r/baseball • Umpire • Jun 19 '26

Feature OFFICIAL FRIDAY TRASH TALK THREAD

# RULES:

  1. CAPS LOCK

  2. MAKE JOKES ABOUT OTHER TEAMS

  3. LAUGH AT JOKES ABOUT YOUR TEAM

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u/Pho_Real_Dough Washington Nationals Jun 19 '26

PHILLIES TOO AFRAID OF METS TO PLAY THEM AT HOME ON A FRIDAY NIGHT

11

u/scottborasismyagent Los Angeles Dodgers • MLB Players Association Jun 19 '26

THEY'RE ALL GONNA BE BONDING TOGETHER AT THE WORLD CUP

9

u/SnooCauliflowers9981 Milwaukee Brewers Jun 19 '26

NAH - IT'S PTSD FROM HAVING GOTTEN MIZZED LAST FRIDAY.

7

u/electricalserge Los Angeles Dodgers Jun 19 '26

GETTING MIZZED ON IS THE NEW TERM FOR A MADDUX BUT PITCHED BY A PURE FLAMETHROWER

5

u/GreatSavitar Toronto Blue Jays Jun 19 '26

I THOUGHT THE MIZ WAS A PRO WRESTLER NOT A PITCHER WHAT THE HECK

5

u/R_Hunt Philadelphia Phillies Jun 19 '26

DID HE HAVE TO MIZZ ALL OVER US THO

2

u/SnooCauliflowers9981 Milwaukee Brewers Jun 19 '26

YEAH, HE KINDA DID....🤷‍♀️

47

u/[deleted] Jun 19 '26

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u/GreatSavitar Toronto Blue Jays Jun 19 '26

WAIT WHICH SIDE AM I

25

u/Allformygain Brooklyn Dodgers • Los Ang… Jun 19 '26

YES.

17

u/GreatSavitar Toronto Blue Jays Jun 19 '26

FUCK

14

u/FirestormS11 Toronto Blue Jays Jun 19 '26

WE PLAY BOTH SIDES SO WE ALWAYS COME OUT ON TOP *JUST UNDER HALF THE TIME*

1

u/1sinfutureking Milwaukee Brewers Jun 19 '26

THE AMERICAN LEAGUE AKA THE AMATEURS

6

u/SnapHackelPop Milwaukee Brewers • Seattle Mariners Jun 19 '26

TWO THIRDS OF THE AMERICAN LEAGUE HAVE A LOSING RECORD

GET IT TOGETHER

3

u/Astropolitika Los Angeles Dodgers • Chicago White Sox Jun 19 '26

COUNTERPOINT: IT’D BE FINE IF YOU CONTINUED TO NOT GET IT TOGETHER THROUGH AT LEAST THE 24TH

90

u/GreatSavitar Toronto Blue Jays Jun 19 '26

THEY'RE CALLED THE CUBS CAUSE THEY'RE FREAKING BABIES DUDE!

16

u/GreatSavitar Toronto Blue Jays Jun 19 '26

SORRY GUYS I WAS WRONG THEY ARE BIG BEARS AND WE ARE TEENIE WEENIE BABIES

6

u/electricalserge Los Angeles Dodgers Jun 19 '26

DON'T FEEL BAD. YOU'RE JUST A BUNCH OF BLUE JAYS.

10

u/JerkTheGeneral Chicago Cubs Jun 19 '26

JUST CHECKING IN, HOW ARE THINGS ?

8

u/GreatSavitar Toronto Blue Jays Jun 19 '26

REALLY REALLY BAD. PLEASE ACCEPT MY SINCEREST APOLOGIES.

26

u/JerkTheGeneral Chicago Cubs Jun 19 '26

I KNOW YOU ARE, BUT WHAT AM I

60

u/fuyacrew Milwaukee Brewers Jun 19 '26

7.5 GAMES BACK

25

u/WabbitCZEN New York Yankees • Piece of Metal Jun 19 '26

BAH GAWD, THAT TEAM HAD A FAMILY!!

15

u/GreatSavitar Toronto Blue Jays Jun 19 '26

A FREAKING BEAR BABY IN PRIDE MONTH

7

u/JerkTheGeneral Chicago Cubs Jun 19 '26

ID BE A BEAR IF I WAS MORE HAIRY

14

u/SnooCauliflowers9981 Milwaukee Brewers Jun 19 '26

NAH - YOU'D HAVE TO MOVE TO INDIANA TO BE A BEAR.

