r/baseball • Umpire • Oct 18 '22

Game Thread Game Thread: NLCS Game 1 ⚾ Phillies (0) @ Padres (0) - 8:03 PM ET

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Phillies (87-75) @ Padres (89-73)

First Pitch: 8:03 PM at Petco Park

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Phillies Zack Wheeler (0-1, 2.19 ERA) FS1 WIP, WTTM1680 (ES)
Padres Yu Darvish (2-0, 3.00 ERA) FS1 KWFN, XEMO (ES)
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Line Score - Game Over

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 R H E LOB
PHI 0 0 0 1 0 1 0 0 0 2 3 1 2
SD 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 4

Box Score

SD AB R H RBI BB SO BA
LF Profar 3 0 0 0 1 1 .250
RF Soto, J 3 0 0 0 1 2 .226
3B Machado, M 4 0 0 0 0 0 .258
DH Bell 4 0 0 0 0 2 .130
2B Cronenworth 3 0 0 0 0 2 .219
1B Myers 3 0 1 0 0 2 .115
SS Kim 3 0 0 0 0 0 .172
CF Grisham 3 0 0 0 0 2 .333
C Nola, Au 3 0 0 0 0 0 .333
SD IP H R ER BB SO P-S ERA
Darvish 7.0 3 2 2 1 7 95-62 2.84
Martinez, N 1.0 0 0 0 0 2 13-10 1.50
García, L 1.0 0 0 0 0 0 8-7 0.00
PHI AB R H RBI BB SO BA
LF Schwarber 3 1 2 1 1 1 .130
LF Vierling 0 0 0 0 0 0 .167
1B Hoskins 4 0 0 0 0 1 .133
C Realmuto 4 0 0 0 0 1 .214
DH Harper 4 1 1 1 0 0 .407
RF Castellanos, N 3 0 0 0 0 1 .192
3B Bohm 3 0 0 0 0 2 .174
SS Stott 3 0 0 0 0 0 .111
2B Segura 3 0 0 0 0 1 .333
CF Marsh 3 0 0 0 0 2 .250
PHI IP H R ER BB SO P-S ERA
Wheeler 7.0 1 0 0 1 8 83-59 1.40
Domínguez 1.0 0 0 0 0 2 9-7 0.00
Alvarado 1.0 0 0 0 1 1 17-10 4.50

Scoring Plays

Inning Event Score
T4 Bryce Harper homers (4) on a fly ball to left field. 0-1
T6 Kyle Schwarber homers (1) on a fly ball to right field. 0-2

Highlights

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Save
Wheeler (1-1, 1.40 ERA) Darvish (2-1, 2.84 ERA) Alvarado (1 SV, 4.50 ERA)

Decisions

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Save
Wheeler (1-1, 1.40 ERA) Darvish (2-1, 2.84 ERA) Alvarado (1 SV, 4.50 ERA)
Attendance Weather Wind
78°F, Clear 9 mph, L To R
HP 1B 2B 3B LF RF
Brian Knight Ted Barrett Adam Hamari Quinn Wolcott Doug Eddings Todd Tichenor

Game ended at 10:48 PM.

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u/Telepornographer San Diego Padres Oct 18 '22

Oh man, the Yankees/Astros ALCS game threads are going to be toxic as fuck. Let's have fun in this one!

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u/ArchEast Atlanta Braves Oct 18 '22

Can’t wait for the nuclear-level salt.

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u/Acrobatic-Dark-4402 Philadelphia Phillies Oct 18 '22

Pretty sure the majority of the country will be pulling for whoever wins this series and that’d be a really foreign feeling for Philly

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '22

I'm a Cowboys fan in football so rooting for Philly is strange but I have nothing against the Phillies and I love the underdog

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

Thank god for dugout interviews.

Or else I would never have known Kyle Schwarber felt good about that swing

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u/GameSmashing13 Colorado Rockies Oct 18 '22

I just want to say that no matter who wins this series, I’m bandwagoning that team in the World Series!

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u/seigs_ Philadelphia Phillies Oct 18 '22

Honestly, me too

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u/thebigticket88 Philadelphia Phillies Oct 19 '22

They need to stop with this in game interview. Let the guys focus on the game like wtf

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u/el_queso_alto Colorado Rockies Oct 19 '22

It be cool if there were an actual Petco at Petco Park and Marsh could get a bath and trimming

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u/SodaCanBob Kiwoom Heroes Oct 18 '22

Calling it now: The Astros will not be winning this game.

