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Video - Not OC Find a guy who looks at you like this!!

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u/Lazy_Importance_3135 1d ago

Those fully dilated pupils mean they’re ready to attack lol

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u/desisinglechokra Bombay 1d ago

Innocent face in the middle of causing trouble!!!

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u/newbhere12 1d ago

right.. all she has to do is look at me with these angelic eyes of hers and I forget all about whatever it was she was doing

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u/Ok-Habit6429 1d ago

And you can’t keep from loving them more every day.

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u/bush_wrangler 1d ago

My cats ready to attack the food bowl

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u/Pixel_Knight 1d ago

He is too docile for that. I think in this situation it means he just came home from the vet and is still drugged. 

I think he is just vibing and riding his high. 

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u/red286 1d ago

That'd be my guess. Only time I've ever seen one of my cats like that that didn't result in a pounce within 5 seconds was when they came home from surgery.

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u/Ordinary_Release9538 1d ago

Oops all pupes

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u/pedanticPandaPoo 1d ago

I watch the documentary puss in boots. He's vicious.

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u/RosseeYumMochii 1d ago

he’s not looking at her, he’s assessing the threat 😭

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u/ParliamentaryBling 1d ago

This kitten looks like it wants to attack and fall asleep at the same time, so cuteee!

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u/Ill-Stretches 1d ago

Bro’s calculating the exact trajectory of the ankle bite

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u/FarewellJava 1d ago

Oh he's looking up, he's going for the face/hands.

I had a feral kitten who when he was tiny learned that leaping and hissing at people's faces made them leave him alone. It was extremely effective and terrifying lol. He ended up sleeping on me and getting belly rubs though, eventually.

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u/tatom4 1d ago

😹

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u/CrazySpiderGirl 1d ago

Or blind. My Buba always looks like that. I think I have a picture on this account.

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u/SaltyInternetPirate 1d ago

I'm pretty sure they mean the kitty has poor eyesight. At any available light they should contract a lot more than we see here.

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u/Inside_Ad_7162 1d ago

that cat is about to launch a tornado attack XD

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u/PrestonHarrisonLane 1d ago

Thats the face right before absolute chaos breaks loose.

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u/Mojo_Jojo__0 1d ago

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u/SenseisSifu 1d ago

... remember he does this right before he attacks lol

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u/flooferine 1d ago

Please don't, those are "IMMA THROW SOME PAWS" eyes and we don't put up with that shii from anything on 2 legs 😅

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u/HSTEHSTE 1d ago

The humble pet chicken begs to differ! 🐓

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u/Banguskahn 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/xUA7bguaF6hjMnSRxK

Not chicken drums… chicken barrels

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u/flooferine 1d ago

I stand corrected!

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u/Bluefooted-Spaceorc 1d ago

I have had moral arguments with myself about eating beef as cows are pretty chill animals. Pork is kinda the same but not nearly as good of an argument because pigs will eat anything. I am 100% for consuming chicken because those feathery present day dinos would have human factory farms if they were in charge.

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u/fullrev 1d ago

My cat used to look like your cat, then carbs happened

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u/kittiemommy 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/scuffedTravels 1d ago

Last time he looked at me like this lmao

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u/DroidLord 1d ago

No ragrets.

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u/srout_fed 1d ago

Oh damn!

What did you do?

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u/scuffedTravels 1d ago

We were just playing, nothing crazy.

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u/Lazy_Laugh2597 23h ago

Usename hahaha 100% checks out

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u/Accomplished-Taro-53 1d ago

Like this?

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u/Serious_Key_3846 1d ago

Black eyes either AI, ready to attack, or demonically possessed.

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u/Grigori_the_Lemur Void 1d ago

I am willing to risk certain death to be looked at like this.

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u/300m2Winkelplezier 1d ago

Hell yeah!!🤘

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u/Dansebr93 1d ago

The kitty looks just like my boy, Baseball.

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u/Professional-Emu7786 1d ago

I look like this when I leave the Ophthalmologist (because of the drug used to dilate my eyes) and I can concur that I am ready to attack.

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u/Sister_Rays_mainline 1d ago

Sometimes that cat, he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. Y'know the thing about a cat, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'... until he bites ya. And those black eyes roll over white, and then... oh, then you hear that terrible high-pitch screamin', the ocean turns red, and spite of all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces." [1]

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u/Beta_323 1d ago

That's the cat murder mode stare

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u/SwordfishNo712 1d ago

But it's not gonna muder u right?

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u/300m2Winkelplezier 1d ago

It is going to muder the shit out of you!

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u/listlesscow 1d ago

Looks like Grogu.

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u/ArtoriasAbysswanker 1d ago

He's clearly scanning for an opening to attack lol, too adorable

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u/aladdingdong 1d ago

Eyes of a killer or killer eyes?

