Uh-oh

[u/Dull-Alternative3580]

[u/surfkaboom]

What if you endorse a company after buying their stock?

[u/archi3rd → u/surfkaboom]

What if you offer voters $5k if your party wins?

[u/BeeRowskiMowski → u/archi3rd]

What if you give advanced access to his twatter swatter (aka untruth social)

[u/hip-disguise → u/BeeRowskiMowski]

what if you threaten a state's hurricane relief based on how they vote?

[u/Alert-Ad9197 → u/hip-disguise]

What if you deliberately make choices with the hope a pandemic will kill more democrat voters before the election?

[u/Sufficient-News-3600 → u/Alert-Ad9197]

what if you started a $3 billion a day war with Iran for no real reason except Bibi told you to.

[u/Omarkhayyamsnotes → u/Sufficient-News-3600]

What if you used taxpayer money to fund a ballroom and then lied and said it was all privately funded?

[u/Nottheadviceyaafter → u/Omarkhayyamsnotes]

What if you demolished part of the people house for a vainity project

[u/TearRevolutionary686 → u/Nottheadviceyaafter]

Or threaten to demolish The Kennedy Center if you're names not on it.

[u/AJTaylor1000 → u/TearRevolutionary686]

Or gave a no bid contract to an associate of yours to do work on the reflecting pool and they did such a shit job on it, it's going to cost even more now to fix

[u/Hot_Impact_3855 → u/Nottheadviceyaafter]

What if you lied about deporting the 'worst of the worse'

[u/Hot_Impact_3855 → u/Hot_Impact_3855]

What if you are a child molester and all of your administration knows it and is protecting you

[u/Thirdeyevoice10 → u/Hot_Impact_3855]

What if you pardoned the biggest fent dealer in the world illegally?

[u/Dense-Law-7683 → u/Omarkhayyamsnotes]

What if you tell North Carolinians that you will withhold FEMA funds if the candidate that you endorsed doesn't win.

[u/dgm6966 → u/Omarkhayyamsnotes]

What if the only reason you are building a Bunker Ballroom is because you found out that a nuclear bomb proof bunker was already secretly built and finished under the, wait for it, Obama administration.

[u/cvc4455 → u/Sufficient-News-3600]

That's not far. Bibi told him to do it or he'll release the tapes of Trump raping and killing kids. So he's being blackmailed and that's why Trump is doing it.

[u/IllustratorLarge1920 → u/cvc4455]

Probably

[u/pricetyler59 → u/Sufficient-News-3600]

And didn’t get congressional approval. Oh and tore down the East Wing to build a Ballroom without approval or funding.

[u/IllustratorLarge1920 → u/pricetyler59]

And started a war.

[u/Sufficient-News-3600 → u/pricetyler59]

the Donald J Trump ballroom not being built outta DJT's wallet - but is anything? didn't even contribute to his own grifter son's wedding - or attend. great dad 😃

[u/_MrBalls_ → u/Alert-Ad9197]

What if a sanctioned entity pays for your son's wedding?

[u/Capraos → u/_MrBalls_]

https://apnews.com/article/trump-administration-federal-grants-cuts-edbdf9f49b1235bf38834417ef8dc130#

What if you cut federal funds and then made a post to distract from the fact you cut federal funds?

[u/hankthetank2112 → u/Capraos]

What if you charged $2m for pardons?

[u/vxicepickxv → u/hankthetank2112]

What if you pardoned a guy, watched him get convicted for the same crime, and then pardon him again?

[u/DAJ-TX → u/Alert-Ad9197]

It would kill more conservatives because they don’t believe in wearing masks.

[u/Working_Trash_2834 → u/hip-disguise]

What if you have the complete attention of the media both left and right, the office of the most powerful government to have ever existed and all the death machines that come with it?

