r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/Dr_sc_Harlatan Release The Trump-Epstein Files • 19h ago
Yeah, spill the beans!
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u/KronkLaSworda 19h ago
Someone in Trump's circle will pay her off.
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u/Ritaredditonce 19h ago
That's what she's banking on. I really wish she does go scorched earth on the trump family and his administration.
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u/CommanderSincler 19h ago edited 18h ago
She is spiteful enough to have such a thing. I'm not surprised at all.
Paying her off now is the likely scenario. She'll get a few millions to be quiet and when he's gone maybe something will be published because there's always a grift to be had.
Unless she has some suspicious demise happen to her, like tripping down the stairs or suddenly dying from a heart attack no one saw coming or some other mysterious cause
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u/DescriptionNo6618 18h ago
Or falling off a balcony?
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u/Brando43770 18h ago
Yep.
“She slipped and fell from the 10th floor of her house”
“But she only has a 3 story home”
“Oh we said 3rd floor… 🔪 “
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u/GonzoTheGreat22 14h ago
I’m pretty sure she’s going to relapse and overdose at some point between now and the midterms.
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u/Aulm 18h ago
Defenestrate!
learned from bar trivia and always loved the word.
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u/username_redacted 17h ago
Defenestration means throwing something or someone from a window specifically, so a fall from a balcony wouldn’t count. Fenestra is Latin for window.
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u/Aulm 17h ago
It's sort of a running joke on people falling "accidentally" from windows.
Lots of people tend to have accidents out of windows in certain countries or that ran in certain circles.
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u/colluphid42 18h ago
The ambassadorship was supposed to be the payoff. But ambassadors are public figures, and her psychotic tendencies ruined that. They'll probably hand her some no-show private sector job that sounds important and pays enough to keep her quiet.
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u/cemego 18h ago
OR her face explodes from botched plastic surgery
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u/uberdog50 17h ago
It didn't already?
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u/joey_yamamoto 17h ago
yes that already happened and she changed her name she's now goes by Kimberly gargoyle.
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u/KronkLaSworda 18h ago
>Paying her off now is the likely scenario. She'll get a few millions to be quiet
That's my expectation.
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u/Neat-Dig5964 17h ago
Meh, they won’t pay her that much. How much did Trumps porn hookers get? $150-200k? They are too fucking greedy to pay her as much as she might earn with her dossier.
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u/MelodicPromise6729 9h ago
There could be video of Trump pushing her down the stairs and they would say it was AI. The level of stupidity that has been drawn in to the GoP is dumbfounding.
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u/Live_Perspective3603 13h ago
She better publish it before she returns to the US, for her own safety. They'll do anything to keep this quiet.
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u/Carlyz37 16h ago
Well Ivana was gotten rid of by tripping down the stairs. Don't think they can pull that off too soon again.
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u/grptrt 18h ago
I mean, Musk posted that Trump was in the Epstein files several months ago when they were having a spat and literally nothing happened.
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u/TheBadBatch-99 16h ago
She should take the bribe and burn the house down anyway. It's what they would do.
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u/dover_oxide 18h ago
If only someone could convince her, she'd make more money by publishing her burn book as an actual book.
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u/wirefox1 17h ago
She could do what Stormy Daniels did. Take trump's hush money, disregard it and make the rounds on TV interviews anyway. lol..
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u/PattyCakes216 16h ago
I have a feeling Susie Wiles is working on a tell all. While recovering from her cancer treatment, she stated she’s been writing. I bet she’s been writing for years.
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u/off_by_two 17h ago
She’s too much a coward is my guess. These insiders are bootlicking, craven losers.
No way does she have the stones to actually do anything. Shes just angling for a handout
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u/kmerian 19h ago
This, Elon or someone else will giver her a few million and she'll go away.
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u/silentsights 18h ago
Better yet, Elon will just conveniently hire her to a SpaceX board position or something, much less inconspicuous than an outright payoff
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u/fuckssakereddit 19h ago
By ‘pay her off’ do you mean untimely suicide?