3

u/ynsk112 Milwaukee Brewers Jun 19 '26

YOU ARE GODDAMN RIGHT

27

u/ChenYakumo2hu Los Angeles Dodgers • Los Angeles… Jun 19 '26

WHITE SOX STOP PLEASE :(

34

u/CampfireMilkshake Chicago White Sox Jun 19 '26

NO

6

u/Asdilly Cleveland Guardians • Brewers Bandwag… Jun 19 '26

AL CENTRAL OWNS THE DODGERS

1

u/ChenYakumo2hu Los Angeles Dodgers • Los Angeles… Jun 19 '26

FUCK YOU

27

u/iliketreesandbeaches Houston Astros Jun 19 '26

WHY DOES EVERYONE GET SO EXCITED ABOUT A SOCCER TOURNAMENT EVERY FOUR YEARS WHEN THERE ARE 162 GAMES OF BASEBALL TO WATCH EVERY YEAR?

10

u/thanksithas_pockets_ Toronto Blue Jays Jun 19 '26

BECAUSE INTERNATIONAL SOCCER IS A DELIGHT. 

THAT’S LIKE ASKING WHY DO PEOPLE LIKE THE OLYMPICS. 

8

u/iliketreesandbeaches Houston Astros Jun 19 '26

IF YOU WANT TO WATCH SOMETHING DIFFERENT EVERY FEW YEARS, TRY THE WORLD BASEBALL CLASSIC.

IT WAS COOL TO SEE THE SCOTS @ FENWAY THO

7

u/thanksithas_pockets_ Toronto Blue Jays Jun 19 '26

GIVE IN TO THE WORLD CUP, YOU WON’T BE SORRY. 

5

u/chuck212 New York Yankees Jun 19 '26

GAMES CAN END TIED, I DON'T LIKE THAT AND IT SCARES ME.

2

u/thanksithas_pockets_ Toronto Blue Jays Jun 19 '26

ONLY IN THE GROUP STAGE. THERE'S OT IN THE KNOCK OUT STAGES.

2

u/Ok_Fee1043 Boston Red Sox Jun 20 '26

I DONT

24

u/kindergartenchampion San Francisco Giants • Venezuela Jun 19 '26

TONY VITELLO IS MAKING ME MISS SLEEPY BOB AND IVE NEVER BEEN ASHAMED OF BEING A GIANTS FAN UNTIL NOW. YES IM ONLY TRASHING MYSELF BUT IS ANY OTHER TEAM AS LAUGHABLY EMBARRASSING?? ASKING FOR MYSELF

12

u/showwordcount San Francisco Giants • Seattle Mariners Jun 19 '26

I'M SO SICK OF THIS FUCKING TEAM MAN

9

u/stalkaRS San Francisco Giants Jun 19 '26

THIS IS THE LEAST FUN SEASON OF BASEBALL I HAVE EVER WITNESSED

0

u/Traditional_Tune3603 Boston Red Sox Jun 19 '26

RED SOX ARE THIS YEAR. IVE BEEN A FAN ALL MY LIFE SINCE THE 2000'S AND NEVER SEEN THEM THIS BAD

2

u/LastCall_at_LastDive Jun 20 '26

AT LEAST YALL HAVE THE TARTAN ARMY AS FOREVER BESTIES NOW

24

u/RNG_pickle Boston Red Sox Jun 19 '26

FUCK THE REDSOX

9

u/huskyferretguy1 New York Yankees Jun 19 '26

FINALLY WE AGREE ON SOMETHING!

8

u/SnooCauliflowers9981 Milwaukee Brewers Jun 19 '26

NO! WE NEED THEM TO KEEP FEEDING OUR PITCHING PIPELINE!

2

u/Padulsky21 New York Yankees • New York Yankees Jun 19 '26

DAAAAAAAA RED SOX LOSE

1

u/Ok_Fee1043 Boston Red Sox Jun 20 '26

MEET ME AT FOXWOODS

0

u/ftmidk Seattle Mariners Jun 19 '26

THAT’S THE PLAN. 🫡

121

u/ArmiinTamzarian Miami Marlins Jun 19 '26

HOW CAN YOU PITCH IN SAN FRANCISCO AND BE HOMOPHOBIC

72

u/FirestormS11 Toronto Blue Jays Jun 19 '26

BASEBALL PLAYERS HAVE BEEN SMACKING EACH OTHER’S ASSES FOR 50 YEARS BUT THEY DRAW THE LINE AT A RAINBOW HAT?!?

