r/adhdmeme • u/aqswdezxc • 2d ago

meme Daily routine

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u/IsthosTheGreat 2d ago

e e e

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u/ofirkedar 2d ago

No no, it clearly says
e ‎ e‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎e

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u/IsthosTheGreat 2d ago

I wrote this but reddit said "no" and I didn't insist

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u/ofirkedar 2d ago edited 1d ago

You have to trick Reddit. I use black Unicode symbols
Who downvoted my comment? 😂 I know it was only one of ya's. Is it because I miswrote blank?

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u/Traumatised_Panda 2d ago

Instructions unclear, smashed my pen out of frustration with my life

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u/BigWangersIncTm 2d ago edited 1d ago

God damnit, you were supposed to wait until tomorrow! (So relatable tho. I smashed {or chewed} so many pens out of frustration, god damn)

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u/sixtus_clegane119 2d ago

At least it wasn’t your peen

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u/Slight-Winner-8597 1d ago

Well, now you have to go to the shop with stationary for a new pen, the one you relate to/connect with so you won't lose this one like the last 3.

While you're there, better buy a pretty notebook or two that you swear you will unfuck your life with, that ultimately goes unused.

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u/Traumatised_Panda 1d ago

I already have 3 such notebooks 😢...

I think I will keep using this pen with a smashed in cap as a reminder to take out my frustrations on random crap rather than myself.

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u/Outrage_Carpenter 2d ago

Fuck thing for five hours? Talk about stamina

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u/fritzkoenig Resident Cloudcuckoolander 2d ago

The joy of SSRIs - "here are some meds that make you slightly less depressed but you cannot cum anymore"

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u/Wombat_Evolved_ 2d ago

Was I genuinely the only one that had the opposite effect when I started? My libido shot up like crazy on top of my already sky high drive.

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u/Spiritual_Priority79 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/WxDZ77xhPXf3i

I rember those days, not as fun as kink makes it out to be

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u/Outrage_Carpenter 2d ago

Just wait until you try coming off them...

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u/TundieRice 2d ago

ADHD meds’ll do that!

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u/Outrage_Carpenter 2d ago

I've never been on the meds but i do "self medicate" if you catch me drift

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u/TundieRice 2d ago

I self-medicated with way too much Adderall for years before being diagnosed and prescribed Vyvanse, and yeah…5 hours is honestly the low-end of my “stamina” back then, lol.

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u/Outrage_Carpenter 2d ago

Oh i been self medicating with the smelly green herb... 5 minutes seems like a lifetime. 5 hours would be an eternity to me

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u/Significant_Lie_2562 1d ago

I think you have to see a doctor if you fuck thing for five hours straight

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u/FitPreparation2884 2d ago

I laugh and then cry regularly on this sub

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u/TK_TK_ 2d ago

“Existential read” is right

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u/dont_remember_eatin 2d ago

You sin for 1-2 hours... per day???

Your undercarriage must be raw as hell.

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u/rogue_noob 2d ago

They also fuck something for 5 hours.

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u/donttrytoleaveomsk 2d ago

Can also be 10-20 hours if we count sloth and envy of other people's executive function

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u/AmputeeHandModel jhfgjhgfhjgfjhg 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/yjs4noW0nqYc8

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u/SparxxWarrior97 2d ago

Waketh not! For tis not a dream, thou hath stealed away with ye meme! Hehehehe!

https://giphy.com/gifs/3ogwFUdcu5eQVgRoTm

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u/MoonDoggie_99 2d ago

Y’all are getting to fuck thing?

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u/grumpy__g 2d ago

I am too tired for this. What is happening here?

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u/Top_Sky_4731 2d ago

“Eat one thing for 4 hours” is so me.

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u/omjy18 2d ago

(The wing)

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u/Bully_me-please 2d ago

r/speedoflobsters

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u/aqswdezxc 2d ago

That's where i stole it from

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u/Skipper0463 2d ago

#2 sounds exhausting

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u/Kaeiaraeh 2d ago

What did this originally say?

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u/cavsa2 2d ago

Accurate

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u/Accomplished_Owl7557 2d ago edited 2d ago

Great way to end your day - nothing compares to a classic eee.

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u/FewElk6678 2d ago

I hate when that feeling of existential read comes over me 😬

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u/Green_Burn 2d ago

i am at todays e e ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ e phase

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u/fascintee don’t talk to me or my 11,713 tabs again 2d ago

What is this even trying to say?

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u/ToughCookie1008 2d ago

I wanna say its more or less showing that you try so hard to remember the list of crap you have to do. And what is shown is how much is held onto by the brain and if you think real hard, MAYBE you remember the things.

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u/fuckFuckfuckfck 2d ago

Are these Lincoln park lyrics?

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u/TheDungeonCrawler 2d ago

This is a good representation of me on days I've forgotten my Adderall and my coffee.

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u/stilldebugging 2d ago

This is oddly correct

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u/ThresholdSeven 2d ago

I can pan so fucking hard

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u/Repulsive-Durian4800 2d ago

You can improve your efficiency quite a bit. If you fuck the right (wrong?) things, you can get your fucking and sinning done at the same time, AND get a lot more sinning done.

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u/yourmanhimself 2d ago

Painfully relatable 😂

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u/TDtV08 1d ago

Overstimulation?

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u/JaXaren 1d ago

EEEEE

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EEE

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EEEEE

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u/chugginvodkas 1d ago

I am actually crying with laughter 

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u/Significant_Lie_2562 1d ago

Fuck thing for 5 hours, but one sin for 1-2 hours?

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u/No_Freedom9720 6h ago

lmao perfectly accurate

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u/[deleted] 16h ago

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u/DuckofInsanity 9h ago

They removed letters to change what the post was saying, to make it different from the original