[you can sneer all you want but this fucker doesn't care about being truthful, or caught lying, or being called a hypocrite or selling America down the toilet. He just cars that you care so that the media cares so that they pay to keep him in the news cycle, in your psyche, on the balet and ultimately, relentlessly front and centre of our shared existence. You're not wrong but youre not helping. shut the fuck up and stop engaging his rhetoric and by consequence, enabling his being /tedtalk]

[u/IllustratorLarge1920 → u/hip-disguise]

And fire and flood relief.

[u/BronxBombersFanMike → u/BeeRowskiMowski]

Sell access. He ain’t giving shit

[u/Nominaliszt → u/BeeRowskiMowski]

(untruth anti-social)

[u/cvc4455 → u/BeeRowskiMowski]

Well he's not real giving access he's selling it for I think 100k a month. But if you can afford the 100k a month then you get to do insider trading just like he does!

[u/Budget-Cantaloupe725 → u/BeeRowskiMowski]

👆

He really should have named it Twatter. So apropos.

[u/Deep_Sympathy_6560 → u/BeeRowskiMowski]

I prefer “Lie Social” I mean…it’s right there.

[u/OregonInk → u/archi3rd]

what if the owner of the largest social media companie offers a 1 million dollar lottery for voting for their party?

[u/Remarkable-Rub-7344 → u/archi3rd]

Or pardon people after they "donate" to your PAC or buy millions worth of your shitcoin?

This "can you imagine" from Trump's camp is fucking hilarious

[u/yusill → u/archi3rd]

Don't even need the party to win. The offer itself was against the law.

[u/115zombies935 → u/archi3rd]

Three options. Either you'll lied. Massive inflation because you got too friendly with the money printer or a hilarious amount of debt.

[u/shooterclay → u/archi3rd]

What if you offer voters student loan forgiveness if you win?

[u/BenjaminHamnett → u/shooterclay]

Offering to give something every other developed country gives doesn’t sound quite as ridiculous.

If elected you’ll be treated with the same opportunity as every developed nation and half the “shit hole” countries is different than “everyone will get a free jet ski!” (But then everything you buy will increase so that you have to spend more than a jet ski to get through the year)

[u/CaterpillarLiving342 → u/archi3rd]

Every accusation is an admission

[u/Mariahs_Haven → u/CaterpillarLiving342]

Every single one of

[u/According-Text-2430 → u/[deleted]]

You have big plans my friend. Make sure you have a contingency if that check doesn’t come through. I have an e-bike.

[u/Worried_Anteater_536 → u/According-Text-2430]

I have two legs!

[u/n_othing__ → u/surfkaboom]

what if youre a pedophile in the epstein files?

[u/Sufficient-News-3600 → u/n_othing__]

this. prosecute ALL johns.

[u/reigninspud → u/surfkaboom]

What if you have cronies going around offering presidential pardons for sale?

What if, prior to getting sworn in you and your prosti… I mean wife both offer shares in a meme coin and then rug pull them shortly after you’re official??? Are those ok?

[u/UnStricken → u/surfkaboom]

What if you start a crypto coin and then give contracts to investors in it

[u/morasscavities → u/surfkaboom]

What if you've been convicted of 34 counts of fraud?

[u/alex61821 → u/surfkaboom]

What if you put money from oil sales into an offshore account?

[u/florida-karma → u/surfkaboom]

What if you're an adjudicated rapist?

[u/fuckDJT2026 → u/surfkaboom]

What if you organized an armed insurrection and take over of the nation’s capitol?

[u/Firm-Advertising5396 → u/fuckDJT2026]

What if you raped children?

[u/Shawnaldo7575 → u/surfkaboom]

"I LOVE TESLERRRR"

[u/NeighboringOak]

The writing is on the wall and trump is in a panic

[u/glassy_paddle → u/NeighboringOak]

At this point, I assume he will just start getting more extreme with his fabrications to try to distract people who read his posts from actual facts. Everything in this post is false, but I wouldn't be surprised if he starts claiming Democrats are kidnapping children or murdering farmers.