6

u/WabbitCZEN New York Yankees • Piece of Metal Jun 19 '26

THIS IS THE BEST POSSIBLE RESPONSE.

23

u/Jux_ Los Angeles Dodgers • Jackie Robinson Jun 19 '26

HE WAS LIKE “OTHER GUYS DID IT BEFORE AND THERE WASN’T BACKLASH”

THOUGHT HE WAS GOOD ENOUGH TO GET THE KERSHAW TREATMENT ON BIGOTRY

23

u/wait_________what San Francisco Giants Jun 19 '26

THERES NO CURRENT EVIDENCE THOSE GUYS ACTUALLY CAN PITCH

2

u/[deleted] Jun 19 '26

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u/Walnutbutters Cleveland Guardians Jun 19 '26

SOMEONE IS GOING TO WIN THE AL CENTRAL WITH A LOSING RECORD

23

u/OrganicValley_ Milwaukee Brewers Jun 19 '26

SEND THE WHOLE DIVISION TO TRIPLE A

4

u/flyingj138 Detroit Tigers • Dayton Dragons Jun 19 '26

I'D BE HAPPY TO HAVE TOLEDO IN THE MAJOR LEAGUES. WHO NEEDS DETROIT ANYWAY? (PLEASE DO NOT LOOK AT MY FLAIR)

3

u/huskyferretguy1 New York Yankees Jun 19 '26

THIS IS WHY BASEBALL NEEDS RELEGATION!

16

u/Mpuls37 Houston Astros Jun 19 '26

THIS COULD BE SEATTLE'S YEAR. THE KNICKS JUST ENDED A 53-YEAR CHAMPIONSHIP DROUGHT AND WE'RE LIKELY TO MISS THE PLAYOFFS AGAIN, SO WE CAN'T ELIMINATE THEM. THEY'LL HAVE TO DO THAT THEMSELVES AGAIN.

18

u/GreatSavitar Toronto Blue Jays Jun 19 '26

I VOLUNTEER TO DO IT AGAIN

16

u/Mpuls37 Houston Astros Jun 19 '26

YOU MIGHT NOT HAVE TO, MUÑOZ SAVES GAMES LIKE VLADDY HITS BOMBS THIS YEAR

14

u/_Elrond_Hubbard_ Seattle Mariners Jun 19 '26

FUCK I GOTTA GIVE IT TO YA THAT'S A GOOD DOUBLE KILL

3

u/Mpuls37 Houston Astros Jun 19 '26

THANKS I NEEDED THAT COMPLIMENT, WATCHING THE GAMES BRINGS ME VERY LITTLE JOY THIS YEAR.

2

u/iliketreesandbeaches Houston Astros Jun 19 '26

YOU'RE POSTING THIS TO JINX THEM, RIGHT?

RIGHT??

OUR WHOLE DIVISION IS SO ASS THAT EVEN THE ASTROS MIGHT SNATCH THE DIVISION YET. IT'S ONLY JUNE.

1

u/Mpuls37 Houston Astros Jun 19 '26

THE ONLY WAY WE'RE TAKING THE DIVISION IS IF CAM SMITH LEARNS HE CAN STILL HIT THE BALL WITH 2 STRIKES AND MIKE BURROWS LEARNS HE'S NOT THROWING BP.

33

u/JenamalChups Cleveland Guardians • Akron RubberDucks Jun 19 '26

I GOT SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT THE HAMATE BONE.

FUCK YOU, HAMATE BONE! STOP HURTING JOSE RAMIREZ!

7

u/redditisshit1232167 Jun 19 '26

AND VINNIE PASQUANTINO

14

u/electricalserge Los Angeles Dodgers Jun 19 '26

I DONT EVEN WANNA MAKE A JOKE, I JUST FEEL FOR VLADDY. HE WAS THE SCARIEST GUY ON THE BLUE JAYS LAST YEAR AND I CANT BELIEVE HE'S ONLY HIT 4 HOMERS THIS SEASON.

