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u/lokemannen 3d ago
His nickname, Catturd, really describes himself well.
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u/Ok-Panda7645 3d ago
He said in an interview that it's from childhood when he was tricked into eating a cat turd from a litter box. Imagine being that dumb and then wearing it like a badge of honor. And then telling people about it.Ā
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u/ShermanTeaPotter 3d ago
So being exposed to a shitload of parasites that are perfectly capable of causing brain damage is a satisfying explanation for the observed level of brain rot.
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u/Indigo2015 3d ago
Hey letās not throw blame at the innocent parasites. This idiot got that way all on his own.
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u/Unique-Particular746 3d ago
And letās not criticize brain-damaging parasites. RFK, Jr., might get his feelings hurt.
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u/unnown_one 3d ago
I think you mean RFK Jr's brainworm might get his feelings hurt.
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u/Important_Phrase 3d ago
There's always a tweet, isn't it?
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u/Falikosek 3d ago
I mean, it's kinda easy to find a contradictory tweet when you just keep bootlicking whatever's the current narrative of the populist party.
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u/CosineDanger 3d ago
Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia.
Chocolate rations have been raised from 30 grams to 20 grams.
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u/Forsworn91 3d ago
Oh no no you see itās different, when itās a republican doing it itās ācuteā.
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u/SleepWouldBeNice 3d ago
If they didnāt have double standards, they wouldnāt have any standards at all.
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u/Gashenkov 3d ago
Hitting russia = hating America? Lmao this is absolute idiotic level of propaganda, who even buys this stuff how is this possible
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u/Chlloeira 3d ago
Does the playbook change every week or do they forget what they tweeted yesterday?
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u/DarthButtz 3d ago
They get their marching orders every week, the last week's orders be dammed. The money from spreading that bullshit is all that matters
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u/ChanceryTheRapper 3d ago
The sad part is only a handful of them actually get paid and the rest do it for free.
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u/ChanceryTheRapper 3d ago
The fact that this idiot had retained any sort of audience at any point is just a real indictment of how fucked America is.
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u/Potato-chipsaregood 3d ago
I am not sure why he keeps getting featured. Lightweight.
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u/ChanceryTheRapper 3d ago
Same reason trump does he's loudly wrong and how cultists are proud of it
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u/StuTheSheep 3d ago
Isn't Catturd a paid Russian agent?
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u/wings_of_wrath 3d ago
The sad truth is I don't think anyone is paying him, he's doing this for free...
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u/Wabbit65 3d ago
Funny, I don't remember Democrats favoring Russia over Ukraine in 2022. I do remember Trump saying Putin was a genius for massing troops in the Ukraine border before the invasion tho. Catturd's memory is (likely intentionally) faulty.
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u/Eerixall 3d ago
this talking point has been beaten to death multiple times over but it just is too true so I'll put it here: every accusation is a confession with these guys
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u/christiant91 3d ago
You only have to look at who Trump gets into bed with. Putin, Xi, Kim. He loves an authoritarian.
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u/Yafka 3d ago
I don't follow Catturd or Gunther Eagleman, but I see a lot of self-owns from both of them here on Reddit. Can either of these guys keep a principled stand on anything without flip-flopping when the party of the president changes?
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u/powerlesshero111 3d ago
Much like all Republicans, if they didn't have double standards, they would have no standards at all.
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u/Basic_Ad3600 23h ago
Liberals are principled? Ya'll supported Obama when he deported 5 million of your "neighbors" but then flip flop and call for de-fund ICE when Trump is doing the job he was sworn in to do. And what's up with Obama kicking them out and then Biden letting them back in? Fking idiots.
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u/Character_Click5531 4h ago
I object to the TACTICS which y'all seem to ignore, and construction, agriculture, and other industries are suffering from lack of labor. Why aren't Americans taking these jobs? Because they are hard labor and don't pay well. Seriously, you can shut up about the "well Obama did it...." And Biden VETTED those coming in, which you also like to ignore.
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u/Basic_Ad3600 2h ago
What vetting? In your attempt to gaslight you reveal your own disgust with Biden democrats.
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u/FluffyInstincts 3d ago
Ya'll think that's still a real, serious person...?
