r/cats • u/BonolotaSen23 • 1d ago
Video - Not OC Find a guy who looks at you like this!!
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Taken from tomasitoyorke on ig
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u/Lazy_Importance_3135 1d ago
Those fully dilated pupils mean they’re ready to attack lol
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u/desisinglechokra Bombay 1d ago
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u/Pixel_Knight 1d ago
He is too docile for that. I think in this situation it means he just came home from the vet and is still drugged.
I think he is just vibing and riding his high.
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u/ParliamentaryBling 1d ago
This kitten looks like it wants to attack and fall asleep at the same time, so cuteee!
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u/Ill-Stretches 1d ago
Bro’s calculating the exact trajectory of the ankle bite
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u/FarewellJava 1d ago
Oh he's looking up, he's going for the face/hands.
I had a feral kitten who when he was tiny learned that leaping and hissing at people's faces made them leave him alone. It was extremely effective and terrifying lol. He ended up sleeping on me and getting belly rubs though, eventually.
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u/CrazySpiderGirl 1d ago
Or blind. My Buba always looks like that. I think I have a picture on this account.
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u/SaltyInternetPirate 1d ago
I'm pretty sure they mean the kitty has poor eyesight. At any available light they should contract a lot more than we see here.
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u/flooferine 1d ago
Please don't, those are "IMMA THROW SOME PAWS" eyes and we don't put up with that shii from anything on 2 legs 😅
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u/HSTEHSTE 1d ago
The humble pet chicken begs to differ! 🐓
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u/Bluefooted-Spaceorc 1d ago
I have had moral arguments with myself about eating beef as cows are pretty chill animals. Pork is kinda the same but not nearly as good of an argument because pigs will eat anything. I am 100% for consuming chicken because those feathery present day dinos would have human factory farms if they were in charge.
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u/scuffedTravels 1d ago
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u/BanonoChonk 1d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/OjcgNyyrEThiDgISPZ
Pet the damn cat 🥺
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u/Serious_Key_3846 1d ago
Black eyes either AI, ready to attack, or demonically possessed.
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u/Professional-Emu7786 1d ago
I look like this when I leave the Ophthalmologist (because of the drug used to dilate my eyes) and I can concur that I am ready to attack.
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u/Sister_Rays_mainline 1d ago
Sometimes that cat, he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. Y'know the thing about a cat, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'... until he bites ya. And those black eyes roll over white, and then... oh, then you hear that terrible high-pitch screamin', the ocean turns red, and spite of all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces." [1]
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u/Beta_323 1d ago
That's the cat murder mode stare
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u/froopadiddilydoop 1d ago
His pupils are dilated, he’s hunting you, you’re probably dead by the time I post this…
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u/no1_vern 1d ago
Innocence looks good on cats and children. Not so much if you're looking for a guy to spend your life with.
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u/nanarocxie Siamese (Modern) 1d ago
Question my boy Kona does this with his eyes but most times he's just laying in the floor looking at me. Never pouncing or anything though. Is that something some cats do?
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u/murkfury 1d ago
The thing about a kitten, it's got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When it comes at you it doesn't seem to be livin'... until he bites you, and those black eyes roll over white.
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u/MCMXCIV9 21h ago
That is killer eyes. He want to kill you or just bite you hand hard enough for it to hurt but you still going to say aww, so cute .
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u/wrxninja 1d ago
I'm sorry but I think I was being conned to give some free rent and cat food...IT'S THE EYES I SWEAR.
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u/Extension-While7536 1d ago
I don't think I'd ever want any man looking at me with their pupils that dilated...
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u/PuzzleheadedLoss3391 1d ago
But make sure the guy looks at you like that while you are awake and not while you are sleeping
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u/violentte_ends 1d ago
That only works for cats. Humans would get the pepper spray right in the dilated eyeballs.
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u/Ok-Habit6429 1d ago
I don’t think it can get any better than this. What a beautiful blessing from God.
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u/Fluffy_Toe6334 1d ago
Go to the smoking area of a nightclub or go to a rave. Lots of very dilated pupils
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u/legit_doom_scroller 1d ago
Like they want to murder and not eat you?
Ehhh…..it’s something I guess
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u/Human_Dragonfly7464 1d ago
He looks like he's about to beat some red ninjas and put them in cobwebs!
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u/AoT_ChasMann 1d ago
I had a kitten like that but he passed away due to a negligent vet surgeon. He would look up at me with the most adoring eyes. 💔
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u/i_Ainsley_harriott_i 1d ago
Find a guy that looks at you like this to call him "needy", "desperate", "clingy"
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