a degenerate. I liked that.

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u/That_sounded_bad 2h ago

I mean, if you’ve ever seen doc hammer speak in person, all of that would track.

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u/Sickle_Rick 8h ago

While Dr. Mrs. The Monarch isn't trans herself, she is definitely a trans icon

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u/Sharessa84 6h ago

I just love her because she normalizes deep voiced sexy women.

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u/thebluerayxx 6h ago

Her and Shego infected my brain matter as a youngling and there is no cure necessary.

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u/Smgth 🖤🖤🖤 5h ago

Or Kathleen Turner!

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u/Express_Conference27 3h ago

Kathleen Turner did play a trans woman on Friends, Chandler’s father, and does not regret it, even though the character was constantly mispronouned. Turner said that Friends co-creator Marta Kauffman pitched the character to her as “a woman [Turner] playing a man [Chandler’s father, Charles] playing a woman [Las Vegas drag performer Helena Handbasket]”.

In 2023, the 68-year-old said she would not take the role now, but it was different in 2001. She said casting a trans actress was never considered, so it didn’t occur to her that she could be taking a role from a trans performer.

Marta Kauffman has apologized for some dialogue and how the character was handled. We kept referring to her as Chandler's father, even though Chandler's father was trans. [Did it again!]…Pronouns were not yet something that I understood. So we didn't refer to that character as 'she.' That was a mistake." Yikes.

The whole thing was wack, but I like Turner.

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u/bumbletowne 3h ago

Shohreh aghdashloo

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u/JustTryingTo_Pass 10h ago

The girls do say

“Okay can I ask you another one?” And Dr. Mrs. The Monarch says “yeah sure”

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u/QizilbashWoman 10h ago

Because they weren’t asking that; it doesn’t feel like that is what they care about

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u/JustTryingTo_Pass 10h ago

The way I interpret it is they were going to ask that.

It’s why they say “can I ask you another one?” Because “are you in the right bathroom?” was gonna be their first question.

And leaving it out of this four panel changes that context.

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u/Chewy2121 9h ago

I don’t think so?

A previous scene has the girls watch Dr. Girlfriend enter the restaurant with Phantom Limb and Hank makes up a story about Limb’s backstory. They also don’t hear Girlfriend’s voice until that scene. So it’s hard to assume they didn’t see her as more than some supervillain arm candy.

I always figured it was two fashionable girls asking an older woman where she got her look. Dr. girlfriend also stays and chats, so it seems even she didn’t sense hostility instead of walking away.

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u/abadstrategy 6h ago

They were never going to ask that, though? Sheila is used to people asking her about it and makes an assumption. They hadn't heard her voice up to that point, and had no reason to question it. She's well known for being amazingly attractive, and for being a villain, so it's more her expectation vs their unrelated curiosity that sets up the joke

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u/_heavy_emo_shoegaze_ 10h ago

And that’s the end of the scene?

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u/JustTryingTo_Pass 10h ago

Here is a sanitized link to a short with the scene.

https://youtube.com/shorts/TxZ0qI1-rBw

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u/HappyFamily0131 4h ago

It's interesting to me how oddly not-distracting I find the voice of Dr Girlfriend/Mrs The Monarch.

Like, jokes like this one are fine, but when they come up in the show I always feel a flash of momentary confusion, because I somehow just straight-up forget that her voice is unusual. And it is! It's intentionally very unusual, and yet I somehow keep forgetting. Is that anybody else? Why is that?

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u/HutSutRaw 3h ago

Because the person is actually an extremely interesting character and not one joke

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u/Clon120 2h ago

Yeah, but why is her voice like that?, i don't know nothing about the show, am just curious

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u/Trim-Queen Streak: 0 2h ago

It just is, no explanation is given

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u/Clon120 2h ago

Oh, okey, thanks (it is not sarcasm)

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u/theucm 1h ago

They just explain she's a pack a day smoker since 1989. Ish.

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u/brodydwight 1h ago

In the show its never explained, she is seen smoking a few times but that is just theory crafting.