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u/rollo2masi Boston Red Sox Oct 19 '22

Lol @ Wheeler’s pitch count.

Dudes gonna pitch tomorrow too at this point.

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u/Foryourconsideration Toronto Blue Jays Oct 19 '22

"How did that swing feel?"

"It felt good."

Captivating.

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

best part of this nlcs will be when kyle schwarber showed up and said "its schwarbin time" and schwarbed all over that ball

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

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u/arribalospadres San Diego Padres Oct 18 '22 edited Oct 18 '22

Greetings fellow underdogs! May the worse team win!

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22 edited Oct 19 '22

Did I mishear, or did he say the Padres are supposed to be a two-star show of Soto and Tatis?

Smoltz the fuck are you talking about, Machado has been the highest performing core member since they signed him.

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u/RPM021 Philadelphia Phillies Oct 19 '22
THE WAWA GOOSE RISES
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u/NbDy_Steven San Diego Padres Oct 19 '22

I have never seen a ball hit that far at petco park

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

Kyle Schwarber hit that ball with an exit velocity of 119.7 mph and a launch angle of 25 degrees. It went 488 feet.

Good fucking lord.

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u/cjeremy Los Angeles Dodgers Oct 19 '22

stop all the fuckin interviews. fuck

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u/Ok_Eye_2069 Atlanta Braves Oct 19 '22

When I saw the Schwarber homerun my jaw dropped then they cut to Bryce with the exact same face

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u/ContinuumGuy Major League Baseball Oct 19 '22

In conclusion:

Kyle Schwarber is a mighty, mighty man he's young and he's in his prime.

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u/ibeenhadpooted Houston Astros Oct 19 '22

Man I hate that reporters are in the fkng dugout of a CS. Even regular season would be too much imo. Let these guys stay focused.

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u/Duffmanlager Philadelphia Phillies Oct 19 '22

Should be reserved for exhibition games like the all star game and that’s it

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u/Laird07 Atlanta Braves Oct 19 '22

“Solo shots won’t beat you”

Unless the other team’s pitcher is throwing a one hit shut out

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u/Holdmydicks San Diego Padres Oct 19 '22

I mean, can't ask much more from your game 1 starter. 7 IP, 2 ER, 3 H

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '22

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u/JackLC Chicago Cubs Oct 18 '22

"I wish both teams could win!"

vs.

"Whoever wins, we lose."

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u/chief_sitass Chicago White Sox Oct 19 '22

If both teams are having fun...does anyone really lose?

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u/LlamaCombo Los Angeles Dodgers Oct 19 '22

Dread from it, run from it, a NL East team is going to beat the Astros in the World Series

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u/KidDelicious14 Philadelphia Phillies Oct 19 '22

yo, we watched Stott slide into first like four times, but we got to re-watch Schwarber's bomb once???

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

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u/Jordanstrom3329 Philadelphia Phillies Oct 19 '22

Man Harper is seeing the ball super well rn, just missed another

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u/StarDart18 San Diego Padres Oct 19 '22

If Phillies win this series they better beat the shit out of whoever comes out of the AL.

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u/The1WhoKnocks-WW Philadelphia Phillies Oct 19 '22

likewise.

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u/jimmykane366 Chicago Cubs Oct 19 '22

Yu Darvish is such a baller name

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

Lol Harper just made an everlasting meme

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

“Why go to bullpens” well the slowest fastball the last 6 hitters have seen was 99.0

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u/Rozzy915 Philadelphia Phillies Oct 19 '22

I'm rooting for a 1-2-3 shutdown inning

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u/Festibowl San Francisco Giants Oct 19 '22

The padres almost got no hit God damn.

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u/sc78258 Philadelphia Phillies Oct 19 '22

you know

what even is a swing

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u/increase-ban San Francisco Giants Oct 19 '22

Bryce’s HR pissed it’s pants when it saw Kyle’s

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u/BellacosePlayer Minnesota Twins Oct 18 '22 edited Oct 18 '22

God I hope whoever wins this series wins the WS.

