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We're gonna have a world series where 1 team is FINALLY getting a win.

History WILL be made in a couple weeks!!!

Get ready!

Can this team just score more than one goal a game, or are the Flyers doomed to be trapped in this hole of pathetic play?

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The Dodgers in 2026 have a payroll of $340 million, which equals the combined payroll of the other three teams competing in the Championship Series (Guardians, Rays, Brewers). The Dodgers got swept by a small market team that they have swept a year prior. You love to see it.

We will have our first new world champion since at least 1948 (Guardians) with two teams still in contention for their first ever championship. And the big markets are SEETHING.

Aw boo hoo! FOX and MLB Executives are gonna have to go to bum-ass Milwaukee and would get crammed inside crappy-ass Tropicana instead of sucking the dick of the almighty Dodgers dynasty. Much like the 2025 NBA Finals, fuck what you people think! America wins today. It might be a detriment in the long run with the lockout and everything, but it is so cathartic the Brewers pulled it off.

A legacy of failure will be guaranteed to end this year in baseball. Brings a tear to my eye.

Pulling a 90s Yankees and constantly trying to buy championships has finally doomed you to failure. No one cares except the bandwagoners and that fraud owner of yours who deserves to be jailed for his carnival trick bookkeeping horse****. Enjoy when your team is broken up and made the scapegoat for the lockout if/when it comes. Instead the rest of country will enjoy a WS between two teams who deserve it. Get ****ed Dodger nation, you totally deserve it.

1. The Brewers have now joined the Astros in having the distinction of winning both an AL and NL pennant in their franchise history.

2. The Brewers are now the twenty third franchise to win at least one pennant in the twenty-first century. The Orioles, Twins, Athletics, Mariners, Reds, Pirates and Padres are the seven teams left who have yet to do it.

3. With the final three now being Cleveland, Tampa and Milwaukee, we are now in a situation where no matter which of the three wins the World Series, the winner will be the seventeenth franchise to win at least one World Series in the twenty first century. The only question is which team ends their drought……

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GUESS WHAT? DAVE ROBERTS OVERMANAGER HAS RETURNED IN PEAK FORM AND GETS THE REVERSE TREATMENT FROM 2025!

Hold on, gotta prepare the rant…

WHY IN GOD’S NAME DID SMITH NOT CHALLENGE THAT ONE CALL IN GAME 2? YAMAMOTO HAD IT ALL RIGHT AND YOU DECIDE TO BLOW IT ALL AWAY? IT WOULD’VE MADE ALL THE DIFFERENCE?

DODGERS RISP AIN’T DOING SHIT THIS TIME AROUND! RUNNERS ON BASE AND STILL NOTHING ON BAT!

YOU GOT LEADS THIS TIME AROUND? POOF! VANISHED BY THE HOMERUNS OF BAUERS, CHOURIO, AND CONTRERAS! ENDLESS BEATDOWNS ALL TIME AROUND!

BULLPEN? WHAT BULLPEN? THE BREWERS BULLPEN WAS SIGNIFICANTLY BETTER THIS SERIES! AND WITHOUT *THAT MUCH PAYOUT!*

Speaking of payouts, HOW IN THE WORLD DID YOU LOSE TO A TEAM THAT HAS WAY LESS OF A PAYOUT THAN YOU DO? ALL THOSE MONEY INVESTED IN STAR PLAYERS MEAN NOTHING WITHOUT PRODUCTION!

AND YOU CHOKED YOUR LEADS IN GAMES 3 AND 4? GET OUT. GET OUTTTTTTT!!!

GOODBYE THREE-PEAT! ALL OF BASEBALL CELEBRATES IN FASHION! FTD! ENJOY YOUR TIME IN CANCUN!!!

Like he had ONE good call for the brewers all series and was glazing the dodgers the whole time.

Good riddance to the dodgers and maybe Joe Davis gets his energy back

Lol. Fuck you. Your hate towards Milwaukee is unbelievable. It's the same thing Stephen A. Smith and crew did towards the Bucks and that city in 2021. And Jessica Mendoza. Bad for baseball that the Dodgers aren't there, but a small market team will have a chance to win it all is worse? ESPN has lost its luster.

THERE WILL BE NO THREEPEAT

The Brew Crew are headed to the World Series for the first time since 1982!!

Dodgers-Yankees 2 did not happen.

Dodgers-White Sox did not happen.

And now, the Brewers swept the Dodgers. And they are facing either the Guardians or Rays.

Welcome back to ratings hell, Commish.

The Chargers' relocation from San Diego to Los Angeles (2017) and the Raiders' relocation from Oakland to Las Vegas (2020) are two of the most recent relocations in NFL history and both were started by an AFC West team no less. The Chargers' relocation to Los Angeles meant abandoning it's long-time hometown and fanbase in favor of a big city where they have become the Clippers to the Rams' Lakers, to use an analogy from the NBA, whereas the Raiders' relocation to Las Vegas was the team's second relocation to a new city in a rising sports market no less. Both were controversial relocations especially the Chargers and they reshaped NFL history. But between the two relocations, which AFC West team relocation was worse in your opinion (personally for me, the Chargers from San Diego to Los Angeles).

HURRICANES MAN HERE AGAIN! JUST CAME BACK FROM A MEDICALLY INDUCED COMA FOR VOCAL CORD SURGERY AND DOING THE JOHN BONHAM CHALLENGE TWICE AFTER WINNING THE STANLEY CUP (RRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH)! I HEARD YOU GOT STUFFED IN A TRASH CAN FOUR TIMES BY THE BREW CREW AND CHOKED A 4-0 LEAD IN GAME 4 TO CAP OFF THE SERIES! LIFE SUCKS, DOESN'T IT? WELL HAVE I THE REMEDY FOR YOU! INTRODUCING THE NEW AND IMPROVED CAROLINA HURRICANES ECF SIMULATOR: DAVE ROBERTS EDITION (product no longer sponsored by the Hurricanes)!!!!! ORDER NOW FOR THE PRICE OF OVER $340,000,000.00! THE COLORADO AVALANCHE AND CLEVELAND CAVALIERS GAVE OUR PRODUCT A RESOUNDING 8/0 RATING ON THE PAIN SCALE AND WE THINK YOU'RE THE PERFECT CANDIDATES TO UP THE PAIN RATING TO 12/0!

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ORDER ALL OF THIS PAIN IN THE CAROLINA HURRICANES ECF SIMULATOR: DAVE ROBERTS EDITION (product no longer sponsored by the Hurricanes)!!!!! THERE MAY NOT BE A THREEPEAT IN WORLD SERIES WINS FOR YOU, BUT WE CAN SURE GUARANTEE A THREEPEAT OF PERFECT 4/0 RATINGS ON THE PAIN SCALE! WE JUST HOPE YOU SAVED ENOUGH FREE AGENT MONEY FOR OUR ILLUSTRIOUS DLCS!!!!! AND NO, WE DO NOT ACCEPT SALARY DEFERRALS (ignore the fact that Seth Jarvis, Jaccob Slavin, and Jackson Blake are all on deferred contracts)! ORDER ALL OF THIS FOR A BIT OVER 340 MILLION SMACKAROOS!!!!! SO GOOD THAT 7000 NO-SHOWING FANS COULDN'T BE WROOOOOOOOOOONG!!!!!