11

u/bolieve11 Toronto Blue Jays • Chaos Bandwagon Jun 19 '26

HIS BACK IS MESSED UP APPARENTLY, IDK WHY HE IS POWERING THROUGH IT, HE JUST WANTS TO HELP THE TEAM, HE DESERVES BETTER AND IT’S MAKING ME SAD

9

u/Glum_Town_2587 St. Louis Cardinals Jun 19 '26

MORE LIKE SAD GUERRERO AMIRITE

5

u/bolieve11 Toronto Blue Jays • Chaos Bandwagon Jun 19 '26

EH TECHNICALLY IT WOULD BE SAD GUERRERO JR. DON’T CHIRP THE WRONG GUY

15

u/UsErNaMeS_aR_DuMb Major League Baseball Jun 19 '26

I WHOLEHEARTEDLY THANK THE RED SOX FOR BEING SORRIER ASSES THAN US ENOUGH TO KEEP US OUT OF LAST PLACE

33

u/Keikobad San Francisco Giants Jun 19 '26

A DODGER WITH A WINNING RECORD IS STILL A BUM

3

u/StealthStaminaKills Jun 19 '26

I WISH THE BROOKLYN BUM WOULD COME OUT OF RETIREMENT.

EDIT: OH SHIT, THIS ISN'T THE COMPLAINT THREAD.

3

u/Astropolitika Los Angeles Dodgers • Chicago White Sox Jun 19 '26

BBL TANNER SCOTT TAKES THAT AS A COMPLIMENT

-1

u/LibrarianFlaky951 Jun 19 '26

YEP AND BUMS THAT ARE GONNA THREE-PEET!

13

u/Joe--Uncle Toronto Blue Jays Jun 19 '26

THE JAYS WILL NEVER LOSE AGAIN!!!
CHICAGO WILL FEEL THE PAIN BOSTON HAS FELT!
(Unless they can score more than 3 runs)

9

u/LegacyLemur Chicago Cubs Jun 19 '26

DAMN, LOOKS LIKE ITS GONNA BE A PAINFUL WEEKEND THEN

10

u/TechnicalTanzer6 Los Angeles Dodgers Jun 19 '26

THE YANKEES ARE SO UNLIKEABLE THAT THE MAYOR CHOSE TO SUPPORT THE METS OVER THEM

43

u/WabbitCZEN New York Yankees • Piece of Metal Jun 19 '26

IMAGINE LIVING IN SAN FRANCISCO AND NOT WANTING TO SHOW SUPPORT ON PRIDE NIGHT.

38

u/trungdino Chicago Cubs Jun 19 '26

YOUR OUTFIELDERS ARE HUMPING EACH OTHER AFTER A W AND YOU REFUSED THE RAINBOW HAT?

25

u/WabbitCZEN New York Yankees • Piece of Metal Jun 19 '26 edited Jun 19 '26

IT'S LIKE HEARING THE RIGHT COMPLAIN ABOUT HOMOSEXUALITY AND THEN EVERY CONVENTION THEY HOLD IS FOLLOWED BY A MASSIVE INCREASE IN GRINDR ACTIVITY IN THE IMMEDIATE AREA.

edited for clarification

23

u/ClayBagel Milwaukee Brewers Jun 19 '26

IMAGINE MOVING YOUR TEAM FROM MILWAUKEE TO ATLANTA JUST TO MOVE YOUR TEAM OUT OF ATLANTA AND INTO A SUBURB

14

u/alxndrblack Toronto Blue Jays • Detroit Tigers Jun 19 '26

SOUNDS ABOUT WHITE

6

u/BaldPeagle Texas Rangers Jun 19 '26

THE B IN NIMBY STANDS FOR BRAVES

8

u/Lukealloneword Houston Astros Jun 19 '26

THE INDIGENOUS PEOPLES BRANDED TEAM PANDERS TO THE WHITES? SHOCKED.

1

u/scottborasismyagent Los Angeles Dodgers • MLB Players Association Jun 20 '26

ELI WHITE SAYS HI

3

u/Lukey_Jangs New York Yankees Jun 19 '26

THE STADIUM ISN’T EVEN IN FULTON COUNTY

3

u/SnooCauliflowers9981 Milwaukee Brewers Jun 19 '26

YEAH, WELL, THIS IS THE SAME TEAM THAT GAVE US WILD BILL FOR FREE.

8

u/CieraVotedOutHerMom Seattle Mariners Jun 19 '26

IT’S COMING HOME

8

u/thanksithas_pockets_ Toronto Blue Jays Jun 19 '26

ENGLAND? THAT YOU?

9

u/SnooCauliflowers9981 Milwaukee Brewers Jun 19 '26

WATCH OUT, EVERYONE - AARON ASHBY IS HELL-BENT ON GETTING 20 WINS THIS SEASON!