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u/darkstarr99 18h ago
Private jet back to the US, happens to get hit by a “Ukrainian drone”
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u/lidsville76 18h ago
Or some sort of mechanical failure.
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u/darkstarr99 18h ago
My thoughts with the drone are it gives them a plausible reason to completely stop helping Ukraine. Blame them for the strike, refuse any more aid, break with NATO when they question what the US says. Gives Trump the false flag he wants
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u/gracecee 18h ago
They paid off Noem and Bondi with cushy jobs at either a department or at a PAC. See what they did with fired or departing women in the other administration to shut them up.
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u/hurdurBoop Release The Trump-Epstein Files 18h ago
someone in trump's circle will definitely something.
she's the pic when you google the phrase "loose end" and it's tough to fix that with money, just ask yevgeny prigozhin
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u/NotSure16 16h ago
Or REALLY ruin her life. MAGA has Facebook, Musk's X, and Thiel's Palantir on their side to protect their 🍊 🤴. They have loads of metadata legally and illegally acquired on everyone of us and they'll use it to her pull Guilfoyles strings.
I believe the same is true for Israel using NSO's Pegasus phone software to manipulate Trump and politicians on right and left. FYI this was software MBS used to track and kill Jamal Khashoggi. It's also software used to steal and expose the Jeff Bezos nudes images 🤮 .
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u/ImpressAgitated 18h ago
She has no integrity...they will pay her off but she'll still write a book $$$$$
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u/RudeCalligrapher9868 17h ago
I don’t know. She’s obsessed with being in the spotlight, so I could definitely see her releasing a book. That way she gets to be on all the cable news shows and gets paid. Then she’ll start a podcast.
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u/hurdurBoop Release The Trump-Epstein Files 19h ago
don't be on her flight back to the US
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u/realtonemachine 18h ago
Her plane fell down the stairs
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u/hurdurBoop Release The Trump-Epstein Files 18h ago
and out the window, during a smoking accident involving tea
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u/Pineapplepizzaracoon 19h ago
Trump is mentioned 1000s of times in the Epstein files yet nothing .
What more could she actually say?
All the corruption is out in the open for everyone to see. They are not hiding it lol
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u/florida-karma 19h ago
This. What's worse than raping adults, raping children, stealing classified documents or inciting insurrection? Hes already credibly accused or found guilty of these things, just to start. Republicans will protect him at any cost.
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u/Galappie 13h ago
Seriously. Dude is a child rapist like what more could be exposed that would actually do anything to his public perception?
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u/PiskoWK 19h ago
She seems spiteful enough to pull it off to some degree.
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u/det4410 19h ago
she got fucked in numerous ways by the family. but ill believe the disclosure of her diary when i see it
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u/experfailist 19h ago
Won’t happen. These people never have a spine.
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u/Accurate_Tax_1302 19h ago
I've always suspected that she was being abused and only got sent to Greece because she had a lot of dirt on them. Now it seems they're trying to discredit her in advance.
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u/TheObesePolice 19h ago edited 18h ago
Tbh, I'm surprised they decided let her go over this infraction. She was given that ambassadorship strickly because she knows where all the bodies are buried
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u/ZongoNuada 19h ago
Remember when the Admin was blocking the publishing of certain books not that long ago? Yeah, I think this one will never see the light of day.
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u/Practicality_Issue 19h ago
Nah. She’s too into bribery. She’s signaling that she wants cash when she lands.
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u/butter_lover 19h ago
to the extent the ambassadorship was a quid pro quo, they may now owe her. your boy aint that good about paying his debts tho so there is some room for this to be very messy drama
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u/Galliagamer 19h ago
Predictions: she will have a sudden financial windfall within the next few days, she may accidentally fall down the stairs a couple times, or she’ll announce she’s writing a book to be published in 2 or 3 years.
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u/SloppyMeathole 18h ago
Trump is in the Epstein files like 50,000 times and nobody cares.
There is nothing she has that can top what has already been released about Trump.
