r/UmaMusume • u/New-Big2343 • Aug 15 '25

Humor Urara can't use guns btw

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u/alltheYuriz Aug 15 '25

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u/Maleficent-Score4525 Haru Urara Aug 15 '25

Oh this is cuuuute

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u/Icefellwolf Stegosaurus family trainer Aug 15 '25

The trainer would totally be me with gold ship goofing off in the back lmao. This is great lol

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u/AlphaInterWoof Rice Shower Aug 15 '25

Love Team Spica silliness between trainer and golshi

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u/Mr_Benislord Vodka Aug 15 '25

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u/MetriccStarDestroyer Aug 15 '25

Of course, dummy.

You forgot to mix in the sand and cereal aggregates

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u/Open-Temperature5790 Aug 15 '25

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u/Resident-of-Pluto "PRINCESS PUNCH OF DESTINY, DESU WA!" Aug 15 '25

HORSE STUCK!

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u/External_Alps_4008 Narita Taishin Aug 15 '25

How does one result in such a predicament

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u/WeirdExtent7542 Aug 15 '25

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u/IF_IDK_man Gold City, my beloved Aug 15 '25

Why the long face?

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u/Isekaitrash Manhattan Cafe Aug 15 '25

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u/ElementUrth1086 Nice Nature, my beloved Aug 15 '25

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u/Ryu_user Goldship is not just a companion, she is life it self Aug 15 '25
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u/SenorDangerwank Symboli Rudolf is my daughter. Aug 15 '25

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u/-BluBone- Aug 15 '25

Casually JoJo posing on the login page

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u/Ravarya Oguri Cap's 77th order Aug 15 '25

awws in three...two....

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u/okktavia Aug 15 '25

Just nice.

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u/nerfwaterpillar Aug 15 '25

Super Creek wants to know your location

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u/Ravarya Oguri Cap's 77th order Aug 15 '25

brotha she busted the door down like a second after posting. What is a mere god to a mommy?

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u/ElementUrth1086 Nice Nature, my beloved Aug 15 '25
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u/Anzackk Gold Ship Aug 15 '25

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u/DeepMistake5873 Symboli Rudolf's Trainer Aug 15 '25

Mambo Mambo Mambo!!!

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u/Sad_Professional2294 Aug 15 '25

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u/Skyrah1 Kachow Desuwa! Aug 15 '25

HARIKITTE IKOU!

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u/throwawayyourfacts Aug 15 '25

Images you can hear

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u/Mrwevvy Aug 15 '25

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u/SpeedDemon458 Aug 15 '25

Bro's built for acceleration and nothing else

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u/Raisen22 Proud father of 9 Uma daughters   <- one of them Aug 15 '25

Freshly made meme an hour ago.

Guess who she is.

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u/Physical_Sort5155 Raising a cute daughter with Maruzen Aug 15 '25

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u/Raisen22 Proud father of 9 Uma daughters   <- one of them Aug 15 '25

Yap!! The one in the image is the IRL Air Groove.

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u/Dazaisbedsheets Aston Machan Aug 15 '25

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u/invstigtivjrnlism I will adopt Rice Shower you cannot stop me Aug 15 '25

In the top one they both look weird, in the middle one the horse looks normal, and in the bottom one the Umamusume looks normal. Interesting.

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u/Icefellwolf Stegosaurus family trainer Aug 15 '25

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u/Future_IssueLite Aug 15 '25

You can change it in the settings btw, if you don't know

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u/Icefellwolf Stegosaurus family trainer Aug 15 '25

I did not know lol, I usually just crop them off later but I didnt get around to it yet. Ill go change it in the settings. Thank you

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u/Icefellwolf Stegosaurus family trainer Aug 15 '25
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u/Boo_Oopy ⇩ Awful Aug 15 '25

Bless her heart, we still got 16th

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u/DeepMistake5873 Symboli Rudolf's Trainer Aug 15 '25

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u/GoodSea9364 Aug 15 '25

It's enough to make a grown man cry

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u/Dominus_in_Fortuna Sakura Bakushin O Aug 15 '25

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '25

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u/Factino Aug 15 '25

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '25

Maruzensky after finding out kids throw gang signs at each other as greetings nowadays (she's trying to fit in (she failed)).

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u/Kiel_22 Mejiro McQueen Aug 15 '25

Can't wait for Manhattan Cafe!