Outside the show ive heard that they were going to get a female actress but when the shows creators read her lines they thought it would be funny if it was that deep voice.

Ive also heard shes a porody of Jacqueline Kennedy who apparently had a gruff voice.

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u/Clon120 1h ago

Oohhh, thanks :D

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u/diamondpython 50m ago

As with almost anything on the Venture Bros, it’s a reference. In this case, the joke is that she’s Jackie Kennedy. She was introduced in Jackie’s iconic outfit, and Jackie was famous for having a very deep voice.

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u/TheEasternTwink 1h ago

I think it’s either implied or just head-cannoned she’s trans there’s a few times it’s implied but u think only like once in the early season

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u/KaiJustissCW 1h ago

It's very heavily stated she's not. There are a few instances in the first two seasons where people ask about it and spread rumors.

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u/Animaloffear56 19m ago

I think that was the original intent, her original design had an Adam's apple even, but as they moved away from edgier humor they prob realuzed it wouldn't go over well

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u/chainer1216 46m ago

Turns out things are only weird when youre not used to it and that given enough time anything can become "normal".

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u/QizilbashWoman 10h ago

She is my idol

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u/_9x9 9h ago

After this she accidentally rizzes them up. I love it

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u/KonoMichiWa 10h ago

Honestly dr girlfriend made it easier for me to accept my deep voice as a trans woman

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u/rathemighty 9h ago

I wanna know if she actually did end up joining the Guild, as per Dr Mrs The Monarch’s suggestion

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u/JustANoteToSay 8h ago edited 7h ago

No she moved to Florida and became an evangelical Christian. She got one tossed off line writing her out when she could have been amazing.

Everyone saying this is just a cover story needs to link me to your fan fiction about her adventures.

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u/The_Doctor_Bear 7h ago

She got written out because fans were obnoxious about her and the show creators thought it was funny to do that.

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u/DenverPostIronic 4h ago

I can't remember if it was Doc or Jackson who said "Any time a fan tells me their unsolicited idea for a storyline, even if I already planned to do that, I change it because I refuse to give them the satisfaction of being able to say 'that was my idea' to their stupid friends."

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u/loudpaperclips 7h ago

Both characters were destined for the axe after the divorce of one voice actor and the creator of the show

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u/Thulcandra-native 8h ago

That definitely doesn’t cross off the possibility she made the move for professional villainy lol

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u/rathemighty 8h ago

Really? That SUCKS

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u/Urbane_One 8h ago

IIRC she became a born-again christian and moved to florida or something

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u/TheoryResponsible295 8h ago

But that could be a guild cover. We dont know for sure.

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u/aneristix ♡ a non-prophet of eris ♡ 9h ago

shes so iconic

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u/gurgle90000 7h ago

Whenever I hear or see or even eat asiago cheese I hear her voice saying "it tastes like the inside of an old thermos"

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u/Strength-Certain I'm a smart-ass - Streak: 85 10h ago

Whatever, girl - your makeup is fire

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u/Flat-Limit5595 5h ago

Honestly i cant imagine dr mrs the monarch with a female voice. The shock of it went away after a few episodes and it just felt right after that.

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u/The_MadMage_Halaster 2h ago

I think the one time we hear her with a more feminine voice is in the flashback episode at the university, and even then it's still gravelly just not as deep because the lung damage hasn't progressed as much.

