r/bollywoodcirclejerk • • Aug 03 '26

Paid Post, Waiting for payment This is because general audience does not have good taste in movies. Otherwise Oscar deserving movie Dhurandhar would be on the number one spot for peak detailing and aura of supreme hero Modi ji's cameos

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u/ki_chan4 Aug 03 '26

Spiderman is doing good at Indian box-office because most of the Indian can crawl on wall and ceiling. They can shoot webs, can swing like spiderman.

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u/thesvsb Aug 03 '26

Spider 'fighters' baby. We are all in the squadron.

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u/Creative-Ad1767 Aug 03 '26

Nah most of the indians are web devolepers or building web crawlers...they seek inspiration from the og web designer.

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u/Diligent-Estate-5149 Aug 04 '26

This comment is underrated 🀣

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u/fatty_dude Aug 03 '26

Hello Siddharth Anand, how is king movie shooting going on?

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '26

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u/Content_Road_5822 Aug 03 '26

People still pay, that's what matters

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '26

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '26

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u/Sea-Layer1526 Aug 05 '26

Even pushpa 2 ticket prices were 350 and above

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '26

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u/Sea-Layer1526 Aug 05 '26

Pushpa 2 you can check it out , that hike in cost is the reason it's in top 5 in collection

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u/Amazing-Music-3022 Aug 07 '26

son js check the footfalls

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u/Ecstatic-Scratch-151 Aug 06 '26

Stop bringing ticket prices from your ass.. i watched spiderman for 200 rs , 160 is the avg ticket price in small cities ( with metro )

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '26

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u/Ecstatic-Scratch-151 Aug 06 '26 edited Aug 06 '26

I watched it in PVR lmao... The standard rates are 220-230 in PVR..

Imagine using chatgpt as your source you neanderthal

And FYI, Single screen theatres have better audio and Video quality than pvr and Cinepolis where I live...

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u/BreadfruitFeeling247 Aug 06 '26

I watched it in PVR too and it cost me 450. It's not the same everywhere.

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u/Ecstatic-Scratch-151 Aug 06 '26

No one said it is . That idiot above said it's 350 in small cities.. it's not, it's much cheaper

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u/BreadfruitFeeling247 Aug 06 '26

I'm from Guwahati and I wouldn't consider it a really big city but the ticket prices are still more than 350 in almost every theatre not just PVR. Maybe it's cheaper in other places though. Prices in Guwahati tend to be more expensive than many other places.

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u/Ecstatic-Scratch-151 Aug 06 '26

It's 200-210 in chennai.. 220-230 in kochi .

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u/Ecstatic-Scratch-151 Aug 06 '26

This is from Chennai PVR.. you were the one who said it's 350 in smaller cities. Ab bol na MC ..

Same rates in kochi , just 20-30 rs more.. both are metro cities

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u/Ecstatic-Scratch-151 Aug 06 '26

Tune bataya prices in smaller cities ( non metro) and said it's 350.. lodu ki tarah abhi jhoot kyu bol raha he gandu?

Average ka matlab tu mujhe mat sikha bhai.. chennai nahi, kochi, calicut, tvm, madurai, coimbatore, entirety of kerala and TN yahi haal he .

Chatgpt se chutiyap chapa, when someone called you out, abhi chutiye jaise bate kar raha he

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u/Various-News7286 Aug 07 '26

I went to INOX - it was 1600/- in Delhi.

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u/Sudden_Wolf9120 Aug 05 '26

Blud Dhurandhar 2 was expensive as hell, don't know about Pathaan but movies were cheaper 2 years back

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u/MinuteRude7463 Aug 04 '26

Yes even in my city the average price of every movie before was 150-250-300 max

But now record broken the price is 350-450

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u/Willing_League7715 Aug 03 '26

700 in mumbai dawgπŸ’”

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u/Icy_Dingo_3978 Aug 04 '26

Ts ain't worth 700. Doomsday will be 1000 then.

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u/New-Marketing-5097 Aug 06 '26

I watched it in 3D yesterday night 100rs ticket+30rs For glasses 🫩

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u/Icy_Dingo_3978 Aug 06 '26

Bruuh which city is offering it that cheap??