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u/1TiredPrsn 1d ago

¿Porque no los dos?

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u/AccidentalExpert404 1d ago

Show this to people who don't like cats.

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u/toomanymarbles83 1d ago

Black eyes, like a doll's eye...

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u/froopadiddilydoop 1d ago

His pupils are dilated, he’s hunting you, you’re probably dead by the time I post this…

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u/DroidLord 1d ago

Lol. His ears are upright though, so he's probably just high 😂

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u/tatom4 1d ago

😹😹😹

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u/Xobeloot 1d ago

stinkin adorable!

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u/ePawDen 21h ago

The little paws on the knee AND the head tilt. Whatever he’s asking for, the answer is already yes 😭

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u/kwil449 1d ago

Big beautiful orange eyes.

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u/DontBlameMe4444 1d ago

So cute but also might kill you I love cats

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u/Lbboos 1d ago

I am MELTING!!!

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u/MoonMoon143 1d ago

He is hyper vigilant and protecting his human

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u/goatedbootycheeks 1d ago

he's in loveee

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u/Cal-pak 1d ago

"Give me food, Give me food, Give me food, Give me food.

No, he said keep my eyes focused on it's brain to get the waves through it's skull.

Give me food, Give me food, Give me food, Give me food."

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u/no1_vern 1d ago

Innocence looks good on cats and children. Not so much if you're looking for a guy to spend your life with.

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u/Complex_Art5991 1d ago

So precious! You need more than 1!

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u/amgery-catto 1d ago

SO CUTE!!!! 😭😭

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u/Mediocre_sabse234 1d ago

omw to a sehlter to get a cat 🥹

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u/DifferentSquirrel667 1d ago

Green flag? Nah, this is a whole white flag of surrender 😭🤍

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u/nanarocxie Siamese (Modern) 1d ago

Question my boy Kona does this with his eyes but most times he's just laying in the floor looking at me. Never pouncing or anything though. Is that something some cats do?

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u/Cerridwyn_Morgana 1d ago

What a beautiful boy. 😍

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u/completelytrustworth 1d ago

that boy is in murder mode

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u/sdoiaf 1d ago

My lil fella gives me that exact look right before he demands breakfast. Looks terrifying, actually harmless.

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u/pinuscontortas 1d ago

Murder eyes

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u/FirefighterSlow1985 1d ago

Oh God, how innocent and lovely he is.

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u/Substantial_Bet_6766 1d ago

Who needs a guy?

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u/sllvr 1d ago

squish that cat, give them a hug

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u/Salty_Salty4 1d ago

They're real life angels and I bet on it

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u/julianfabela1 1d ago

What cat breed is this?

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u/popoiied 1d ago

I know he’s about to attack but he’s just too cute 🥹

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u/murkfury 1d ago

The thing about a kitten, it's got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When it comes at you it doesn't seem to be livin'... until he bites you, and those black eyes roll over white.

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u/Chillivanilli666 20h ago

Gadse ist Widerspruch in sich. Lieben wir ❤️

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u/MCMXCIV9 21h ago

That is killer eyes. He want to kill you or just bite you hand hard enough for it to hurt but you still going to say aww, so cute .

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u/ro536ud 1d ago

“I will kill you if you do not gimme Churu in 5 second”

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u/TTStardust 1d ago

🥹🥹🥹

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u/Loud-Grapefruit-1057 1d ago

He is soooooo cute 😭😭

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u/DBFargie 1d ago

Cats got murder eyes, watch out!

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u/Ok_Question_1493 1d ago

Que ternura 😌

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u/wrxninja 1d ago

I'm sorry but I think I was being conned to give some free rent and cat food...IT'S THE EYES I SWEAR.

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u/WanderingPixelsz 1d ago

Such a cutee

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u/1Northward_Bound 1d ago

how much acid must a person take to get their eyes that dilated?

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u/narfoleptix 1d ago

That cat is on a lap looking horizontally at a toy.

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u/VinnieONeill 1d ago

Pet the cat!

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u/Lord_Emperor 1d ago

That kitten is about to do his best to kill you.

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u/babynessas 1d ago

Muy lindo!!

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u/NotJebediahKerman 1d ago

that's the "if you die I'm eating your body to survive" look. It's cute.

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u/exgiexpcv 1d ago

That's a gorgeous wee fella!

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u/jay_rodsep 1d ago

That’s murder mode

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u/RaunakA_ 1d ago

OMG 😭 my lil smilodon depopulator!!! I can't 😭😭

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u/mahavinashak 1d ago

My kitties look at me like this when I’m leaving for work

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u/Didreams69 1d ago

Lovely eyes ❤️

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u/jeffvillone 1d ago

I'm in love.

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u/freakout1015 1d ago

OMG, that’s so adorable!

