r/classywomen • u/bittybruh • 2h ago

Jessica Chastain NSFW

1.1k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/mindphuse3 2h ago

“Sell me this pen.”

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u/Big_Kahuna_69 2h ago

I have never envied a pen in my life…until now.

3

u/milkymonkey8 2h ago

you never joined the PEN15 appreciation club?

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u/herefornothing2 1h ago

My wife used to masturbate with a pen 😂

1

u/DrinkOk1642 42m ago

"Magic" Marker?

23

u/Ashwilliams2814 2h ago

Lucky pen.

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u/GoldResourceOO2 2h ago

Chestain

C’mon, you’re all thinking it

3

u/Additional-Visual-63 2h ago

Dammit, beat me to it! Lol

4

u/Stoic_Mashed_Potato 1h ago

Beat my meat to it.

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u/Additional-Visual-63 1h ago

I can appreciate that honesty

7

u/Candid_Speaker3517 2h ago

I so want to be that marker cap!!

3

u/tvrbob 2h ago

I also choose to be his dead wife's marker cap.

3

u/MTMax5-56_45-70 2h ago

I like the way she's pushing the pen into her breast.

3

u/RAVObserver 2h ago

I almost panicked for a sec. I thought the pen was her nips. I was like “holy smoking toledos— oh wait, phew.” 🤣😅

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u/Krebs-Cyclist 2h ago

Oh dear god.

3

u/Sammy_Dog 1h ago

I like that dress.

2

u/Terrible-Slip-8914 2h ago

Yes yes yummy

2

u/ChardeeMacDennisGoG 2h ago

I don't think I've ever been jealous of a pen....until today.

2

u/Mediocre-Sentence-72 1h ago

I wish I was a pen...

Or at the very least Oscar Isaac

2

u/DirkPitt1982 1h ago

That pen would make a fortune on eBay.

1

u/No_Cable_3346 2h ago

Pen15 club

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u/HansTheGruber 2h ago

Righty is always trying to escape. Gotta prod it back into line.

1

u/UsedDimension7373 2h ago

Probably picked it up at Pen Island.

1

u/Academic_Cook_4558 2h ago

Wish I was the sharpie

1

u/Aggravating_West3619 1h ago

Damn, even a pen is luckier than me / once again, screwed by the cosmos

1

u/Living-Fortune-6178 1h ago

Lucky sharpie

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u/Forsaken-Place-927 1h ago

At least someone is calling it a sharpie finally…..

1

u/wasatch_man1 1h ago

Seems to enjoy that hard constant poke in the tit

1

u/CaptDrofdarb 1h ago

I see what your doing there

1

u/celeb_lover95 1h ago

Gosh! What a tease