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u/New-Marketing-5097 Aug 06 '26 edited Aug 06 '26

Sattenapalle, Andhra Pradesh (very small tier city mostly called Town)

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u/Icy_Dingo_3978 Aug 06 '26

Damn good for you, here in WB it's 200+ for 3D

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u/InLoveWithPussies Aug 03 '26

Garbage film. Ye wali baat nahi thi BND me πŸ₯€πŸ₯€.

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u/Mastergd4228 Aug 03 '26

What's with the dhurandhar obsession in this sub ever since March 7th??

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u/kob123fury Aug 05 '26

Too much burnol still needed for these people.

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u/peterdparker Aug 03 '26

The user satoru goju to be specific. Guy lost his mind now.

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u/Ok_Entertainment1040 Aug 03 '26

Perhaps the best thing that happened to humanity after Hitler's death.

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u/Karm26 Aug 03 '26

Zakir Khan was right jali to hain dhurandhar se

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u/cjs1755 Aug 04 '26

Jali unlogo h jinko ye pasand nhi aa rha ki log unki baap ki movie ko criticise kr rhe h. Durso ke opinion pe bhi ek fictional movie ko defend Krna h

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u/Darth--__--Vader Aug 03 '26

Mostly muslims who got butthurt showing truth of porkistan

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u/Ok_Note7045 Aug 04 '26

By fiction??

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u/MasterPie2390 Aug 03 '26

This sub is more obsessed with dhurandhar than the dhurandhar's sub itself

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u/AccordingVirus8758 Aug 03 '26

Uspr toh right wingers ki bakloliya zyda chlti h

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u/bountyhunter205 Aug 04 '26

Aur baaki subs pe left wingers ki

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u/Maleficent-Roof6329 Aug 03 '26

Indian films has limited audience worldwide coz of the regional languages, Spiderman is a 30+ yr old franchise the first superhero movie released in India with nostalgia factor, & the Avengers factor, as for global collection English is the most spoken language with far more audience worldwide it vl hv this collection, Comparing it with any Indian film is lack of common sense & Plain Stupid

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u/Vagabondjokester Aug 03 '26

More importantly its also a very good film compared to Pathan or Dhurandhar.

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u/Avyakta07 Aug 03 '26

Compared to Pathan yes but I would put D1 above it

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u/BreadfruitFeeling247 Aug 06 '26

Definitely better than Pathan but I wouldn't place it above Dhurandhar. Looking at it just as a movie, dhurandhar was a good film.

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u/Ok_Entertainment1040 Aug 03 '26

Ofcourse...even better than Maqbool or the Apu trilogy. It's the best cinema ever made in the world. Thatnj god we are living in this time as we can watch this absolute peak of human creativity.

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u/Vagabondjokester Aug 03 '26

Yes its definitely more entertaining than those movies.

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u/Consistent_Zombie_95 Aug 03 '26

OP kitna insecure and jealous hai chee

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u/Borutodoesnotexist Aug 03 '26

Dhurandhar k sath itna obsessed hai ye sub ki lgta hai gand me le rkha hai uska land and muh me aata hai, koi aur movie dekho, and kuch bolne jao to usse phle dhurandhar aata hai, I mean cmon, hate it all you want but uss hate se bahar bhi to niklo, koi dusri movie aae ya na aaye, acha kre ya na kre, dhurandhar ko phle laoge. Itna low self esteem khi nhi dekha.

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u/CurlyMonsterrr Aug 03 '26

I was judging this post until I saw the Sub name

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u/Only_Process5441 Aug 04 '26

butthurt OP still obsesed with Dhurandhar?

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u/RV_0717 Aug 03 '26

Bas brand ke naam pe bika hai brand new day.

Dhurandhar over ts any day!

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '26

brand usne khud banaya hai

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u/No_Sea2373 Aug 03 '26

Koi nahi. Take 10 years, make 5 more dhurandhar movies, create a brand. If at the end it manages to beat Spiderman in any way, we'll admit you are right! Sounds like a fair deal to me!