[u/sorrymizzjackson → u/glassy_paddle]

That seems tame, really. It took “immigrants eating cats and dogs” to do the last one.

Plus we’ve already been subjected to pizza gate, buttery males, and impromptu forced sex changes on children during gym class. We’ve also heard way too much about Hunter Biden’s dong as well as the old mushroom himself. I’m beginning to think these guys may not actually have a platform you guys.

[u/glassy_paddle → u/sorrymizzjackson]

You aren't wrong.

[u/Capable-Yak-8486 → u/[deleted]]

Soon we’re gonna get Hunter Biden’s dong is eating cats and dogs

[u/Dearic75 → u/Capable-Yak-8486]

Which would make him eligible to join the FBI.

[u/I_Schruted → u/sorrymizzjackson]

Don't forget about the furry litter boxes!

[u/AxDevilxLogician → u/sorrymizzjackson]

Hey man, quick fact check.

Hunter Biden has a hog.

Let’s all get on the same page here, alright. Have a good day 🫡

[u/TearRevolutionary686 → u/AxDevilxLogician]

Arnold Palmer has one, too.

[u/beefcakeriot → u/sorrymizzjackson]

You forgot about human sized litter boxes for children that identify as cats, that was a doozy

[u/pacificstill → u/glassy_paddle]

I think we are one bad night away from

“The elections are CANCELLED! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION IN THIS MATTER.”

[u/Miniscule_Platypus → u/glassy_paddle]

At this point?

[u/shmere4 → u/glassy_paddle]

The problem is that no amount of distraction will stop his base from seeing the $7 a gallon diesel at every gas station while they drive their small buses to work. It’s costing them $250 dollars to fill up a 35 gallon tank. He can’t distract that away and he has no solution to lower prices.

[u/Mister-Ferret → u/shmere4]

No see you have that all wrong, that gas tank could only hold $100 of gas under Biden.

[u/VirtualValuable7035 → u/glassy_paddle]

Imagine paying the bribe to get a ess to his posts early, and getting g this slop lol

[u/Tasty-Hour4040 → u/glassy_paddle]

START fabricating things? My man…

[u/phunkmunkie → u/NeighboringOak]

*ketchup

[u/MoneyManx10 → u/NeighboringOak]

gas is $5 and people around the country are furious lmao

[u/AdThis5543 → u/NeighboringOak]

I'm a little concerned, beings that he's a rich old white dude that's not used to being told no or not getting what he wants.

[u/fuckDJT2026 → u/AdThis5543]

Also senile as fuck with access to the nuclear codes

[u/JacksSenseOfDread → u/[deleted]]

Most GOP campaigns in Iowa are already doing that. They're all screaming about trans people, "dangerous illegal immigrants" and "socialists that hate America."

[u/Public_Highlight5320 → u/NeighboringOak]

You mean his own feces

[u/Imaginary-Clock6626 → u/NeighboringOak]

I’ve heard this line every week for the last 12 years.

[u/nameless_pattern → u/NeighboringOak]

That is the sound of so many endorsements for orange getting a polite snub

[u/haunted_buffet]

[u/TheVirginVibes → u/haunted_buffet]

There’s no chance in hell they let the public even sniff those files. Trump will cancel the election before him and his handlers get outed as pedophiles. He literally started a war and tanked the economy to stop it. They’re worse than anyone actually imagines they are.

[u/K_O_T_F]

his life is illegal to the world.

[u/Raise_A_Thoth → u/K_O_T_F]

I fucking cannot wait for justice.

[u/Neweggdotcom → u/Raise_A_Thoth]

Hope it involves a rope

[u/tegridyMike → u/Neweggdotcom]

I don’t care what it involves as long as it happens tomorrow

[u/HerrBratkartoffel → u/tegridyMike]

Make it yesterday

[u/cyb3rg0d5 → u/Raise_A_Thoth]

That will most likely never happen

[u/Raise_A_Thoth → u/cyb3rg0d5]

It's a certainty. Read the two comments again.

