r/XRatedHaiku • u/AppropriateString305 • 20d ago
Near six Hundred Days/ Respond with pics perverts/ Might send pics of 'toys' NSFW
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r/XRatedHaiku • u/FluffyTheWyvern • 21d ago
Her soft supple breasts / Smother me in the best way / Boobs are my haven NSFW
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r/XRatedHaiku • u/FluffyTheWyvern • 22d ago
Her whip loudly cracks / Hard and fast how I like it / Mistress always knows NSFW
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r/XRatedHaiku • u/AppropriateString305 • 26d ago
Ye pillage? Plunder?/ Talk Like A Pirate Day, Mates!/ Pillage AND Pluge her! NSFW
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r/XRatedHaiku • u/AppropriateString305 • Sep 15 '26
He railed me so hard/ Two days past my missed Cake Day/ Came fIve times tonight NSFW
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r/XRatedHaiku • u/Able-Metal1069 • Sep 14 '26
Your breath against mine/Night burns between our bodies/Dawn finds us entwined NSFW
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r/XRatedHaiku • u/FluffyTheWyvern • Sep 13 '26
Queer kisses land soft / Tender touches dance over / Tongues that trace and yearn NSFW
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r/XRatedHaiku • u/NudeSamoan • Sep 10 '26
steam rose from your chest / my buttocks, under arrest / this ain't Germany NSFW
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r/XRatedHaiku • u/AppropriateString305 • Sep 07 '26
Farewell, Sissy Blue/ Balls Fellatrix, your ashes/ are in the ground, now NSFW
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r/XRatedHaiku • u/NudeSamoan • Aug 30 '26
gay innovation / he calls his mouth a pussy / DVDA, solved NSFW
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r/XRatedHaiku • u/NudeSamoan • Aug 07 '26
my buttocks is wet / you say you ain't finish yet / never mind, just blood NSFW
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r/XRatedHaiku • u/Neat_Description7476 • Jul 16 '26
Pressed against her bed/with you inside me I’m home/the house is burning NSFW
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r/XRatedHaiku • u/_Smosh_XD • Jun 21 '26
Jerk my peen alone/ lotion tissues and my phone/ mommy just came home NSFW
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r/XRatedHaiku • u/NudeSamoan • Jun 13 '26
at the gay sauna / the legend of my asshole / a tail old as me NSFW
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r/XRatedHaiku • u/NudeSamoan • Jun 06 '26
slow at the gay bar / so I deploy my buttocks / a line out the door NSFW
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r/XRatedHaiku • u/NudeSamoan • Jun 03 '26
guards turn a blind eye / disgusted by my brown eye / my ass in prison NSFW
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r/XRatedHaiku • u/NudeSamoan • May 20 '26
forget the flowers / no need to meet the parents / dating my asshole NSFW
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r/XRatedHaiku • u/NudeSamoan • May 07 '26
unseemly photos / my run for office, thwarted / blackmailed by black males NSFW
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r/XRatedHaiku • u/Otherwise_Tip318 • Apr 29 '26
Do you like haiku?/poems about nature and time/blow it out your ass NSFW
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r/XRatedHaiku • u/Unusual-Ad5243 • Apr 20 '26
She pulled off her shirt / Red flags sewn into her bra / Still, I took it off NSFW
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r/XRatedHaiku • u/mynewjourney2425 • Mar 28 '26
I cut the peppers/should not have touched my penis/the pee of regret NSFW
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r/XRatedHaiku • u/mynewjourney2425 • Mar 28 '26
My asshole is blue/Forbidden Poseidens kiss/I feel so much shame NSFW
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I legit thought of this one after the biggest splash back using a freshly cleaned Porta potty.
r/XRatedHaiku • u/NudeSamoan • Mar 22 '26
[ Removed by Reddit ] / that works as the first line here / fucking idiots NSFW
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r/XRatedHaiku • u/[deleted] • Mar 17 '26
People carve on trees / On one local tree I saw / A penis was carved NSFW
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r/XRatedHaiku • u/NudeSamoan • Mar 17 '26
three cheeks, two assholes / optimized for a threesome / gay evolution NSFW
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