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u/AnalBaguette Philadelphia Phillies • Knoxville Smo… Oct 19 '22

Welcome to the newest meme face, Bryce Harper

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u/Sifyx Seattle Mariners Oct 19 '22

these dugout interviews are so fucking pointless

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u/CommodoreSixty4 Philadelphia Phillies Oct 19 '22

The next collective bargaining agreement, the players' association has to demand no more interviews in the middle of innings.

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u/Telepornographer San Diego Padres Oct 19 '22

Jesus I thought that was another HR, lol

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u/Sky_London Athletics Oct 19 '22

"the longest ever hit in this ballpark"

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

I will admit seranthony is a fucking cool name

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u/StarDart18 San Diego Padres Oct 19 '22

Starting to think the Padres are just content beating the Dodgers thing might be true.

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

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u/the_pedigree San Diego Padres Oct 19 '22

welcome to them not bothering to have actual talking points about SD

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u/NbDy_Steven San Diego Padres Oct 19 '22

Savant says the soto K was in the zone

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

Now I see why people don't watch cable much. These commercials are a fucking drag, lol

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u/Playingpokerwithgod San Francisco Giants Oct 19 '22

Seranthony Dominguez is a proper f-ing name if I've ever heard one.

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

The fact that the racist, xenophobic, nativist ad is immediately followed by a Black Panther ad is the peak of American corporatism

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u/EmperorTylord San Diego Padres Oct 19 '22

The score doesn't matter as long as both teams are having fun

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

"darvish, the axl rose of pitching"

What the fuck is this guy talking about?

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u/HaV0C Chicago Cubs Oct 19 '22

We need Harper's face in a gif pronto.

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u/The1WhoKnocks-WW Philadelphia Phillies Oct 19 '22

Marsh legit looked proud of Castellanos for making that catch.

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u/Hummer77x Philadelphia Phillies Oct 19 '22

This is the only live tv program I’ve seen in like 3 months that didn’t have a shit load of political ads if you don’t count the citizens for sanity ad that airs every single break

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u/cgfn San Diego Padres • Peter Seidler Oct 19 '22

I'm no baseball genius but I'm thinking 1 hit isn't going to win many ballgames

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u/BootDependent Philadelphia Phillies Oct 19 '22

These fans have been in the game all night damn

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u/Katzenato Philadelphia Phillies Oct 19 '22

seranthony dominguez just put the league on notice. PUT SOME RESPECT ON THIS MANS NAME

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u/The1WhoKnocks-WW Philadelphia Phillies Oct 19 '22

we gotta promote that guy to Kinganthony Dominguez.

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u/Holdmydicks San Diego Padres Oct 19 '22

This was all due to the ass hats who painted the chicken stomping the phanatic

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

No it’s the goofballs that made that horrible song/video

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u/MilkCarton78 Philadelphia Phillies Oct 19 '22

We're only a few seasons away from hearing "this next pitch brought to you by Draftkings" a couple hundred times every game

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u/GreaterHealingPotion Philadelphia Phillies Oct 19 '22

I’m not going to lie guys I may be one bowel movement away from disaster from stress. I know it’s tmi

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

Love this Phillies team

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '22

Win or lose Phils, let’s agree on one thing: fuck the next guys.

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u/trpnblies7 Philadelphia Phillies Oct 19 '22

"Every foreigner is literally a drug dealing, gun wielding, tattoo having, non Christian rapist. Brought to you by citizens for sanity. "

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u/AllAmericanBJ Oct 19 '22

For the love of God stop interviewing people in the middle of the game

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u/Act_Downtown Atlanta Braves Oct 19 '22

Ump is actually dumpster juice

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u/NeverGoFuIlRetard New York Yankees Oct 19 '22

Great day by Darvish. Harper home run wasn’t even that bad of a pitch. Shwarbers was just a god tier swing

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u/msijacoke Texas Rangers Oct 19 '22 edited Oct 19 '22

Padres have mustered only 1 hit ever since that "Padres on the loose" rap video was uploaded

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u/Prestigious-Rock201 Philadelphia Phillies Oct 19 '22

Eagles and Phillies being winners has caused me to call it quits on watching the sixers

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

When Ser is locked in, he looks like the best reliever in baseball

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u/Rozzy915 Philadelphia Phillies Oct 19 '22

I questioned my Phaith and then Seranthony opened my eyes to the truth as he hath restored my Phaith.

