I have to get ready for work and he decided that I'm the best pillow there is to nap on.

I thought this was going to be a place for people who were raised in an abusive religious household. My bad.
P.S. I wish my cat would make me a hostage, but he was born feral and the best I can get is him laying next to me on the couch. I'll take it.

I need to get up. Piper won’t let me.

Mommy Sakura (left) and baby Gutgut has deemed my legs to be their purfect cat bed, my left butt is falling asleep along with my legs getting stiff, but you bet I won’t be moving.

Grumpy lays down on my dad’s arm like this every day, multiple times a day.

gwennie has me trapped

This hostage situation lasted for hours yesterday. I barely made it out alive.

And please help yourself to one