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u/ConflictWestern1383 15h ago
This could be one of the strangest things I've ever seen on this sub. And that's saying something.
...yeah.
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u/infiniZii 15h ago
Ive seen a LOT stranger. This is just an interesting thought experiment. Strange? Definitely. But hardly eldritch.
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u/Zestyclose_Bed_8207 15h ago
😢
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u/infiniZii 15h ago
Aww. I really liked it! It just didn't shake my concept of reality to the point I was driven insane and murdered my entire family. Wait... was that what you were going for?!?! YOU MONSTER!
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u/Zestyclose_Bed_8207 15h ago
Well, I wasn't going for it then, but now I have a goal 😂
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u/infiniZii 15h ago
Anyways, love your work! Keep up the good work! (Or not. Im not going to make you feel bad if you decide to take up gardening)
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u/Meowrulf 13h ago
It's not, because there are quite the eldritch horror on here, but also this is a repost...
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u/Zestyclose_Bed_8207 11h ago
sorry me asking, how frowned upon are reposts?
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u/Meowrulf 11h ago
Rarely, some people doesn't even realize, but your story is too distinctive to not know after reading the first line 😂
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u/Zestyclose_Bed_8207 15h ago
Thank you! ^_^ Glad to hear it!
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u/ConflictWestern1383 15h ago
No it was definitely intriguing. Just... a lil weird 😭 well put-together though.
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u/Zestyclose_Bed_8207 15h ago
I tried to make it mostly about how pointless arguments distract from serious issues 😂
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u/flatscancomics 15h ago
Your comics are so FUCKING WEIRD I love them and I love you
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u/Zestyclose_Bed_8207 15h ago
Thank you! 😂 I wanted to make a comic about how we get bogged down in pointless debates and serious issues get sidelined because it is way easier to talk about weird abstract shit
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u/the_last_n00b 11h ago
Hey, I'm just saying that if the majority picks the blue button then nobody... wait, no, was it the red button? I don't remember. /s
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u/EdStufff 13h ago
Hey, just wanted to say thank you. I was procrastinating some stuff but this really told me I had enough reddit for the day and got me off the phone.
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u/dumnezero Art enjoyer 14h ago
This is a repost, right? I remember more panels...
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u/Zestyclose_Bed_8207 14h ago
Yes, it's a repost, so I can sell the shirt. You should be seeing 16 pages
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u/sudomatrix 10h ago
I'm good man. I will not be wearing this particular shirt. At least not in public. Maybe at the dog park.
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u/Vuyol 14h ago
This is interesting, but kinda pointless because multiple women and men have been caught recently having sex with actual dogs, girls are selling this as OF content apparently ( multiple florida cases)
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u/Zestyclose_Bed_8207 13h ago
My point in the comic was that it is pointless, and we should be focusing on bigger issues like the woman in the interview at the end.
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u/sudomatrix 10h ago
Dude just really wants to have sex with a dog. Any excuse will do. 'It was a robot', 'it was asking for it', 'I'm part dog, myself', 'all sentient beings should be free to love who they want'.
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u/Zestyclose_Bed_8207 9h ago
I tried to show that he doesn't want to have sex with the dog, because he always has a flaccid penis when looking at a dog.
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u/sudomatrix 8h ago
He needs a fluffer. Fluffy the Fluffer.
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u/Zestyclose_Bed_8207 7h ago
Well, in the story he fantasies about Carol, his best friend's girlfriend
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u/ttogreh 15h ago
If anyone buys a shirt with this on it, they are absolutely depraved and should be nowhere near livestock or companion animals.
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u/Zestyclose_Bed_8207 15h ago edited 15h ago
I love the shirt, and would highly recommend it. The design was drawn by a professional and it looks great, trust me!
Edit: I'm fucking stupid. If you look at the end, the shirt isn't related to this weird dog chapter
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u/Slenderman_00 15h ago
https://theonion.com/onion-talks-hypothetically-it-would-be-okay-to-have-se-1819595709/