Phorgive me Father Thompson

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u/yungtrapfatgag Philadelphia Phillies Oct 19 '22

HIMANTHONY DOGMINGEZ

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

Josh Bell is kind of booty. Why is he hitting in the 4 spot

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u/usereddit Philadelphia Phillies Oct 19 '22

Phillies have now removed home field advantage!

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u/thebaysix Seattle Mariners Oct 18 '22

Go Phildres

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u/DonaldJGromp San Diego Padres Oct 19 '22 edited Oct 19 '22

“Darvish is the Axl Rose of pitching”

Shut the fuck up lmao

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u/joey_1324 Cleveland Guardians Oct 19 '22

This Harper guy seems decent crazy nobody had idea who he was before this post season

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u/thedominoeffect_ Major League Baseball Oct 19 '22

Next season’s innovation: on-mound interviews during the inning

“Hey Mr Pitcher, you had him cornered on. 1-2 count but somehow ended up walking him. What happened?”

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u/ey215 San Diego Padres Oct 19 '22

As a Padres fan tip of the cap to Schwarber. Good lord that’s a bomb.

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u/killermoose23 Philadelphia Phillies Oct 19 '22

Absolutely no life from the commentators after witnessing a murder sheeesh

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

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u/kami232 San Diego Padres Oct 19 '22

Dude, idc that it's 2-0. Darvish going 7 IP with 7K is still pretty good.

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u/Corona2789 Los Angeles Angels Oct 19 '22

This game is gonna end just in time for everyone to watch my lakers get utterly embarrassed on national tv

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u/Holdmydicks San Diego Padres Oct 19 '22

We're in trouble

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u/douchebaggery5000 Los Angeles Dodgers Oct 19 '22

Once again confirms my belief that every team has crazy flamethrowers while one of ours thinks he's a fuckin bird

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u/Sportsman180 Philadelphia Phillies Oct 19 '22

SER ANTHONY. LORD COMMANDER OF THE KINGSGUARD. PROTECTOR OF THE PLATE.

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u/FIDLARonTheRoofAZ Philadelphia Phillies Oct 19 '22

Seranthony way to make your manager look smart even though I am still very scared.

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

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u/Rayraywa Oct 19 '22

Harper looks so intimidating. His stance and build, the beard and eyes. Yikes.

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u/bobbyOsullivan Philadelphia Phillies Oct 19 '22

Phillies country, Let's Schwarb.

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u/crayon_paste San Diego Padres Oct 19 '22

GG Phillies.

Y'all scary

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u/Drikkink Philadelphia Phillies Oct 19 '22

Jose Alvarado developing into a legitimate shutdown late reliever is the biggest reason that we turned the season around.

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u/DonaldJGromp San Diego Padres Oct 19 '22

Oh God

Shut the fuck up with this stupid ad

Fuck Citizens for Sanity

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u/L00KINTOIT Philadelphia Phillies Oct 19 '22

Bryce ROASTED that ball, that was a great play

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

I want Yu to win a WS so damn bad

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u/Guilty_Perception_35 San Francisco Giants Oct 19 '22

I don't like or hate these teams enough. Padres are in the Giants division, but the Dodgers consume all my hate there.

I thought starting in 2010 that the Phillies and Giants were going to start a post season rivalry, but that never happened

Here is to hopefully seeing some amazing baseball. Maybe a game 7 thriller is on the menu

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

Officially time to shit on the angels

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u/Rozzy915 Philadelphia Phillies Oct 19 '22

Oooof, thats the pitch Yu hasn't been getting all night so ya'll gonna be rightfully pissed about that call

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u/sc78258 Philadelphia Phillies Oct 19 '22

i know guys, the umpiring for this game has been absolutely terrible

i'm cool with just ending this game now, so we don't have to witness this butchering of the game we all love

no bias

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u/Barb_WyRE Philadelphia Phillies Oct 19 '22

The strike zone is a spectrum lol

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u/GreaterHealingPotion Philadelphia Phillies Oct 19 '22 edited Oct 19 '22

If wheeler gets this out keep him in in the eight until he gives up a base runner or a solo Homer. That’s what I would do as armchair manager anyways

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

we miss you jerry

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u/bigcheese08 St. Louis Cardinals Oct 19 '22

Did that Schwarber ball land yet?

