r/beetlemoses • u/beetlemoses 4 raspberries • 10d ago

It's on sight

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6.0k Upvotes

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u/PrestigiousTheory664 10d ago

I remember him!

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u/Strict-Challenge-995 10d ago

Nah that's the guy that stayed... Lucky POS

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u/Love-Future-3000 10d ago

He ain't so lucky. We are warming the oceans to the point where he will no longer be able to survive through no misstep of his own.

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u/Strict-Challenge-995 10d ago

Uhh yea? How else are we gonna make sure he can't get his money back?

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u/buttgoblincomics 10d ago

If he’s still alive after 375 million years I feel like he was pretty lucky and had a pretty good run

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u/Love-Future-3000 10d ago

Yes, so did we.

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u/Just-Syrup-8723 9d ago edited 9d ago

Is he about to eat a giant sperm?

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u/QuackAtomic 10d ago

THAT SON OF A BITCH

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u/john_the_fetch 10d ago

He owed me 20 bucks.

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u/lrodhubbard 10d ago

This is the guy who made it so I gotta pay rent? MESS HIM UP!

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u/ConsistentAd2880 10d ago

You know he might have inadvertently invented taxes and ai but he's also the reason cheesecake and pumpkin pie exists, I have very mixed feelings about him.

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u/Pandash2069 10d ago

having to weigh the pros and cons of their decision makes me stressed out so im leaving their fate in the hands of others o7

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u/TelescopeGunCop 10d ago

Careful, you might be the equivalent ancestor for someone 3 million years from now. Choose wisely

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u/Pandash2069 10d ago

Hopefully they have as much decision paralysis as i do🫠

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u/Jorpho 10d ago

"Many were increasingly of the opinion that they'd all made a big mistake in coming down from the trees in the first place. And some said that even the trees had been a bad move, and that no one should ever have left the oceans."

–Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

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u/Atomic235 10d ago

In the beginning the universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

-The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

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u/ThroatIntelligent515 10d ago

Homo Habilis comes in from the crowd with a chair.

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u/Ok_Literature2535 10d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/6OPbJtEDdy824
Why couldn’t he just stay in the water?

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u/rakkadimus 10d ago

"Tiktali-kick his ass bro!"

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u/rakkadimus 10d ago

"Tiktali-kick his ass bro!" - me in the stands

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u/buttgoblincomics 10d ago

Dude owes 375 million years of back child support

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u/beegtuna 10d ago

If he didn’t craw out on to land breathing and shit there wouldn’t be a Jerry Springer ffs

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u/Delphius1 10d ago

beat his ass

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u/natt_myco 10d ago

Bastard

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u/AshleytheTaguel 10d ago

Fuck you, Tiktaalik, you're the reason we have Capitalism!

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u/LetDuncanDie 10d ago

Why is there a giant industrial fan in wall??

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u/knudude 10d ago

My favorite part is AFTER they come out & fight, they sit down all breathing heavy, acting shocked & taken back. Then they causally are welcomed to the show then say "...Hi Jerry..." like an afterthought.