I just wanted to post a small little review of this cereal because I’ve literally been looking anywhere and everywhere online, and I literally can’t find a single one. That struck me as super weird, by the way. It’s almost like every review was negative and they’re being swept under the rug lol.
So anyways I got a box of these, figuring they would be somewhat similar to Kellogg’s Frosted Flakes, obviously a little bit less quality. However, when I decided to have a bowl of cereal not long ago, I was severely disappointed. When I went to take my first bite, my brain already painted a picture with all the details. Taste, texture, etc.
My brain was not just thrown for a loop, it was loosely strapped to a launched rocket wildly spiraling out of control. The taste is in the ballpark of what Kellogg’s brand tastes like, but the texture….
What in the actual merciful deity was done in the creation of this cereal to produce such a vile, haunting, downright evil texture that’s present in this cereal? I have no way to form a comprehensive description that does the skin-crawling factor of the texture justice.
I’d say it’s like eating mounds of soggy wax paper and mud, but that would be an insult to wax paper and mud.
Seriously, who was 1. In charge of creating this despicable children’s cereal? 2. The food study participants who tested the cereal? And 3. The corporate members of the company responsible for allowing this disgrace of a breakfast cereal to leave the factory?
This is by far, no exaggeration whatsoever, the single worst breakfast food I’ve ever had the misfortune of consuming in my entire life. I’m baffled by this absolute gutter ball of a lifetime.
Shame on all involved in its creation and distribution.
0/10 I legitimately would not recommend this whatsoever to anyone unless it’s life or death.