[u/Haunting_Ant_5061 → u/Raise_A_Thoth]

https://giphy.com/gifs/n3CY3uu70L2f3KrciA

[u/ArcherCommercial9347 → u/cyb3rg0d5]

Unsere Kindeskinder bekommen maximal ein paar stunden Unterricht über diese verrückten Zeiten.

[u/glassy_paddle]

Everything he said in that post is false, e.g. https://www.factcheck.org/2024/10/posts-make-unfounded-claim-about-beyonces-endorsement-of-harris/

It's such a special irony that he is asking for prosecution here. A post about the things he could (and has) been prosecuted on would fill a novel, and be based in actual, factual, prosecutable offenses. Like, I dunno, telling the nation he'll pay everyone $5k if they vote Republican.

[u/nurdle → u/glassy_paddle]

Everyone knows that FactCheck.org is a Democrat shill.

• Trump, probably.

[u/glassy_paddle → u/nurdle]

"Everyone knows facts are fake news."

• Trump, many times 😆

[u/Poverty_Shoes → u/nurdle]

Reality has a well-known liberal bias. Gotta use alternativefactcheck.org /s

[u/Funny_Site6452 → u/glassy_paddle]

sadly a lot of the people reading this will not fact check or frankly even care if the evidence is put in front of them in a way they can't avoid. "well the fact it was believable says a lot" seems to come up a lot lately (i won't pretend this doesn't happen on both ends) and honestly it's hard to navigate that one with someone who won't go deep on the facts and instead takes him at his word

[u/Extension-Variety774]

Uh oh, full diaper again. 😳

[u/Snoo_67993]

Say's the man trying to buy votes.

[u/ChampsLeague3 → u/Snoo_67993]

That's the reason for this post. He's worried he'll lose the midterms and face justice. 

He's getting the excuses out early "Everyone else buys votes also!!!" 

[u/CaptainSparklebottom → u/ChampsLeague3]

He ain't going to face justice

[u/theblueshots]

OnLy I cAn bE BoUgHt!

[u/greenhombre]

Meanwhile, filling stations in a few states have run out of diesel fuel.

[u/Mental_Mixture8306]

He is still salty that major artists are democrats and the only person that will play at his events is kid rock. 

[u/OrcOfEntropy → u/Mental_Mixture8306]

I hear Ed Sheeran is looking to play some gigs.

[u/igcipd → u/OrcOfEntropy]

He could probably get Kid Rock to open for him

[u/Resident_Window_9369]

What about Elon Paying voters 1 million to vote republican

[u/Djent_Reznor1]

Anyway here’s $5000 to vote Republican

[u/Scoop_Nassh]

Isn't this guy best friends with Epstein??? And hes talking about law and order?

[u/glassy_paddle → u/[deleted]]

Nothing, as long as it is disclosed.

Though, regardless, the amounts Trump claims here are completely fabricated.

[u/forsythmassive1977]

Dementia Don at his best. Stupid cunt

[u/Dense_Substance7635]

https://giphy.com/gifs/2eLmLYwCmNakxgjwio

[u/Lumbergh7]

Lock this loser up. Haven’t seen a Democrat have their charitable organization forcefully dissolved due to fraud….

[u/Working-Narwhal-540]

Can’t wait to watch this troglodyte BURN

[u/dEm3Izan]

Oh no... not $11M. Dude's been setting up schemes to funnel orders of magnitude more money to his own pockets it broad daylight. zero credibility.

[u/deftdabler]

Should’ve pimped a meme coin

[u/wolfbert2000]

But you can buy a pardon.

[u/realDonaldEpstein]

THATS CRAZY! HOW ABOUT THEM EPSTEIN FILES THO? WHERE THEY AT?

[u/browhodouknowhere]

Does he know what they did to Mussolini. It's now a historical spot/McDonald's

[u/Strong-Comment-7279]

One day. One day this will all end.

