r/beetleapartment • u/Crystal_Carmel • Feb 04 '26

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u/le_egg3 Feb 04 '26

Is ted a mantis

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u/Masztufa Feb 04 '26

Dracula flow type shit

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u/theVast- Feb 04 '26

Ngl, if someone would pay extra for me to spit in their drink, I'd at least consider it 💀 depending on how much I'll spit in someone's mouth

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u/SurtFGC Feb 04 '26

I spit in my gfs mouth for free

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u/theVast- Feb 04 '26

So do I, so do I

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u/jakob20041911 Feb 06 '26

I also spit in your gfs mouth for free

3

u/Sapphire-Catgirl Feb 07 '26

Mine does in mine for free :3

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u/deeSeven_ Feb 04 '26

Had one of my coworkers given a £50 tip by in exchange for their phone number. Sometimes you just gotta do what you gotta do.

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u/CumGuzlinGutterSluts Feb 05 '26

He'd not even finish his sentence before I did it. "I'd pay for you to spi" bam drink+drool in front of him.m, my hand out waiting payment.

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u/The-Honorary-Conny Feb 06 '26

Easily, I'd pull the gunk from the back of my nose just for a good review, takes nothing from me and hopefully makes someone's day.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '26

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u/Fantastic-Dot-655 Feb 05 '26

Dont know him, is he a relative of Even Freakier Ted?

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u/EffortReasonable2939 Feb 16 '26

Freaky, Freakier yet Freakier

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u/MasterOfTheCats167 Feb 04 '26

Really living up to his name

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u/Tachtra Feb 04 '26

beetly ted

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u/dis-how-it-works Feb 04 '26

And they say Shakespear is dead...

25

u/Floppa_FinoOG Feb 04 '26

Is that Fujimoto?

3

u/notnotDIO Feb 05 '26

Kagurabachi!!!! :D

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '26

Sudden uptick in people ordering drinks and calling themselves Freaky Ted.

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u/Ashamed_Band858 Feb 10 '26

Freaky Fred’s gotta show this guy up.

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u/Gigapot Feb 04 '26

What does this have to do with the a work group chat lol

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u/FailedGirlFailure Feb 05 '26

She’s the only one Freaky Ted could be talking about due to her curly hair, so now her coworkers are wondering what on Earth she did for him to leave this review

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u/Gigapot Feb 05 '26

Oh makes sense thanks