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u/Avyakta07 Aug 03 '26

10 Years??? Lol Spiderman is one of the biggest Ip ever it alone could rival all of DC lmao, stop this bs comparison and its obv true Spiderman is indeed a brand

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u/Willing_League7715 Aug 03 '26

what are yapping about dawgπŸ˜­πŸ™πŸ½ spiderman koi 10 saal purana character nhi hai, 60 saal purana character loads of stories over the year plus relatable factor with avengers doomsday ke liye setup aur dhurandhar bas 2 movie✌🏽

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u/RV_0717 Aug 03 '26

Have nothing against the spider man brand! Loved the original (Tobey Maguire version)

Amazing spiderman bhi theek tha

But Tom Holland version? Spiderman brand ka mazak bana hai.

Dhurandhar over his version anyday!

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u/RV_0717 Aug 03 '26

Andrew's version had emotions

Tom's version too childish for me!

It's more about what age you are watching the movie..

Back in teenage ..might have loved Tom's version

But not now.

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u/I_LOVE_TALL_MOMMIES Aug 03 '26

tom holland spiderman is literally the comics accurate spiderman bhai what are you on?

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u/Kazy17 Aug 03 '26

Yea and Holland was also ready to play gay spidey too. 🀣🀣🀣

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u/No_Sea2373 Aug 03 '26

This is exactly the reason why Indian audiences are called backward internationally. Not because you chose one over the other, but because your choices are often backed by ignorant logic and zero rational. Nothing against dhurandhar, bro. πŸ˜‚ .

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u/Willing_League7715 Aug 03 '26

yeh kaisi chutiyio wali baat kare hai sir aap

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u/RV_0717 Aug 03 '26

Ah..the classist are back! Demanding right logic to like a movie? Haha

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u/No_Sea2373 Aug 03 '26

Ah... the Bigot is back! Presenting one's prejudiced opinion as the ultimate truth. Andhbhakt kahika. Hehe πŸ˜‚

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u/RV_0717 Aug 03 '26

Kuch nhi to andhbhakt Haha

Matlb original comment me Orignal spiderman se compare kara tha Tom Holland ke version ko.

Lost its soul! Dhurandhar me novelty thi. Drama tha. High octane action tha.

Alag tha normal bollywood movies se.

And spider man ka same whi repetitive story line.

Matlb Dhurandhar pasand aayi toh matlb BJP supporter!

Jai ho bhai in online warriors ki 🀦

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u/Ok_Entertainment1040 Aug 03 '26

Validation seekers hai bhai yeh log. Suck up to anything the west throws at them. The true champions of r/canconfirmiamindian

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u/Srijan_Zwarrior Aug 03 '26

i hope ki ye sarcasm hai

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u/KramerDwight Aug 03 '26

Spider-Man literally ek brand hai khud, kis duniya mein jee raha hai? every spider-man film has done well in India.

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u/RV_0717 Aug 03 '26

Wahi to bol rha hoon..spiderman brand ke karan movie chali hai!

Is current movie se better Dhurandhar! Lagi mujhe!

I am a huge marvel fan! Comics se lekar shows tak!!

Lekin this wasn't it.

Dhurandhar me ek novelty thi..finally ek achi bollywood movie!

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u/devilcompany Aug 03 '26

😭 rj/ is the comment section retarded or is it peak jerk?

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u/Hairy-Agency-1623 Aug 03 '26

Can't this sub get rid of dhurandhar already it was released in March 😭

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u/Professional-Bag6686 Aug 03 '26

Dhurandhar 2 collection was much higher than spiderman indian box office and if OP 🀑 is comparing spiderman worldwide then liberandu needs a mental asylum for sure.

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u/Quick-Fee-3508 Aug 05 '26

Lil bro got offended from a satirical post😭😭🀣🀣

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u/PirateForward4579 Aug 03 '26

Yes ok bro everyone should hate on dhurandhar ✌🏼I’m sorry if they like it ✌️/s

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u/Hayagrivan Aug 03 '26

LMAO. Dhurandhar 1 obviously didnt have a record opening. But we all saw what D2 did.