[u/Lumbergh7]

Also, Beyoncé could care less about 11 mil

[u/SCW97005]

Can you imagine what would happen if people could buy special access to the Presidency, or, I don't know, pardons? Or pay to be on a special "board of peace"? Or if the President were to, I don't know, endorse a preferred car company? Or manipulating the market with announcements that affect stock prices owned by the President and his inner circle?

[u/Empty_Environment24]

Have you ever seen anyone more incapable of self reflection

[u/Unhappy-Professor-88 → u/Empty_Environment24]

It’s ironic really. That he cannot see beyond his own reflection on even a single matter of fact and that makes him utterly incapable of self reflection.

Also, when was Beyoncé ever booed off stage? This is a question btw, I’m not American. I just feel I’d have read about that. Even from across the globe. Was she booed because she didn’t sing? Or has he made this up whole-cloth? Again?

[u/bcbroon]

So who did he pay for an endorsement? Every accusation is a confession with this guy

[u/clorox_cowboy]

You’re not allowed to pay for pardons either. Maybe we should look into that under this guy’s “administration”

[u/BubuDudu0430]

What if you buy many, many stocks right before they make major business announcements? 🤔

[u/Krispykid54]

Every accusation is a confession.

[u/ResolveLeather]

You are allowed to pay for endorsements. You are not allowed to buy votes. Campaign promises are not considered buying votes.

Every campaign employee is effectively paid for their endorsement as well.

[u/Franknbeanstoo]

says the man trying to bribe people for votes

[u/BrineJones]

[u/bosoxer1918]

You should open a charity, oh that’s right you’re banned from doing so because you’re a crook

[u/balirosa]

Why doesn’t he use his power to prosecute? Why even bring attention to a matter you’re not going to do anything about? The lack of accountability in the White House is pathetic

[u/w__gott]

Now let’s check in on Trumps ‘inauguration’ or ‘library’ fund

[u/ictdude74]

Says the fucker willing to literally buy votes.

[u/atticusfinch1973]

I love how it's money owed by the Democrats when 80% of the deficit in the last twenty years has been caused by his party.

[u/Ok_Security1721]

Bribery is bad now

[u/addiktion]

Did Elon endorse you to sell Teslas on the white house lawn Trump with several millions of dollars for your campaign?

[u/x4candles]

Haha. $600,000. He’s complaining about that? When he just said that the cost of gas is only going to be this high until mid terms.

What a clown.

[u/Far-Buy-7149]

Like paying somebody to vote Republican?

[u/Luckys0474]

Donald Trump's presidential campaign committees still owe significant amounts of money to local municipal governments across the United States...dating back to...2016. :)

Billions coming but can't seem to pay any bills.

[u/JordanPeace1342]

Grandpa sounds scared. 😂

[u/Infinite-Month-3454]

"Can you imagine what would happen if politicians started paying people to enforce them?" Don't really have to imagine.

[u/HeftyFineThereFolks]

bro got convicted by a jury of 30+ county of felony fraud. these werent accusations these were convictions by a jury ... and hes pointing fingers.

iran, gas prices, ukraine, epstein.

[u/Secretstar2989]

Imagine if someone tried to bribe voters with $5k?

[u/bdubwilliams22]

It’s always adorable when Trump makes claims that other people are doing illegal activities when it’s practically all he does.

[u/7evenate9ine]

A guy wants to be the only one getting endorsement money, today.

[u/LosLocosPollos]

I just can't believe he still has support from many idiots 🤣🤣

[u/MajesticEconomy253]

And how much money did u cost Americans? Trillions !

[u/Own-Scallion-8713]

What is you buy boeing one day, and then start a war the next day?. Or buy oil one day and then start bombing refineries.

[u/Appropriate_Ice_7507]

Do what I say but not what I do fuck face

[u/TherealCarbunc]

Yeah, gotta keep that shit behind closed doors and make it so your backers get rich over the next 4 years without a paper trail.