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u/jigglypafupafu San Francisco Giants Oct 19 '22

lol those sad face Kershaw tshirts

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

What a game

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u/spellbadgrammargood Boston Red Sox Oct 19 '22

Drake Bell + Josh Peck => Josh Bell

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u/omgomgwtflol San Diego Padres Oct 19 '22

DEMOCRATS WANT TO FEED YOUR BABIES TO ILLEGALS -these commercials

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u/sc78258 Philadelphia Phillies Oct 19 '22

farthest a homerun has ever travelled in the park?

lol what a casual call what is this commentary

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

If the Phillies win the World Series, I’m gonna get a photorealistic open-mouthed Harper tattooed on my ass.

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u/ContinuumGuy Major League Baseball Oct 19 '22

THE CRONE ZONE > THE CUBE

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u/Guilty_Perception_35 San Francisco Giants Oct 19 '22

Where did all this "mid" come from? I'm old, and if I start saying mid in conversations out in the world and sound like a idiot I'm blaming you guys.

I'm going to be that skateboard over the shoulder "fellow kids" meme

I'm sure this post is probably "mid" but whatever I'm not liking this mid word

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u/peaeyeparker Los Angeles Dodgers Oct 19 '22

Standing lookin’ 3 straight fastballs

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

I guess im insane

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

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u/h8omb Toronto Blue Jays Oct 19 '22

I've always said Yu Darvish is the Axl Rose of pitching

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u/Corona2789 Los Angeles Angels Oct 19 '22

Harper is so strong jfc

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u/PrancingDonkey Los Angeles Dodgers Oct 19 '22

Felt like the wind carried that one. It was up there for a while.

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u/SelfAwareDuplicity Atlanta Braves Oct 19 '22

Free idea for MLB: Don't let reporters interrupt players and coaches in the middle of a playoff game.

And if you must, don't let them ask stupid questions like "You just told your teammates to do x, do you think x is a good idea?"

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u/GreaterHealingPotion Philadelphia Phillies Oct 19 '22

Lmfao where is Soto going

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

That’s clearly a fair ball. What?

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u/victoryboii San Diego Padres Oct 19 '22

These hits sound so good off the bat then they just die

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u/sc78258 Philadelphia Phillies Oct 19 '22

if you had "john smoltz with an angry old man take" on your nlcs bingo card

drink

wait

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u/RPM021 Philadelphia Phillies Oct 19 '22

To my fellow Flyers fans, they just beat the Tampa Bay Lightning to improve to 3-0 on the season, LOL what is happeningggggg

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u/__johnw__ Oct 19 '22

We’ll cut from a game to show an interview but not a replay

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u/SuperMario_49 Los Angeles Angels Oct 19 '22

I do not remember a home run ever being hit like that at Petco Park. Goodness gracious!

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u/LO8ES Washington Nationals Oct 19 '22

Get that pip-squeak out of the dugout. Who the fuck is the show-runner? Vince McMahon?

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u/ljump12 Major League Baseball Oct 19 '22

30 feet further than the previous petco park record. Holy shit.

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u/creaturecatzz Saitama Seibu Lions Oct 19 '22

Dogshit ad implying anyone under the age of 40 can afford a house to even use homeowners insurance

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u/ANCHORDORES Philadelphia Phillies Oct 19 '22

The HP ump has been really inconsistent tonight

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u/i_am_the_senate_ New York Mets Oct 19 '22

This ump is terrible

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

This ump is legitimately horrible lmao

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u/Fedora-Borealis Philadelphia Phillies Oct 19 '22

Decision worked out, saved wheeler’s arm

AND seranthony didn’t throw like any pitches

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u/MaiqDaLiar1177 Philadelphia Phillies Oct 19 '22

I was so devastated when Seranthony needed Tommy John surgery a few years ago. When he came into the league, he was electric - one of the few positives out of the Phillies rebuild. Watching him return to form has made me so happy

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u/TermiteatVersailles San Francisco Giants Oct 19 '22

Padres offense is totally absent. Darvish was incredible, can't blame him for zero run support...

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u/jomns Boston Red Sox Oct 19 '22

Do padres fans not know how to spin a towel?

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u/iBeWaRee San Diego Padres Oct 19 '22

Nope… we are new to this

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u/kami232 San Diego Padres Oct 19 '22

Damn.

GG Phillies. See you tomorrow.

