Roses are red, robots are neat

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r/boottoobig • u/Slow_BS • 11h ago

Roses work better than ointment / but violets don’t help with the sting

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r/boottoobig • u/BirthdayBoyStabMan • 1d ago

If I were leaving a review / There were some times to be reviled

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r/boottoobig • u/ApollosMagnum • 8h ago

Planted some seeds, they’ve grown up past my knees

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r/boottoobig • u/mrskullhead • 9h ago

It hides in red roses, the pain's gonna linger...

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r/boottoobig • u/Ixistant • 4d ago

Roses are red, chocolates are nice,

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r/boottoobig • u/Launchycat • 4d ago

Roses are red, mountains are tall

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r/boottoobig • u/BirthdayBoyStabMan • 11d ago

We'll decorate with streamers, banners and balloons

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r/boottoobig • u/BirthdayBoyStabMan • 11d ago

Roses when she flirts / Violets when I go

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r/boottoobig • u/thebigboogalo • 13d ago

Doctor said this as he checked my squamous:

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r/boottoobig • u/WithMeDoctorWu • 14d ago

Red is the rose, green is the lime

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r/boottoobig • u/Shennanigma • 16d ago

Roses are red, the memories linger

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r/boottoobig • u/Slow_BS • 17d ago

This rose is red, a real odor extruder - by the way, have you seen this…

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r/boottoobig • u/BirthdayBoyStabMan • 18d ago

Roses for the mountaintop / Violets for the quarry

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r/boottoobig • u/Vertex138 • 20d ago

Roses are red, monsters say boo...

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r/boottoobig • u/Slow_BS • 20d ago

Roses are red and dating is quite hard

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r/boottoobig • u/WithMeDoctorWu • 21d ago

Roses are Red, It's Hot in the Sauna

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r/boottoobig • u/BirthdayBoyStabMan • 21d ago

Roses for the sleet and rain / Violets for the flurries

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r/boottoobig • u/Slow_BS • 22d ago

Roses are red; violets can’t jump;)

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r/boottoobig • u/ChooseYourStruggle • 24d ago

Roses look pretty, our politicians are felons

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r/boottoobig • u/BirthdayBoyStabMan • 25d ago

Roses for The Amazing Race / Violets for Survivor

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r/boottoobig • u/rgolden4 • 24d ago

Roses are red / no human to park it

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r/boottoobig • u/Slow_BS • 27d ago

This one’s not red, but look at its girth!

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r/boottoobig • u/Necessary_Ad1036 • 28d ago

Spontaneous poem (x-post /r/screenshots)

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r/boottoobig • u/WithMeDoctorWu • 28d ago

Roses are red, a diner is stricken

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All content to BootTooBig must be at least partially generated by AI! _Remember the robot._ "Roses are red" memes among other things. This is a place to share posts where the title sets up a joke as the first half of a poem and an image delivers the punchline as the second half.

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