1

u/Astropolitika Los Angeles Dodgers • Chicago White Sox Jun 19 '26

TOOK ZAC GALLEN’S POWER WITH THOSE GLASSES

9

u/Shadowwo1f05 New York Yankees Jun 19 '26

BOSTON IS A DUMPSTER FIRE

16

u/ovokramer Los Angeles Dodgers Jun 19 '26

HOW ABOUT ARTE MORENO HIRES JOSEPH GORDON LEVITT AS A BENCH COACH AND THEN MAYBE KURT SUZUKI WOULD HAVE A CHANCE AT KEEPING HIS JOB

5

u/Lukey_Jangs New York Yankees Jun 19 '26

JGL IS TOO BUSY PARTYING WITH PETER THIEL

16

u/rockysauce115 San Francisco Giants • San F… Jun 19 '26

I'VE NEVER FELT MORE SHAME AS A GIANTS FAN THAN WITH THE RAINBOW 4 ON THE TEAM

THAT'S SAYING SOMETHING BECAUSE AS A KID I ONCE DROPPED AN ICE CREAM CONE LIKE 5 SECONDS AFTER MY PARENTS PAID FOR IT AND IT'S BEEN A DOWNHILL SLOPE SINCE THEN

3

u/lucydaydreaming355 San Francisco Giants Jun 19 '26

THE LOSING RECORD DIDN'T BOTHER ME. I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS GROWING PAINS OF A TEAM WITH A NEW MANAGER/STAFF.

AND THEN THEY HAD TO GO AND DO THIS!?!? 😭💔

8

u/carpetsoop Kansas City Royals Jun 19 '26

THE CARDINALS GAVE UP 14 RUNS TO THE 2026 ROYALS LOL

15

u/GoastCrab Los Angeles Dodgers Jun 19 '26

THE BRAVES LOST THEIR BEST IN MLB RECORD AFTER GETTING DEMOLISHED BY THE 2026 GIANTS.

13

u/rockysauce115 San Francisco Giants • San F… Jun 19 '26

WHY BEAT THE ROCKIES WHEN YOU CAN BEAT THE BEST TEAMS IN THE LEAGUE???

WHY HAS NO ONE ELSE TRIED THIS?

8

u/Jdballer22 Toronto Blue Jays • Toronto Blue Jays Jun 19 '26

ARE THEY STUPID?

7

u/Bryce_Lord Texas Rangers Jun 19 '26

HOW CAN YOU GET SWEPT BY THE 2026 TWINS AFTER LOOSING TO THE 2026 RED SOX!

1

u/Traditional_Tune3603 Boston Red Sox Jun 19 '26

WE ALSO BEAT THE NEW YORK YANKEES ONCE!

7

u/AHugeBear Kansas City Royals Jun 19 '26

HAHA DUMB BIRDS

4

u/Glum_Town_2587 St. Louis Cardinals Jun 19 '26

THE ONLY DUMB BIRDS ARE THE ONES FLYING ABOVE THE BALLPARK WHEN THE ST LOUIS CARDINALS PITCHING STAFF IS IN TOWN. YOU’RE IN DANGER BUDDY

1

u/AHugeBear Kansas City Royals Jun 19 '26

TRUE BUT I’LL BE STUCK IN THE MIDDLE OF 435 IN ALL THE WORLD CUP TRAFFIC IF THEY CAN REACH ME THEN THEY HAVE LEGIT FIRE

7

u/TheBoraxKid New York Yankees Jun 19 '26

WHO COULD HAVE EVER GUESSED THAT THE +5 RUN DIFFERENTIAL RAYS WOULD BE LOSING THE DIVISION

1

u/[deleted] Jun 19 '26 edited Jun 19 '26

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u/shadedmoonlight Milwaukee Brewers • Springfield Nucle… Jun 19 '26

SPEAK UP AND FLAIR UP

3

u/TheBoraxKid New York Yankees Jun 19 '26

YOULL HAVE TO SHOULD LOUDER FOR ME TO HEAR YOU FROM THE TOP LITTLE BIRDIE

3

u/Alienpeppers New York Yankees Jun 19 '26

BLUE JAYS FANS THINK THEYRE STILL RELEVANT

2

u/Padulsky21 New York Yankees • New York Yankees Jun 19 '26

RYAN MCMAHON HAS DOUBLE VLADDY’S HRS

1

u/chuck212 New York Yankees Jun 19 '26

WHY MANY WIMPY HITS WHEN COUPLE STRONG HITS WILL DO

0

u/Iwillbingyoubongs Toronto Blue Jays Jun 19 '26

I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM

5

u/Objective_Noise_690 New York Mets Jun 19 '26

I DON’T CARE ABOUT SOCCER. LET THEM PLAY BASEBALL AND CONTINUE THIS GLORIOUS 2-GAME WINNING STREAK.