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u/iamnotcreative123456 56m ago

She is one of my favorite characters in venture bros I love her so much

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u/shadow_fen genderfluid femboy (dms open) - Streak: 4 10h ago

fym what color it's red🥀

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u/KitsuneFoxglove 10h ago

could be magenta, could be salmon, could be carnation, flamingo, or a thousand others that are kinda similar

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u/SlerpDeprivation 200 fl. oz. of gender 10h ago

“Magenta” 😂😂😂😂

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u/moontraveler12 8h ago

What's wrong with magenta 😭

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u/SlerpDeprivation 200 fl. oz. of gender 8h ago

No idea tbh. Idk why people are offended by magenta followed by laughing emojis😭

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u/moontraveler12 8h ago

No I'm asking you what's wrong with magenta, it seems like you're making fun of it

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u/SlerpDeprivation 200 fl. oz. of gender 8h ago

Oh no I love magenta. It’s my second favorite dye in Minecraft. I just felt like making a joke where the punchline was stupid

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u/moontraveler12 8h ago

I'm stumped honestly, you're gonna have to explain the punchline

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u/SlerpDeprivation 200 fl. oz. of gender 8h ago

The punchline is that magenta is something you don’t laugh at. It’s meant to be bizarre

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u/pikoubird 7h ago

dw i laughed at it

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u/[deleted] 8h ago

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u/SlerpDeprivation 200 fl. oz. of gender 8h ago

Oh no, the intention was to sort of convey mocking but in like an ironic sort of way

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u/mwilke 6h ago

Yeah I think you’re gonna need to workshop that one

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u/daddy_tops 3h ago

They’re replied to someone who also used an emoji

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u/Jewronski 10h ago

hey can you go to the store and pick me up the red lipstick, you know the one i'm sure

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u/boolocap professional idiot 10h ago

Gonna have me looking like this: https://youtu.be/zbHPHW77C-4

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u/Citrus_little 9h ago

Its actually "Pink Poodle" 🐩

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u/Ok-Show-7438 ace enby 10h ago

Have you never seen a lipstick before?

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u/shadow_fen genderfluid femboy (dms open) - Streak: 4 10h ago

shhhhhhh im ragebaiting

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u/CrowQueen2002 4h ago

Not now sweaty, Mommy’s cyber bullying

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u/A_SpellingMistake 32m ago

Sweaty 😂😭

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u/memisbemus42069 9h ago

The character on the right is looking for the specific shade, the character on the left responds by saying “pink poodle”

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u/pchlster 10h ago

Colour names can get rather creative; depending on which dealership you asked, my parents' old car was either "brushed brass" or "metallic champagne."

If you're looking to get the same lipstick and you can see the brand, you might still want to know what exactly they decided to name it.

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u/redditalt1999 10h ago

Yeah but any old red won't be the same and she knows she likes that shade because she's using it. Dr. Girlfriend goes on to explain you can get it by being a member of the guild and the other woman is just ????

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u/Stunt_-_Cock 3h ago

It's Vermillion-Ochre.

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u/CoffeeXKing 10h ago

Could be Vermillion, if it has sparkly stuff, it may be a different name as well.

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u/mwilke 9h ago

Vermillion is a red shade (sometimes red-orange); it doesn’t mean it has sparkles. It also wouldn’t help much to narrow down a specific lipstick shade if you were looking for it in a store.

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u/CoffeeXKing 9h ago

I know the shade, the sparkly stuff was an addendum, as in it may be part of the name of the lipstick.

I.e Vermillion passion, instead of just say, Vermillion. That's what I mean.

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u/MirrorMan22102018 3h ago

I remember hearing that the canonical explanation for her deep voice is because she was once a heavy smoker.

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u/Present_Character241 1h ago

She still smokes behind The Monarch's back

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u/Complete_Squirrel942 9h ago

What show?

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u/APeculiarGriffin 9h ago

Venture bros.

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u/Complete_Squirrel942 5h ago

Thank you! <3

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u/Ventronik 1h ago

It is a fun watch. The first season is very episodic and episodes have little connection with one another. Season 2 is when you start feeling like a conspiracy theorist connecting episodes to pop culture with a string wall.

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u/GovernorMarley1 8h ago

Yeah, just spending years transitioning so I can get past the terrifying security posted in front of every bathroom.

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u/GovernorMarley1 7h ago

Dih? Are you an actual child? Do your parents know you're on the Internet talking to the scary transes?

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u/Chickabee25 8h ago

Nice projection bud

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u/countwithchickenlady-ModTeam 7h ago

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