It's either a robo-account, a foreign agitator, or a husk that sold all of its soul for a six-figure salary paid entirely in dark money.
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u/KonungariketSuomi 3d ago
His real name is Philip Buchanan. A paid mouthpiece? Almost certainly. But it is a real dude making these tweets.
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u/mudanhonnyaku 2d ago edited 2d ago
He's a late-boomer/early-GenX (5 years old in 1969 according to himself, which puts him right on the cusp of the two generations) multiple-times-divorced white man who lives in the Florida Panhandle. Not a Russian or a bot, just the Statistically Most Republican Man in America on every demographic axis you could possibly name.
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u/FluffyInstincts 2d ago edited 2d ago
Nah...
Well, maybe...? But to me, that thing sounds like it's on whatever side pays them. The constant BS flow outta them and others has direct contradictions too many times, and pretty much anyone genuine/sincere would've cared about that much. Plus, it also isn't a unique behavioral pattern, or a unique problem among those exhibiting it - the issues are inherent to numerous accounts just like it, insane contradictions and all. In a term, it's a pattern.
And it wouldn't be. It isn't like they don't care, it's exactly that they don't care from one day to the next. And that tells me "they have no sincere skin in the game." Else they'd give a fuck that they looked like the had L.E.D's for eyeballs whenever they did this BS.
So I don't think they're anything but a paid off rabble rouser. The contradictions are too severe imo.
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u/Sidus_Preclarum 2d ago
We pretty well know who catturd is, actually. Fun fact: he is super divorced, because ofc he is.
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u/FluffyInstincts 2d ago
Unsurprising... a lack of moral standards doesn't lend itself well to maintaining healthy relationships. Not usually a judgement I'd so readily heft against some bloke idk personally, but I think we've seen enough of his antics to throw some fair shade by now.
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u/funpen 2d ago
Since when were dems pro-putin in 2022??
Biden was probably the toughest when it comes to Russia & Putin compared to any past and present US president as well as any current European/UK presidents/PMās.
Europe and even Zelensky laughted in Bidenās face when he insisted that Putin was about to invade Ukraine. Yet Biden proved them all wrong and then brought together and galvanized world leaders/EU to counter Russia. He was the first to bring major sanctions against Russia for their attacks on Ukraine.
Last I check it was Republicans who voted against his sanctions and its Trump who has since ended a lot of Bidenās Russia sanctions and who refuses to sell weapons to Ukraine
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u/tomjones1001 2d ago
Adam Kinzinger isnāt even a Democrat so the OPs juxtaposition doesnāt make that much sense. That being said, you and this post are correct that Democrats were not Putin puppets at any time.
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u/Separate-Taro3569 3d ago
I can't remember, is this the one who was fired as a cop because he was too stupid or the dude that eats banana's with a fork because he thinks its gay to eat it like a normal human being?
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u/ImperialSupplies 3d ago
Great story. great post Hey can I see a list of the countries Russia has been selling diesel to the entire Ukranian war who are publicly supporters of Ukraine?
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u/Responsible-Tell8323 9h ago
Catturd will say an do anything to help protect the Epstein class. Truth is irrelevant.
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u/Blikenave 3d ago
If a Catturd posts in the woods, but there isn't a Redditor around to repost it, does it make a sound?
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u/Dead-O_Comics 3d ago
Why do people get mad when someone puts a spotlight on prominent right wing commenters on Twitter?
Sane people don't participate in that cesspit. But it's always interesting to see how the mouthpieces are trying to spin reality.
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u/DreadDiana 3d ago edited 3d ago
If you bring up account histories proving hypocrisy, the only clapback available is accusing someone of obsession
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u/mt6606 3d ago
Because they are actively promoting them lol.
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u/Dead-O_Comics 3d ago
Oh yeah, putting two tweets together demonstrating what enormous hypocrites they are is really promoting them...
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u/Dead-O_Comics 3d ago edited 3d ago
It's not rage bait when they are actively trying to steer the narrative. That's just trying to influence public perceptions.
That's why putting two tweets side by side like this is important. It exposes the absolute bullshit peddled by the right. That's why r/trumpcriticizestrump was so successful during his last admin.
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