Surpise! Got you a Present! (by @OYABAKA_tora)

[u/Apprehensive_Gas2704]

She's been ranting about this one ring for a while and i manage to buy a replica of it... uhhh... Robbie? why is there 2 tickets for scotland and a marriage proposal paper?

(disclaimer: this trainer is a dense idiot)

Sauce: Here!

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[u/Salty_Herring]

No Rob Roy, do not be tempted by that Ring!

[u/Afraid_Pack_4661 → u/Salty_Herring]

In blackest day

In brightest night

Beware your fears made into light

Let those who try to stop what's right

Burn like my power

Sinestro's might

[u/Suitable_Discount364 → u/Afraid_Pack_4661]

In drunkest day, till I black out at night,

No liquor shall escape my sight,

Let those who worship pedestrians' right,

Beware my tires and my headlights

[u/darkdraggy3 → u/Suitable_Discount364]

Light Hello s oath be like

[u/Luciifuge → u/Suitable_Discount364]

https://www.reddit.com/r/UmaMusume/s/wXzyEPk4rc

[u/ShadowKingthe7 → u/Suitable_Discount364]

Asgore's oath

[u/Salty_Herring → u/Afraid_Pack_4661]

Wrong ring haha

[u/sielnt_assassin → u/Afraid_Pack_4661]

What's mine is mine is mine is mine, not yours

[u/BaqsAlSandouq → u/Afraid_Pack_4661]

It goes hard honestly

[u/junrod0079 → u/Salty_Herring]

One ring to rule all other umas

[u/DarkChaosDragon → u/Salty_Herring]

There was no strength left in the world of umas...

[u/OhioButtholeToucher → u/Salty_Herring]

But they were all of them deceived. For another ring was made…

[u/Deruta → u/Salty_Herring]

"After all, why not? Why shouldn't I keep him?"

[u/Salty_Herring → u/Deruta]

"Rob Roy...."

[u/Mandalika → u/Salty_Herring]

The cutest HRRAAAAARGH ever

[u/Garuda1Razgriz]

Somewhere in her mind

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[u/Salty_Herring → u/Garuda1Razgriz]

"I...see...you."

https://giphy.com/gifs/10wgT5PDnOwMQE

[u/random_SEA_redditor]

If she's a donkey, then I'm a dragon

[u/MaestroOfTime → u/random_SEA_redditor]

So you'll be giving birth?...

[u/random_SEA_redditor → u/MaestroOfTime]

haha sometimes

[u/AbuelaCh0la → u/random_SEA_redditor]

Tf you mean sometimes?

[u/Fluid_Ad767 → u/AbuelaCh0la]

When they feel like it ig

[u/idioticrandomizer125 → u/AbuelaCh0la]

By the three Goddesses I guess

[u/WeatherBackground736 → u/AbuelaCh0la]

magic

[u/HRSkull → u/AbuelaCh0la]

Mostlys!

[u/darkdraggy3 → u/MaestroOfTime]

I mean, Rob Roy IS a stallion after all...

[u/Lordlory95 → u/random_SEA_redditor]

Man wtf is that flair?

[u/Genprey → u/Lordlory95]

When you've seen the fairs of ZZZ and Blue Archive playere, nothing really surprises you anymore. They're like the Shakespeare of degeneracy.

[u/airrrrrrrrrrrrrr → u/Lordlory95]

The man has spoken. 

 I wait for the day where his flair changes from left to right

[u/JohnBushman1602 → u/Lordlory95]

Don't worry about it.

[u/scot911 → u/Lordlory95]

Well he has to keep at least one of them.

[u/Smojo_Kanojo → u/random_SEA_redditor]

Ball knowledge

[u/MaestroOfTime]

Uh oh, it doesn't simply turn her invisible!...

[u/Jimmygamer64938 → u/MaestroOfTime]

invisible you say?

https://giphy.com/gifs/muNcDSuINVr1e

[u/Shiba_Rakku]

Trainer give her LotR ring

immediately put it on ring finger

Good job rob roy

[u/Humanoid_Horse]

I could never give my beloved Rob Roy any kind of ring… not saying i don't want her, just that the only ring i could ever afford is a candy ring with those oversized diamonds

[u/PetRom2004 → u/Humanoid_Horse]

Elite ball knowledge

https://giphy.com/gifs/ij2VB1hJAAPRDB5lY1

[u/Scourge_beast124 → u/PetRom2004]

is this a dagashi kashi reference?

[u/JohnBushman1602 → u/Scourge_beast124]

Yes, but------

[u/Scourge_beast124 → u/JohnBushman1602]

yeah I know the doujin

[u/LuchadorParrudo]

It's the One Ring from the lord of the rings (don't get the wrong idea)

[u/DankerTron2]

All sweat and all until she starts getting obsessed with that ring and starts calling it her precious

[u/o-93]

Why you buy her ri- ROB ROY! TAKE OFF THAT RING NOW!!!

[u/Jumbotroni432]

He cant take it back now, he has no choice but to marry her

[u/ShadowKingthe7 → u/Jumbotroni432]

She is not a hobbit; there is no way she ever willingly gives up the Ring

[u/Smojo_Kanojo]

Scotland?

[u/Genprey]

Spreading the Rob Roy gospel some more, she's surprisingly rocking a gf vibe in her bond story. Would totally see this happening with her trainer.

[u/darkdraggy3]

Trainer has conquered the scottish highlands... now they cant leave, ever!

[u/Sure-Sun8182]

They're taking the umamusume to Isengard!

[u/TheIrradiant]

Can't stop hearing her scream "Scotland Forever!!"

[u/HB_DS2013]

...uhh does the One Ring affect umas? Or did the Three Goddesses buff umas so that they be curse-proof?

There ain't no fucking way Rob Roy won't get violently possessed by the One Ring and calling it "her precious" bc Mt. Fuji ain't an active volcano.

[u/AndroidLaw]

Artist also has an edit for when the trainer tells her it's just a gift with no other meaning behind it: https://x.com/OYABAKA_tora/status/1773210978793972110

[u/LenVonAster]

This trainer will going to Scotland

[u/Mandalika]

Ash nazg durbatuluk...

[u/Relevant_Mission7180]

I love all the references people are making.