6

u/Glum_Town_2587 St. Louis Cardinals Jun 19 '26

MATTHEW LIBERATORE GAVE UP 3 HOME RUNS BEFORE HE GOT OUT OF BED THIS MORNING

19

u/scottborasismyagent Los Angeles Dodgers • MLB Players Association Jun 19 '26

WHY CAN'T EVERY TEAM WHO DOESN'T PLAY HOME GAMES IN CALIFORNIA GET A ROOF ?

9

u/SnooCauliflowers9981 Milwaukee Brewers Jun 19 '26

CUZ THEY'RE MORANS?

4

u/MissyMAK08 Seattle Mariners Jun 19 '26

THE IRONY

4

u/Glum_Town_2587 St. Louis Cardinals Jun 19 '26

THE CEILING IS THE ROOF

5

u/1sinfutureking Milwaukee Brewers Jun 19 '26

GET A ROOF MORANS

11

u/ArmiinTamzarian Miami Marlins Jun 19 '26

WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL THEM

5

u/alxndrblack Toronto Blue Jays • Detroit Tigers Jun 19 '26

POVERTY ASS YANKEES AND METS

2

u/scottborasismyagent Los Angeles Dodgers • MLB Players Association Jun 20 '26

RAIN DELAYS, POSTPONING GAMES AND MAKING THEM UP AREN’T COOL … PLAYING BASEBALL IS

5

u/offda-Aux Chicago White Sox Jun 19 '26

THE WHITE SOX WILL FOREVER RUN THE AL CENTRAL FROM NOW ON, CLEVELAND IS A HELLHOLE

4

u/boozer_69 Baltimore Orioles Jun 19 '26

I HATE BASEBALL

4

u/OG_Dadshark Jun 19 '26

PHIlLIES SEND BRANDON MARSH IN TO BALDING SPECIALIST! HUGE CONCERN IN THE FRONT OFFICE BECAUSE IF HE EVER GOES BALD HE WILL HAVE TO WET HIS PANTS!

BRYCE DALLAS HARPER WEARS HEELS ON THE FIELD, COS SHE A DIVA.

KYLE SCHWARBER IS SCHWARTS SENSITIVE

GIVE TO THE BRANDON MARSH HAIRDRYER FUND.
FOR ONLY 9.99/MONTH YOU CAN HELP PREVENT CRANIAL ATHLETES FOOT FUNGUS BALDNESS
(YES ITS REAL)

PHILLIES HIRED A SPEACH THERAPIST FOR JT.
HES STILL REALT MUTE THO.

TREA TURNER AROUND AND JUST GO BACK TO THE DUGOUT. (Classic)

ALEC BOHM
USES FOAM
FINGER TO PICK HIS
NOHSE

DONT GET ME STARTED ON THIER PITCHERS ILL MAKE EM CRY.

7

u/alxndrblack Toronto Blue Jays • Detroit Tigers Jun 19 '26

FLAIR UP COWARD

5

u/OG_Dadshark Jun 19 '26

I HAVE NO TEAM! NO TEAMS FOR 1500 MILES WITH THE CLOSEST ONES BLACKED OUT! AMAZING JOB WITH All THE BLACKOUTS MLB!
I JUST TRAVEL TO RANDOM STADIUMS AND HECKLE ALL OF THEM! IF THAT MAKES ME A COWARD FINE! BASEBALL IS BETTER WHEN YOU CAN LOVE ALL THE TEAMS AND SIT AT HOME MAKING UP SCHOOLYARD INSULTS ABOUT ALL THE PLAYERS LIKE ITS LITTLE LEAGUE. THIS IS MY HILL.

