r/chutyapa • u/_NineZero_ • 6h ago

koi haramkhor general bhooka na soye. The new Health Advisor for KPK is a haramkhor army general Nigar Johar Khan who is now investigating Sehat Card in KPK. 🤡. How dare PTI provider free healthcare for the masses.

41 Upvotes

r/chutyapa • u/_NineZero_ • 16h ago

Pakistan worst hit by hunger in South Asia. Thank you asim munir, haramkhor army and PMLUN.

65 Upvotes

r/chutyapa • u/Billi_Wallah • 18h ago

Hamid Mir's column in Jang about Imran Khan deleted from Epaper and online edition. But still available in print. asim munir and PMLUN are so afraid of Imran Khan's name

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68 Upvotes

r/chutyapa • u/Solid_Snake49 • 19h ago

بہترین | Iz very naaice! How to measure things like a Lahori?

11 Upvotes

r/chutyapa • u/_NineZero_ • 22h ago

Koi haramkhor general bhooka na soye. general (retd) Zafar Iqbal appointed as special assistant to the prime minister on energy. 🤡

22 Upvotes

r/chutyapa • u/Sea-Win1157 • 1d ago

دکھی داستان | Sad Facebook forward On November 21, 1999, an Asian black bear at Lahore Zoo dragged a toddler into its enclosure and killed him. The guard fired a warning shot but refused to kill the bear, claiming that the animal was precious.

23 Upvotes

r/chutyapa • u/BadtameezMunda • 1d ago

What a weird world we live in

26 Upvotes

r/chutyapa • u/Billi_Wallah • 1d ago

After a helicopter crashed in Quetta, no civilians brother to help put out the fire or even help the pilots/soldiers inside. Just made video of it and carried on with life

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51 Upvotes

r/chutyapa • u/Billi_Wallah • 1d ago

Anti terrorism operations have begun in kpk under governor rule

66 Upvotes

r/chutyapa • u/Billi_Wallah • 1d ago

World's number 1 mineral salesman asim munir fulfilling his promise to his Ameeki masters. This is why Governor rule in KPK was necessary.

32 Upvotes

r/chutyapa • u/KrabbyGrabby • 1d ago

سیاسی سیاپہ | Chutyapa News Network Asim Munir Addressing What Terrifies Him Instead of Terrorism

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53 Upvotes

r/chutyapa • u/_NineZero_ • 1d ago

haramkhor army after ordering news channels to stop reporting on terrorist attacks in Pakistan.

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61 Upvotes

r/chutyapa • u/Billi_Wallah • 1d ago

A very short history of Pakistan army.

192 Upvotes

r/chutyapa • u/Upper_Cicada_3478 • 1d ago

ممنوعہ ویب سائٹ پوسٹ | X-Post PM of "Islamic" Republic of Pakistan praying for the Pope, referring to him as "His Holiness".

0 Upvotes

Meanwhile, active in the killings of Pashtoons, Kashmiris and Pashtoons.

r/chutyapa • u/_NineZero_ • 1d ago

Look at the number of laughing emojis under ISPRs post about soldiers funeral. The next generation will grow up hating them from day one. Thank you asim munir and PMLUN.

178 Upvotes

r/chutyapa • u/_NineZero_ • 2d ago

This is what a cult looks like. Cult of PMLUN.

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68 Upvotes

r/chutyapa • u/_NineZero_ • 2d ago

This is Pakistan's so called defence minister on twitter. The P is PMLUN stands for perverts. Thank you asim munir and haramkhor army for this.

38 Upvotes

r/chutyapa • u/Billi_Wallah • 2d ago

Terrorism is finished. If nobody reports on it, then it doesn't exist. This is how Pakistan army operates

30 Upvotes

r/chutyapa • u/Billi_Wallah • 2d ago

Police have opened fire leading to deaths and fatal injuries among the common people in KP NSFW

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91 Upvotes

r/chutyapa • u/Billi_Wallah • 2d ago

Police surrendered to the people

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40 Upvotes

r/chutyapa • u/Billi_Wallah • 2d ago

Software updated. Let's hope he never see the sun again

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69 Upvotes

r/chutyapa • u/0xahs404 • 2d ago

دکھی داستان | Sad Facebook forward PTI Supporters ❌ AWAM ✔️

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38 Upvotes

r/chutyapa • u/Billi_Wallah • 2d ago

All over KPK, people are protesting against governor rule. They being fired on with tear gas, and live ammunition

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40 Upvotes

r/chutyapa • u/Billi_Wallah • 2d ago

Police in Khyber have surrendered to the people and are in their custody

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32 Upvotes

r/chutyapa • u/Billi_Wallah • 2d ago

Despite multiple injuries and deaths, people of Peshawar are still standing strong

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93 Upvotes

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