r/WhitePeopleTwitter • • 2h ago

Paxton is probably seething right now

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u/apoca1ypse12 2h ago

dude's ability to diss his opponent in the most respectful way puts him in a class of his own. if he wins Texas, i can see him becoming a president one day. We need someone with class, dignity back in the white house.

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u/Designer-Contract852 1h ago

He acts presidential.  I hope Texas votes him in and his star rises. 

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u/becooltheywatching 1h ago

WEST SIDE!

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u/ayalael87 1h ago

RIVERSIDE MOTHAF**KA

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u/monroebaby 1h ago

I can’t wait until Monday so I can cast my ballot for him!!! 🎉

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u/CornBopper001 1h ago

I’m gonna vote blue so freaking hard!

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u/notantifa 1h ago

I will also be erect while voting blue

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u/Itchywasabi 43m ago

With you brother. Too erect voting that my blood stops flowing on it til it turns blue.

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u/Mocosa 30m ago

Make sure you have your sample ballot printed out and ready to go with your choices! No phones allowed in the voting area.

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u/jw307jw 1h ago

I’ve noticed this driving around the Texas triangle the last couple weeks. All of Paxtons billboards are calling talarico a vegan, gay, or supporter of the LGBTQ as an insult. All of talarico’s billboards are his policies, specifically protecting or enhancing things people support.

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u/caillouuu 1h ago

jAmEs tALaRiCo wAnTs YOU tO pAy fOr YOUR DISTRICT'S tRaNs sUrGeRy aNd hE'LL sEnD yOu tO JAIL iF yOu DONT

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u/jw307jw 1h ago

Or “talarico is for they/them” oh so he’s an ally? Are you saying that as a senator there’s a sector of the population you won’t be representing?? That’s not the political dig you think it is

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u/caillouuu 1h ago

giNa hiNoJoSa iS gOnNa RAISE yOuR pRoPeRty tAxEs tiLL yOuRe FORCED tO SELL YOUR CHILDREN fOr LiP iNjEcTiOnS

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u/Barack_Odrama_007 1h ago

TEXANS NEED TO VOTE!!!!

Early voting starts 10/19.

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u/swright831 1h ago

Texas needs a big tent, we'll also take the people voting against Paxton.

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u/D1daBeast 1h ago

You have 1 job Texas

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u/siege-eh-b 1h ago

2 jobs. Fuck Abbott.

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u/thepioushedonist 19m ago

Don't forget about Patrick. He very well may be the worst of all three.

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u/TheVagabondLost 1h ago

3 jobs. danny goeb.

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u/ashmichael73 59m ago

4 jobs….Hand Stuff?

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u/ScrubySpidey 23m ago

Me not that kinda orc

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u/locdbytes 1h ago

prepare yourself for when TX fumbles the play....

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u/Karkaro37 1h ago

this is also how you do it. don't just say "my opponent isn't qualified". you need to give them a reason to vote for you, rather than just not vote for the other guy

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u/CHARizard8789 1h ago

First politician I’ve ever bought a yard sign for, much less a shirt.

Create a couple early voting plans, with Nov 3rd as a final option. I found longer lines on the first day of early voting than I did on actual election day in 2024.

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u/jlax341 49m ago

Same. First and likely, only.

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u/blacksheepvidya 1h ago

Yes! That’s exactly the attitude I want in someone that represents our state! I’m tired of hearing about why I shouldn’t vote for the other guy; I want to know why I should vote for you!

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u/ragingclaw 56m ago

If this man loses there's serious issues 

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u/All_Hail_Hynotoad 45m ago

I watched this. Talarico had actual policy ideas. The audacity!

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u/needtoshave 1h ago

This is one of the reasons I believe ads lost the election. Not enough reasons to vote for, many reasons to vote against.

Before you come at me, it’s just one of the many reasons.

Talarico is on it though. Good mix of what it takes, a sharp tongue to match a sharp mind. Enough of the high road.

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u/Green-Edge706 1h ago

Good god I love this man!

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u/therealmintoncard 46m ago

Fucking. LEGEND.

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u/NotTheRocketman 19m ago

It's gotta be tough for Republican politicans TBH.

Their entire platform is Fear, Hate and Paranoia. If anyone dares to dig deeper, or actually QUESTION them at all, they literally have nothing to offer people.

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u/Excelsenor 1h ago

In any other world, this would be seen as him throwing in the towel.

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u/ProfessionalLime2237 49m ago

He's a fart smeller