Brain validates every choice like a scheming advisor full of intrigue

[u/hapimaskshop]

It’s among all the other brain chatter.

[u/Fortified_Phobia]

Okay but for real the first stall is always the cleanest, hardly anyone uses it due to a weird phycological quirk where we just don’t pick the first one.

[u/hapimaskshop → u/Fortified_Phobia]

It’s where the rushers go! The ones who need to blow their pants! Never trust a first stall!