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u/ImpossibleNose1144 1d ago

ahhhhhhfhhhhhh...I'm losing my mind over his cuteness.

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u/Successful_Pirate204 1d ago

Adorable ❤️❤️

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u/Jolly_Relief_4779 1d ago

I would give him anything he asks for

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u/Cool-Writer5423 1d ago

Aww, those paws are just adorable 🥰

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u/Extension-While7536 1d ago

I don't think I'd ever want any man looking at me with their pupils that dilated...

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u/ThePhoenixRemembers 1d ago

I know attack eyes when I see them

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u/kossial 1d ago

adorable

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u/keithstonee 1d ago

the death stare?

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u/red359 1d ago

What, like a shark trying to figure out if I'm food?

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u/Guilty_Babe 1d ago

Would kiss the heck out of that face 😙

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u/13RFT 1d ago

So adorable

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u/PuzzleheadedLoss3391 1d ago

But make sure the guy looks at you like that while you are awake and not while you are sleeping

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u/TLILLYO 1d ago

Envious. My cat don’t like long periods of Eye 🫣contact 🤭he’s shy

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u/hikingguy36 1d ago

I'd look at someone like that for head scritches, belly rubs and snacks

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u/nature-in-patterns 1d ago

I will fight to the death for the baby

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u/violentte_ends 1d ago

That only works for cats. Humans would get the pepper spray right in the dilated eyeballs.

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u/Aggressive_Note6191 1d ago

Like they wanna kill you? 😂

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u/Ok-Habit6429 1d ago

I don’t think it can get any better than this. What a beautiful blessing from God.

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u/Bunsens_Burner 1d ago

Ill settle for this little sugar lump

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u/SamtingBloGraun 1d ago

The look of death??

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u/Fluffy_Toe6334 1d ago

Go to the smoking area of a nightclub or go to a rave. Lots of very dilated pupils

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u/SheeransGirl88 Moggy 1d ago

😻

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u/shitoupek 1d ago

Staring game winner

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u/HoneyPlum4ever 1d ago

He is so cute 😭😭😭

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u/DesiredManicPixie 1d ago

I have three! I want moarrrr! He’s IN love…. 😻

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u/-ShyLuna- 1d ago

Thaps an alium for real

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u/legit_doom_scroller 1d ago

Like they want to murder and not eat you?

Ehhh…..it’s something I guess

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u/Human_Dragonfly7464 1d ago

He looks like he's about to beat some red ninjas and put them in cobwebs!

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u/KTG690 1d ago

Only Pupils.

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u/notverysmawt 1d ago

I’m sorry Mr kitten for every bad thing I have ever done

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u/sarahsocks 1d ago

Murderous intent? Lol

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u/russingtom 1d ago

OMG...how sweet can a kitty be? He loves his daddy!

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u/rchucklee 1d ago

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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u/Top-Vanilla-7020 1d ago

If you are hot, many guys will; sadly

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u/jigokusabre 1d ago

There's a 72% chance this cat is about to try and murder you.

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u/Habibamokhtar540 1d ago

That is literally the definition of unconditional love right there."

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u/kittiemommy 1d ago

Precious❤️

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u/areyoukeeningme 1d ago

So cute! The eyes get me every time.

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u/Kam_lover 1d ago

So cute! 🥰🤗

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u/ok_raspberry_jam 1d ago

Is this cat drugged?

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u/AoT_ChasMann 1d ago

I had a kitten like that but he passed away due to a negligent vet surgeon. He would look up at me with the most adoring eyes. 💔

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u/OkDevelopment94 1d ago

DOES NOT EXIST

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u/Ok-Careless 1d ago

What a precious kitty 🥺

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u/Suitable_General6694 1d ago

I am melting i cant

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u/charsi101 1d ago

My little peanut doing something similar - https://imgur.com/8v6Q1Ok

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u/bobababyboo 1d ago

the eyes chico they never lie 😾☝🏻

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u/AprilChristmasLights 1d ago

Thinking, “if you die, your face will be delicious.”

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u/holdmyoppai 1d ago

Awwww 🥹

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u/freerockcity 1d ago

"Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds".

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u/PopularTea4009 1d ago

Soooo cuteeee

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u/NUMBerONEisFIRST 1d ago

I got close.

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u/Horsez96 1d ago

So freaking precious & cute!!!! 🥰☺️💜

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u/i_Ainsley_harriott_i 1d ago

Find a guy that looks at you like this to call him "needy", "desperate", "clingy"

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u/Bulky_Garlic 1d ago

Instructions unclear, my cat just bit my ankles

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u/Elephantita 1d ago

This boy looks at me with disgust

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u/Thisplaceisfugged 1d ago

What a sweet boy 😭💖

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u/KapitanKurt Siamese (Modern) 1d ago

❤️

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u/MrPeepers1986 1d ago

Cute cat