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[u/Waffle-Gaming]

[u/Xx_a_dumbass_xX]

ducks like peas so get a big bag of peas and feed the ducks because they are hungry and cute

[u/Jay-the-Femboy → u/Xx_a_dumbass_xX]

Ducks go crazy for frozen peas :3 :3 :3 too cute 💜

[u/satirelion → u/Jay-the-Femboy]

They broke my legs, must have been some shitty peas

[u/Jay-the-Femboy → u/satirelion]

🙂‍↔️ only high quality peas for high quality ducks 🦆 :3

[u/Forgotten-Caliburn]

There's a question I have to ask that is key to one's success in this field: do you got any grapes?

[u/Borkato → u/Forgotten-Caliburn]

No, we only sell lemonade

But it’s cold, and it’s fresh, and it’s all homemade!

Can I get you a glass?

[u/HanselPatatata → u/Borkato]

I'll pass

[u/Borkato → u/HanselPatatata]

Then he waddled away

[u/Yaoender]

release them on the unfortunate.

[u/Cyan_Exponent]

i ate baked duck today. very tasty

[u/Jay-the-Femboy → u/Cyan_Exponent]

:o

[u/Cyan_Exponent → u/Jay-the-Femboy]

:()

duck

[u/Jay-the-Femboy → u/Cyan_Exponent]

:3

[u/SHTF_yesitdid]

Train the ducks to overthrow the government.

[u/armageddon_boi]

i try to get them in a row before anything else

[u/Standard_Abrocoma_70]

You claim your shiny charm from the professor of course