2

u/Pho_Real_Dough Washington Nationals Jun 19 '26

Schwarts Sensitive LOL

1

u/OG_Dadshark Jun 19 '26

“I see your schwarts is as big as mine”

6

u/KakeLin Philadelphia Phillies • Rays Bandwagon Jun 19 '26

I HOPE THE BRAVES LIGHT UP THE MIZ BUT END UP LOSING THE GAME ANYWAY

3

u/Darth_Gostkowski New York Mets Jun 20 '26

MY MAN

2

u/KakeLin Philadelphia Phillies • Rays Bandwagon Jun 20 '26

SADLY THEY DIDN'T LOSE BUT THEY GAVE THE MIZ AN L INSTEAD OF A ND

4

u/R_Hunt Philadelphia Phillies Jun 19 '26

NOT QUITE OUR RIVAL BUT THE BREWERS OWE US FOR CORBIN BURNES YOINKING WHEELER'S CY YOUNG IN 2021. THE MIZ SHOULD RETURN THE SLAB (TROPHY) PEACEFULLY TO SANCHEZ AND WE CAN GO BACK TO OUR OWN DIVISIONS

4

u/swahara Boston Red Sox Jun 19 '26

IMAGINE NOT HAVING 30 WINS (KILL ME).

3

u/BackyardSportsHQ Jun 19 '26

30 TEAMS, ~800 PLAYERS AND YET NONE OF YOUR GMs THOUGHT TO DRAFT PABLO SANCHEZ

3

u/alxndrblack Toronto Blue Jays • Detroit Tigers Jun 19 '26

ALSO, FUCK IKF

LIKE I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW MUCH FUCK IKF

3

u/strahlend_frau Atlanta Braves Jun 19 '26

I DON'T CARE I'M JUST MAD THE BRAVES NO LONGER HAVE THE MOST WINS WTF

2

u/mjd1977 Philadelphia Phillies • Philadelphia Phillies Jun 19 '26

THEY ONLY MAKE THE PHILLIES START NOLA AND PAINTER TO MAKE IT FAIR FOR EVERYONE ELSE.

GUESS WHAT BITCHES PAINTER WAS DEMOTED!

2

u/i_run_from_problems Anaheim Angels • Rally Monkey Jun 19 '26

NOPE

3

u/Traditional_Tune3603 Boston Red Sox Jun 19 '26

THE DAMN YANKS COULDN'T WANK FOR THEMSELVES WITHOUT BUYING THE HAND TO DO IT

1

u/Alienpeppers New York Yankees Jun 19 '26

AT LEAST OUR OWNER ISNT A COMPLETE BUM WHO REVELS IN HIS TEAM BEING SHIT AND FANS DEMANDING HE SELLS THE TEAM

4

u/StealthStaminaKills Jun 19 '26

YOU NEED TO BE MORE SPECIFIC, BRO. YOU JUST DESCRIBED FIVEISH TEAMS.

5

u/Alienpeppers New York Yankees Jun 19 '26

HE HAS A RED SOX FLAIR BUT IF THE SHOE FITS ANYONE CAN WEAR IT

2

u/Jdballer22 Toronto Blue Jays • Toronto Blue Jays Jun 19 '26

BEWARE CUBBIES. THE BIRDS ARE COMING TO CHIRAQ. AND THEY ARE OUT FOR BLOOD.

3

u/1sinfutureking Milwaukee Brewers Jun 19 '26

BLUE JAYS ARE CORVIDS AND CORVIDS ARE MEAN. ERGO YOU ARE MEAN. PLEASE BEAT THE CUBS AND DONT SUCK

2

u/InspectorTiny1952 Toronto Blue Jays Jun 19 '26

LOL BOSTON

2

u/Brix001 San Francisco Giants Jun 19 '26

THE GIANTS

1

u/StealthStaminaKills Jun 20 '26

AGAIN, NOT THE COMPLAINT THREAD.

2

u/CabassoG New York Yankees Jun 19 '26

FACING THE AL CENTRAL

(YES, I AM IGNORING YESTERDAY AS DOVAL CAMILOFLAGES AS A RELIEVER)

2

u/StealthStaminaKills Jun 19 '26

2026 SHOHEI OHTANI: THE ONLY YEAR WHEN THE MVP IS A CY YOUNG CONSOLATION PRIZE.

2

u/Reasonable-Power New York Yankees Jun 19 '26

CAMILO DOVAL IS ASS

2

u/LibrarianFlaky951 Jun 19 '26

THE PADRES ARE BACK TO BEING A PRETTY DECENT AA TEAM

5

u/Decoys_Leash_Handler Los Angeles Dodgers Jun 19 '26

FUCK THE GIANTS, BUT EXTRA FUCK THE HOMOPHOBIC CHRISTIAN ONES AND ALSO FUCK BLAKE TREINEN

1

u/cbpantskiller Kansas City Royals Jun 19 '26

WHAT THE HECK IS A HAMATE BONE?