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u/NormalMammoth4099 18h ago
Who actually took her up on her “lap dances for donations” effort? Did Comrade Krasnov actually have sex with children in Russia? How good a father is Don Jr? Is it really Adderal?
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u/black_flag_4ever 19h ago
How many times have we heard this before about someone in MAGA world? These people are all con artists. They can't spill the beans without implicating themselves in crime because how else would they know about some of this shit? If she were being prosecuted and offered immunity maybe, but a Trump DOJ isn't going to risk that.
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u/4n0nh4x0r 19h ago
the president is literally a pedo and rapist, the epstein files are out there (even if not all of them yet), and yet nothing has happened.
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u/harleychick3cat 19h ago
Does it even matter? MAGA is not hiding or covering up AT ALL. We still have a felon pedophile as President who continues to do whatever his demented mind comes up with.
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u/omahaomw 19h ago
Come on Gargoyle! Be an unlikely hero!
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u/Golden-Grams Release The Trump-Epstein Files 19h ago
That's not a hero. This is just some scumbag turning on the others, because they cut her off. If she were a "hero", she would just release the information. But no, she wants to make money off all the dirt she collected while she was rolling with the pigs.
I can agree this is good for the rest of us, without acting like she is doing something noble.
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u/rock_and_rolo 19h ago
The tragic crash of her return flight into the ocean will come as a surprise to everyone.
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u/awesomebeans101 19h ago
Even if this is true and she does release something, what are the chances that Maga decides now is the breaking point instead of just digging their heels in further? If the last decade hasn't broken conditioning, I don't think there's anything that will. Most humans would rather rationalize a bad decision than admit they're wrong
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u/Manager_Neat 19h ago
Fenestration incoming
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u/choopie-chup-chup 19h ago
I think the Russians prefer defenestration, but I'm ok with whatever direction she gets thrown through a window
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u/garron_ah 19h ago
Won't make any difference. If you don't know they're pieces of shit by now, then you're either willfully deluding yourself in which case more evidence won't change your mind, or you're a stupid piece of shit yourself. If you know they're pieces of shit and still support them, then at this stage you're also a piece of shit and more evidence isn't going to change anything.
Either way. There's already such an overwhelming body of evidence showing him to be the worst thing to happen to America, that for anyone still supporting him, yet more evidence doesn't matter
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u/ConsciousReason7709 19h ago
Um, we already know what criminal, corrupt pieces of shit the Trump family are.
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u/antsinmyeyestrey Release The Trump-Epstein Files 19h ago
She won’t do it. But I do think that something unfortunate will happen to her. The pedo in chief won’t let her spill the beans
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u/Bubbly-Following-966 19h ago
Well, she was Don Jr's fiance...
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u/Ripped_Guggi 19h ago
Some hush money paid by the American people and that burn book will mysteriously disappear.
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u/LocationTechnical862 19h ago
The book will only tell us what we already know and bombshell MAGA accusations aren't influential because absurd unethical gross MAGA behavior is normalized nowadays.
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u/negativepositiv 19h ago edited 18h ago
I'm reluctant to give her a redemption arc.... buuuuut....
Later... Katie Zacharia: "The White House is issuing the following statement regarding the tragic plane crash, which claimed the lives of, among others, former US Ambassador to Greece, Kimberly Guilfoyle."
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u/cliqclaqstepback 19h ago
She’ll never be able to redeem herself, but I’m all for her getting revenge on the Trump family, for sure.
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u/BrilliantWeekend2417 18h ago
She's going to take a hush money payment. You know she is, that's all these people are out for, themselves, not anybody else.
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u/Jeff_72 18h ago
I fear she will fall out of a window soon
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u/ReturnOfSeq 17h ago
So far Trump’s family has had more ‘accidents’ on stairs than windows
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u/jdub67a 16h ago
In other news from the next couple of weeks, "Kimberly Guilfoyle died from falling down the stairs today."