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u/Vorthod Follow Turbo! Aug 15 '25

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u/ReySenate Aug 15 '25

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u/the_kenny189 Aug 15 '25

MY BOYYYYYY

(I am the caretaker for Anduin)

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u/IvanRojasX5 Aug 15 '25

"Who are you?" Both asked each other...

The second after that, they were going all silly around the place

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u/Nick113009 Tamamo Cross Aug 15 '25

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u/FluffyWaffle55 Aug 15 '25

Talk about big competition

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u/wesleyy001 A smile better suits a hero Aug 15 '25

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u/Rayfyan Aug 15 '25

I dunno who

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '25

Looks like a passing bird of prey.

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u/KonoPowerDa69 Aug 15 '25

That's clearly The Hawk Advances

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u/Dry_Berry_2457 Silence Suzuka Do I need 10M Fans for the Flex? Aug 15 '25

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u/StepOfDeath Aug 15 '25

Showing my friend that terribly timed post

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u/FinalFantasyer Aug 15 '25

GrASS wonder

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u/BananaFrvr Smart Falcon MY ☆Umadol☆ Aug 15 '25

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u/Wolfkiller1130 Aug 15 '25

Used for my fantasy football team logo

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u/TH_Byakuren Aug 15 '25

Pouty Dia

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u/Advanced_Scale_5000 Morumoto's Church Founder Aug 15 '25

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u/Edgenabik = wife Aug 15 '25

I took this from this sub to use as a discord pfp

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u/LooperHonstropy 世界最高1番!!!! Aug 15 '25

I umapyoied Fatty.

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u/JasonTHL Agnes Tachyon's Lab Rat Aug 15 '25

Does this count?

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u/Soundwave963 Aug 15 '25

I really love this Curren Face

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '25

That's the face of someone who has taken a life and won't hesitate to do it again.

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u/wellthathappened43 Aug 15 '25 edited Aug 15 '25

I love her she's so her

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u/animadic134 Twin Turbo Aug 15 '25

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u/Takaraous Aug 15 '25

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u/Chadahn Air Groove is Mine Aug 15 '25

Different kind of mommy, you're looking for Gentildonna.

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u/MarudoesArt T.M. Opera O Aug 15 '25

Very fitting artwork I stole from here to send to my friend when Kitasan's banner finally dropped

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u/SpicySPaxz Exmusume Aug 15 '25

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u/R4idec_x waiting for fenomeno Aug 15 '25

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u/Last-Remote Curren Bouquetd'or Aug 15 '25

All the Bouquetchan art going in my phone.

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u/TowerofAvalon1 Rice Shower’s Therapy Buddy Aug 15 '25

Got around to finding it

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u/ZorkNemesis Still no sparks Aug 15 '25

This one it seems.

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u/NoName0728 Matikanefukukitaru Aug 15 '25

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u/makelo06 Symboli Rudolf Aug 15 '25

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u/Macwolf04 T.M. Opera O Aug 15 '25

I'm Sorry

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u/Meilingcrusader Nice Nature Aug 15 '25

McQueen is so much fun

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u/ImmediateLettuce2714 WHY THIS HIMEJOSHI IS SO CRAZY AND CUTE Aug 15 '25

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u/Physical_Sort5155 Raising a cute daughter with Maruzen Aug 15 '25

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u/Like17Badgers The Sun that Captivates the Earth Aug 15 '25

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u/OP-NOPE Aug 15 '25

I saw this in tenor site

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u/Connorst036 T.M. Aston Suzuka Curren Tran-Chan Aug 15 '25
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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '25

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u/AbyssaI_Entity I cant meet cuz phone cant handle her cuteness Aug 15 '25
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u/lil-red-hood-gibril Aug 15 '25

By orphanedsource

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u/kwkmsdyo King Halo Aug 15 '25

A cutesy Golshi

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u/Reshikr My Beloved Fire Aug 15 '25

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u/AFuzzyKitten Where are the fujisky shippers Aug 15 '25

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u/YannFrost Aug 15 '25

I actually don't have much Uma pic save. This is my only one right now. Used it to change my discord PF as a pulling ritual.

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u/NuclearCommando Rice Shower Aug 15 '25

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u/Spegynmerble Loves Only You's Proud Husband Aug 15 '25

Gremlin honse with homophobia

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u/StMuerte13 Aug 15 '25

Euh, I got lucky with this one

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u/FvcknMe ¡Mi hija número uno! Aug 15 '25
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u/Red_Stone77 Rice Shower Aug 15 '25