GO ROYALS.

3

u/StealthStaminaKills Jun 19 '26

I THOUGHT IT WAS WHEN YOU BOWL FOUR STRIKES IN A ROW.

1

u/alxndrblack Toronto Blue Jays • Detroit Tigers Jun 19 '26

THE WINDS AT FENWAY AND WRIGLEY WILL REVIVE VLADDY'S SLUGGING PERCENTAGE

1

u/adullploy Jun 19 '26

Orioles about to beat you for 1 of those 3 games. That 1 is gonna be great but the rest will be a home run derby for your hitters. Watch out!

4

u/shadedmoonlight Milwaukee Brewers • Springfield Nucle… Jun 19 '26

WHY ARE YOU WHISPERING?

5

u/adullploy Jun 19 '26

SORRY I REVERSE LOWER CASED LOCK LIKE A STUPID YANKEE FAN

3

u/StealthStaminaKills Jun 19 '26

SPEAK UP, SONNY.

1

u/huskyferretguy1 New York Yankees Jun 19 '26

THE REDS WEAR RED SO WE DONT SEE THEM BLEED!

AND SKYLINE CHILI IS OVERRATED!

1

u/1sinfutureking Milwaukee Brewers Jun 19 '26

HEY ATLANTA REMEMBER THAT TIME WE WON A TWO-TEAM TRADE BETWEEN YOU AND THE ATHLETICS?

1

u/urglegru San Francisco Giants Jun 19 '26 edited Jun 25 '26

GONNA TALK TRASH ON MY OWN TEAM BULLPEN IS TOO FOCUSED ON HATING THE GAYS TO GET A FUCKING SAVE GODDAMN MOTHERFUCK SHIT ASS

1

u/plumpyplummy Jun 19 '26

Oh Cubs at 39 wins time for them to go on another 10 game losing streak. 🤷‍♂️🙄

1

u/shadedmoonlight Milwaukee Brewers • Springfield Nucle… Jun 20 '26

WHY ARE YOU WHISPERING?

1

u/Asdilly Cleveland Guardians • Brewers Bandwag… Jun 19 '26

I MIGHT AS WELL NOT WATCH BASEBALL UNTIL AUGUST BECAUSE WE ARE GARBAGE WITHOUT JRAM AND CDL

1

u/WholeAssVIBE Jun 19 '26

YANKEES SUCK

1

u/PleasantLibrarian434 Jun 20 '26

MANNY NO NO MANNY NO

1

u/StealthStaminaKills Jun 19 '26

IMAGINE IF THE PADRES DIDN'T HAVE MASON MILLER.

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u/megadumbbonehead Toronto Blue Jays Jun 19 '26

Hey other teams: 🖕🤬.

Nah just playin you guys are all right.

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u/shadedmoonlight Milwaukee Brewers • Springfield Nucle… Jun 19 '26

WHAT?

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u/Firetruckpants Anaheim Angels • Rally Monkey Jun 19 '26

SPEAK UP PLEASE

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u/deepstatediplomat San Diego Padres Jun 19 '26 edited Jun 19 '26

I HEARD THE GIANTS FORFEITED A WHOLE ASS GAME BECAUSE THEY WOULDN'T WEAR THE PRIDE CAPS!!!

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u/Olderbutnotdead619 Jun 19 '26

SO EXCITED! GO PADRES!!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '26

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u/CieraVotedOutHerMom Seattle Mariners Jun 19 '26

I CAN’T UNDERSTAND YOUR ACCENT

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u/Jux_ Los Angeles Dodgers • Jackie Robinson Jun 19 '26

WHAT

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u/z_o_i_n_k_z Chicago Cubs Jun 19 '26

I just wanna take a second to trash the mods of this sub. Maybe the worst out of all sports league subs on Reddit.

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u/1sinfutureking Milwaukee Brewers Jun 19 '26

IS YOUR CAPS LOCK ON THE IL ALONG WITH YOUR ENTIRE PITCHING STAFF AND YOUR DIVISION HOPES

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u/InspectorTiny1952 Toronto Blue Jays Jun 19 '26

LOL

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u/Drinks2nite Jun 19 '26

BANANA BALL IS FOR IDIOTS.