r/baseball • u/Wallaby_Wallaby • Sep 05 '26

Players Only Full Sequence of umpire Doug Eddings on a power trip

  1. Demanded that pitcher Hancel Rincon (in his MLB debut) straighten his hat since no one will wear a hat like that on "his field".

  2. Cardinals manager Oli Marmol went to talk to Eddings about the hat incident during a pitching change, Eddings gave the Cardinals a pitch clock violation and ejected Marmol.

  3. A couple batters later, with the Cardinals out of challenges, Eddings made a terrible call on a play at the plate to gift the Rockies the lead.

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u/spooky_ed Los Angeles Angels Sep 05 '26

Doug Eddings is a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and his butt smells and he likes to kiss his own butt

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u/MilwauKyle Milwaukee Brewers Sep 05 '26

Hey, he may be ugly and hate-filled, but uh, what was the third thing you said?

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u/fly_guy1 Cincinnati Reds Sep 05 '26

I saw Doug Eddings in the closet with Joe West making babies then I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me.

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u/reskk St. Louis Cardinals Sep 05 '26

My Doug is not a Communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a Communist, but he is NOT a porn star!

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u/wulfboi93 Kansas City Royals Sep 05 '26

Doug Eddings took a shit on my lawn in 2006 and did NOT clean up after himself

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u/Bozo-McGee St. Louis Cardinals Sep 05 '26

That must of been a mess given the look of that ugly elephant

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u/Stuckbetweenstations New York Yankees Sep 05 '26

Aww, you got the stink lines and everything