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u/Thunder_breslin 18h ago
Dude, she literally could tell us where the bodies are buried and nothing would happen
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u/Cummyshitballs 19h ago
Yeah how many different people have said they were gonna do this shit? I’ll believe it when I see it, she’ll probably take some bribe when she gets back and won’t end up releasing it til the republicans are out of power so she can try and distance herself.
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u/DeadCanDerp 19h ago
Trump and his spawn have no loyalty to anyone. She knew that. If she becomes MTG 2.0, I'll gladly take the tea she shares, but I won't offer any sympathy. And her Mar-a-Lago duck face will serve as a permanent reminder that she sold her soul for nothing.
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u/MedicineOk788 19h ago
We will never see such a thing. She will be prosecuited for soliciting a bribe if she publishes it. Remember why she was fired? It is a crime.
If they will go after Special Prosecutor Jack Smith for absolute BS, they will go after her for publishing her little book.
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u/Kooky_Share_4259 19h ago
Just out of curiosity but what could be in this book that is worse than what we already know?
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u/Im_Ashe_Man 17h ago
She's not looking to spill secrets. She's looking to be paid to keep her mouth shut.
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u/Inappropriate_Ballet 19h ago
That family is retaliatory. If I were her I’d boost my security and make sure I had all my affairs in order - that’s not a threat, it’s literally what I’d do.
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u/BoxxcarCadavers 18h ago
People who have dirt need to stop publicly announcing they have dirt and just release what they have before they get whacked
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u/shewflyshew 18h ago
Won't happen. The GOP has been giving do nothing jobs to keep former admin officials quiet for decades.
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u/ElegantJoke3613 18h ago
Forgive me for I have sinned 😔…
I thought a “gargoyle” had the burn book.
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u/Alexandratta 18h ago
If a Gargoyle had the burn book, it would have been released by now.
My boy don't suffer rich dudes who have plots for global domination....
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u/liquidsyphon 17h ago
Nothing ever comes from this shit.
Where’s the audio Iran said they had of Trump?
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u/ThrowawayAdvice1800 11h ago
There is exactly zero chance that this ghoul will say or do a fucking thing. She’ll be threatened or bribed and get right back in line just like literally every MAGA insider with nothing to lose who was supposedly going to blow the lid off the whole thing.
She won’t do shit. She probably leaked this herself just to prompt the bribe to shut up, which she will immediately do.
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u/TheBugDude 19h ago
I wait with bated breath. Don't tease me with a good time, goofy
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u/throwawayinthe818 19h ago
Upvote for correct spelling of bated.
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u/TheBugDude 19h ago
Not on the first try lol. Stared at it first and thought "that ain't right" and then the lightbulb came on lol
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u/MrMcBobb 19h ago
This is just her signalling her need for a bail out and a pardon. She'll be flush with rubles and riyals in no time.
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u/somebigface 19h ago
Like it will matter?
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u/TheIncredibleSaucy 19h ago
This: MAGA faithful can’t be told anything that will change their minds. Dems already have plenty of ammo. Just more stuff for the pile
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u/oatwheat 19h ago
Oh no, proof that they’ve done all the things we see in plain sight! This will change so many minds!
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u/Steve_Lightning 18h ago
What's it going to say? They're in the Epstein files and are using crypto scams to make money?
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u/Illustrious_Bad_2980 18h ago
Or she'll get paid millions to keep her mouth shut
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u/Nearby-Key8834 19h ago
He plane will mysteriously crash or she'll fall off a tall building somewhere. Nothing suspicious though.
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u/tkmorgan76 19h ago
Why wait until your return to the US to publish a book that's likely to get you arrested in the US?
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u/Icy_Yam5049 19h ago
I’ll believe it when I see it. 10 years of the think that’ll break the MAGAt back and yet here we are teetering on turning full Christian nationalist authoritarian regime rigging elections and stripping us of our rights.