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u/No-Chocolate1761 Aug 03 '26

Bhai sahab. Gand ab tak jal rahi he kya? Bhai ab to Jane do. Kuch naya nahi milta kya?

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u/Out_of_office_always Aug 03 '26

Yes, hollywoods mahesh babu

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u/Ayan_Choudhury Aug 03 '26

He showed more expressions in No Way Home than Mahesh Babu's entire filmography combined (which is not that high of a benchmark to cross, I agree)

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u/Out_of_office_always Aug 03 '26

Never gonna watch Marvel Crap but he was like a wooden slate in Odyssey, I wonder how these clowns even get work with zero acting skills.

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u/Mrleolololol Aug 03 '26

Not really , his scene in sparta and when he said β€œenough” were pretty good . His acting in brand new day is really really good tho

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u/Out_of_office_always Aug 03 '26

Literally ANYONE could do that.

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u/Mrleolololol Aug 03 '26

4/10 ragebait

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u/Ayan_Choudhury Aug 03 '26

Woah woah...big cinephile energy there πŸ™ŒπŸΎ

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u/DragonflyReal462 Aug 03 '26

hollywood salman khan experssion less actor

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u/SuiiSkywalker7 Aug 03 '26

No, he does. He is a great actor.

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u/RequirementDear7305 Aug 03 '26

I mean... I disagree, but fair opinion. Also people have barely seen him outside spider man

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u/Darth--__--Vader Aug 03 '26

Also sadie sank, and Zendaya.

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u/Commercial-Dingo-919 Aug 03 '26

Smell of OP's burning ass is pretty strong

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u/MajorHighlight6884 Aug 03 '26

My biggest concern is that spiderman has Tom Holland as a the lead who doesnt come from nepotism, who is pure talent and even then gets the biggest projects in Hollywood.

Aisa project india mein bane aur nepo baby lead na kare aisa ho hi nahi sakta. Look at Ramayana they could have gone for a new face, no one will watch the movie because of the actors in any case they will all go for the scale and story itself. But even with a sure shot project Bollywood will never cast a new comer

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u/TurbulentArtist9795 Aug 03 '26

Why you people keep crying about Dhurandar did the director hurt your narrative?

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u/Emergency_Pea_61652 Aug 03 '26

Dhurandhar se itna obsession kyun hai ki Spidey ki appreciation post pe bhi Spidey se jyada Dhurandhar ki baat kar rahe? Ho gaya bhai, jisko kamaana tha wo kamaa ke chala gaya, jisko dekhna tha wo dekh ke khush ho liya, ye kya baat baat pe Dhurandhar Dhurandhar?

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u/Fun-Dog-5805 Aug 03 '26

What a stupid comparison. Why would you compare a superhero movie to dhurandar. I can understand pathaan.

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u/DeRokOP Aug 03 '26

Dhurandhar 1&2 >>>> brand new day >>>>>>>>>>>> pathan

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u/__M4V3RICK Aug 03 '26

Comparing Spiderman with Dhurandhar? ModiG jaale fekne lag gaye kya?

Or are you pointing out that spiderman is a GenZ and it beating Dhurandhar signifies something?

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u/mithuran93 Aug 04 '26

Universal cinema will always do better than regional cinema due to its reach. So of course every Hollywood movie will mog a Bollywood movie

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u/Prash146 Aug 04 '26

Never miss an opportunity to bring politics everywhere

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u/Mountain_House_4155 Aug 04 '26

Inflated prices, Family audience .. kids taking their parents to watch the movie .. everything counts. Nothing out of the box.

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u/Ok_Note7045 Aug 04 '26

Fuckers keep Dhurandhar aside,how is BND performing at Indian box office?? Can anyone tell me cause I need to do an analysis.

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u/strng_lurk Aug 04 '26

India has a massive teen population that are in 13- 18 age group who follow comic book culture, etc. hence the bigger numbers

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u/Dark-Hold-reader Aug 04 '26

Dhurandhar was really a good movie, I don't know if those scenes were true or was it a propoganda... But pakistani Darr gye the that was fun part πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚...

Beside all that, Spiderman popularity is something where no one comes close!