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u/Homeowner_BBQ Philadelphia Phillies Oct 19 '22

"ok bell, let em have it!" Bell: "you can have it"

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u/thebaysix Seattle Mariners Oct 18 '22

Can't I just bet that all the teams will have a fun time?

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u/mat2019 Seattle Mariners Oct 18 '22

that

wasn’t the whole lineup but alright

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '22

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u/caesar____augustus Philadelphia Phillies Oct 19 '22

My God, Ted Barrett's picture is horrifying

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u/powerchord84 Boston Red Sox Oct 19 '22

This place is like Heaven compared to the Hell that was Yankee stadium

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u/crayon_paste San Diego Padres Oct 19 '22

Commentators are so biased towards the baseball team

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

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u/worldsupermedia750 San Diego Padres Oct 19 '22

Well at least this ad is shorter this time

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u/stuntycunty Toronto Blue Jays Oct 19 '22

Oh man. Will these conservative political ads be on all series? Woof.

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u/DonaldJGromp San Diego Padres Oct 19 '22

1 seam

2 seam

Red seam

Yu seam

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u/jimmykane366 Chicago Cubs Oct 19 '22

Why doesn't every pitcher simply learn 7 or 8 pitches

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u/sc78258 Philadelphia Phillies Oct 19 '22

first inning ends

wheeler: and i took that personally

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

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u/mesohappyforever New York Mets Oct 19 '22

Friendly reminder Yu is 2 years older than Kershaw.

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u/FiveDiamondGame Washington Nationals Oct 19 '22

He literally popped that up how the fuck did it get out

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u/bigtice Houston Astros Oct 19 '22

"Stop walking away from me." - Umpire

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u/sc78258 Philadelphia Phillies Oct 19 '22

"tough call for the home plate umpire"

all the more reason to replace them with robots cameras that capture multiple angles

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u/DigMaBar1220 New York Mets Oct 19 '22

Balls not carrying tonight sans Harper 🤯👀😳🧐🧐

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u/jimithelizardking Atlanta Braves Oct 19 '22

I’m 99% sure Taco Bell’s entire plan was the make the country hate Pete Davidson

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u/spoonfedsam San Diego Padres Oct 19 '22

jesus fucking christ 488 ft 120mph LMAO

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u/Insectshelf3 Paper Bag Oct 19 '22

that home run had some hate behind it

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u/FishOnAHorse Cincinnati Reds Oct 19 '22

Bryce Harper with the “Mediocre YouTuber Reacts” face

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u/PizzaPringles69 Houston Astros Oct 19 '22

That Harper face… a meme was born

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u/1019throw2 Philadelphia Phillies Oct 19 '22

Jfc stop the interviews

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u/YesLikeTheJeans Philadelphia Phillies Oct 19 '22

Hardest hit Baseball of his career and the furthest ball ever hit in this park my goodness.

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u/psilocybin_therapy San Francisco Giants Oct 19 '22

Longest dong in Petco history?!

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

Imagine paying thousands of dollars for seats behind home plate only to find out you’re stuck behind Bill Walton

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u/Corona2789 Los Angeles Angels Oct 19 '22

The spirit of Angel Hernandez is behind the plate

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u/waterboy1321 Philadelphia Phillies Oct 19 '22

12 pitches per inning through 6?!

That’s lights out pitching.

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u/KidDelicious14 Philadelphia Phillies Oct 19 '22

Watching Nick Castellanos track down fly balls is one of life's most harrowing experiences.

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

So Wheeler is better than Degrom and Scherzer is what I’m getting from this

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u/NomadCourier Philadelphia Phillies Oct 19 '22

Truly puzzling to take Wheeler out.

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u/WryKeg Kansas City Royals Oct 19 '22

We’re getting a Phillies-Yankees World Series, aren’t we?

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u/Garwoodwould Philadelphia Phillies Oct 19 '22

Padres have good fans. They're not giving up

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u/futhatsy Mets Bandwagon • Confirmed Ball Oct 19 '22

Smoltz blaming that on the shift is such a weenie move lol

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u/RPM021 Philadelphia Phillies Oct 19 '22

GOZER: CHOOSE THE FORM OF YOUR DESTRUCTOR

PADRES: A GOOSE!

THE GROUND SHAKES AS THE WAWA GODS ERUPT IN LAUGHTER BELOW