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u/DanfromCalgary 19h ago
How are they allowed to print things like … panic when nobody gives a shit . Like that ship has sailed honey . He was named in the Epstein files 38k times . They are into it
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u/Donkey_Bugs 19h ago
They will just remind her what happened to Epstein when it looked like he might reveal some embarrassing secrets about trump and she will keep quiet.
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u/beardmat87 19h ago
It doesn’t exist and never has. None of these rumors are ever real. And even if she did they would just pay her what she wants and we will never hear about it again.
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u/russcastella 19h ago
I'm actually surprised they didn't try to protect her and just ignore the problem like they do with everything else.
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u/Summary_Judgment 17h ago
I have never seen a human being look more like a giant grouper
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u/FlobiusHole 16h ago
What could she say that will have any effect on him? There’s no mythical undecided voters out there still on the fence here.
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u/Moritonel 11h ago
It does not mattet. We all know about a huge pedo-ring and nothing is happening. They can do whatever they want and someone points to there crimes. They just lie and keep going.
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u/jamusbondusvii 19h ago
She just needs to avoid balconies, windows or flights of stairs before she gets home.
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u/blklab16 19h ago
She’s prob just waiting for the hush money payment
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u/WasteBinStuff 19h ago edited 18h ago
Yawn. Bullshit.
She'll get paid off and start a new grift just like all the rest of them that say shit like this.
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u/ZachMartin 19h ago
That’s a decent title I’ll say. Not particularly witty, but ok. I’ll do what I always do when these tell alls come out…actively avoid buying them, and reading the summary from some poor journalist forced to read them.
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u/baaaahbpls 19h ago
Typical maga, know all the bad stuff that would land people in jail and only reveal any of it when a book is in the works, the ol John Bolton method!
Seriously, wake me up when any of these shallow assholes plastic surgery a spine in right as they learn bad stuff, not years or decades later.
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u/NaptownSnowman 19h ago
If she had something, she would release it if she wanted the info out there. No she wants a pardon
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u/codebygloom 19h ago
I hope she gave someone the information with a dead man's switch, because there is a good possibility that her plan is going to experience "mechanical difficulties" while over the ocean.
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u/BassGuru82 19h ago
Don’t return to the US. Just reveal everything. Sounds like she just wants a bribe or a pardon…
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u/NotGordan 19h ago
Someone make sure her windows are closed and she hasn't purchased any rope recently.
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u/seanisdown 19h ago
There had to be a reason they gave her a diplomatic position in the first place instead of just burying her in the rough at one of their golf courses.
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u/wafflesareforever 19h ago
The Devil Wears MAGA is such a clever title, there's no way an actual MAGA person came up with it
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u/DKC_Reno 18h ago
The maga to self righteous hero route should be in psychology textbooks from now on, just glaze over the accountability and amendment part and straight to champion of truth (should call it the MTG move)
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u/Dogpoopbreath17 18h ago
This will never happen. She’ll get paid of, sign an NDA. Everything always works out for these corrupt politicians/people.
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u/Jewggerz 18h ago
Like a mafia wife, I doubt she was privy to the dirtiest parts of the trump crime family, but I bet she has enough to make life unpleasant for them for a little while.
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u/SkeevyMixxx7 14h ago
Gotta pay the credit card bill somehow, and since all manner of corruption is out in the open and going unpunished, why not extort the most corrupt people ever to hold power ? What's she got left to lose after fumbling the shit prize that is Don Jr and fucking up her once beautiful face, running up insane amounts of debt, and ruining any semblance of credibility she may have ever had?
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u/Darthmook 13h ago
Be careful going down the stairs Kimberly, i'm sure Trump has room for you next to his ex wife on the golf course..
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u/ProtectionUpset253 12h ago
Well I’d hate to be on the plane she takes back to the US , that’d be a nervous flight
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u/u_touch_my_tra_la_la 19h ago
Too good to be real, and she is too dumb to have done It. But I am sure she Will get plenty screentime and lots of very funny innuendo
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u/canarchist 19h ago
Meanwhile, Polymarket considers the potential pushback if it posts the odds on The Defenestration of Kim.
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