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u/Jazzlike-Beat2688 Aug 05 '26

Oscar nahi, pan paraag vimal bolo zubaan kesari film fare national award

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u/mike_oxlong90 Aug 05 '26

Brainded post. Bro its marvel owned by disney and its SPIDERMAN biggest superhero

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u/Gudakeshh Aug 05 '26

Andhhater spotted

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u/Clear-Pea6624 Aug 06 '26

Spiderman is average movie

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u/BreadfruitFeeling247 Aug 06 '26

Dhurandhar wasn't a bad movie though. Idk if someone feels like it's propaganda but as a movie, both Dhurandhar 1 & 2 were actually really good. Dhurandhar the revenge had a bigger opening Ig? And before anyone calls me andhbhakt, I despise every political party of our country.

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u/Big_Distribution3967 Aug 06 '26

Did I jst read that dhurandhar is better than Bnd, what is happening to people these days.

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u/Former-Sherbet-4068 Aug 07 '26

They are doing 24*7 shows obviously they are going to get all the money.

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u/Substantial_Tax_7508 Aug 07 '26

Adho ko toh samaj hi nahi aata insta ke chakkar me chale jate hai

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u/Technical-League-593 Aug 07 '26

The second i saw aura of modi then i know its /s

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u/BridgeOk127 Aug 07 '26

It's because of people like you that the actual topics lose their weight as you guys try to joke around and try to act all funny.

The person who made dhurandhar, made the movie, got the profit, and is sleeping next to a beautiful wife while spending the money he earned from a movie. The person who the director glazed is running a country (badly, but still) and has a lot of money and power and probably lives in a house worth more than your entire family.

But lowlifes like you have no other thought in your pea sized brain other than "trying" to joke on such topics.

Do something good for the society, try to become influential and do good work. But no, you want to bring an Indian movie into this. Atleast the movie director made a movie which has ranked on the top, globally. Something which you might never even remotely dream of achieving.

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u/ibarfi Aug 03 '26

Dharunder is tatti movie which no one will remember in 2 years time. Writing Dharunder in the same sentence as Brand new day is an insult to Spider-Man and it’s fandom

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u/No_Sea2373 Aug 03 '26

Sad day for the Andhbhakts

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u/Noob_goatster8755 Aug 03 '26

Wow what a satirical postπŸ₯΅...I laughed my ass off...please someone you give OP an award. Peak sarcasm detailing.Β 

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u/DragonflyReal462 Aug 03 '26

tom holland experssion less hollywood salman tubelight

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u/pastabologan3sh Aug 03 '26

Massive day for the unemployed

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u/Interesting_Pay_4413 Aug 03 '26

All it took to beat Dhurandhar was a 30 year old franchise starring the world's most popular superhero backed by the biggest studio in the world with a massive budget and global stars. Easy.

In any other part of the world, people would be thrilled that a locally made movie on a much smaller budget with local stars is competing with Spiderman. Lekin Indians ko khud ki maarne me maza aata hai.

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u/Holymist69 Aug 03 '26

How can we talk about any other movie without mentioning dhurandhar in this sub... I guess we never know

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u/Nicolaus16 Aug 03 '26

It is dhurandhar not dhurandhar the revenge. Dhurandhar part 1 didn't had a big opening as it was not popular at the time it released but became popular due to it word of mouth. So, do not mislead. Spiderman is an established IP so it is obvious it will do big numbers but dhurandhar franchise made that pop cultural impact (in India) from scratch.

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u/Desi_MCU_Nerd If Ranbir says ostriches are purple, just smile! Aug 03 '26

This fascist government won't be in power forever. Sooner or later, they'll go. No empire; however strong, persists forever. And once they go, that duology would only be a laughing stock of a country's fascist past - just like propaganda movies of nazi Germany & kkk movies of last century USA.

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u/omkar529 Aug 03 '26

Well the tickets are expensive as hell. Don't know why they don't use ticket sales for measurement rather than money.

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u/amasaggitarian Aug 03 '26

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u/Quick-Fee-3508 Aug 05 '26

Ayo what is that😭😭😫😫