i was asked if i could mend my friend's trousers since a part of them had a big burn hole, and i asked if i could add something silly. the text is in the font from the tapestry and is supposed to read "haec : bracae : incenduntur :", although i'm not a talented enough embroiderer so that you can read it clearly. it is a joke sentence meaning "these trousers are being set on fire" (or something ajacent). see my inspiration on the right side of the image of the tapestry.

Pourquoi dans la ville à Bayeux pourquoi les fenêtres il fait bleu?

Meet the families that inhabit Bayeux Tapestreet, a place filled with medieval brutality and embroidered hilarity!