[u/AapChutiyaHai]

What about paying a porn star.

[u/CrunchyBones]

He’s paying people to endorse him.

[u/Responsible-Smell561]

He needs to take the Iran deal and step down. And the populace gets to decide what is legal and just.

[u/tinfoilbat]

What the fuck is wrong with him. Why does nobody stop this???

[u/Iflydryandsly]

Epstein files

[u/Daddylikestoparty_]

all of these examples have one thing in common.

[u/generally_unsuitable]

Is he trying to say that Beyonce, Al Sharpton, and Oprah would have endorsed Trump over Kamala if she hadn't paid them?

[u/DiggityDanksta]

Every accusation... so who'd he pay to endorse him?

[u/ClientBudget2848]

It's not very scary when he hasn't actually prosecuted any of his enemies. He is a failure

[u/The_Slaughter_Pop]

What if you pay them to vote?

[u/flipside438]

What about the Epstein files?

[u/Helpful_Volume_9546]

Lock the 🍊 felon up!

[u/no-lift]

Walls closing in

[u/TimeNPatience322]

This is basically bribery. #partyoflaw&order

[u/Mikewold58]

So I guess he will continue searching for lawyers willing to destroy their career to prosecute people with no evidence

[u/SilverMembership6625]

his dept of justice is so incompetent that even if this is true they'd probably win in court on a technically lol

[u/Reasonable-Wash9835]

Any common denominator with the people he mentioned? I can’t put my finger on it but I think there is

[u/Tricky-Doughnut-6429]

Right, but promising a $5000 bribe is totally ok. Go fuck yourself.

[u/tymbom31]

How much more of this insanity will we allow America?

[u/Art_Of_Peer_Pressure]

Meanwhile, lemme destroy the east wing 🫪

[u/Cardocthian]

sounds like trump paid for some endorsements. also he raped children and is so incompetant he is crashing our economy in only a year!

[u/Jogi1811]

Ummm ok. Illegal you say. Hmmmm.

[u/dctwooze]

https://giphy.com/gifs/lszAB3TzFtRaU

[u/Prudent_Shake_8149]

[u/obriets]

I wonder how much the taxpayer is on the hook for his golf jaunts all over: the jets, the staff, the hotel rooms they all use at his resorts. Just his latest trip to Ireland cost more than Al Sharpton took in all year. Make that all decade

[u/AcrobaticLadder4959]

I guess his base will believe this.

[u/omega_grainger69]

We fucking got the bastards.

[u/jackrabbit323]

Paying for endorsements is wrong, now getting paid by endorsers is good. S/

[u/Wjldenver]

Another day...more garbage Trump posts on his social network.

[u/Either_Capital_2422]

I guess the dems should have raw dogged a porn star and pay her off with campaign funds.

[u/-bears-eat-beets]

He really does come right out and tell people what he's doing..

It's like a true story.. only the names and political affiliations have been changed..

Smh.. we've got to do something. He's off his fkn rocker

[u/react-dnb]

So we're not getting $5k for voting Republican?

[u/Consistent_Major_193]

Too funny.

[u/Unconquered_One]

Just to give a little more context to this. This has way more to do with “in kind contributions” and are highly regulated. I know it sounds crazy sometimes but there’s very strict laws about celebrities and how they can contribute politically vs volunteer.

Under federal campaign-finance law, the default rule is that goods or services provided to a campaign for free or below the “usual and normal charge” are an in-kind contribution. The value is generally the prevailing commercial rate.

That value counts toward contribution limits and has reporting consequences.

[u/rhuffq]

People are paying $100,000 a month for early access to posts like this?

[u/Piccoroz]

The guy offering 5k for votes.

[u/odd-duckling-1786]

What if you pay for a pardon? Is that ok?

[u/Minimum_Ad_303]

S.T.F.U.